Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 9: joy fivesome

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"This is not something a man called [Red Beast] would say." Takasugi said with a sneer.

"This time when I fell asleep, I had a long, long dream. In the dream, we were all still having sweet dreams one after another in the original classroom. Takaji (little tall boy), can we go back?"

"How many times have I told you! Call me Gao Shan or Jinsuke!" Gao Shan couldn't help but remind him loudly, but the next moment, Gao Shan looked at the stars in the sky, and his voice became much softer, "I will definitely be able to go back, to the original place. [Matsushita Village Private School].”

"You two, go relax together! I heard there is a good store nearby." Gintoki stood below and shouted to the two people on the roof, "Takasugi is treating me!"

"Why am I treating you?! By the way, I haven't said I want to go yet!" Takasugi couldn't help but said, "What are you talking about there!"

Since Songyang was taken away, Jiang Cheng has rarely been fighting with Gintoki. The person he and Gintoki are fighting against has become Takasugi, and Jiang Cheng and Gui have become mediators.

In fact, Jiang Cheng couldn't understand why Songyang, who was so strong, would choose to follow those men in black. If Songyang was willing, he would definitely be able to get rid of those people. What exactly is it? Jiang Cheng couldn't think of a reason for Songyang not to fight.

Moreover, he followed Song Yang's words and did not fight, but chose to protect the small and fragile lives behind him.

So what now? During the war, he personally took away many lives and also lost countless companions. Did this violate the original agreement with Songyang? Jiang Cheng didn't dare to think about it carefully.

"You go ahead, I won't go." Jiang Cheng said.

"What a bummer," Gintoki couldn't help but muttered, and looked at Takasugi, "Takasugi!"

Gao Shan understood and jumped down while dragging Jiang Chengcheng.

"Occasionally you need to relax and unwind, this time I'm treating you!" Takasugi dragged Jiang Chengcheng and followed Gintoki out of the door.

"Where's the wig?" Upon seeing this, Jiang Cheng knew that he couldn't push it away, so he could only go with the two of them.

"Don't you know him yet?" Gintoki asked.

"Souga..."

A few days later.

Everyone stood on the beach and looked at the approaching ship. There was a man standing at the very front of the ship. That man was the [Dragon of Katsurahama] Sakamoto Tatsuma that Gintoki had mentioned before.

"Is that General Nankai, [Dragon of Katsurahama] Tatsuma Sakamoto?" Takasugi said, holding his hands.

"It's not Katsura Hama, it's Katsura!" Katsura stood next to Takasugi and said, "Ah, no, this sentence seems to have been said in the previous chapter."

"Who talked to you!" Takasugi continued, "You have a pretty good face." Takasugi was referring to Tatsuma Sakamoto at the bow of the boat.

"It's not the face, it's Gui!"

"No one talks to you!"

"I think he's unhappy," Gintoki said and walked over. Jiangcheng, Takasugi and Katsura, who were standing in the front row, looked at Gintoki at the same time. Gintoki continued as he walked, "I don't get along with Mr. Kuo. Aren't there eldest men like this from a certain samurai family everywhere? It's not so much the eldest men, it's better to say they are short men. Anyway, that ship was given to me by my father. It’s a toy I bought. It’s the same as a little kid who asked his father to buy a bunch of brick soldiers and named himself governor. You must have never used cardboard boxes to make a track for a mini four-wheel drive, right?”

At this time, Takasugi's face had darkened, and the veins on his face were jumping. His eyes were staring at Gintoki like this.

But Gintoki didn't seem to notice, and continued to talk to himself, "The reason why your life runs so smoothly is because your father bought you a track. Isn't it because your father is more awesome?"

"Whose army do you think is made of Lego bricks?" Takasugi couldn't help but retort, "Besides, I have severed ties with my family a long time ago!"

At this moment, Ginzai finally seemed to realize something, ⊙▽⊙: "Huh? I didn't say a word that it was you. It turns out that Takasugi-san thinks he is a child of a rich family~ He calls himself a rich young man~"

"Well, that boy is already going ashore." Jiang Cheng persuaded from the side.

"Huh? That kid!" Gintoki and Takasugi looked at Sakamoto Tatsuma, who had already transferred to the boat and was covering his mouth and shaking a little, and couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

"What is that idiot laughing at?!" Takasugi continued, while the veins on his face jumped.

"That soul, do you dare to look down on Takasugi-san?!" Gintoki interjected.

"Takasugi-san, you are so big that you will be looked down upon by him because you are a fool." Takasugi complained.

At this time, Sakamoto Tatsuma finally reached the shore, but Jiang Cheng found that Sakamoto Tatsuma didn't look at anyone, but looked behind everyone with a refreshing look.

This made Jiang Cheng even more curious about this man named Sakamoto Tatsuma.

"You guys, are you stupid and laughing so hard?" Gintoki looked at Sakamoto Tatsuma on the bow of the boat and said angrily, "What's so funny about Takasugi-san? Are you still called "Taka" Sugi because you are short? "

"You are the one who looks down on me, Gintoki!" Takasugi said.

However, Sakamoto Tatsuma still said nothing, and his eyes were still looking into the distance behind everyone.

"Should this arrogant posture be worthy of being called the "Dragon of Katsurahama"?" Jiang Cheng said and walked towards Sakamoto Tatsuma, "Hey, that's enough for the stage."

"This guy is unusual. His eyes are fixed on the battlefield behind us, and he refuses to even look at us. It seems that [Dragon of Guibin] may not be in vain." Gui stopped playing tricks at this time.

But just as Katsura finished speaking, Sakamoto Tatsuma... vomited, right in front of Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Takasugi.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I feel seasick and feel uncomfortable. I was looking at the distant scenery just now, and I didn't notice you." Sakamoto Tatsuma wiped his mouth and looked at the three people whose faces were covered with mosaic, "Who are you... ?”

"—Tenchu!" The three of them shouted at the same time, beating Sakamoto Tatsuma.

This is the beginning of the four-person group that resists the foreigners becoming the five-person group that resists the foreigners...

From then on, Sakamoto Tatsuma quickly integrated into Jiang Cheng and others. Jiang Cheng also gradually discovered the extraordinaryness of this man. Sakamoto Tatsuma relied on his ability to seduce people by constantly drilling into the opponent's heart, guiding backup, raising funds, deploying weapons, and his ability to collect money was comparable to that of a fraud master. In this war, he is not Use swords instead of doing business to fight with them. It's not that Tatsuma Sakamoto doesn't know how to use a sword. In fact, he is also an expert with a sword.

Ever since Sakamoto joined, they finally no longer have to rely on Gintoki and Jiang Cheng for raising funds. Now, the one who supports Jiang Cheng and the others in their entire battle is Sakamoto, a master of fraud.

"Sakamoto!" Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto on the stretcher and couldn't help shouting, "Who did this!" Jiang Cheng asked with a gloomy face.

I saw a huge wound on Sakamoto's entire right forearm. Although I saved my life, I will probably never be able to use the sword again from now on...

Jiang Cheng turned around and rushed out to take revenge! This is the only thing Jiang Cheng wants to do now! Jiang Cheng held the blue umbrella in his right hand. He didn't hold anything in his left hand, but there was a sword on Jiang Cheng's waist, a sword that Song Yang had given to Jiang Cheng...

"It seems you really need a lesson." Takasugi couldn't help but said to Sakamoto.

"Hey, hey, please spare me. I finally managed to save my life. Do you want me to die?" Sakamoto said leisurely.

"As a samurai, you are already dead." Takasugi replied looking at the wound on Sakamoto's forearm.

"Really? You can no longer peel apples with a sword. How inconvenient." Sakamoto said with some self-deprecation.

"You are not a true samurai to begin with. This way of death may be suitable for a fool like you." Takasugi's eyes showed a little softness.

"He's not dead yet! A samurai may not only be able to wield a sword, and fighting may not only be able to kill enemies. Sakamoto Tatsuma's fighting is not so petty, and a stick can't handle it at all." Gintoki leaned on the stone behind and said loudly.

"Do you remember the enemy's appearance?" Gao Shan turned around and just as he spoke, a ball wrapped in clothes flew over.

The ball fell to the ground, revealing a bloody head.

"If you want revenge, I have already avenged it for you. From now on, you can stay on your exclusive battlefield, and we will also stay on our exclusive battlefield!" Jiang Cheng came over and said.

"As expected of Lord Jiang Cheng!" A soldier couldn't help but exclaimed.

"You're too fast, too. If a man is too fast, he won't please a woman..." Gintoki couldn't help but complain.

"The Night Rabbit clan is known as the most powerful fighting race in the universe. That umbrella and your power may be the best proof, but you may be a mutated Night Rabbit." Takasugi said solemnly.

Jiang Cheng didn't defend himself.

"Aren't the Saiyans the most powerful fighting nation in the universe?" Gintoki couldn't help but complain.

"It doesn't matter what race you are, just remember that we are partners." Jiang Cheng said and rushed out again.

"I checked a lot of information. Although the Night Rabbit clan is the most powerful fighting clan, it is already on the verge of extinction. Moreover, the Night Rabbit clan has a weakness, that is, they hate the sun, so they will hold an umbrella. Moreover, once If their emotions exceed a limit, they will turn into a monster that has no reason and only knows how to kill." Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Gao Shan said slowly.

"How is that possible? Jiang Cheng used to like to bask in the sun the most!" Gintoki couldn't help but retort.

"Maybe it's some kind of mutation, and don't you think the latter point is very similar to Jiang Cheng when he was drunk?"

"When you say that..." Gintoki was stunned.

"Moreover, maybe he just thinks that he likes the sun. Maybe this is the reason why he falls asleep for a few days every month. Because his body cannot bear the sunshine, he chooses a certain state to regulate himself." Takasugi analyzed road.

In fact, Takasugi's analysis was reasonable, but it was wrong after all. The umbrella did not belong to Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng was indeed not Yatu.

But Jiang Cheng didn't want to argue, maybe it would be better to let them think so.

(End of chapter)