"The guy who looked like a villain just a few chapters ago is now trying to steal the limelight!"
Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and argued angrily.
"Same for you!" Gintoki on the side retorted, then folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, and then taunted: "Huh, Gin-san, I am the decent one from beginning to end, you two guys have already done it because of Excessive blackening will not make you white. I hope you two can be a little more conscious about this kind of thing. Get out of the way quickly. Guys who have been villains have no chance at all."
"Is there anyone in Gintama who can't be cleaned?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki with narrowed eyes, "Isn't it the only thing that can't be cleaned in white?"
"You guys, don't just say the most criticized thing about Gintama by Chinese audiences like this! Official complaints are reserved for readers!"
Gintoki complained loudly, then cleared his throat with his hands in his hands.
"Ahem, in short, the Internet has memory! I will never forget the extremely outrageous things you two did! I believe readers will not forget it either! Everyone! For the sake of this awareness, Please vote for me! Please!”
"Do you think this is some kind of talent show?!" Looking at Gintoki who bowed to the camera, Jiang Cheng couldn't stop complaining, the veins on his cheeks had already been suppressed, "Please stop it in moderation!"
Gintoki shrugged his shoulders, with a relaxed look on his face: "Sorry, compared to you two villains, no matter how you look at it, Gin-san is the best one."
"No, no matter how you look at it, you are the worst."
"Hey, stop making noise." Takasugi on the side called out and looked at the empty children's entertainment facilities in the park. "The little ghosts... are gone."
"What?!"×2
…
Under the setting sun, Jiang Cheng and the three of them gathered together again after searching carefully in and around the park but unable to find a group of little ghosts.
"Where did these brats go?"
Jiang Cheng frowned and held his chin, thinking secretly, but then suddenly thought of something again, raised his head and looked at Gintoki and Takasugi blankly.
At the same time, Gintoki and Takasugi thought of something at the same time, raised their heads and laughed at the same time.
"Have you two thought about it too?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Hey, hey," Gintoki spread his hands with a relaxed expression on his face, and sighed: "Who do you think I am? How could I not even think of this kind of development? But then again, I didn't expect it to be such a clichéd development. .The orangutan has also fallen."
"Hmph, creators who can't think of a good part in the final stage are just rubbish."
Takasugi chuckled, the meaning of ridicule could be felt in the words on the computer screen, and it could be said that it hit him right in the face.
"But, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and asked with some uncertainty while holding his chin, "Really? Will we really use such a clichéd plot in the final episode? Besides, aren't we a daily series? Don’t daily dramas usually have very gentle endings? Even if this kind of complex is cliché, it can still be considered a big event, right?”
Gintoki replied disapprovingly: "Hey, don't underestimate the daily series. No matter what kind of work, something big will happen in the last episode."
As he spoke, Gintoki's face showed a bit of deepness, and he continued: "Just like now, the little ghosts brought by Songyang are lost and lost. Songyang is now anxiously searching for the children in every corner of Edo. Search, and then we all began anxiously looking for the children.
Finally, when the sky was completely dark, I found the little devils squatting on the ground crying because they were lost and afraid in a remote corner. Then, the last scene shown to the readers is the scene where we, who have been looking for a long time and our faces are covered with sweat and dust, are reunited with the teacher with the new generation of kids!
Not bad right? This feels very good, right? It is completely the famous scene in the final chapter, and we can also call our acquaintances to help search together. We all work hard for one goal and finally achieve that goal!
Very touching? It feels like a childhood dream! "
"Too old, too stale." Jiang Cheng complained with narrowed eyes.
"Don't underestimate readers." Gao Shan complained coldly.
"Are you too harsh?"
After a long silence, Ginzai replied silently, but the next moment he suddenly discovered that Jiang Cheng and Takasugi turned around at the same time and took out their mobile phones and started making calls.
"Moses Moses, Sister Jianghua, today is probably the last return! The children are lost! Uh-huh! In short, it's probably the old standard final return routine that the orangutan came up with. "Find the children and reunite with everyone." expansion or something. Bald? No, no, that person doesn't need it. Kagura doesn't need it either, as long as you are alone. It doesn't matter if they appear or not. Nobita? No, no, no, just let him go on a date with Shizuka. Hi, hi, let's meet at Kabukicho Love Hotel Street later. "
"Get ready for action. Notify all members of the Ghost Army. Even if we pay all the costs, we must find those little ghosts at the last moment."
After being silent for a long time with a dark face, Ginzai roared with a burst of veins: "Don't you completely believe it?!"
…
Night, Edo.
In a dark and secluded deep alley.
Behind Jiangcheng, Takasugi and Gintoki, who were dusty and sweaty, there were many acquaintances, such as Yueyong, Baihua, Jianghua, Amiao, Denshi, Xiaoyu...
Everyone was just like Jiang Cheng and the other three, their bodies were covered with dust and their faces were covered with fine sweat.
Of course, the expression is exactly the same. To put it simply... a sullen face with no expression.
If you want to ask why...
After being silent for a full minute, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.
"Did you sneak the kids away?! Wig!!"
Gui, who was leading a group of little ghosts to feed stray cats, turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and the others with confusion, "It's not the wig, it's Gui. The future of these countries was indeed taken away by me after discussing with the teacher. What's wrong? ?”
"You asked what happened, what did you say happened!" Jiang Cheng yelled through gritted teeth, "You ruined the final return section that you finally thought of!!"
"Final return? What last return?" Gui still looked puzzled, but he didn't pay too much attention. He stood up and waved his hands and said, "In short, you also have a chance. After my negotiation with the teacher, these seedlings will We will conduct a week-long social practice with our former students in turn. The first is me, the second is Takasugi, then Gintoki, and finally Jiangcheng, for a total of one month."
"Who cares about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng yelled, but then he suddenly thought of something and murmured in disbelief: "No, wait, is it not the final return today? It's hard for so many of us. In order to show a dusty appearance, the act of running all over Edo on his own legs without the help of any modern equipment...is...meaningless?!"
Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, the faces of Yue Yong and others gradually darkened completely.
"Gintoki!!" Jiang Cheng turned sideways and pounced on Gintoki first.
At the same time, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng and Gintoki.
As for Takasugi... the only ones involved are his die-hard fans, the Ghost Army. It's not a big problem. Some die-hard fans may turn into fans, but it's unlikely that they will change their ways.
…
Just as everyone was beating Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, the voices of Song Yang and a man suddenly came from the distance.
Man: "It hurts... it hurts! It really hurts. Please, just kill me. I really... can't bear it anymore."
Songyang: "There's really too much blood... Just hold on a little longer. If there's anyone at this time... Just wait a moment, I'll go find someone..."
After hearing the two voices, everyone stopped.
"The most...most...final big event!!" A Miao covered her mouth with one hand, her pupils trembling slightly, and her face looked incredulous.
"It... is actually a hidden big event?" Gintoki struggled to get up, "Tch, I really convinced that gorilla. I didn't expect that the final event would be inserted at this time."
"Ah, indeed." Jiang Cheng also stood up unsteadily, "But isn't it quite unexpected? Hey everyone, the real final event must be..."
…
There was no light, and outside the dark alley, Jiang Cheng and others held up flashlights. They all looked at a certain ninja in the alley who was holding on to the wall with a sullen expression and a pale face, and at the same time, blood was still dripping behind him. .
On the side, Song Yang, who was holding hemorrhoid medicine, was all smiles when he saw Jiang Cheng and others.
"Great, I just thought it would be nice if there was someone with a flashlight. Without light, it is really difficult to help this guy apply medicine. Now that this happens, this guy Can be saved."
"Thank you... thank you, everyone." Quan Zang turned his head little by little and said with a smile on his face, "I was almost... almost, my anus will finally come back."
"No, it's not a chrysanthemum." Jiang Cheng bent his eyes with a smile on his face, raised his feet and walked towards Quan Zang.
At the same time, Gintoki slowly followed up and came to Zenzo.
"It's your life!!!"×2
Due to the two kicks at the same time, Quan Zang finally turned into a meteor and disappeared into the quietly rising night sky amidst the screams.
"Yoshi, this is his final reply." Gintoki clapped his hands and turned around first.
Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "Well, that's right. In short, this is the final answer."
"Don't just use this excuse to shirk things now!" Shinbaji in the crowd complained hard, but then he discovered something. He looked at Takasugi who was setting up a tombstone and continued to complain: "By the way, Mr. Takasugi, what are you doing? What?! I’m not sure I’m going to die yet! Why did you show that gentle expression at the end! By the way, shouldn’t you be unfamiliar with me?! And you must have been an enemy before!”
Gao Shan didn't answer, then stood up from the tombstone he had just erected, turned around and held the pipe at a 45-degree angle to look at the night sky.
After gently exhaling the second-hand smoke, he murmured softly.
"...Goodbye, former enemy."
"Don't tell me further!" Shinpachi complained again, "By the way, what happened to that scene just now?! Is it going to be used as the ending scene of the final episode? There are indeed works that use that kind of ending. The picture is there, it will indeed be there! But our current situation is obviously not the case!"
"Shut up! Virginity glasses!" Matako argued angrily with his veins popping out, "The last scene in the final chapter only needs Lord Jinsuke! Lord Jinsuke~ Come again, come again, again, he was so handsome just now! Yeah~! "
"What are virginity glasses?!" Shinbaji opened his big red eyes and roared with teeth cracking.
But at this moment, Kagura's slightly disappointed voice suddenly came from behind everyone.
"Mommy, uncle, Yinjiang...Dingchun it...Dingchun it..."
Hearing the sound, everyone turned around and looked over.
After seeing Kagura, whose head was lowered and her expression was hidden in the shadows, and there was no spirit at all, and Sadaharu, who was lying on the ground behind her and very quiet with his eyes closed, everyone realized something at the same time.
… This may be the final big event! It’s the same major event as Bob, the stray cat, who eventually died in a car accident!
"Ding...Dingchun..." A Miao squeezed out a few tears first, biting her lower lip and murmured: "Then...that child has always been a good child..."
Seeing A Miao covering her face with her hands and sobbing, Yue Yong on the side put her hand on A Miao's shoulder, silently comforting A Miao's emotions.
"Shen... Kagura," Jiang Cheng calmed down his emotions and looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, "It doesn't matter, it has completed its task well."
At this time, Jiang Cheng's mental activity - such a big thing, should be enough to eat at the dinner party after the end, right
"Yes." Gintoki's expression softened a bit, and then he raised his head and looked at the night sky, sighing softly: "And, didn't it also leave behind many, many things that are difficult to replace? Just with you in my heart."
Gintoki's psychological activity at this time - Emma! Finally dead! I can finally save the biggest expense at home and sell a few more parfaits!
"Yes, Kagura." Shinpachi said with tears in his eyes and sobbed, "This memory will always be..."
The psychological activities of the new eight-year-old - I don’t know why it is fixed spring, but it’s good that it can be completed smoothly, that’s good!
As for Gao Shan, he once again erected a tombstone, turned around and smoked a cigarette, his eyes were complicated, and he looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
… It seems to be exactly like that.
(This book WA…)
"What are you talking about, Aru?" Kagura asked with a puzzled look on his face, and then he took out a red certificate and a golden medal from behind his back, and grinned: "Everyone, Seiharu is singing and dancing. Aru won the first place in the first pet free fighting competition in Gimachi! I have already eaten the vinegar kelp as a prize! Aru is very powerful, isn't he?"
"Ouch!" Dingchun instantly resurrected with full health, stood up and howled excitedly at everyone.
call…
Many people took a deep breath at this moment.
“This kind of thing doesn’t matter at all!!”×n
…
When going back, Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly as he walked: "Really, what a final return, what a big event, nothing."
"It's not the last time at all." Gintoki also sighed.
"No, I can't be so sure." Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped.
"Huh?" Gintoki asked in confusion.
"Humph hahaha..." Jiang Cheng suddenly laughed loudly, picked up a pink embroidered handkerchief from the ground, and looked at the three girls not far away who were still chatting and laughing, "Silver Time! Do you understand?!"
"Asshole! Is this the last time?!" Gintoki suddenly beat his chest, "Damn it! You guy actually got the first step!"
"Gintoki! Gao Zai! It seems that this is a new incident related to me!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng rushed towards the young ladies in the distance who were about to walk around the corner, "I'm going to greet them. Mine is finally back! Ladies and sisters~wait a moment~”
Xixiang, who stopped and turned around, looked at the handkerchief in Jiang Cheng's hand with a shy expression on his face and began to squirm at the same time.
"Ah~ my hand..."
Before he finished speaking, Xixiang was hit with an uppercut by Jiang Cheng, whose face suddenly darkened, and flew into the night sky, turning into a bright shemale star!
(End of chapter)