When Yan Shuo was chatting on WeChat, Shen Ze was beside him, not too far away.
Since they slept in the same bed, they have been used to getting along like this, no one pays attention to the other, and they play their own way.
But since the content of the conversation was related to Shen Ze, Yan Shuo moved his position calmly, a little further away from Shen Ze, and then started typing.
"Xiao Qi, are you busy?"
"Not busy, what's the matter bro QVQ?"
"..."
The signature "QVQ" on the screen jumped out brightly, and Yan Shuo was suddenly reminded that Qi Haoyu is a simple-minded elementary school student, what can he ask him for advice? At best, this QQ love tenth-level research scholar can help him change an online dating partner.
Hey, it's all here.
Yan Shuo: "It's okay, I want to chat with you casually."
After posting this sentence, he thought, he should lay the groundwork before getting into the topic.
Yan Shuo: "How are you doing recently, how are you and your new girlfriend?"
Qi Haoyu: "Okay, QVQ, she's super cute! Super obedient!"
Qi Haoyu: "But it's a little disturbing..."
Yan Shuo: "What are you worrying about?"
Qi Haoyu: "She seems to want to meet me, in reality."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Isn't the little girl so bold at such a young age that she dares to meet strangers after only a few days of online dating
Qi Haoyu: "Hey, she hinted at me a few times, I interrupted on purpose, how could I meet her, but she saw that I didn't want to see her, she was very depressed, I was afraid she would be sad, what should I do? ,elder brother?"
Yan Shuo: "..."
I haven't found an emotional mentor, so I have to be a mentor to others first.
Forget it, people keep calling him brother, so he has to act like a brother.
Yan Shuo said, "Do you want to fall in love? I mean in reality, do you dare to fall in love behind Li Linjia's back?"
Qi Haoyu: "Don't dare to QAQ."
Yan Shuo: "Then it's over, let's continue dating online, it's too risky to meet, besides, you don't know her well, you don't know her nature, in case she meets you in person, she will expose it to you..."
Qi Haoyu: "55555"
Qi Haoyu: "It's so hard to be a star TAT."
Yan Shuo: "Who said it wasn't?"
The two of them were silent for a few seconds, Yan Shuo felt that it was time to get to the point, but before he could speak, Qi Haoyu was very kind, and took the initiative to ask—
Qi Haoyu: "What about you, brother? You are already old, why aren't you ready to fall in love?"
Yan Shuo: "..."
What is "a handful of age"? He is a handsome young man in his early twenties, everyone loves him, and his flowers are blooming, and he is not about to be buried.
Yan Shuo: "Don't worry, I don't want to talk about it, but..."
Qi Haoyu: "But?"
Yan Shuo pretended to say, "But recently, my relationship with a person has something, it's... hard to tell."
Qi Haoyu: "! Who is it?"
Yan Shuo: "Who is not the point, the point is that he and I have fallen into a strange situation, I think his attitude towards me cannot be understood by common sense, it's too inexplicable."
Qi Haoyu: "⊙o⊙ him?"
Yan Shuo: "Her."
Yan Shuo: "The input method is wrong, don't worry about it."
Qi Haoyu: "Oh, why is it strange? Tell me."
Yan Shuo: "How should I put it, the time I have known her is not short, but it has always been a very ordinary relationship, and we have not had a deep relationship. Recently, because of some things, we have become more familiar. It’s just friends, neither she nor I have that kind of thought.”
Yan Shuo: "At first I misunderstood that she liked me, but later I resolved the misunderstanding. I was a little embarrassed. What was even more embarrassing was that she suddenly made an unexpected move."
Qi Haoyu: "⊙o⊙What move!"
Yan Shuo: "Kiss me, kiss me."
Qi Haoyu: "!!!"
Qi Haoyu: "Ah, I haven't been kissed by a girl yet! I still keep my first kiss! Is this your first kiss too, brother?"
Yan Shuo: "... =_= This is not the point."
It's hard to talk to elementary school students, really hard.
Yan Shuo was a little desperate, and didn't want to continue talking, anyway, it was useless to say it.
However, Qi Haoyu was aroused by his curiosity and took the initiative to ask—
Qi Haoyu: "Why did she kiss you suddenly? Does she like you?"
Yan Shuo: "No, after she finished kissing, she also emphasized that she doesn't like me at all, she has no interest in me."
Qi Haoyu: "Oh, it's a tsundere."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Yan Shuo: "No, she probably really doesn't like me, and ignored me the next day, and has been ignoring me for more than a week, treating me like air."
Qi Haoyu: "Why did this happen? Did you do something to annoy her?"
Yan Shuo: "I doubt it too, but I'm not sure."
Yan Shuo: "When we were together that day, she said to me that she could promise me something. At that time, the atmosphere was very delicate, and I was in a bad mood. I didn't understand what she meant at the first time, so I responded casually. Jokingly asked her to pay back the money."
Yan Shuo: "But she doesn't look like she is angry because of paying back the money."
Yan Shuo: "Actually, I came back to my senses after the incident. She may be hinting at me... hinting at that aspect, let me speak up."
Qi Haoyu: "⊙o⊙?"
Yan Shuo: "It seems to mean that, but it doesn't seem to be. The main thing is that I don't feel that she likes me. Normally speaking, if I like someone, shouldn't I take the initiative to show my affection to the other person? She has never shown me anything special. "
Qi Haoyu: "Not necessarily."
Qi Haoyu: "Girls are generally more reserved."
Qi Haoyu: "But she even took the initiative to kiss you, how strange..."
Yan Shuo: "Yes, I don't understand."
Besides, Shen Ze is not a girl, why is he reserved, if he doesn't like it, he just doesn't like it.
But then again, if there is no such meaning, would a real straight man make fun of kissing? It's too out of bounds.
Yan Shuo's head hurts, it's fine if he doesn't chat with Qi Haoyu, the more he talks, the more confused he becomes, this matter should not be thought deeply at all.
Qi Haoyu said, "Brother, why don't we ask Brother Jin? He is the best at this kind of thing QVQ."
Yan Shuo: "No need."
Qi Haoyu: "Oh, don't be shy, this is a major event related to your life!"
Yan Shuo: "..."
Qi Haoyu's hands were super fast, and he quickly pulled together a small group of three people, the group name was "Rescue the Lost Boys Who Are Deep in the Misfortune of Love".
Yan Shuo: "..."
Thinking about it better, at least Qi Haoyu didn't say it directly in their five-person plastic group, otherwise Shen Ze would see him and he would be publicly executed again.
Just as Yan Shuo sighed, the group chat started.
Li Jin: "Why is this? What group?"
Yan Shuo put on a sullen face, and cruelly slandered himself: "Junior high school girls really love the exchange group."
Li Jin: "..."
Li Jin: "Hey, what's the matter, who fell into the quagmire of love?"
Qi Haoyu: "Brother Yan."
Qi Haoyu: "Wait, I'll post a screenshot."
A few seconds later, Qi Haoyu crackled out the chat records between him and Yan Shuo.
Li Jin finished watching it quickly. As a senior player in love at the level of a king, it is really humiliating for him to come to this kind of elementary school chicken forum.
Li Jin didn't reply to the message for about two minutes.
Just when Yan Shuo thought he would never speak again, a line of words popped up in the group.
Li Jin: "How is her usual style? What kind of personality?"
style? character? It's cold, lonely, and not gregarious. When it comes to his attitude towards relationships, Yan Shuo doesn't understand. He doesn't even know if Shen Ze has ever been in a relationship. It seems that he hasn't.
But he couldn't tell the truth, for fear of revealing his secrets and being spotted by Li Jin. So he replied vaguely, "not very enthusiastic".
Li Jin said: "In your case, it may be that she is deliberately flirting with you, flirting with you a few times, using you as a spare tire. If you don't take it seriously, she is in the middle of her arms. If you start to be serious, ask her to take responsibility. She would ask innocently: What's the matter? What are you talking about, has anything happened to us?"
Li Jin: "Or, she may be interested in you, but she can't get you by confessing directly, so she plays hard to get, lays bait to seduce you, and waits for you to take the bait yourself."
Qi Haoyu: "⊙o⊙Wow, it sounds so advanced..."
Yan Shuo: "No way, she doesn't look like this kind of person."
Li Jin: "Does it mean more serious?"
Yan Shuo: "Well, almost..."
Li Jin: "That may be a crime of passion."
Qi Haoyu: "What does it mean to commit crimes with passion QVQ?"
"Brother." Li Jin made a smoking emoji and began to conduct gender education, "You have to know that men and women are all sensory animals. When the right time, place and atmosphere are in place, it is easy to lose yourself and be controlled by hormones. So she was tempted, passionate, and did abnormal things, but when she thought about it afterwards, she regretted it again. She didn't want to be responsible for what she had done, and she just made mistakes on impulse, and she didn't even want to admit that she made mistakes. Close your eyes and act like nothing happened."
Li Jin: "I have seen this kind of person a lot. I used to be impulsive, but now that I have experience, at least I will never touch this type of Yanyan."
Yan Shuo: "... what type am I?"
Li Jin: "He pulled out his X and left without mercy, and you still think over and over, why, why, does she like me?"
Li Jin: "It's easy to be relied upon."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Yan Shuo: "No, I didn't think about it over and over again, I'm just curious."
Li Jin: "Curiosity is the first step in getting involved."
Li Jin: "A man must never be curious about a certain woman. You should make her curious about you so that she can never see through you, understand?"
Qi Haoyu: "I get it! I get it!"
Yan Shuo: "..."
You know a ball.
Yan Shuo was one head and two elders, he read Li Jin's words carefully, and thought about it for Shen Ze in his heart.
But still not sure-
Shen is trying to get him, deliberately hooking him, or committing a crime passionately, drawing a line with him afterwards, pretending nothing happened, and continuing to be a straight man
It seems that the latter is closer to reality.
Yan Shuo put down his phone and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Although after this exchange, his doubts were not completely resolved, but at least he understood that he shouldn't be curious about these things, Shen Zeai can do whatever he wants, and it has nothing to do with him.
It is the right way to be as immovable as a mountain.
Yan Shuo took a shower contentedly and fell asleep.
Perhaps it was because of the whole night of gender class, and his mind was full of passion hormones from men and women, Yan Shuo actually had a dream that night.
A dream full of yellow waste.
In the dream, he was pressed on the bed, and someone was kissing him fiercely, moving constantly on his body. He couldn't see whether the other person was a man or a woman, he could only feel the scalding sweat and breathing that almost killed him, his whole body was dripping with sweat, his throat seemed to be smoking, and even his groans were full of fire.
Yan Shuo was in some pain, so he couldn't help reaching out and pushing the man.
However, after he stretched out his hand and touched the other person, the person suddenly raised his head, and he saw the face clearly, it turned out to be Shen Ze.
Yan Shuo was taken aback, but in the dream he didn't seem to be surprised, and took the initiative to hug Shen Ze, panting, and kept calling Shen Ze's name.
Shen Ze kissed him more intensely.
This kiss was real, he subconsciously substituted the feeling of their last kiss, but it was harder and more breathless than last time.
Yan Shuo panicked, and in a burst of fear of suffocation, he was woken up.
"Hello." Shen Ze pushed him.
"..."
Yan Shuo opened his eyes and was out of focus for several seconds, looking at Shen Ze blankly.
Shen turned on the light, "What's wrong with you?"
"..." Yan Shuo calmed down and regained consciousness slightly, "No... haven't you slept yet?"
"Sleeping." Shen Ze said, "I was woken up by your talking in my sleep."
Yan Shuo: "Ah, I'm sorry."
His chest felt tight, and he coughed twice in a low voice. Looking down, I suddenly found that my quilt was kicked away at some point, and the pajama pants were only a thin layer, which couldn't cover anything.
Yan Shuo was very guilty and pulled off the quilt.
Is he talking in his sleep? What did you say
He was dreaming and talking in his sleep, YouQi Shen Ze was looking at him now, the face in front of him was clearly defined, which coincided with the one in the dream. For a moment, he was in a trance, and almost had an illusion, wondering what he and Shen Ze had really done just now.
"Want to help?" Shen Ze said suddenly.
Yan Shuo was taken aback: "Huh?"
Shen Ze raised his chin, indicating where his lower body arched: "I said, do you want to help?"