Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 814: Be careful with nannies and drivers!

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"At 11:15 p.m., he was detained on charges of disturbing the normal business of the store and trying to cause trouble and sexual harassment."

The patrolman who handcuffed Hasegawa said so.

"Hey! Daddy!" Hasegawa was unhappy for a moment, and shouted to Granny Toshi who was standing at the door of the store and waving to the patrol police: "This is different from what was promised! What is the last charge? Something? Sexual harassment? Stop joking! I will not admit to this crime!"

"Mr. Patrolman, this is the uncle~"

Catherine, who looked like an 80-year-old woman, hooked her fingers on her collar, deliberately exposing a little bit of skin, and pointed her other finger at Hasegawa, twitching and complaining.

"When I was drinking in the store, I always touched people~ I can't let him out without a mental compensation of 3 million~"

"Meow you! You're so disgusting!" Hasegawa retorted with veins popping out, "What disgusting things are you talking about with a face that has been run over by a time machine! Does my head look that bad? ! It should be me who should demand mental compensation!"

Snapped!

The patrolman put his hand on Hasegawa's shoulder and shook his head slowly, showing an unusually warm, gentle and somewhat serious look in his eyes.

"Why are you looking at me with such warm, gentle and serious eyes! I really didn't do it! I admit to the first two charges, but I will never recognize the last one no matter what!"

Click!

The patrolman unlocked Hasegawa's handcuffs and patted Hasegawa's shoulder again.

"Don't worry about it, stay strong and survive."

After saying that, the patrolman turned around and handcuffed Catherine.

Catherine and Hasegawa were stunned at the same time, and after a long time they came back to their senses and roared at the same time.

"I'm the one who was harassed!/I'm not being harassed anymore!"

"Please! Take me back! I haven't eaten for several days! Just give me a fifteen-day detention package as before! Please! Mr. Patrolman!"

Outside the door, Hasegawa was still pleading.

Inside the door, Granny Denshi, who was standing at the counter with her hands folded and smoking, could not stop shaking her head as she listened to the commotion outside the door.

"Yeah, yeah, even in this new era, these guys still haven't changed at all. Can we say that idiots are idiots no matter what era they reach?"

"That's right," Gintoki folded his hands and nodded noncommittally, "These guys are simply worms in society."

"You are the least qualified person to say this..."

"By the way, where is mom going to travel? I can prepare it in advance. By the way, I'll leave you with the money to buy snacks outside."

"I told you it has nothing to do with you!"

"Mom~ This is the end-of-semester test paper that needs to be signed by parents~ Please~ Gin-chan, I got a hundred points~"

Gintoki, who was pretentious, handed over a piece of A4 paper and a pen.

Looking at the contents of the will on the A4 paper, Granny Denshi became furious again, tearing the paper into pieces and roaring at the same time.

"Who did you ask to make a will!!!"

"Hey! Daddy! Give me enough! After all, the money will still be mine in the end?! What's wrong with giving a little now? It doesn't matter at all! In other words, now you are just saving the money for Yin Sang! It's quite It’s like a bank or something!”

"Who is the bank!!!"

"Sakata-san, please stop it!" Catherine on the side put her hands on her hips and spoke righteously: "Don't you understand how unlikely it is for unworthy descendants to receive an inheritance?! In the case of unworthy descendants, the average person who gets an inheritance is They are all gentle nannies and drivers who are by my side."

After saying that, Catherine handed over a cup of coffee with a gentle look on her face: "Grandma Dengshi, have a cup of coffee to cool off the fire. Don't worry about the inheritance for now."

"Oh, thank you."

Granny Denshi took the coffee and subconsciously thanked her. However, the next moment, when she saw the coffee that was filled with unknown bubbles and exuded a strange smell of death, she became furious again.

"The poison was administered too early!!"

Catherine turned away, spat softly, and said to herself: "Tch! Has it been discovered?"

"Mina-san~ Thank you everyone for your support. Today's live broadcast ends here Aru~"

Kagura, who was holding her belly that looked like she was about to give birth to triplets, smiled and waved at her new smartphone.

"Ah! As expected, it has to be Kagura-chan!"

"Yes! Every time I have no appetite, I look at Kagura-chan and I have an appetite!"

"I will always support you! Kagura-chan, the biggest eater in the universe!"

"I'm so envious. I can eat so much and still not get fat~"

The barrages are still flooding the screen on mobile phones.

Ignoring Catherine and Gintoki, who were beaten unconscious and thrown out by him, the mother-in-law looked at Kagura who put away her phone and burped, sighed and shook her head.

"Even Kagura-chan has found a suitable side job in the new era. You men are really..."

With that said, Granny Denshi put on her reading glasses and took out her smartphone from her sleeve.

"Ara~ Oguri-chan has started the live broadcast, she is still so handsome and cute, I love you~"

Looking at Granny Denshi who was skillfully recharging money and delivering gifts, the corners of Xinbaji's eyes couldn't help but twitch.

"Grandma Dengshi, how much money did you spend on being ranked number one?"

"What?!"

Gintoki woke up instantly and rushed forward, yelling: "Hey! Daddy! Who told you to touch Yin-san's money! Is it because Yin-san is not as cute as him?! Just because Yin-san is not as handsome as him?! Indulge in this Do you think it’s okay to grow things that cause disharmony in the family and your son is rebellious?!”

"It's my money!! And don't try to get close to me again!"

After midnight, there were only a few customers left in the small Dengshi shop.

"It's such a good new era~" Granny Denshi put away her smartphone and took off her reading glasses with a satisfied look on her face, "My underground husband would never have imagined that there would be such an era again."

Xinbaji complained speechlessly: "Ah, I really didn't expect that my wife, who is already in her sixties, would give so much money to a man she only saw on the screen of her mobile phone."

"What do your glasses know about Oguri-chan?! He works very hard!" Granny Denshi retorted instantly with her fists popping and veins popping out. Then she blushed inexplicably, covered her cheeks and said shyly: "Every time, she is so cute and expresses her love to me, an old woman, and says thank you to Sister Denshi and so on. I really can't stand it~"

After being silent for a long time, Xin Bajia silently said: "Ah... I'm completely addicted."

"But..."

Mother-in-law Denshi changed the subject, turned to look at Xiaoyu who was cleaning silently, and continued: "In this new era where good things are basically everywhere, it is inevitable that someone will show such a His lonely expression and so on. It is obviously such a good new era..."

Hearing the sound, Shinpachi and Kagura, who were sitting at the front desk, fell silent at the same time. Perhaps they were thinking of someone, and they lowered their heads in tacit understanding and remained silent.

After a long time, Xin Baji raised his head, with a somewhat lonely smile on his lips.

"Jiang Chengsang is really a cunning guy. He was obviously abandoned by all of us, but he always made us feel like we were abandoned by him alone.

Even if you want to catch up, you don't even know his direction... No... Even if you know, you can't catch him. What a powerful guy. "

At this time, Kagura suddenly couldn't help but smile and spoke as if talking to herself.

""The guy who ran away"

Gin-chan always said this about Aru before.

He said that my uncle was just a sneaky guy who ran away.

He's a cunning guy who cheats. "

Xiaoyu, who calmly listened to Kagura and Shinpachi's words, suddenly turned sideways and looked at the store door at a certain moment.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing outside the door, gently raised the corners of his mouth, held his sleeves and left slowly.

Denshi Tavern, Ladyboy Club, Takamagahara, Smile Bar…

Jiang Cheng passed by the familiar shops in Kabukicho. They seemed to be the same as before, but they seemed a little different.

Nothing has changed is hilarious, but what has changed is people.

In the new era, many new Shinkansen lines and trams have been built, leading to all parts of the country.

Of course, if you feel that taking the tram is a waste of time, you can also choose to take a spaceship, which is faster and safer, but is slightly more expensive than the tram.

Taking the tram, Jiang Cheng took only one day to arrive at a very familiar small mountain village in the countryside.

The education reform has basically completely eliminated private schools. What has been replaced is the enlightenment education system in kindergarten and the step-by-step education system of elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university. It is also a nine-year compulsory education system. educate.

Teachers have also officially become public paid beings comparable to civil servants.

But becoming a teacher is not as difficult as it used to be.

You need to go through study and examination, and obtain a qualification certificate before you can become a teacher.

Matsushita Elementary School was founded by Songyang, who had gone through a lot of study and successfully obtained a teacher qualification certificate, with the help of the new government.

The school building is not big, there is only a modern teaching building and a small but well-equipped playground.

After all, there are not many students here. In Panasonic Elementary School, from first grade to sixth grade, there are only a dozen students, among whom there are four orphans, and the others are basically left-behind children.

Because there is only one cultural teacher, Songyang, who also serves as the principal, everyone is crowded into the same classroom.

(You can refer to Youya Daily King)

Songyang didn't react much to this, and even enjoyed it. However, corporal punishment of students is not allowed now, and most of these students are very sensible.

So Songyang would sometimes look at his fists and feel a little empty.

In the school, apart from Songyang, the only one left is Long, who is also the physical education teacher and dean.

(End of chapter)