Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 83: A hairy relationship and a hairless relationship actually mean the same thing

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Unlike Gintoki, Jiangcheng was a little moved and at a loss after listening to Kagura's words.

"I didn't expect Kagura-chan to recognize me too~" Jiang Cheng was moved to tears and couldn't stop crying.

"No, I don't think it's..." Xinbaji complained expressionlessly on the side.

"Tch, who's not talking about that?" Gintoki raised his head and instantly changed his expression to a disdainful one, "I've always known that."

"Who are you lying to?!" Shinpachi yelled, "Do you think you can get over it just by changing your expression and tone?!!"

"In this situation, if I am the only one who doesn't know, doesn't it mean that Gin-san is a fool? Show me the atmosphere, Shinpachi!" Gintoki approached Shinpachi and reminded him in a low voice.

"Gintoki, you..." Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki in disbelief, "I thought you would get angry and ask me for child support, but I didn't expect..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng was moved to tears again.

"We will discuss the issue of child support after the matter is over..." Gintoki said softly, and then looked at everyone, "Then let Jiang Cheng treat us to dinner when we are all reunited today!"

"You unscrupulous person, do you really want child support?!!" Xin Baji couldn't complain anymore, "And it's a family reunion, what does it have to do with you!!"

Just when everyone was happily heading to the hotel together, the leader of Xinghaifang, who had been kicked by Jiang Cheng, finally came to his senses.

"Who, please give me a hand... my waist seems to be broken..."

But no one noticed...

"Hey, do you really want to eat in such a luxurious place?" Xin Baji looked at this magnificent hotel in disbelief.

"Ah, if she turns out to be that guy's sister, this etiquette is basic." Yue Yong explained, wearing a formal suit that she didn't know when she changed, and Haruta had already been sent back to Yoshihara by Yue Yong.

"Why are you dressed so formally? And when did you change your clothes..."

Just when Xin Baji had finished complaining, Jiang Chengcheng walked over to everyone with a smile on his face.

"Just in time, a guest has just vacated a private room," Jiang Cheng said as he walked up to Jiang Hua with a well-behaved look on his face.

"Thank you for your hard work," Jiang Hua said with a smile.

"Not at all," Jiang Cheng quickly replied, "Let's go up quickly!"

"Hey, what's going on with the bunch of people lying at the door of the private room?" Xin Bajia asked, sitting on his seat with black lines on his head.

"Huh? Is there such a thing?" Jiang Cheng was confused, and then explained to himself, "Maybe it's a guest who drank too much."

"You drank too much! You were obviously beaten unconscious!"

However, Jiang Cheng acted as if he didn't hear it at all. He turned to Jiang Hua, still looking obedient, "I don't know what my sister likes to eat, so I ordered all the dishes."

"Although Jiang Chengsang is usually relatively reliable, his cute expression... is really unbelievable..." Shinbaji complained softly.

"That's right, I forgot to introduce you. This boy with glasses is Kagura's colleague." Jiang Xiang suddenly thought of something and quickly introduced everyone to Jiang Hua. "And the glasses are really not the main body. Although just now I was also surprised when we met.”

"This shouldn't be surprising!" Shinpachi shouted, standing up at the same time, facing Jiang Hua and introducing himself, "I am Shimura Shinpachi! Please take care of me!"

"This person with naturally curly silver hair is..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gintoki.

"In short, I am basically equivalent to Kagura's father on Earth. In other words, I am your husband..."

Jiang Cheng didn't give Gintoki a chance to finish, because the waiter happened to walk in with a dining cart. Jiang Cheng grabbed the fruit parfait on the dining cart and threw it into Gintoki's face, "Gintoki! Your favorite fruit parfait is here!"

"What are you doing?!" Gintoki got up and shouted, "You have wasted a good fruit parfait! Hey, waiter, here are three more of the same fruit parfait."

"I know you," Jianghua said with a smile, "I have read all the letters written by Kagura, Gin-chan, right?"

"Ah? Since when did Kagura write a letter?" Gintoki continued, flattered, "But since you know me, madam, it's really an honor for you."

"By the way, there's also you, you said you have glasses covered with human skin." Jiang Hua turned to Xin Bajia and said with a smile, "But you also look like a good boy."

After hearing this, Xinbaji scratched his head and laughed sheepishly.

"Gin-san, I really can't believe that that beautiful lady is actually that Kagura-chan's mother," Shinpachi said with some emotion. At the same time, he looked at Kagura and Jiangcheng who were fighting for food, and the ones sitting between them. Jianghua, who is full of smiles among people, "She is really gentle and beautiful. It seems that Kagura-chan has not inherited any of Ms. Jianghua's advantages..."

"Ah? What did you say?" Gintoki raised his head and asked. At this time, Gintoki had just finished the last portion of parfait, with a look of satisfaction on his face, "Parfait is really the best!"

"Did you even listen to what anyone said?"

"Of course, I praise Kagura's mother for being beautiful and gentle." Gintoki continued casually, "Isn't this answer obvious? Mother is so gentle and considerate, so the child is so willful. Isn’t that normal?”

At this moment, the door of the private room was pushed open.

Master Xinghaibo rushed in with a bouquet of flowers, "Damn it! I'm coming!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already stood up, with the same unpretentious kick, and then... Master Xinghaibo was kicked away again.

"It's really dangerous," Jiang Cheng said with a sigh of relief, "I didn't expect that perverted bald lolicon to follow me here. Fortunately, I reacted quickly!"

"That... that..." Shinpachi wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Kagura.

"Uncle is so awesome!" Kagura shouted.

"This is just so-so," Jiang Cheng said and closed the door of the private room again, "Okay, the annoying flies have been driven away, let's start eating again! Kagura-chan, our big eating competition is not over yet. Yeah! I just saw you secretly eating another piece of meat while I was kicking away that perverted bald lolicon! You are so cunning~"

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to turn around and walk towards the table, the door was opened again. To be precise, it was knocked open directly. The entire door was broken into pieces, and splinters of wood flew towards the table. Fortunately, Jiang Cheng reacted quickly. He took the umbrella next to him and held it up, blocking all the wood chips.

"You brat! Who are you calling a perverted bald lolicon!" came the suppressed angry voice of the leader of Xinghaibo, "The first time I didn't want to be familiar with you, but this second time, I have to teach you well! It’s just that we haven’t seen each other for twenty years…”

Jiang Cheng plucked his ears, with a nonchalant look on his face. Before Master Xinghaifang finished speaking, Jiang Cheng slapped Master Xinghaifang again and scolded him at the same time: "Who are you?! Why are you pretending to follow others?" Looks familiar?! He’s just a bald man! He’s just a lolita! Can you really be lawless if the police don’t care about you?! How dare you follow me to the hotel!”

Jiang Cheng's last kick was aimed at Master Xinghaifang's buttocks, [Succeeded!]Jiang Cheng thought this way, but the head of Xinghaifang did not give Jiang Cheng this chance and raised his hand to block Jiang Cheng's feet.

"What a pity!" Kagura said.

"Hey, what a pity?! Do you really want Jiang Chengsang to step on your father's [beep-]?" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.

"No, it's not a pity at all," Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled at Kagura. At the same time, he began to put force on his feet, and stepped on them with the hand of Master Xinghaibo...

"ah-!!!"

"Do you really want me to have no descendants?!" Master Xinghaibo said angrily while sitting at the dining table, "But it is impossible for you to succeed in this goal! I have already finished sowing! Kagura is the crystallization of my love with Jiang Hua! "

An umbrella was accurately inserted on the wall next to the head of Xinghaifang. "Ah, there seems to be a mosquito over there~" Jiang Cheng said, covering his mouth.

"Even if you don't want to admit it, you can't help it! I am your brother-in-law!" Master Xinghaifang laughed and said, "Everywhere in Jianghua has been contaminated by me! Boy, you have no chance!"

"Is that so?" Jiang Hua asked with a smile.

"Of course it's true!" Master Xinghaifang didn't realize that Jiang Hua said this.

Then, there was nothing more. The head of Xinghaifang Master was punched into the ceiling by Jiang Hua, leaving only one body exposed.

"Shinpachi..." Gintoki said to Shinpachi with a dark look on his face, "It's not like there are no similar things..."

"Well, I understand..."

"Um, can you two go out and fight?" Xin Baji said as he looked at Jiang Cheng and the leader of Xinghaibo who were about to fight.

"Okay, I'm just afraid of this bald guy." Jiang Cheng said with narrowed eyes.

"Bald man, bald man keeps shouting, doesn't he? I don't even think about whose fault it is! It's all whose fault my hair follicle goddess left me!" shouted the head of Xinghaifang.

"Do you want to put the blame on me for this? Do you just want to escape reality?!" Jiang Cheng yelled.

"It's not your fault, whose fault it is! It's all because of those words you said twenty years ago that the hair follicle goddess left me! It's all your fault! It makes me look at my hair every day ! Just watching it leave my head little by little, this feeling... Do you understand?!" As he said that, Master Xinghaibo looked at Kagura beside him, "Kagura, did you see it? It's this guy, this guy This is the main culprit that made Dad bald!"

Kagura: "..."

"I don't understand at all! I have a relationship with Mao!" Jiang Cheng just finished shouting and realized there was some slip of the tongue, "It doesn't have a relationship with Mao, ah, no, it doesn't matter anyway!"

(End of chapter)