Yan Shuo charged more than 1,000 yuan and lit up a row of QQ icons for the other party.
However, his irascible online dating girlfriend didn't change her true nature, and said on the spot: "Are you sick?"
"..."
The girl is not very cute.
Yan Shuo hesitated for a moment, wondering if he should find Qi Haoyu for another date
Forget it, at least she doesn't love his money, which is an advantage.
Anyway, it's funny, Yan Shuo is purely for fun, just like keeping a pet with a mobile phone, you poke her, and she will give you feedback on your behavior. It's not really to talk about feelings, so teasing anyone is the same.
He imagined in his mind that the other party might be a sixteen or seventeen-year-old manic girl, few words, straightforward, simple, cold and violent, insensitive to money, probably from a good family background, and a little princess... It's pretty cool to think about it. Adorable, what a little sister.
Yan Shuo was amazed by his unrestrained imagination, and understood the beauty of online dating without a teacher.
He really doubted that Qi Haoyu had a halo of subduing intelligence on his head, leaving no blade of grass where he passed, and turned into a sand sculpture, otherwise, how could he be so infected and mentally retarded
Forget it, just be happy.
123123: "I'm not sick, I want to show you kindness."
bother:"… "
123123: "Why do you keep sending ellipses and have nothing to say to me?"
bother:"… "
Fan: "I want to confirm one thing."
123123: "What?"
Fan: "Do you know who I am?"
123123: "?"
Annoyance: "You don't recognize my QQ account?"
123123: "Should I recognize it?"
Annoyance: "OK."
123123: "...?"
What do you mean, added to acquaintances? Yan Shuo's heart skipped a beat, but the other party's next sentence immediately dispelled his doubts.
Fan: "I thought you were my real friend, it's fine if you're not."
123123: "So?"
Fan: "It's okay."
123123: "Okay, what about online dating?"
Annoyance: "I'm a man."
Yan Shuo: "???"
Yan Shuo was startled, can Qi Haoyu do it, why does his girlfriend have male compatriots, gay honey
123123: "Are you gay?"
Fan: "? I'm a straight man."
123123: "..."
Yan Shuo is skeptical. In fact, some girls will claim to be boys on the Internet in order to avoid trouble. Especially in the game circle, girls will receive certain preferential treatment and be discriminated against by technology.
Yan Shuo had a game addiction before, and he has seen this kind of thing a lot. Luckily, he thought that even if Qi Haoyu was unreliable, he wouldn't be unable to tell the difference between men and women. Most likely, this little sister didn't want to date him online, so she deliberately found an excuse to persuade him to quit.
The more he thought about it, the more this was the case, Yan Shuo was happy to deal with the other party, chatting nonsense.
123123: "Really? Are you not a girl?"
Fan: "No."
123123: "Men are also fine."
bother:"?"
Fan: "You want online dating so much? Why, only those who have no one to love in reality want to play online dating."
123123: "Yes, no one loves me."
bother:"… "
Looking at the row of dots on the phone, Yan Shuo can almost make up the rather speechless expression of the manic girl opposite him, the more he thinks about it, the more vivid the picture becomes. ... It's over, this person is set in his mind.
So, what is his personality in the eyes of the other party? Not so good I'm afraid.
It doesn't matter, the * person is the best at setting up words, he is a professional and has a wealth of experience.
So the question is, who is the easiest to poke the opponent
Girls at this age, no matter what their personality is, are generally relatively simple and compassionate, especially for affectionate, single-minded and pitiful men who tend to have a good impression.
123123: "I can see that you don't want to date me online, and I don't have to date online. In fact, I just want to find some comfort online."
Fan: "Looking for comfort?"
123123: "Yeah, real life is too depressing. I work in the service industry, and I have to keep in good shape, so even if I feel sad, I have nowhere to vent."
123123: "I don't have any friends yet, so I don't know who to talk to."
bother:"… "
Fan: "Don't do such a painful job."
123123: "It's not because of work pain."
123123: "I'm ashamed to say, actually... the main reason is that I have someone I like, he is my colleague, but she doesn't like me, and when I see her every day at work, I just... have to pretend to be optimistic in front of her." look."
Annoyance: "Him? She?"
123123: "Her."
bother:"."
123123: "I'm sorry, I vomited bitterness to you."
123123: "If you find it annoying, delete me."
This is called advancing with retreat, Yan Shuo hummed a song, and snapped his fingers leisurely.
Sure enough, the other party's sympathy was aroused.
Annoyance: "Who do you like, which colleague?"
Fan: "I mean, what kind of person is he?"
123123: "Her."
Fan: "What kind of person is she?"
"..."
what kind of person
Yan Shuo thought for a while, how should we make it more appropriate? It's really too troublesome, the character design not only needs to be your own, but also has to come with a story package to bring out all the characters involved.
It's not that he's writing novels, he just applies off-the-shelf ones.
123123: "She looks very good-looking, and her personality is quite..."
Fu Xinyan is too good at acting, Li Jin is too scumbag, Qi Haoyu is too sloppy, Shen is pretty normal.
123123: "Compared to the flower of Gaoling, she doesn't like to talk to people, but she is very good-looking, talented and very attractive."
bother:"… "
bother:"… "
123123: "What's wrong?"
Fan: "No, how long have you liked him?"
123123: "I have had a crush on him for two years."
bother:"… … "
123123: "Her."
Yan Shuo once again corrected the wrong pronoun. He made himself a good man with affection, not a homosexual with affection. He didn't want to get a good girlfriend.
However, at the end of this conversation, the other party suddenly fell silent, and there was no reply for a long time.
Overacting
It's okay, take it step by step, we'll talk next time.
Yan Shuo turned off the light and went to sleep. He was excited, but his body was already very tired, and he fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow.
The next day, the MEN five-member group was dismantled for activities. The luxury variety show "Superstar" was originally a resource given to Fu Xinyan by the company. After Fu Xinyan was "demoted", it fell into Yan Shuo's hands.
But the company will not just praise him and let other teammates eat dry food. No, Fu Xinyan, Li Jin, and Qi Haoyu went to film together. It is said that it is a famous big IP idol drama. It does not test acting skills. It's enough to be handsome and attract fans.
The teammates left for three at once, and after Yan Shuo got up, Shen Ze was the only one in the living room.
Shen is eating breakfast. He is wearing a white T-shirt today. His tall and straight figure looks like a human-shaped hanger. Simple clothes can also be worn by him with a distinctive temperament.
He still wears headphones, the headphone cable is black, not the same as yesterday.
Yan Shuo couldn't help feeling that he also knew that wearing headphones for 48 hours a day was too exhausting, and he even gave them shifts on vacation.
Yan Shuo didn't speak, walked to the dining table and sat down opposite Shen Ze.
They ate in silence, neither of them speaking.
In the past, when there were other teammates around, Yan Shuo would take the initiative to say hello. After all, as the captain, he was obliged to complete the daily task of "promoting the harmony on the surface of the plastic sky group", but Shen was different. The heir to the royal family was relatively withdrawn. "Shut up, civilian, don't bother me" was clearly written on that cold face, Yan Shuo was not interested in hitting the iceberg.
But why didn't Shen Ze leave
He doesn't need to film, is there another arrangement? Is it a solo trip too
Just as Yan Shuo was about to ask, when he looked up, he suddenly found that Shen Ze was looking at him.
"What's wrong?" Yan Shuo was inexplicable, "Is there something on my face?"
Shen Ze didn't say a word, and turned his gaze away coldly.
Yan Shuo: "..."
This breakfast was indescribable, and every time Yan Shuo raised his head, he found Shen Ze staring at him (?), he choked several times due to the staring, and as a result, he didn't eat much, drank a full stomach of water, and blushed from choking , It's just miserable.
Fortunately, the agent came to rescue him.
Li Linjia never talked nonsense, and straight to the point announced a piece of good news—since the sponsor father of "Superstar" is one of us, the program team gave Yueshi two places, and now not only Yan Shuo is going to participate, but Shen Ze is also going.
Li Linjia clapped her hands, Yan Shuo was very generous and cooperated with her in applauding.
Shen Ze didn't respond, he didn't seem to care much, Yan Shuo suspected that he had received the notice in advance.
"Superstar" is essentially a celebrity reality show. A total of ten regular guests including them have been invited. These ten people include actors, singers, idols, hosts, directors, and comedians. There are models etc.
The program group will arrange for these people to live together in closed life for a period of time, assign tasks to them, and require them to perform cross-border performances, and film, edit and broadcast the real process of preparing for the stage performance in real time.
It can be seen from this that it is obvious that the focus of this show is not on the stage - although the stage of cross-border contrast will be interesting, the content behind the scenes is the most fascinating.
With Yan Shuo's rich experience, he has already seen through the routines of the program group. At that time, the official will definitely find various angles and create friction. From an entry point that is easy to arouse the public's sympathy and desire for discussion, he will do a lot of marketing on the Internet, so that people who are keen to watch the excitement With the participation of netizens who eat melons, the popularity of the show will naturally not be low.
This idea is quite satisfactory, and it is not novel, but what if the guest lineup is particularly luxurious
Top traffic idols, well-known actors who are in the limelight, superstar singers with sold out concert venues, first-line directors, controversial TV celebrities... Just pick out any one of these people can attract a lot of attention, and they all get together. They came to create topics, and the effect can be imagined.
Moreover, the investment is large and the platform is good, so this is a program that will definitely become popular without accidents.
Yan Shuo was very good at focusing on the key points, and asked Li Linjia: "How do you arrange the dormitory in a closed life? A single room? Or two people?"
This is one of the classic routines. Assign two people together to create the most topical pairing, which will make the recording more interesting.
Li Linjia affirmed his guess: "Yes, two people share one room."
"Then I will sleep with Shen Ze."
Yan Shuo is very self-aware, he is the kind of star who is not suitable for participating in reality shows, and he tends to reveal his true nature. After all, he has too many petty and picky problems in his daily life. If there is any friction, if there is an unpleasant quarrel with his roommate, if he offends his seniors, it will be negative news if it spreads. It is better to live with acquaintances and take care of each other. .
Unfortunately, Shen was not impressed by his proposal.
Yan Shuo chooses to forget about the hatred of being stared at just now, and strives hard: "Brother Ze, how is it? I want to sleep with you."
He was able to bend and stretch, and forcibly drew the relationship closer. The two brothers hooked Shen Ze's neck well, and when their shoulders touched each other, the heat from their bodies was unconsciously transmitted to each other through the thin T-shirt.
Shen froze for a moment.
Li Linjia didn't find anything wrong, and said in a business-like manner, "Okay, I'll communicate with the program team later, you two will live together, and open for business by the way."
Yan Shuo said, "I don't need to do business with Fu Xinyan anymore?"
Li Linjia: "Yes, from today onwards, you are betrothed to Shen Ze."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Shen Ze: "..."