Me And My Four Backup Dancers

Chapter 5: reverse reasoning

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The filming of "Superstar Star" will start soon, and the official blog has finally announced the complete list of guests, highlighting: Yan Shuo + Shen Ze! "

The other eight people: Du Peng, Lin Kang, Zhou Huanrong, Li Wenhan, Mi Ling, Zhang Lan, Ni Feng, Shi Long.

Official blog map, [Propaganda Poster.jpg] X9

"Wow, it's really a luxurious lineup. I thought it was the program group xjb blowing it up."

"I was shocked by this lineup."

"Words and words are put on the list, giving me a sense of sight that small fish and small shrimps will be overwhelmed by their predecessors TT..."

"No, don't worry, their traffic will overwhelm the senior ==!"

"Blink szd!"

"Get a flashing fan card in the front row!"

"This poster hahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"The new skill get√Chaojuguanbo will teach you how to arrange the photos of ten people into the nine grids!"

"The group photo of Yan Shuo and Shen Ze hahahaha looks like a wedding photo!"

"Official wedding photo get!"

"Yue Shi really started to push Shen Shuo, tsk tsk, you can still drink such a hard candy."

"It's not just Yueshi's push. It's obvious that the super giant program group is going to start firing. In the next few months, please prepare for a first-level battle to welcome a wave of crackling and pouring rain to open Tangba."

"Hee hee, thank you LS, for your kind words!"

"Sour, really sour, too sour."

"What's so sour, how can there be a few zqsg fans in the blink of an eye, the essence of Lalang, it's all about watching the excitement and not thinking it's a big deal."

"+1, Shen has a lot of fans, and Yan Shuo also has a lot of fans. Apart from his mother fans, 90% of Shuo's fans are girlfriend fans and Su fans. You let them suffer..."

"For more than two years, your teammate will be dismantled with just one word?"

"No!! I yelled loudly 555555!!! I said clay powder should have a name 55555!!!"

"The clay sculpture powder should also have a name!"

"Clay sculpture roll, ah, if you refuse, brother will be clay sculpture!"

Since Li Linjia announced the news that day and confirmed the final list of "Superstar", before going to record the show, Yan Shuo packed up his belongings, packed his suitcase, and went online in bed after taking a shower.

Recently, he found it very interesting to read the forum, and he always saw some strange speeches. For example, at this time, he opened the browser and entered in the search box: What does clay sculpture mean.

X-degree search immediately popped up an explanation, "Clay sculpture: folk crafts, using clay to make various figures, and also refers to handicrafts made of clay."

Yan Shuo: "?"

He continued to scroll down, and finally saw the explanation of the terminology used in the fan circle, but the terminology is quite messy, and there are many ways to say it. To sum it up, it means that clay sculpture = Nisu, Su fan, he understands, it is a girlfriend fan, Ni Su is anti come over? How to reverse

Yan Shuo was still a little confused, but he understood a little bit.

In his hazy understanding, Su fans are roughly equal to attack fans, so reverse Su fans are roughly equal to receiving fans? He is very familiar with the concept of gongshou. These days, almost no one knows this super-popular Internet term, and straight men are not immune.

According to his understanding, most of Fu Xinyan's fans are fans, so that when Fu Xinyan's fans praise their idols, the words they use are basically like this—

"Ahhh my dear girl looks so beautiful today!"

"My little Fu baby is the most beautiful in the world! Who can not love him!"

"Kiss my pretty Fu =3 ="

Yan Shuo's scalp tingles when he sees it, and he feels that his fans are better off, always complimenting him as "brother is so handsome" and won't call him his daughter or sister.

However, in the future, he and Shen Ze will fry CP. In the eyes of fans, usually one side of CP will be stronger and the other side will be weaker. Called "beautiful daughter"

Yan Shuo suffocated.

He doesn't allow Shuo Fan to degenerate, either he will obey the Yin and violate other business, or he will let Shen Ze become his "daughter".

He thought about the plan seriously, closed the browser, and switched back to the forum.

In this short period of time, the topic in the post has jumped several times, the discussion on clay sculpture is over, and now we are talking about the show, but after a few words, I was misunderstood—

"Did you see it! Shen Ze liked a Weibo just now, and it was canceled in seconds!"

"Huh? What wb?"

"Hammer up."

"I'll move it, it's this one, @XX Tucao Jun: #今天报物# suddenly found out that my college roommate had a crush on me. We are good buddies. It's embarrassing now. What should I do?"

"?"

"??"

"EXM???"

"Meow meow meow?"

"What's the matter, it's just slipping."

"This Weibo is from last year, how did it slip through? I have a bold guess, I dare not say qaq..."

"Don't be afraid! The microphone is in place, speak your mind out loud!"

"It's just a slippery hand. Is it interesting to take the opportunity to spread black people?"

"Where there is blackness, sister Fan, don't be too sensitive."

"Key point: my roommate has a crush on me. Leave the rest to the downstairs."

"Report ls, I checked all the recent blogs and likes of everyone Shen Ze followed, and also checked the Weibo rankings and hot topics. XX Tucao Jun is not on the hot list today. I can confirm it 100%. This Weibo will not appear under the nose of szgg by itself, that is to say—he searched it himself.”

"..."

"??"

"Thinking carefully..."

"What keywords did he search for?"

"Blind spy one: Roommate has crush on me? Good buddy has crush on me?"

"..."

"Terrible, I just clicked in to eat a melon, it turns out that your plastic Tiantuan is Zhenji--so this is Yueshi's traditional program?"

"Hand slipped!"

"Hand slipped!"

"Hand slipped!"

"Dei! The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is curved. When you become a shareholder of Yueshi, you must be mentally prepared to get a real foundation!"

"Hey, hey, your brains are too big, don't take it seriously."

"No, I'm going to take it seriously."

"+1, I also take it seriously, I believe in szd! Definitely szd!"

"Then the question is, which roommate?"

"..." Yan Shuo was hit by a sudden melon, he sat up from the bed, and carefully looked at the screenshot of Shen Ze's like and cancel.

Different from random guesses on the Internet, based on his understanding of Shen Ze, Shen Ze has no Internet addiction and doesn't often go to forums. It was issued by the staff on his account.

So much so that Yan Shuo once thought that Shen Ze, like him and Qi Haoyu, also had a Weibo account.

But in fact, Shen did not.

Shen just doesn't like playing Weibo, so the probability of him searching for a certain keyword out of the mentality of "just looking at interesting content" is quite small.

In other words, Shen specifically searched for related content such as "roommate has a crush on me" out of personal needs.

Yan Shuo: "..."

Damn, is it true or not? A little explosive.

Yan Shuo suddenly became excited. As an insider, he had eaten a lot of other people's melons, but in fact he had the same mentality as the netizens, he just watched the fun, but he knew a little more about the truth.

This time it was different, the person involved was his teammate.

But why didn't he see it...

Who has a crush on Shen Ze

Qi Haoyu is a kid who has a girlfriend and is straight, so he can be ruled out; Li Jin is even more straight, has a bunch of girlfriends, and loves girls with big breasts, thin waist and long legs. A straight man who is genuine, he doesn't talk to Shen Ze very much, Yan Shuo has seen him roll his eyes at Shen Ze, it is absolutely impossible to say that he loves Shen Ze.

Yan Shuo thought to himself: None of the three of them, so who else is there? no more.

"..."

Can't figure it out. Yan Shuo calmed down for a while. In fact, he could feel that his mind was not normal in the past few days. First, he was infected by Qi Haoyu's sand sculpture halo, and second, he often went to forums these days and was brainwashed by fans' comments with strange circuits. , causing his angle of thinking about things to become very difficult to describe.

Isn't it just a thumbs up

It's fine for the netizens to be blind, but he just followed suit. Taking a step back, even if his teammates internally digest and become gay, it's none of his business. What's the age, what's so strange about being gay, why is it such a fuss when people fall in love

After thinking this through, Yan Shuo turned off his phone and went to sleep lightly.

Before falling asleep, he originally wanted to say hello to the person on QQ, but all the messages he sent in the past few days have disappeared, and it seems that the road to online dating is completely cold.

It is worth mentioning that the QQ nickname of "Fan" was changed to "Very Annoying", which made Yan Shuo very curious, looking forward to when she would change it to "Extremely Annoying", or one day, it might change from "Very Annoying". Become "happy"

The world of kindergarten children is really interesting.

The next day, the recording of "Superstar" officially started, and now I have to go to the shooting center to gather and wait for the arrangement of the program group.

Yan Shuo didn't sleep well last night, and was groggy when he got into the nanny's car. Shen sat next to him, wearing headphones as usual, and didn't know what he was listening to.

Yan Shuo glanced sideways at Shen Ze, unfortunately, Shen Ze was also looking at him.

The eyes collided, just like that morning, Shen Ze looked away confidently and nonchalantly.

Yan Shuo: "..."

What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy

Yan Shuo was really sleepy, the driver was driving steadily and slowly, he was so dazed that he was about to fall asleep. While sleeping, I read the guest list of the show silently, thinking that when I meet those people, I will have the necessary greetings, and I will spend a few months together in the future. First impressions are very important.

Just thinking about it, the car suddenly shook for some reason.

Yan Shuo tilted to the side out of inertia, and hit his head on Shen Ze's shoulder. No matter how comfortable Yan Shuo was, not only did he not move, but he also adjusted his posture, using Shen Ze as a pillow to make himself more comfortable.

In fact, he was half-asleep and half-awake. When he was not very conscious, Shen suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed him away.

Yan Shuo opened his eyes: "...what's wrong?"

Shen Ze didn't speak, his face was a bit difficult to describe, and he frowned at him.

They were very close, and Yan Shuo had a good nose, and he could smell the men's perfume on Shen Ze's body. He also had a bottle of this perfume, but he hadn't used it much.

Yan Shuo didn't take it seriously, he still remembered Li Linjia's words of "do business", and said to Shen Ze very professionally: "When I was sleeping next to you just now, you should take out your mobile phone to take a selfie and post on Weibo, and the words will be fine." Write 'Go to work' and you're guaranteed to get great results."

Shen Ze: "..."

This is all learned from Fu Xinyan, Comrade Fu Xinyan is a good player in speculating on CP.

After Yan Shuo finished speaking, he planned to continue to sleep, but when he raised his eyes, he suddenly found that Shen Ze was still looking at him, with a hesitant expression on his face.

"..."

What is he trying to say? Yan Shuo and Shen Ze glanced at each other, their hearts suddenly jolted, and a thought flashed by him unexpectedly—

No way

But Shen Ze has been acting strangely for the past few days, always staring at him, as if he has something on his mind to tell him but it's inconvenient to say so.

"..."

Yan Shuo's drowsiness disappeared, and he remembered the Weibo post that Shen Ze liked—in fact, it wasn't that there was a roommate who had a crush on Shen Ze, but Shen Ze himself had a crush on his roommate, right? It's easy to explain with reverse thinking.

That is to say...

—Shen Ze has a crush on me? That's why you always look at me secretly? He hesitated to speak because he wanted to confess to me

real or fake

Yan Shuo sat up straight in an instant, feeling that he was struck by lightning, and his head was a little dizzy.