Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 769: When fighting, you need to be surprised!

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Fourteen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said impatiently: "Well, stop complaining. The life of a dirty booger girl like you is equated with the life of the general. It is already the biggest crisis in your life. Lucky for you."

"What did you say?!" Kagura exploded again.

Looking at the Rabbits who were whispering to each other and not rushing forward, Gintoki continued: "In short, the hostages are here with us. If you dare to move, we will break up the vote! On the contrary, if we dare to move, you can also break up the vote!" "

"What kind of tickets are they tearing up?" Fourteen asked in confusion, but as soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki kicked him in the butt.

"Ah!" Fourteen was stunned when he was kicked down in front of a group of night rabbits, "Huh?"

"That one will be your hostage. Now that everyone has a hostage, calm down a little bit." Gintoki cleared his throat and spoke again, "The normal development at this time is for everyone to discuss the exchange of hostages. This kind of It is very irrational to engage in a fight at such a time, and it is easy to injure the hostages."

"Well... what should I do? The deputy captain did say that the little girl's life cannot be taken."

"And... she seems to be the leader's sister."

"But...the mission is to remove that general's head."

"So... what should we do?"

Looking at the Night Rabbits who were talking among themselves but couldn't come up with an idea, Gintoki spoke again: "Ahem, anyway, how about we discuss the exchange of hostages first? At this time, exchanging hostages with conditions is the best solution, right? I advise you. Don't mess around, this little girl's uncle and father are very scary guys, if this little girl dies because of your relationship... the consequences will be very serious."

After all the Night Rabbits looked at each other, a Night Rabbit representative walked out slowly and spoke honestly.

"Then, leave the little girl to us, and the man will be returned to you."

"You are too upright!" Gintoki complained directly, and then waved his hands with a difficult look on his face, "Hey, hey, besides, a guy like that wants to trade for this little girl? Are you kidding me!"

"Hey...what do you mean by a guy like that?" Veins suddenly popped up on the face of Fourteen, who was standing in the Night Rabbit camp.

Kondo comforted him: "Don't worry, Fourteen, this is just a temporary measure."

Kagura spoke arrogantly: "That's right Aru! How can a guy of that level be on the same level as a once-in-a-millennium beautiful girl like me? Give me a hundred vinegar kelp Aru!"

"In the end, my life is not worth a hundred vinegar kelp?!"

"Ah, there's a mistake, there's a mistake," Gintoki seemed to suddenly think of something, "Then what... How about you just kill that hostage and get a hundred boxes of strawberry milk in exchange for it."

"The hostages don't matter anymore, right?!" Fourteen was furious again.

Gintoki comforted the young general behind him in a low voice: "Don't worry, I have been with that idiot Jiang Cheng and Kagura for so long. I fully understand the night rabbit and other things. Although the strength and other things are indeed very powerful, but the brain is completely No, if we grasp this, we can survive safely."

Kagura immediately exploded: "Whose brain are you saying is completely useless! You damn natural curly person!"

Kondo held his chin and analyzed: "In short, you don't compete with the other party in terms of strength and physical strength, but only in terms of brain power, right?"

"That's right, the opponent is probably the kind of guy who can't memorize the multiplication tables well. Taking advantage of this, we almost won."

Kondo frowned solemnly and murmured: "You actually have to memorize the multiplication table... It seems that the other party really can't be underestimated."

"What about that? Why don't you take this orangutan and use it as a hostage?" Gintoki pointed at Kondo and stared at all the Night Rabbits with dead eyes. "I always feel like it's unfair that you only have one."

"Huh?!" Kondo was surprised.

"Yin Sang! Stop joking!" Xin Baji reminded, "Don't always throw useless things to others!"

"You are the most outrageous one! Brother-in-law!"

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Shinbachi retorted with veins popping out in an instant, then he raised his foot and kicked Kondo on the butt, and kicked him in front of all the night rabbits, "Okay, let's hand over this hostage as well. There you have it.”

Gintoki spoke decisively: "Yoshi, prepare a hundred boxes of strawberry milk now..."

"Exchange hostages with a hundred boxes of vinegar kelp, Aru!" Kagura took over.

"You are the ones who are the most outrageous, okay!" Fourteen roared with his veins bursting, "In the end, the two hostages Kondo-san and I are of no use at all!"

"Let me declare in advance, don't move around. I really know how to tear up the vote." Gintoki said again, "Of course, if we move around, you can tear up the ticket at any time. Ah, Shinpachi, did you move?"

"Can you be more serious!!" Kondo said angrily.

"Anyway, let's calm down now and let's renegotiate the hostage exchange." Gintoki said this, but the hands behind him calmly hit Kagura, Shinpachi and Shigemo several times. A gesture to let him run away following the slogan, "Isn't it in the movie? Both sides come forward and count three, two, one or something like that and let people go at the same time. We can imitate that."

As he spoke, Gintoki put his hands on Kagura's shoulders. At the same time, the two Yatsura on the other side understood and put their hands on the backs of Fourteen and Kondo at the same time.

"three two…"

On the count of two, Gintoki and others took up escape stances at the same time, and started running for their lives.

"Where are the hostages?!!!" Veins popped up on Fourteen's forehead instantly.

boom! ! !

"Ahem!" The thick smoke that suddenly erupted under his feet made Fourteen couldn't help covering his nose and coughed twice, but then Fourteen was grabbed by a hand and reacted quickly, following Kondo. He covered his mouth and nose and started to run away.

"Kondo-san, where did you get the tear gas bombs?" Fourteen asked as he ran.

"Wanshiwu gave it to me just now." Kondo replied, "In short, although I have bought a little time, I am not optimistic, so run quickly!"

After the smoke dispersed, the Night Rabbits discovered that Gintoki and others had escaped ten meters away.

"Chase!"

With an order, all the night rabbits chased after him at the same time.

On the other side of the crashed ship, the fierce battle between the ghost troops, the imperial fans and the ninjas continued. The most precious thing regarded by countless people - life, was being taken away every moment.

boom! ! !

After the huge explosion, under the cover of black mist, the ninjas led by Xun jumped off the spacecraft one after another as if they had received some signal.

"Now! Disperse!" Xun gave the order.

In an instant, all the ninjas dispersed in all directions in an orderly manner.

Matoko, who was standing on the bow of the boat, gritted his teeth as he watched the scene below: "Asshole! Stop! Chase me quickly! Don't let me let anyone go!"

In the main control room, the commander-in-chief Takeichi Bianheita, who was monitoring the surroundings through a large screen, hurriedly raised the intercom and shouted: "Miss Matako, don't chase the poor enemy! The purpose of these imperial fans is to distract our troops. Now the enemy's The main force is fighting the 7th Division, we need to join up with the 7th Division and attack them from both front and rear."

"Let them do whatever they want," Takasugi, who was leaning against the wall and holding up a pipe, said casually. "Anyway, both Iga and the regime are completely finished. Let them have a wild show at the final festival."

After saying that, Gao Shan turned around and left leisurely on his sandals.

"Mr. Takasugi, you...where are you going?"

"Before everything ends, I have to marry someone. It doesn't matter if I want to take the general's head or if I want to subvert the regime. Anyway, I can't destroy the world. As long as the sharp blade doesn't break, I can't destroy the world. It just so happens that the troublesome guy is not here this time, so it’s a good opportunity.”

"No, regarding this, Mr. Manzai has been contacted..."

"Don't worry, there will be someone who will trip him up. Maybe they can trip him up permanently..."

On the other side, Gintoki and others who were escaping stopped at the same time. If you want to ask why... because they were blocked by Afu Usagi and a group of Night Rabbits.

Looking at the Night Rabbits chasing after them and the Night Rabbits in front of them, several people had solemn expressions.

"Yeah, yeah, someone took advantage of me if I wasn't paying attention. Who spread the news that Ye Rabbit is a bunch of idiots?" Afutu said with some emotion, and then gently raised his head to cover his face. Umbrella, "Long time no see, little girl~"

"Don't come over! Otherwise..." Fourteen pointed the sword blade in his hand at Kagura.

"Ah~" Afutu held his forehead and sighed, "Did I say you were fooled by this method? I won't care when you get lectured by the leader later. Okay, let's play house. Time is over. We have killed our compatriots, so don’t think about going back alive. Whether it’s the leader’s sister or that monster’s niece, I won’t let you go back alive without the leader giving orders. "

"Really?" Gintoki looked disapproving, "Kagura! Plan B!"

"Dang-dang-dang-dang-dang!" Kagura imitated a cat-shaped robot and took out his mobile phone from his arms, "The technology of the times—smartphones! How to use it, find your uncle's phone number, and then...crying that someone is bullying you I!"

"Hey, this joke is not funny." Afutu looked a little ugly.

"Ahem!" After dialing the number, Kagura cleared her throat and pretended to squeeze out two tears, brewing her grievance.

"Hey, wait... calm down. You just killed a few of them. If those monsters appear, they might all be wiped out! Anyway, calm down first! That's what I just said, but if we can hand over that general, It’s not like I can’t spare your lives!”

Du-du-du-

"Sorry, the number you dialed is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep."

"Um...no one answered, Gin-chan." Kagura raised her head and spoke.

At this time, Afutu was obviously relieved on his face.

"What on earth is that idiot doing? Do you really want to leave your niece to die without saving her?" Gintoki curled his lips in displeasure, "Anyway, leave a message first and describe all these guys. Remember to pretend to be pitiful. The victim just said it was you. Finally, take a photo or something, and remember to put some blood on your body or something."

Even though he said this, Gintoki's heart still shuddered.

[That idiot...could it be said...]

(End of chapter)