Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 95: The routines on TV also work well in reality!

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"Hey, calm down!" Yue Yong shouted seriously.

Only then did all the Baihua members finally stop, and Shinpachi, who was being chased, also stopped and lay on the ground panting.

"That's great. Fortunately, Miss Yue Yong arrived in time." Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground happily, "If it had been a little later, the bottom line of this novel might not have been saved... That's great... "

"That kind of thing must at least wait until we get first place! Wait until we return to Yoshihara!" Yue Yong said the second half of the sentence sharply.

"Is this still the way you think in the end?! Do you care about Guo Jiang Chengsang's feelings?! Have you ever considered the bottom line of this work?! Have you sincerely considered the author?!" He roared, but no one listened to him anymore. All Baihua members followed Yue Yong back to the snow sculpture and began to continue working enthusiastically.

"I'm really fed up with those people..." Xin Baji stood in front of his work and looked at the Baihua members on the other side who were preparing to erect the eighteenth Jiangcheng Snow Sculpture and was speechless.

"One [beep-], two [beep-], three [beep-]..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground and shrank into a shadow, still mumbling something.

"Stop counting that kind of stuff! You'll have weird dreams!"

"Xin Baji, please." Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked as if his body had been hollowed out, and then said with tears streaming down his face.

"Don't use that expression to ask others for weird things!" Shinbachi complained, and then sighed and continued, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang's life in Yoshiwara is not easy."

"You..." Jiang Cheng looked at Xinbajiu in disbelief and murmured, "I didn't expect that someone finally understood me! Xinbajiu... wuwuwu... "

"Gin-san, do you want to help Jiang Cheng-san? Jiang Cheng-san is also in trouble, right?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was playing with his own [Armstrong Spin Jet Armstrong Cannon] and said.

However, Gintoki acted as if he didn't hear it. He looked at his work, then turned to Kagura, "Hey, I suddenly thought of a great idea! How about adding wings? Wings?"

"Gin-chan, you are so awesome Aru! You have such a rich imagination!" Kagura praised.

"Yeah~ I don't know why, it's like I suddenly had inspiration, inspiration suddenly appeared~" Gintoki looked proud.

"What a waste of inspiration! This is blatant plagiarism!" Shinpachi was furious and pointed at the statue of Hasegawa not far away and shouted.

"How can you talk like that? Shinpachi?" Gintoki waved his hand indifferently, "How can this be said to be plagiarism? Be careful and I will sue you. If you don't believe it, you can read the novels next door, especially Don’t you think basically all those who practice immortality flow..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Shinpachi covered his mouth, "Stop talking nonsense! How much trouble do you want to cause to the author! Your popularity is not high to begin with, because what you say may drive away a group of readers. Got it!"

"Hurry up and put on the wings Aru! I want to take a photo and send it to mommy!" Kagura said excitedly.

"No need to send these things to Madam!" Xin Bajia replied.

"You are here too." Gui walked over and said.

"Guisang." Xin Baji turned around and saw Gui wearing a green scarf and green gloves.

Katsura looked at Gintoki's work carefully and said with a hint of surprise, "Isn't this the [Armstrong Cyclo-Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon]? The degree of restoration is really high!"

"So, why do you all know this?" Xin Baji said speechlessly.

"Also known as [Mobile Sky Thunder]," Gui explained unhurriedly, "it is the main culprit that caused the tragedy of the Balkan Campaign [Seven Days of Fire]. It is actually a weapon of hell!"

"Why is there another explanation..."

"Why are you here Aru?" Kagura asked Gui.

"I took time out of my busy schedule to participate in the competition," Gui said, pointing to a certain work on the side.

"It's amazing! It feels very entertaining!" Xin Baji praised.

Gui's work is an oversized statue of Elizabeth. The slight difference is that a long slide protrudes from Elizabeth's mouth, and there is a staircase to the right of Elizabeth for children to go up.

"This is created to make children happy." Gui explained, "You can have fun too."

"Okay..." Xinbaji was about to answer, but suddenly remembered something, "What a fart! Now is not the time to discuss this! The most important thing now is to protect Jiang Chengsang's [beep—]! Protect him well The bottom line of this work!”

"What do you mean?" Gui didn't understand. "What happened to [Beep-]?! What happened to Jiang Cheng's [Beep-]?! Did you eat something bad outside? Or did you walk into something that you shouldn't have gone in? In a hole?! I have obviously reminded him before that not all holes will do..."

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already walked up behind Gui and punched him, leaving only Gui's head on the ground.

"One-tenth stronger than the teacher's strength..." This was Gui's last words before he passed out.

"Guisang!" Xin Bachi shouted, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng, "What are you doing, Jiang Chengsang! I'm ready to ask Guisang for help!"

"It's totally unnecessary! Asking him to help will only make it more difficult. Don't you know this guy's mind is as good as a black hole?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji in surprise and said, "Besides, I already have a strategy. !”

"Strategy? What do you mean?" Xin Baji asked.

"Destroy! Wouldn't it be better to destroy the entire statue? It's such a simple thing." After saying that, Jiang Cheng put his umbrella in Xin Baji's hand, "Please! Xin Baji!"

Xin Baji looked at the umbrella in his hand and was silent for a long time, then raised his head, "What kind of method is this! Do you want me to die?! How can I destroy the statue in the hands of those tigresses! Refund 10,000 Bu said that even if I can destroy it, what will I do after that? I will definitely be dealt with by Baihua!"

"Don't make it so scary!" Jiang Cheng corrected, "It's not a deal! At most, it's just a completion!"

"Isn't that the same thing?!" Shinpachi replied, "I'm only sixteen years old! Life has just begun! I don't want to finish it! Absolutely not!"

"It seems that you haven't realized your situation yet, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, then said, "Some flags cannot be set randomly. Think about your lines in these chapters. Is it more than usual?"

"If you say so..."

"I guess this must be the setting of the author of "The Fight"! Before you die... the last treatment before the filming is completed! Isn't this kind of setting normal on TV? The characters have more lines than expected before they are completed." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

"I don't think so..." Shinpachi replied, then threw away the umbrella in his hand, "I don't think I can finish it as long as I don't touch this thing!"

"It's great that you can think so..." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji with relief, and then shouted exaggeratedly towards the crowd, "Xin Bajiu has turned black! He said he would destroy everything. entry! I can’t stop him! It’s really scary!”

In an instant, everyone's ears perked up and they looked over with unkind expressions.

"Hey! Stop talking nonsense! I never said that!" Xin Baji quickly covered Jiang Cheng's mouth and retorted.

"Ah! He also said that all the entries are rubbish! He said that your entries are all rubbish worth mentioning, and you are not qualified to participate in this competition at all!" Jiang Cheng broke away from Xin Baji's hand and exaggeratedly said to him again the crowd shouted.

"What?! What did the four-eyed virgin say?!"

"You are so impatient to live! She is just a four-eyed virgin!"

"Kill you!"

"At this time, it's better to speak out unanimously! Let's put down the hatred between each other first! Kill the four-eyed man first!"

"You're right!"

Looking at the crowd rushing towards him, Xin Baji stopped thinking.

"This finishing method is quite perfect in a sense." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji's shoulder and said, and then slowly walked aside.

"That's perfect!" Xinbaji turned around and ran away, complaining loudly as he ran.

Everyone was chasing Xin Bajia. When Jiang Cheng saw this scene, he couldn't help but think of that running under the sunset, which he had lost... Ahem, I've repeated my string of words, let's start again.

Jiang Cheng picked up his umbrella, smiled and walked towards Baihua's work, which was unguarded...

Xin Baji suddenly saw A Miao in front of him while he was running. He was immediately overjoyed and moved with tears, "Sister! I knew my sister would definitely help me! She would never target me like those people who hear rumors. of!"

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji saw A Miao lift a huge snowball with squinted eyes and threw it in his direction.

At this time, Xin Baji was still lucky, thinking that A Miao was dealing with the person behind him. However, as the snowball got closer and closer, Xin Baji felt something was wrong. It was obviously aimed at him!

Realizing this, Xin Baji quickly turned around and fled in the other direction.

"You are all mistaken! I never said those words!!" Shinbaji shouted as he ran away.

"How is that possible! Jiang Chengsama can't lie!" The person who spoke out was a member of Baihua.

"Search, search, search! Jiangcheng-sama won't lie at all!" other Baihua members echoed.

"You don't understand him at all! Although he looks a little stupid, his heart is extremely dark!" Shinbachi retorted as he ran.

"Speaking ill of Jiang Chengsama is punishable by death!!"

"Hey! You don't have to join in! Aren't you my sister?! Do you really not believe in your brother?!" Xin Baji said as he dodged a big snowball thrown by A Miao.

(End of chapter)