"Ara, isn't this Fourteen? What are you doing in a place like this during your vacation?"
The sudden sound behind him made Fourteen's heart almost stop.
Fourteen reluctantly twitched the corner of his mouth and said hahaha: "Ah hahaha, it's nothing, just strolling around."
"That's it..."
I don’t know when I arrived, but Kondo stood behind Fourteen. Kondo, who was wearing a ragged suit, crossed his hands, closed his eyes and continued seriously: “Although it’s a bit rude, I occupied the position on this telephone pole in advance, so I’m still bothering Fourteen.” You can replace the telephone pole."
"What position did you occupy in advance?" Fourteen couldn't help complaining.
"Actually, when I was a guest at Miss A Miao's house last night..."
As he spoke, Kondo recalled the conversation between the sister and brother that he heard while hiding on the floor of A Miao's house last night:
A Miao: Xinjiang, my sister is going shopping with A Liang on vacation tomorrow. Is there anything you need me to bring you
New Eight: Ah, no need, sister. I don't need anything in particular.
"...So, last night, I made a reservation in advance at this outdoor tea restaurant where Miss A Miao usually comes, right here."
As he spoke, Kondo straightened his tie, smoothed his hair that had been sprayed with an unknown amount of hairspray, grinned and clicked his teeth, and gave a thumbs up.
"He's just a stalker! What a reservation!" Fourteen complained crazily, "Why do you make it sound like we've made an appointment to go on a date! To put it bluntly, it's just like going on a date! There's absolutely no need for that, right? !”
"Fifteen, you don't understand." Kondo shook his head, put his hand on Shi Feng's shoulder, and blushed, "Girls are like this, because they are too shy to ask a man an invitation in person. Ah. Miss Miao must be like this too, she must have really wanted to invite me but was too embarrassed to say it in person, so she deliberately let me hear it in that way."
"It's so big!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and complained in a low voice, "You just overheard it when you were a stalker! By the way, why did you smell the stench?"
As he said this, Fourteen sniffed his nose and looked for the smell. When he saw the unknown mosaic-like object that was covered with toilet paper and was vaguely exposed from the gaps in the toilet paper, his face instantly became expressionless. stand up.
… This is probably what Kondo calls “occupying a seat” and “making a reservation.”
"Did you see that? I made a good reservation, so I can only ask you to go somewhere else."
Fourteen was a little crazy: "What kind of appointment is this! It's just wild shit! Kondo-san, please pay attention! If the police chief's behavior of shitting in the street is exposed, it will be another big incident! Especially in In this period of change, the prestige of the police among the people is a top priority!"
"It doesn't matter." Kondo chuckled and shook his head, "I have considered this kind of thing in advance."
"That's great," Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that they have made a disguise in advance."
"No," Kondo shook his head again, showing a somewhat relieved expression, and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "I just feel that if it is for Miss A Miao, it is not appropriate to be a police chief."
After being silent for a long time, Fourteen spoke silently: "Kondo-san, how about I help you submit your resignation when you go back? Then you can be a stalker with peace of mind, right? Is this better? Na?"
"But then again, Fourteenth, what are you doing here? Is this also a date?"
"No, I'm just wandering around casually." Fourteen laughed, trying his best to divert Kondo's attention.
"That's it. If that's the case, give up your seat. I have a hunch that Miss A Miao will be here within thirty minutes. And my place is the best viewing angle!"
"You can't even hide it, right?! What does admiration mean?! It's completely the behavior of a stalker! No...it's like a more serious form of voyeurism! It's completely a crime!"
"It's not voyeurism! It's the humble love that can't bear to disturb Miss A Miao! It's gentleness! It's considerate! It's understanding love!"
"What a ghost! He's just a stalker with wishful thinking!"
Kondo was unhappy and said angrily: "Even if you are fourteen, I will not allow you to insult my love for Miss A Miao!"
"You are the one who is insulting!" Fourteen retorted, "The insult started when you pooped here last night!"
At this time, because the two of them were making a big fuss, Sanye, who was chatting and laughing with Jiang Cheng, looked over.
but…
"Huh? I just heard a noise there."
Sanye covered her mouth and looked at the unmanned telephone pole not far away with some surprise.
"Perhaps you misunderstood?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the telephone pole not far away and said casually, then smiled again, "Then, let's continue..."
"Hi." Sanye also bent his eyes and showed a smile.
At this time, Fourteen, who was hiding behind the telephone pole and covering Kondo's mouth tightly, breathed a sigh of relief, and Kondo almost died.
…
"I see, I heard from Sougo that Miss Mitsuha is going on a blind date in the next few days, but I didn't expect that the first blind date would be Yoshihara's..."
Kondo, who was hiding behind the telephone pole with Fourteen, looked at Jiang Cheng and the two who were still chatting and laughing, and continued to himself: "It seems that the atmosphere is very good, Miss Mitsuha is laughing all the time. By the way, now is Has it reached the stage where young people should be alone? Really, I still want to go up and say hello, but since it is young people’s alone time, I can only..."
Before he finished speaking, Kondo suddenly heard a clicking sound next to his ears. After looking closely, he realized that it was the sound of Shi Shi squeezing the telephone pole.
The telegraph poles made of cement and steel bars creaked under Fourteen's hands.
Kondo, who had no special thoughts about all this, continued with some relief: "It seems that Miss Mitsuha has finally come out of her last failed relationship. You must be happy for her, right? Fourteen?"
Fourteen did not answer, but the big bloodshot eyes seemed to be telling something silently.
"Really, he is such a sentimental guy. His eyes are red." Kondo sighed with emotion, "He is actually so happy for her."
Fourteen said nothing, raised his head and stared at Kondo, as if to say:... You call me happy for her
Kondo once again looked at the two people who were talking and laughing and continued: "But what are the two people talking about? I'm really curious. If you know what they are talking about, you will know that the two people are like that. Gift money You can prepare things earlier."
Gift...gift money!
Just two words made a vein on Shi Shi's face burst and blood spurt out.
"It seems that at this time, I can only use the lip-reading skills I learned in SPK to interpret their words." Kondo nodded and continued talking to himself.
(SPK: Secret Provision for KIRA, an organization established by Nia to fight against Kira in Death Note.)
After hearing this, Fourteen blinked and looked at Kondo blankly.
"Speaking of which, does Jiang Chengsang like anyone?"
Sanye asked coldly.
Kondo Translator: Seriously, Jiang Chengsang, do you really like me
Jiang Cheng smiled, waved his hand and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? How could such a thing happen, like someone? Do you think "Fake Gintama" is a romantic comedy?"
Kondo Translator: Isn’t that natural? There is no need to ask about this kind of thing. Of course I like you, Miss Sanye. So, does Miss Sanye want to live a life similar to a romantic comedy with me
"Huh? There's no one I like..." Sanye was a little surprised.
Kondo Translator: Ah...I like you too...
Kabakaba...the telephone poles and Fourteen are both collapsing.
"But I heard from Mr. Jiang that there are obviously many women around Jiang Chengsang. They seem to be called Yoshihara or something. There are many, many women." Sanye continued.
Translator: But I know that there are many, many women around Jiang Chengsang, and the entire Yoshihara is your harem, so mine is a bit...
"That's not the case anymore. Although they are a good group of women, they really don't think about that kind of thing now." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
Translator: You don’t need to worry about that kind of thing. Compared with those women, now I just want to be with you.
"But if there are so many good women, there should be at least one or two that you like, right?"
Translator: Then tell me, what are the one or two things you like most about me
Jiang Cheng: "No more."
Translator: All!
Jiang Cheng: "And speaking of it, I always feel that the women around me are a bit bad."
Translator: Seriously, I can't wait to turn you into a mess.
Jiang Cheng: "No, it's really bad."
Translator: No, I want to make you worse. (I want to make you even more desperate.)
"But, I always feel that Jiang Chengsang is lying."
Translator: Then, just follow Jiang Chengsang’s preference.
"It's true, even after entering the new era, some feelings are difficult to change. Those of us who are still bound by the old era may find it really difficult to integrate into this new era."
Translator: Really? I will use techniques beyond your imagination to make you comfortable. You know, the techniques I have honed in the past will really make you feel like you have entered a new era.
"Is that so...it's actually a matter of mood."
Translator: That’s good, as long as it’s comfortable.
Finally, this time, the telephone pole could not withstand Fourteen's grip.
Card!
boom!
The telephone pole that was directly crushed collapsed suddenly, and the dust stirred up almost all the veins on his face burst. Fourteen, whose face was covered with blood, was completely hidden.
"Ara, what's going on?" Sanye asked in surprise, covering her mouth.
"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged.
"Excuse me for a moment."
Sanye stood up and nodded slightly.
…
Just when Jiang Cheng put down his hand to wave at Sanye who was going to the bathroom, he suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, his vision suddenly went dark, and then he completely lost consciousness.
…
When Jiang Cheng regained his sight, he was already buried in a wilderness somewhere. Everything from his neck down was buried underground, with only his head exposed on the surface.
Next to it was a dead tree with a crooked neck, and the crows chirping on the tree seemed to tell Jiang Cheng where this place was.
Beside Jiang Cheng was half a telephone pole and a sack, which must have been the murder weapons at the time.
Looking at the familiar figure slowly leaving in the distance, Jiang Chengcheng just narrowed his eyes and remained silent.
… This guy is actually so strong under certain circumstances.
…
The next day, morning.
Fourteen, who thought the blind date would be temporarily suspended, felt even worse when he saw a man in a suit and tie sitting opposite Sanye through the window with naturally curly silver hair.
Songyang, who was sitting next to Gintoki with his hands folded and his eyes bent, smiled and said, "Okay, then it's time for young people to be alone, right? I don't know much about this kind of thing, but it must be right, right?" "
"That's not the problem, Songyang." Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "The problem is why are you here?"
"Gintoki, I still know about the saying that once a teacher is always a father, teacher." Songyang said with some relief, "It happened to be a holiday, so after receiving the notice, I rushed here non-stop. By the way. , please provide me with tickets and accommodation.”
"I don't care! Whose notification was it?! It came too soon!"
"The crew."
"What does the notice from the crew mean? By the way, if the wig stops rubbing the camera, will it turn into you?! Even though both of them have long hair! Even though they both have long hair!"
"But having said that, I really didn't expect it," Song Yang said with emotion on his face, thinking to himself, "Teacher, I actually had the opportunity to witness such a scene. I have really grown up."
"No, I haven't even written my horoscope yet. Teacher, can you stop feeling so emotional all the time?"
"Sorry, I'll have another portion of the wagyu I just ordered, and another bottle of red wine."
"Songyang! Give me enough!"
"At the beginning of the invoice, it says Sakata Gintoki. Yes, he is my very outstanding disciple."
"Don't think that I will pay for it if you just say something like an outstanding disciple! Stop joking!"
In short, Hao, who was still working diligently to pay off his debts, somehow ended up with some weird debts.
…
At dusk.
Under the crow of crows, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, whose heads were exposed on the ground, stared at each other.
It's like saying: ...you are here too.
It was still a familiar modus operandi. When the young man was alone and the woman went to the bathroom, she was skillfully knocked unconscious and bagged...
Time came to the third day unknowingly.
Songyang, Gui, and Elizabeth sat quietly opposite Mitsuha and Sougo.
"Alala, I really didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to witness such a scene in my life."
Songyang repeated his lines from yesterday, and Long's debt increased without knowing it.
The sun sets.
Gui, Gintoki, and Jiang Cheng were relatively speechless.
...How many more days will it be buried? By the way, why is this guy here
"Wig, you too..." Jiang Cheng hesitated with half-squinted eyes.
"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, and then showed an indignant look on his face, "Damn it! I didn't expect that I would encounter a meteorite or something like that when I went on a blind date with Elizabeth!"
"Meteorite, you are so big! No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with meteorite!" Gintoki complained.
"Wait a minute, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "Just now Wig said that he is not a blind date, which means..."
Within half an hour, Elizabeth was also brought over and planted into the ground.
Jiang Cheng and others:…
The fourth day.
Looking at Songyang who was half buried in the ground with only his head left, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time before asking: "Songyang, is there anything else you have to do?"
"Just when I was telling Miss Sanye that there were two disciples of marriageable age, I was suddenly knocked unconscious and woke up and ended up here."
"Ah, that's a smart move." Gintoki replied silently.
"But having said that, everyone is here, so who will that woman go on a blind date with today?" Jiang Cheng asked.
Songyang smiled and said: "Don't you two know about this kind of thing from the beginning?"
"Hmph, that idiot really hasn't changed at all." Gintoki curled his lips with a look of disdain.
"That's right." Jiang Cheng chuckled and did not deny it.
…
Fourteen, who was panting and in tatters after running countless times, just stood beside the booth, lowered his head and said nothing.
Sanye, who had just returned from using the toilet, looked at Shi Shi standing aside and finally smiled from the bottom of her heart.
After a long time, I asked...
"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"
Fourteen, on the other hand, clenched his fists and remained silent for a long time before responding in a low voice.
"...Ah, yes."
Sweet
(End of chapter)