What a disastrous night.
In Yan Shuo's glorious first half of his life, he had never been so ashamed. Even the day when the Weibo trumpet was hacked and the private speech was posted on the hot search for a public exhibition, the degree of embarrassment was not as embarrassing as it is now.
The most unacceptable thing is that he actually cried.
In fact, he didn't feel it himself. When Shen pulled a paper towel and wiped his face messily, he realized that the paper towel was soaked, and Shen looked at him with mocking eyes. On the brink of explosion, another fire was lit.
"Why are you crying?" Shen Ze said, "Did you get too deep into the drama?"
Yan Shuo didn't understand: "What?"
"I said, do you already like me, and now you find out that I don't like you, you are so angry and irritated, right?"
Shen Ze looked down from above, with an indescribable look in his eyes.
Being pressed on the bed, Yan Shuo said weakly, "No, you think too much."
Shen Ze didn't believe it: "Really? Then why are you crying?"
"I didn't cry."
"Didn't you cry?"
Shen wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and flickered, losing all face: "Don't be so sentimental, please? I'm a straight man."
"Really?" Shen Ze suddenly leaned over, put one hand on his shoulder and the other pinched his chin, and leaned closer and said, "You didn't look like a straight man when you kissed me last night, let me check. "
"Check, check what?"
Yan Shuo had a bad premonition and subconsciously hid back. But there was a soft bed under him, and Shen Ze pressed it up by mistake, and directly blocked his lips without any politeness.
"..."
In the silence, the bed sank deeply, Yan Shuo couldn't catch his breath, and almost carried his back.
—It probably couldn't be called a kiss.
But the sparks aroused by the collision of lips and tongues will not be lowered because they are not a couple, but because of their inappropriate identities and genders, Yan Shuo panicked and wanted to hide as if he was electrocuted.
But the more he hid, the tighter his body was buckled.
Shen Ze's side face was pressed against him, the skin temperature was unobstructed, hot lips stuck up from the side, touched his, then kissed, bit and licked his lower lip lightly.
Immediately afterwards, something soft and strong came in and pried open his jaw, forcing him to open his mouth, his whole body tensed up.
"Well… "
Yan Shuo was trembling, while Shen clasped his chin hard, kissing him deeply and heavily.
It seems that dozens of seconds have passed, or as long as a minute
At the end, Yan Shuo was stunned for a while and didn't say anything for a long time.
Shen Ze rubbed his fingers to wipe off the water stains on the corners of his lips, and calmly announced the result of the examination: "Look, you are blushing."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Is there something wrong with this person
Yan Shuo doesn't know if his face was red just now, but he can be sure that it must be dark now.
He pushed Shen Ze away, trying to get up from the bed. Shen Ze refused to let him go as he wished, and continued to press him down. Yan Shuo struggled for a while but did not break free, and just about to explode, Shen suddenly kissed him again.
The interval between before and after is only a few seconds, and this time it is deeper than last time. Yan Shuo was forced to raise his head, Shen Ze's breathing was intertwined with his, and the ambiguous and glued saliva sound from the kiss was next to his ears, which was warm to the ears.
Yan Shuo grasped the bed sheet unconsciously, his tears hadn't dried yet, he was so kissed that he couldn't breathe, his eyes became redder, very different from his usual radiant look.
Shen Ze kissed him for a long time before letting him go.
Yan Shuo calmed down his disordered breathing, and said angrily, "You are sexually harassing a colleague."
"Oh, are you going to take me to court?" Shen Ze said indifferently.
Yan Shuo: "..."
Send, of course, and send you to prison!
He was so upset, he wanted to say something more, but before he opened his mouth, he suddenly realized, why did something seem wrong
Isn't that right... Isn't Shen Ze also a straight man
Before that, Shen was still trying to persuade him not to confess on QQ, fearing that the two of them would be too awkward to get along with each other in the future, and they would not be able to be good colleagues.
what about now? What's going on now? Is there such a check, treat him as a three-year-old child
Yan Shuo belatedly understood a little bit, and cast a glance at Shen Ze: "Hey, did you do it on purpose?"
Shen Ze: "What?"
Yan Shuo said: "You're the one who got into the drama too deeply, you fell in love with me, right? You actually bit back, the villain sued first, and even used public interest as an excuse to sexually harass you. You're so scheming."
After being bullied all night, Yan Shuo finally felt a little proud.
However, Shen Ze didn't cooperate with the script that he turned over and sang, and snorted: "I think you haven't woken up from the bar, or haven't woken up from the fantasy of being crushed? What do I like about you?"
Shen glanced down at him, "Do you have breasts? Is your waist as soft as a girl's? Will you have children?"
Yan Shuo: "..."
Shen Ze didn't finish: "I'm the straight man. Do you know what a straight man is? A straight man is that. I'll never like a man in my life. What's the use of a man? I'm not interested at all, not in you."
Shen Ze was already aloof, and when he said these words, he was about to go to heaven, as if he was descending from the earth just by looking at him, and he had to pay homage to him.
Lying on the bed, Yan Shuo endured the contempt, his lungs were burnt, and he almost exploded again.
"Oh, men are useless at all." With a wooden face, he took advantage of Shen Ze's unpreparedness, pushed him hard, and suddenly put Shen Ze under his body, turning over and pressing down.
"What are you doing?" Shen was puzzled.
"F/you." Yan Shuo said in a vicious voice, "Let you see what a man is."
Shen Ze: "..."
Yan Shuo was really irritated tonight, he went crazy.
But when a neurotic is with a normal person, it will appear very abnormal. If both of them are neurotic, it will not be so abrupt.
But Yan Shuo is just showing off his ability to talk, he really can't do such a difficult thing as "dry and heavy", and he doesn't know how to do it.
But you can't do the real thing, it's always okay to vent your dissatisfaction.
He pressed on Shen Ze, trying to fight back all the "sexual harassment" that the other party inflicted on him.
It went well, Yan Shuo did a good job of pulling Shen Ze's clothes to pieces, which in itself was a violent and aggressive action, if Shen Ze was offended, Yan Shuo would be satisfied.
Unfortunately, it turns out that people's bottom line and explosive point are different, and Shen didn't take him seriously at all, and didn't even make a symbolic resistance, with a face of "I see what you can do" look waiting for him.
Yan Shuo suddenly became more angry.
But this anger has no place to vent, he is like a balloon, filled with all kinds of embarrassment, anger, grievance, and anger, it gets bigger and bigger, but it can't explode no matter what.
It made me feel uncomfortable.
Although today's incident is not a big deal, he has never been wronged like this since he was a child, and he can't say that Shen Ze made him wronged. What did he do? It was obvious that he himself was stupid and played off.
Yan Shuo took a light breath, his arrogance suddenly extinguished, and he looked at Shen Ze blankly.
He thought, well, what's the trouble? The bigger the trouble, the more embarrassing he is, it's better to immediately delete the friend and go to bed, forget about it early tomorrow morning, pretend it never happened, and don't mention it again.
Just thinking about this, Yan Shuo pondered how to save his self-esteem by opening his mouth, and end up decently.
Shen Ze suddenly said: "What's the matter, don't continue?"
"..."
"Didn't you want me to see what a man is? A man is like you, you're such a jerk?" Shen Ze stretched out his hand and poked him, "You're a puppy, what are you thinking about?"
Yan Shuo was in a depressed mood, he didn't want to eat anything.
Shen Ze poked him again: "Don't be like this, you react so strongly, if you continue, I really suspect that you are hurt."
Yan Shuo didn't want to talk, he suddenly felt that he was stupid to refute with his teeth and claws, he was angry and embarrassed, while Shen probably thought his angry and embarrassed appearance was funny, like a cat, and took him for fun.
Before, Yan Shuo hadn't realized that Shen Ze had such a vicious side, he was really down to earth.
But also, if Shen is the same, it is impossible to talk nonsense with him on QQ, this person is Mensao.
Having said that, didn't he take the unknown netizen Shen Annoyance for fun on QQ? Perhaps this is the way of heaven and reincarnation.
"I'm sleepy." Yan Shuo got off Shen Ze, changed into pajamas, lay down on his back, and pulled the quilt over his head.
With such a cover, he couldn't see anything, and it was well hidden.
About five or six minutes later, before he fell asleep, the quilt on his head was pulled down suddenly, he was forced to reveal a pair of eyes, and met Shen Ze's gaze.
"Don't look at me so pitifully, I'll give you a chance." Shen Ze paused and said with a hint, "Now you can tell me one thing, or make a request, no matter what it is, I will give you a chance." Will consider agreeing to you."
Yan Shuo was taken aback for a moment, a bit disbelieving: "Anything is fine? Really?"
Shen Ze: "Well, really."
Yan Shuo thought for a while: "Then you can pay me back the diamond and annual membership money I opened for you last time, a total of 1,320."
Shen Ze: "?"