Yan Shuo has no room for hesitation, he only has one friend in his QQ list, "very annoying".
He casually typed a tentative "Are you there" and sent it, but the other party hadn't replied yet, but Shen who was not far away suddenly moved.
With a small movement, he switched the phone from his left hand to his right, and then looked up at him.
Yan Shuo thought that Shen Ze had something to say, but Shen didn't say anything, and continued to look at his phone with his head down.
On the screen, QQ has new news—
Very annoying: "Yes."
It's a concise word, but as long as you reply, it means that you have the idea of chatting.
Yan Shuo counted the time, it seems that he hasn't been on QQ for several days, and their last chat record stays where the other party advised him not to confess.
123123: "Are you free, let's have a chat?"
Annoyed: "What are you talking about?"
123123: "Gender, age, where are you from, are you a student or work? If you work, what do you do?"
Very annoying: "..."
Very annoying: "No time, 88."
"..."
With the familiar grumpy painting style, Yan Shuo wanted to laugh a little, but his mood immediately improved.
He understands more and more why Qi Haoyu likes online dating. Online dating is very easy and there is no need to worry about anything.
However, he still has some scruples. For example, he should confirm whether the other party is a man or a woman, and the identity of the mystery—he thinks it’s not a paparazzi. The paparazzi must want him to confess to Shen Ze immediately. And I am definitely willing to date him online, so I won't insist on rejecting him all the time.
Then there is another possibility, this person may be someone who knows Qi Haoyu in reality, who is also a celebrity, or a staff member of Yueshi.
But even so, this person may not know that "123123" is Yan Shuo's number. No, it's not "probably", it's definitely not known, Yan Shuo didn't add a single friend, unless this person was his teammate, they had played games together, seen the account number and each other's profile picture.
It can be said that it is even more fake if it is a teammate. Which teammate is so crazy that he has nothing to do to play role-playing with him on QQ
The only one who has QQ addiction is Qi Haoyu, but Qi Haoyu doesn't need to direct and act in this episode, what is the plot? Are you messing with him on purpose
Yan Shuo didn't think that the Sand Sculpture Elementary School student had such deep affiliation, and he didn't have the motivation to do so. Maybe this person was just a pure netizen who was put into the wrong group by Qi Haoyu.
Think about it this way—I don’t know him, and he doesn’t know me, so what am I afraid of
The sense of crisis in Yan Shuo's heart was gradually relieved, and he returned to the state of chatting casually with strange netizens again.
123123: "Don't, just kidding, I don't check the account."
123123: "I'm just curious, are you a boy or a girl?"
Very annoying: "I said it eight hundred years ago, I am a man."
123123: "Really?"
Annoyed: "What do you think?"
123123: "..."
Yan Shuo's desire to chat suddenly dropped a lot.
In fact, up to now, he is no longer obsessed with online dating, he just wants to chat with someone to express his feelings. But the opposite is a young lady, so he can express freely.
To borrow Qi Haoyu's words, when you think of a smelly man who doesn't know what he looks like, what's the point of chatting
Yan Shuo got out of bed to pour water for himself, and he also poured a glass for Shen Ze, and put it on the table.
After he came back, he still couldn't overcome the "sexism" in his heart, so he had to tell himself that it doesn't matter whether the person facing him was a man or a woman, as long as he treated him as a woman, he couldn't see himself anyway.
Yan Shuo felt better, so he replied to the other party.
123123: "Oh, so are you at school or at work?"
Very annoying: "..."
Very annoying: "Do you think that if you take apart and ask the series of questions just now, it will not be counted as checking the household registration?"
123123: "Isn't this just chatting?"
123123: "Otherwise what else can we talk about?"
Annoying: "."
Annoying: "Talk about your crush on a colleague."
"..."
Yan Shuo was taken aback, he was very interested in this topic
Although I really want to talk.
123123: "My colleague..."
Annoyed: "Yes, what about the follow-up, you didn't confess, did you?"
123123: "No."
Very annoying: "It's fine if you don't have it."
Annoyed: "So are you thinking about it now?"
123123: "This..."
123123: "Actually, something has happened in the past two days."
Annoying: "."
Annoyed: "What's the situation?"
"..."
Yan Shuo hesitated.
He shouldn't have such serious paranoid delusions. His original intention of playing QQ to make friends is to vent and relax. If he was here, he would be full of guard against a strange netizen, and he would be too tired to live.
123123: "Actually, I didn't tell you the truth."
Annoying: "?"
123123: "My colleague is a man, not a woman."
Very annoying: "Oh."
123123: "Oh? Is this your reaction?"
Annoyed: "What else? It's 8102 years and you want me to jump up and yell 'oh my god, look, there's gays', don't you?"
123123: "..."
123123: "I'm not gay."
Annoying: "?"
123123: "Actually... I'm sorry, I always thought you were a girl, and I was joking with you. In fact, I didn't have a crush on my colleague. What I said I liked him for two years was all made up."
Yan Shuo felt that it would be meaningless to continue compiling it, and it would not be fun to deceive himself or others.
Now that the sixteen or seventeen-year-old manic girl he imagined is gone, it's better to be honest and be a good netizen with the other party. If you don't date online, just talk about your depressed thoughts as an ordinary friend.
But after sending this sentence, there was no reply from the other side.
He picked up the cup and took a sip of water. From the corner of his eye, he saw Shen Ze standing up from the seat, gave him an unpredictable look, and went into the bathroom with his mobile phone.
what happened
Yan Shuo's brain circuits in QQ and in reality run parallel, and he didn't connect these two lines together.
He didn't think too much, and continued typing on QQ—
123123: "I was joking with you, and deliberately portrayed myself as an affectionate and dedicated image to win your favor.... It's embarrassing to say, but I didn't expect that you are really not a girl."
123123: "Do you mind this?"
123123: "Hello?"
123123: "Is it still there?"
123123: "Block me?"
Annoying: "."
Very annoying: "you can do it"
123123: "..."
Very annoying: "It's so similar, I believe it."
"..." Yan Shuo took these two sentences seriously and accepted them as compliments.
In fact, this matter is not that serious, especially the other party is a man, if he is not deceived into feelings, then I don't mind, at most I think he is a little crazy, a playwright.
123123: "I haven't finished yet."
123123: "Although the fact that I have a crush on my colleague is fake, I recently discovered that he seems to like me."
Annoying: "?"
Annoyed: "What did you say?"
123123: "It's unbelievable, isn't it? I never thought that a person with his personality would have a crush on him."
Very annoying: "..."
123123: "Hey, don't believe me. Although it's fake, it's true this time. I didn't make up a story."
123123: "Probably from... I forgot the day, I found that he suddenly became very abnormal, paying more attention to me than the previous two years combined."
123123: "I know it's not good to be passionate. What if it's a misunderstanding? But he's really weird. I've observed it for a long time, and I can't find any reason other than that he's secretly in love with me."
123123: "Well, it seems a bit weird for us two men to discuss this, but I have no place to say, thank you, if you don't want to watch it, you can temporarily close QQ, let me lend you a tree hole QAQ."
Yan Shuo uttered "QAQ" proficiently, and only after sending out did he realize that he was infected by Qi Haoyu, and he seemed gay in a gay way.
But the other party seemed to like this, and a person with such a violent style of painting didn't refuse him——
Annoyed: "Okay, you say."
123123: "That's about it, and last night..."
123123: "I was drunk last night."
Having said that, Yan Shuo paused.
In fact, this kind of private matter, not to mention the panic, but it is also very difficult to really say it.
Especially the opposite is a man, which makes him very mindful, it is difficult for him to confide the words "I was drunk and kissed my colleague" to a man, no matter how weird he thinks.
Thinking about it in another way, if a certain man told him the same thing, he might burst into laughter and complain that the other party was an idiot.
— It was so embarrassing.
While hesitating, the bathroom door suddenly opened.
Shen Ze came out from inside with his mobile phone in hand, Yan Shuo looked up at him, and met that gaze.
Yan Shuo avoided subconsciously, but Shen Ze walked towards him.
"I have a few words to say to you." Shen Ze said, "Let's talk."