"It's a really powerful sword, just like a stubborn samurai." Gintoki casually wiped the booger in his hand on Katsura's body, and at the same time said deliberately, with a hint of what he said, "Then why do you hate samurai guys so much? , what kind of thing do you use? A wig?"
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected again, then folded his hands and slowly analyzed, "There are usually several possibilities for this kind of problem. The most likely possibility is that Jiang Chengshi was trying to solve the virtual factor. He just traveled to such a distant planet to forge such a sword. There is another possibility, that is, Jiang Chengshi actually still recognizes the existence of samurai in his heart, so he forged such a sword that is very samurai-like and very suitable for samurai temperament. knife."
"So what's the truth?" Zongwu asked Jiang Cheng, who looked calm.
Jiang Cheng looked at the sword in his hand and replied honestly: "Ah... I just happened to pass by that planet and got it in a lottery at a custom shop. It was said that the best craftsman on the planet could make a knife or something. They also gave me triple points.
In fact, I really don’t care about triple points. The truth is just as the wig said, it’s for the virtual factor or something, that’s right! That's it! Guess the wig correctly! "
"Who believes it!!!"
Gintoki roared and kicked him over.
"Ah," Jiang Cheng, who was protecting his head, suddenly thought of something, "Actually, there is another reason why it is very easy to use to cut people, and it is also very sharp. I quite like the feeling of not being sloppy with each knife."
"Then he's just a simple murderer!" Shinbaji complained crazily on the side.
At this time, Gintoki was still stamping: "I haven't even visited all the custom shops on earth. Have you even visited all the custom shops in the universe?! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Put the score card Hand it over!!"
"Here...here..." Jiang Cheng, who was on the ground, tremblingly took out a thick stack of loyalty cards from custom shops on various planets from his arms.
Gintoki, who took the score card, raised his hand and turned around to leave: "Yoshi! Then I will appear in Part B again. Goodbye, everyone."
"Ah, there are indeed too many characters appearing. It doesn't matter if I also appear in part B."
Gui Zhengse said, then turned around, put his arm on Gintoki's shoulder and left with Gintoki.
[Everyone, see you in part B.]Elizabeth raised the billboard, turned around and followed.
"And me too..."
As soon as Sakamoto opened his mouth, he was kicked to the ground by Mutsu.
"Sir Shinsuke..." Matako looked at Takasugi with a worried look, fearing that Lord Takasugi would also leave with him.
After being silent for a while, Gao Shan finally spoke: "I won't go."
"Really? Then I'll leave it to you." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and greeted everyone, "Everyone, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come to a place like this, so today I'm treating you to a nearby planet. Have fun!"
Gao Shan's face darkened, and he raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng to the ground as he walked over.
"Why can you, the client, say such things at this time?"
Jiang Cheng held his stomach and got up while retorting: "No, it feels awkward to say anything at this time. Why don't we all find a place to sit down and have a drink, play something with the ladies, and open up our bodies and minds? Maybe it will get better. Just don’t worry about the future and let’s welcome the final return together.”
"You are quite confident, do you still believe in yourself?"
Jiang Cheng hesitated, "Ah, of course, I will always believe in myself. No matter in the past or in the future. I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here now."
"Are you really who you are? Their (former partners') wishes were your source of motivation, and now are they? The Jiang Cheng I know will not run into this kind of situation just because of a woman. Place to come.”
"Didn't I say that before? I am a cunning guy, and I want to find a less painful way to end myself easily."
Gao Shan chuckled and said, "What an incredible guy. He can lie with such a straight face."
"Ah, you are no less impressive. Just because you didn't appear much in the final chapter, you went to a place like this and wanted to show yourself at the end..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was kicked on the back by several feet belonging to different people reaching out from behind. Not only did he fall to the ground, he was also stamped upon.
Kagura scolded while stepping on it: "You said it! You finally said it, Aru! What kind of final chapter is that! I'm basically just in a coma, Aru! Bastard! Just stop it!"
Gintoki, who joined at some unknown time, was also constantly stamping: "Where did Gin-san go?! In this main story, Gin-san also fell into a coma! The whole scene was taken up by you bastard! Even that idiot captain They have more scenes than Yin Sang!"
"Captain Idiot, do you mean me?" Sakamoto stopped stamping and pointed at himself with a confused expression.
"Farewell, after the True Selection Chapter, I have never appeared again!" A Miao stomped on the ground very hard.
"I'm just going to stop at the last daily article (Ai Ranxiang)!" Jiubei rolled his eyes and stepped harder than A Miao.
"My... last appearance was just a figure... and it was broken into pieces."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked at the woman with short hair and squinting eyes in a kimono with confusion, "Who...are you?"
"Ahahaha, of course it's my ex-wife who is about to get back together - Yuno Crist!"
"Don't even think about it! Daoman!"
Looking at the two men arguing, Jiang Cheng still looked confused.
"Who are you? Did you run into the wrong set?"
Waidōmaru, who was lying on Jiang Cheng's side among the bedding that had been made at some unknown time, leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and explained in a low voice: "Master Jiang Cheng, you are Master Seimei and the head of the Kirino family, and you are also Master Christ." My ex-husband, Miichimitsu Mitsumi."
"What are you doing?" Looking at Outodomaru and Kuzuye lying on the quilt, Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and was speechless.
"I just heard Mr. Jiang Cheng say that he was going to a custom shop or something, so..." Kuzu Ye pulled his clothes and gave him a wink.
"Well..." Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then stood up, pinched his chin, and whispered to himself in a somewhat troubled tone, "Why is this guy who has never appeared a few times and is not familiar with him here? What kind of time do you show up? Are you pretending to be so familiar or something like that? Are you working so hard just to appear on camera?"
"Who do you think is pretending to be familiar with you!!" Qingming was furious, "Although you were indeed like a benefactor to me in the past, but do you know that because of your direct and indirect relationship, now that there is no shogunate? , we are all unemployed! Now the whole family can only make a lot of money through some supernatural short videos!"
"Didn't you already make a lot of money?! What on earth are you complaining about!"
"What an idea! Do you know how hard it is to come up with an idea for a short video every time? The whole family has to discuss it all night! Because of this kind of thing, Christ's live broadcast can't catch up with the live broadcast and can only watch the recording!"
Jiang Cheng:…
"Moreover." Qingming changed the topic, "It's also because you are our benefactor, that's why I appear here."
Daoman took out the talisman from his arms, held it between his two fingers, and took the words at the same time: "Ah, that's right. It's because you are also my benefactor, and you are the moon-old figure between me and Krist who are about to remarry. , if he dies, the wedding won’t be able to go ahead.”
Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and raised his hand: "Um...actually, I think it doesn't matter. By the way, can you guys go back? We're obviously not familiar with each other, and I always feel like I'm getting in the way."
Veins popped up on their faces instantly, and the talismans in their hands were thrown at Jiang Cheng in unison.
boom! ! !
…
"Teacher..." Jiang Cheng got up, looked at Songyang in front of him, and murmured softly.
"Well, long time no see, my disciple." Songyang put his sleeves on his sleeves with a smile on his face.
"Ah, long time no see..." Jiang Cheng responded softly, and then looked at Long behind Songyang, "Mother, Sansan."
"Yes, Natsume." Haori nodded slightly and responded.
Then, only Jiang Cheng and Hao's heads were left on the floor.
Gintoki leaned into Gui's ear and whispered softly: "You are definitely angry, aren't you? Teacher, was he definitely angry just now?"
Gui replied in a low voice: "Ah, yes, he is definitely angry. By the way, does that white kelp head know how to pick up stems? He just picked up stems very skillfully. I thought he was the boring one Type."
"Ahem!" Takasugi, who noticed the change in Songyang's face, coughed twice and touched Katsura and Gintoki beside him with his elbow.
"You guys...were you talking about something just now?" Song Yang looked at his three disciples with a smile on his face.
…
Jiang Cheng got up again, looked at Jiang Hua who was watching him silently with gentle eyes, smiled helplessly and shook his head.
"Really, I can't bear this kind of expression, Sister Jianghua, that bald guy might think wrong."
"Who are you calling Baldy?! Stay away from Jianghua!"
"Anyway, if you have to say something, why not..." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and showed a relaxed expression, "Give me your panties."
Ever since, Jiang Cheng had a pair of white tight briefs in his hand.
"Can...is it okay?" Maomao, standing in front of Jiang Cheng, was a little nervous and his face was slightly red.
"I'm not talking about you!!" Jiang Cheng was furious.
"Then uncle's red crotch cloth...is it okay?" Lord Matsudaira asked, holding a red "scarf".
"Not you either!"
"Then mine... must be cherished." After placing a pair of boxer briefs in Jiang Cheng's hands, Kondo also began to twist.
"This is just a pathogen that can transmit some kind of virus!"
"How rude!" Kondo argued, "Who do you think has syphilis?"
"Hey, Kondo-san, no one said it was syphilis." Fourteen reminded.
"Jiang Chengsama! These are the underpants of all our members!"×n
The Baihua girls holding their panties said in unison.
"You don't need it!"
"Huh~" At this time, Jiang Hua gently exhaled a puff of smoke and said in a relaxed tone: "If you want, just wait until the real future."
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned around instantly, raised his hands and shouted: "Yo Xi! I don't know why I suddenly became energetic! Everyone, follow me!"
Kagura kicked me over again, rolling her eyes and roaring: "Why did Mommy's pair of panties make you suddenly change your attitude, Alu! You disgusting idiot!"
(End of chapter)