The atmosphere in the small room was strangely silent.
Gintoki had a black line on his forehead, and the corners of his eyes twitched as he looked at Songyang with a smile on his face.
Takasugi's face was expressionless, but he seemed to be saying: ...Is this teacher really his former teacher
Gui frowned and thought secretly, thinking about what he should say when he saw his wife.
As for Jiang Cheng at the end, he looked up at the ceiling, wandering in the sky.
This state lasted for nearly five minutes after Jiang Cheng roughly said what Songyang wanted to do.
No one spoke during this period, maybe it was just because this sudden "change" was too "sensational" that they didn't know what to say.
finally…
"Are you kidding me!" Gintoki was the first to shout, "Songyang, what are you doing? Isn't there really something wrong with the ball on your neck? You are a teacher now, right? Your responsibility is not to those people Are you brats in class? Why are you urging us to get married like mom? Does your head really not matter?"
"Hmph," Gao Shan snorted coldly, "If there's nothing else, I'll go back. And, Songyang, don't do such a thing because of such a boring thing next time."
"Ms. Jiang Hua," Songyang turned around and looked at Jiang Hua, who was leaning against the door smoking a cigarette and silent from beginning to end, and expressed deep regret and remorse: "I deeply regret that, as you said, I am not even the best human being." The basic things were not taught to them. So, please allow me to make up for this regret personally with your help this time."
"What's the regret?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered in a low voice, "He was obviously bored alone, so he gathered his former students together to have fun, right? What a selfish guy."
Songyang was not angry, and casually pressed the half body of Gao Shan, who was about to stand up, into the floor, then put his hands up again and looked at the disciples in front of him with a smile on his face.
Seeing Gao Shan with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, staring at Songyang without saying a word, Jiang Cheng and others remained silent.
"Now that everything has calmed down, I'm going to start making up lessons." Songyang said with a smile, and then raised an index finger: "First of all, family is the most important part of human beings. Human beings live forever. Growth, and some growth and knowledge can only be gradually acquired after gaining a family.
In other words, people who have not started a family will never learn. In fact, a life without a family, a partner or even a child is an incomplete life. As your former teacher, I couldn't bear to see your lives incomplete, so I had to take this step. "
Jiang Cheng complained: "Hmm...Songyang, shouldn't you say this to yourself first? You haven't had that kind of thing in five hundred years, right? Why can a guy who hasn't had that kind of thing in five hundred years treat someone who is only twenty years old?" How old are we to preach on this kind of thing?”
"No, Jiang Cheng." Songyang shook his head, then put his right hand against his chest, and continued with a smile: "Teacher, I... am already my third wife, and my current wife's name is Okada Luo..."
"I'm not talking about voice actors!" Gintoki complained instantly.
(Kōichi Yamadera: Voice actor. First wife: Mika Kanai, twelve years. Second wife: Rie Tanaka, six years. Third wife: Robin Shoko Okada, married since June 2021—)
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Song Yang shook his head and sighed, "It seems that ordinary preaching can't make you accept this kind of thing that you will inevitably experience in life, so..."
Seeing Songyang, whose aura suddenly changed and began to exude an extremely cold aura and murderous aura, the faces of Jiang Cheng and others suddenly changed.
"Wait!"
Gintoki shouted with a cold sweat on his face.
"Anyway, wait a minute! You switch the mode that looks so much like Xu to Songyang mode first!"
Songyang suddenly put down his strange arrogance, and once again put a faint smile on his face: "Huh? Is there anything else you want to say?"
"This guy... is very dangerous. Did you just want to say your last words?" Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "I always feel like that guy is still living in this body before he's dead."
"Nothing to say, then go to the ground...ahem, let's continue."
"Wait for me!!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.
"Songyang, let's ignore the nonsense you said, and even if you want to break into this kind of thing, you have to take your time, right?"
Jiang Cheng nodded, took Gintoki's words, closed his eyes and said: "Yes, now is the era of free love. This kind of forced old custom that looks like an arranged marriage has long been out of fashion. Song Positive."
"Well... because the teacher doesn't have much experience in this kind of thing, so just follow the old method."
"Huh? The previous method?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "You mean blind date?"
"No, that's not what I'm talking about." Song Yang shook his head again. In the next moment, his aura changed again, and he said coldly: "I'm talking about the methods of educating disobedient students..."
"Do you remember that you are a teacher?!"×3
Jiangcheng, Gintoki, and Takasugi complained at the same time.
"Hey, that's enough. Unlike you and these idiots, I still have a lot of things to do." Takasugi said coldly.
Songyang remained silent, just exuding a dangerous aura.
Jiang Cheng said seriously: "Yes, unlike these idiots, my battle is not over yet, even today..."
Today is... the release day of the game that Jiang Cheng has been looking forward to for a long time.
Songyang remained silent, like a cold stone.
Gintoki said helplessly: "This farce of my mother urging me to get married should end as soon as possible. Today, Wanshiwu finally received the commission, so before it's too late..."
Songyang was silent, as motionless as a mountain.
"In short, I have roughly drafted thirty-three demands for my teacher's wife in my mind," Gui, who had been offline for a long time, finally said, "First of all, can you guarantee that we will be treated the same as the former students after passing the door? The attitude of the future students must be consistent. This is the most critical first point. Because it may also involve issues such as the distribution of the teacher's inheritance in the future, this point can be said to be the top priority! The second one is..."
boom!
Jiang Cheng, who knocked Gui to the ground with a headbutt, complained loudly: "You guys didn't listen at all! They already said it was us! In short, stop it, Songyang. We didn't even any…"
boom! ! !
A very loud bang exploded in the ears of Jiang Cheng and others, and the erupting smoke completely enveloped Jiang Cheng and others in an instant.
"Health work must be done well, Jiang Cheng."
Songyang put away his fists and showed his usual kind expression.
"See? There is a lone cockroach over there. What a poor child. If this cockroach had a partner or even a child, maybe the situation would be much better. After all... I can accompany it on the road and prevent it from being like this. Lonely."
"What's so great about the situation!" Gintoki complained crazily, "You can't hear it at all! It sounds even crueler! Why are you feeling emotional! That's just a cockroach!"
"Hey, Songyang," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and glanced up at the white kelp head behind Songyang who remained silent from beginning to end, "Even if that's the case, don't you think this is the case?" Do you need to come one by one?"
By the way, a few months ago, Hao finally paid off Songyang's debt.
After paying off the debt, Hao returned to the countryside where Songyang was located, and relying on some qualifications, he naturally became the dean of Matsushita Elementary School and a physical education teacher.
"That's right," Gintoki, who had seen through Jiang Cheng's tricks, agreed nonchalantly, "This kind of thing should happen one by one. Isn't there a senior disciple before us?"
Gintoki bites the word "disciple" very hard.
"Ah, regarding this matter, it is actually one of the purposes of our coming. In fact, he... is going to get married in the near future."
"Huh?"×2
Jiang Cheng and others were dumbfounded at the same time. They looked at Songyang who made such shocking remarks, and then looked blankly and wordlessly at Hazy, whose cheeks seemed to be slightly red...
(End of chapter)