"You've been here so many times, how can you still enjoy it so much?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Don't kids just like things like this?" Haruta retorted with her little mouth pouted.
"There's no other way, then just ride ten roller coasters and do two cordless bungee jumps and then go back." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.
"Do you want to kill me?!" Haruta shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Ten roller coasters are already too much. What's going on with the cordless bungee jumping at the back?!"
"I should be the one to say this!" Jiang Cheng looked at the amusement park in front of him and really had something in his mind that he didn't know whether to say or not. "You are too willful, you little brat! Adults have their own things to do, okay?" ! Why do I have to accompany you, a little brat, to the amusement park on a day off like this? Can you just use a perfunctory excuse like "I am a child"?!"
"Isn't what you're talking about just staying at home and playing games?! If Sister Yueyong hadn't been free, I wouldn't have come to you!" Haruta retorted.
Two people, one big and one small, stood at the entrance of the amusement park and stared at each other, grinning and taunting each other from time to time.
Jiang Cheng finally calmed down his mood. He was not angry. He was not angry. He was just a brat. Nine years ago, he was just a tadpole swimming in a man's [beep--]. Calculated , the current Qingta is at most a tadpole, no, that cannot be said, at most he is a frog.
Yes, Seita is the smaller Toadachi, not the Toadachid during the Fourth Ninja War. Toadachi has the support of Toadboss, while Seita has the support of two Toadbosses, which is about the same.
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt that Qingta in front of him became even more hateful.
"Hey, why do I feel like you are thinking about something very rude?" Haruta complained expressionlessly.
"Actually, it's nothing..." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I just feel that Naruto was really miserable when he was a child... Wuwuwu~"
"When did the topic come to Naruto?! What on earth are you thinking of in your mind?! Do we really live in the same world?!"
"Have you finally discovered it?" Jiang Cheng smiled slightly and continued, "That's right! We are creatures living in two worlds (the world of children and the world of adults)! Good luck!"
"****Ji?! What do you mean by the world of children and the world of adults! How exactly do you look like an adult!"
"Use honorifics when talking to your elders!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "And even though I didn't admit it, your mother hired you as a tutor. Show some respect to me! You brat!"
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stretched out his fist and lightly knocked on Qingta's head. Qingta was knocked into the arms of Mother Earth, leaving only a small head with rolled eyes and foam at the mouth.
"It seems that my skills are still a bit different from the teacher..." Jiang Cheng squatted down and observed Qingta's head, "This bag seems not as round as the teacher's. Forget it, don't care, hurry up and play with this kid. It’s important to go back and play your own game after a while!”
With that said, Jiang Chengcheng dug Qingta out of the ground. Without thinking much, Jiang Chengcheng dragged Qingta, who had fainted, towards the gate of the amusement park. However, as soon as he turned around, he felt some strange sights behind him.
Jiang Cheng turned around and discovered that an orangutan, a nicotine poisoning patient, and the trio were shouting something in the grass behind him.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng patted Shi Shi on the shoulder familiarly and asked with a squinted smile.
The fourteenth-year-old boy was also startled by the sudden appearance of Jiang Cheng, "When did you show up?! What else does it have to do with you! And can you stop being so familiar!"
"You are so heartless, Mr. Liu Hai," Jiang Cheng pursed his lips and made a somewhat regretful expression, "Obviously everyone is so familiar with each other, but he still has to pretend to be so heartless, it really makes people feel uncomfortable~ Do you think so, Sougo-kun?"
"You can't blame Hijikata-san, boss." Sougo replied, "After all, Hijikata's head has been poisoned by mayonnaise and nicotine for so long, it is inevitable that he will be a little confused."
"That's such a pity," Jiang Cheng said, as if something suddenly occurred to him, "By the way, remember to send me an invitation when you wait for Liu Haijun's funeral."
"Who is Liu Haijun?! Who is going to hold a funeral?! And why do you two look so familiar!" Fourteen complained crazily.
"Why does he look so angry?" Jiang Cheng asked softly in Sougo's ear.
"Actually, the first two chapters were supposed to have some scenes with the Shinsengumi, but it seems like they were all deleted by some crazy author, so I'm a little unhappy..." Sougo explained in a low voice.
"Fourteen, who is this?" Matsudaira Katakurihu, who had been beside him, asked.
Looking at the man in front of me with a slicked back hair, sunglasses, a sniper rifle in his hand, and a red scarf in such a hot weather. Jiang Cheng cast a questioning look at Sougo beside him.
But before Sougo could answer, Kondo on the side answered first: "This is Ese-kun from Yoshiwara, and he is an old acquaintance of ours anyway."
"Can you please stop talking nonsense! Why are we old acquaintances! We haven't even met each other a few times, okay!" Fourteen complained.
"What are you talking about? Fourteen," Kondo continued with a tone of condemnation, "We have established a good cooperative relationship with Jiang Chengsang! He is simply my spiritual friend!"
As he said that, Kondo recalled the scene when Jiang Cheng gave him the Yoshiwara coupon. It was deeply emotional, touching, heartfelt, and empathetic... Those kind words of condolences are really something that Kondo can't forget to this day. …
Kondo shed tears and said to Jiang Cheng, "By the way, do you still have the same coupons as last time... Wow!"
Before he could finish speaking, Kondo was knocked over by Fourteen.
"Are you thinking about that kind of thing?!" Fourteen shouted, "That's a bribe! A blatant bribe! At this time, you still ask others to openly bribe you! Is there something wrong with your brain?!"
"This is the commander of our Shinsengumi, Matsudaira Katakuritora, Lord Matsudaira!" Kondo stood up and wiped his nosebleed before continuing.
"Oh, I see, hello," Jiang Cheng said hello to Songping Gong.
Looking at Jiang Cheng holding an umbrella, Songpinggong thought carefully for a second and came up with a good plan.
"Huh? People from Yoshiwara? Then it's just right to leave this task to you!" Mr. Matsudaira said and handed the sniper rifle in his hand to Jiang Cheng, and pointed at a man with short chestnut hair and a pink suit in the distance. The pretty girl in kimono continued, "Kill all the members of the opposite sex who appear around that girl in a moment! The people in Yoshiwara must be very good at dealing with stinky men."
"Qiaodou sack!" Fourteen felt something was wrong, "What do you mean by erasing all the members of the opposite sex who appear next to that girl? I thought it was some kind of secret mission! Are you just here to ruin your daughter's date?!"
"Ah, here we come!" Jiang Cheng saw through the scope that a man dressed in an unusually showy manner walked up to the girl and started talking and laughing.
"Yoshi, I'll count one, two, three and you shoot." Songpinggong said, "One!..."
"No!" Fourteen reacted and was about to rush to stop it, but...
Just as Lord Songping finished counting one, Jiang Cheng took the lead and fired. However, because he forgot to take the wind speed into account, Jiang Cheng's shot came up empty. Fortunately, the gun was silenced and was not discovered.
"It's a pity. I wanted to hit that boy's special penetrating weapon, but I didn't expect that his weapon was much shorter than a normal male weapon, so I couldn't hit him~" Jiang Cheng said with some regret.
"Hey! You really shot! And why did you shoot when you counted to one! Where are two and three?! Also, why did you shoot at that part! Why?!" Fourteen cursed.
"Well, I'm one of those people who doesn't want to follow orders. Counting one, two, three and shouting "start", I'm really annoyed by this. As for your stupid question of why you should shoot at that part, Don’t you know the answer just by thinking about it? That’s a [weapon]. Isn’t it normal to destroy the opponent’s [weapon] first in a fight?” Jiang Cheng answered matter-of-factly.
"In short, put down the gun first!" With that said, Fourteen took the gun from Jiang Cheng's hand, "Although that is a [weapon] in a sense, but this situation is obviously not it! "
"No, I don't agree with this," Jiang Cheng retorted, "In front of that girl, maybe he is already preparing to [ignite and launch]!"
"I agree with this!" Kondo nodded and continued, "After all, I am always ready to fire and launch in front of A Miao every day!"
"Your head is thinking about ignition and launch three hundred and sixty-five days a year!" Shi Shi retorted angrily, "Can you please stop irritating Uncle Matsudaira! I'm so angry that I'm shaking!"
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng's words stopped the quarrel between Fourteen and Kondo, but the next moment... "Uncle, don't worry, I won't miss the next shot!"
"That's not what you're worried about!" Fourteen shouted.
"You don't understand anything. How touching this uncle is about thinking about his daughter! This is the great father's love! You will never understand it if you are not a father!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng's tone began to soften. Get up, "Imagine, if you get married and have a daughter, watching your daughter grow up day by day, suddenly one day! A boy dressed like a hooligan appears in your house with his arms around your daughter and calls you "Father". How do you feel?!"
Kondo/Junior/Sougo/Matsuhira: "Kill him!"
"Yo Xi, now we have a united front..." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Then next..."
"Yo Xi, you're so big!" Fourteen said and punched Jiang Cheng, "Don't fan the flames here, okay?!"
(End of chapter)