These days, the "smiling" expression is the same as "hehe", which has the effect of giving people a chill.
But in Yan Shuo's heart, she positioned the other party as a manic girl, so she thought it was okay, not only in line with her personality, but also a little bit funny.
Yan Shuo was very curious about what she wanted to say, they didn't know each other well at all, and they hadn't chatted a few words, so what was there to say? To use such a solemn tone... Could it be that he thought it was too annoying for him to leave messages every day, so he wanted to say "Don't bother me anymore, it will affect my study", right
That really shouldn't be, Yan Shuo reflected on it, and couldn't continue to harm the flowers of the motherland.
However, things developed differently than he imagined.
He sent a sentence "I haven't slept yet, tell me", the other party paused for a few seconds, and a new message popped up—
Very annoying: "Your colleague, you have a crush on that."
Very annoying: "I mean, I want to advise you a few words about him."
123123: "Her."
123123: "... What do you advise me?"
Very annoying: "Have you made any progress recently? It's been two years, have you confessed to him? No."
123123: "Yes, never confessed..."
Yan Shuo is too lazy to correct the problems between "him" and "her", so let her go.
But what is she trying to say
Of course, it's called secret love if you haven't confessed it, otherwise it's called open love.
Very annoying: "In the future, do you have any plans to confess your love?"
123123: "No, I'm afraid."
123123: "Have you ever heard a saying? If you don't get it, you won't lose it. I'm afraid we won't even be friends after confessing. It's better to keep watching her silently, as long as she is happy. Love one Isn’t that how people are? I’m happy when she’s happy, /I’m about to cry/I’m about to cry.”
After sending this sentence, a row of ellipsis floated across.
Yan Shuo himself felt that the sourness was too much, such old-fashioned lines of bitterness made goose bumps all over the ground. But love is a sour thing, and his fresh and refined single dog is already very good at this level. What kind of bicycle do you want
123123: "You may be young, you don't understand."
Very annoying: "..."
Annoyed: "No, I don't think so."
Very annoying: "Let me ask a question, is your colleague single?"
123123: "Yes, how do you know?"
Very annoying: "I guess."
Very annoying: "Look, he has been single for two years, but you don't want to confess, what does it mean? It means that you don't have to have him, and your liking for him is not so strong, at least not so strong that you want to be with him no matter what." to the point of 'together'."
Very annoying: "In other words, in fact, you may not really like him, you may just be obsessed with the feeling of liking him, and get used to self-touching and self-torture-I watched TV and said that this is a common problem of most crushes."
123123: "What is said on TV may not be true."
123123: "Also, you talk too much today."
Very annoying: "..."
Annoyed: "Is that the point?"
123123: "Yes, why are you talking so much? It doesn't match your personality."
Very annoying: "..."
It's kind of weird.
Yan Shuo was very sensitive, he felt that the other party seemed to have something in his words? Deliberately guiding him in a certain direction has a purpose.
123123: "What do you want to say?"
123123: "Are you really only sixteen or seventeen?"
Annoying: "?"
Very annoying: "When did I say that I am sixteen or seventeen?"
123123: "==||"
So it's not a manic little sister, but a mature young lady who talks about feelings clearly? Yan Shuo was a little disillusioned. From this point of view, he subtly felt the disappointment of his fans after his avatar collapsed.
Yan Shuo moved uncomfortably.
It was very quiet in the bedroom, both of their mobile phones were muted, and there was no sound at all. Therefore, as soon as he moved, the slight sound on the bed was very distinct, and Shen Ze also moved accordingly.
Yan Shuo glanced back quietly, but couldn't see Shen Ze's phone screen, but judging from his movements, Shen Ze seemed to be typing, chatting? Who are you talking to this late? It can't be music creation...
Yan Shuo was distracted for a while, and continued to look at his QQ.
There are new messages in the chat box.
Annoyed: "I have no other intentions, just a few words of advice to you."
Annoyed: "Trust me, the secret love has no good results, how boring it is to go on like this? Find someone to fall in love with, try real love, forget about him, and start a new life."
123123: "..."
What is the way
123123: "But what if I can't forget? I like him so much."
Very annoying: "Face your own heart, you don't like him."
123123: "I like it."
Very annoying: "Don't like it."
123123: "..."
123123: "?"
Annoying: "."
Very annoying: "Actually, being liked by others is tiring. There is no impenetrable wall in the world. Love is the most difficult to hide. He may have noticed your thoughts long ago. It is inconvenient to refuse because of the inconvenient relationship with colleagues. Do you understand what I mean? ?”
Yan Shuo: "..."
Why don't you understand? He understood it so well that he wanted to print out these few sentences and frame them on the wall for Shen Ze to read. Even so, why did he think it was weird when these words came out of the other party's mouth
... what's wrong? Motivation is strange.
123123: "Why did you say this to me suddenly?"
Annoyed: "I said it, I just kindly advise you a few words."
123123: "Why do you want to persuade me?"
Very annoying: "Why why, you are one hundred thousand why have you become a spirit?"
123123: "..."
Very annoying: "Believe it or not, I'm down."
Yan Shuo: "..."
It is a familiar formula and a familiar taste.
123123: "Wait a minute."
123123: "I thought about it, you're right, you really should fight for someone who likes you with practical actions, if you don't even have the courage to confess, what kind of man is he? I've decided."
Annoyed: "... what have you decided?"
123123: "I decided to confess my love, wish me luck."
Very annoying: "..."
Very annoying: "Don't go!!"
123123: "Huh?"
Annoyed: "Don't go."
123123: "?"
123123: "Didn't you ask me to confess?"
Of course Yan Shuo would not confess his love, he just took advantage of the trend to make a plot, so that next time he can tell the other party on QQ that he failed to confess his love, and then pretend to be a broken-hearted person to ask for comfort, comfort and comfort, the relationship will be sublimated .
Yan Shuo's script was well written, but the strange feeling in his heart still lingered.
He scrolled up the page and read tonight's chat history from the beginning. The more he read, the more he felt that the other party's attitude was very subtle. Looking at the essence from the surface, she didn't seem to want him to be with his colleagues at all. Normally, Now, the attitude of most people will be polite and encouraging, "Go and try, what if the confession succeeds?" It mainly serves as a comforting effect.
How can anyone directly persuade people to give up
When I heard that he decided to confess his love, he still reacted so violently, it felt like... there was some kind of ulterior truth hidden behind it.
Yan Shuo was surprised by his reasoning.
He suddenly remembered Qi Haoyu's words: "I may have put that person in the wrong group. I forgot why I added her in the first place. I don't know the details of this person. Be careful."
So here comes the question, if this person is not the best friend of Qi Haoyu's girlfriend, how did she get into Qi Haoyu's friend list? Could it be from reality? Maybe an acquaintance
Yan Shuo: "..."
Scary, I just want to have fun online dating, why is it so difficult
Yan Shuo was depressed, he was not in the mood to seriously play reasoning games, instead he began to worry that Qi Haoyu, a sand sculpture, had leaked his QQ account and accidentally added paparazzi, then it would be fucking funny——
"Shock! The popular idol is lonely and unbearably engaged in online dating, and he actually gets on the head of his dog's parents! "
"Amazing QQ loves to click to watch, Yan Shuo will teach you how to flirt with girls"
"1.3 Billion People Are Crying, Captain MEN and Paparazzi's Love, Killing, Sadomasochism..."
The headlines and hot searches on the front page were arranged immediately, and the black history was deeply burned into the brain from then on, and even eight hundred variety shows couldn't wash it off.
… Do it, my life is so miserable.
Yan Shuodan pressed the phone off in pain, put it on the bedside, closed his eyes and went to sleep.
—He decided to stay away from QQ from now on, no matter who that person is, just don't talk about it and it's over.
Fortunately, Yan Shuo did not suffer from insomnia, and fell asleep after a while.
It's a pity that he fell asleep quickly, but someone didn't let him sleep well.
About an hour later, Yan Shuo was suddenly shaken awake.
In the dark bedroom, only a little light came in through the curtains. He had already fallen into a deep sleep, and woke up in a daze. When he opened his eyes, Shen leaned on the bed with one hand, pressed his shoulder with the other, and leaned over. He said softly, "Are you awake?"
"...What are you doing?" Yan Shuo didn't react, he didn't remember where he was for a moment, when he saw Shen Ze suddenly, he was startled, and immediately woke up.
"what are you doing?"
Yan Shuo vigilantly pulled up the quilt to cover himself, but Shen Ze's arm was pressed against the edge of the quilt, and when he pulled it, his hand slipped and lost support, and fell onto him unexpectedly, his lips just brushed against his cheek, like a sick A passing kiss.
Yan Shuo: "..."
Shen Ze: "..."
Awkward.
It's all on purpose, he must have done it on purpose.
Yan Shuo slandered, but fortunately, the expressions of each other were very vague.
Shen Ze spoke first and explained, "Your cell phone was ringing just now."
"?" Yan Shuo was confused, "I turned off the mute."
Shen Ze didn't change his face: "But it's on, and the breathing light keeps on, it's too dazzling."
Yan Shuo: "..."
So you woke me up because of this? The excuse could be even more fake.
In the end, Shen Ze didn't finish: "Look at the news, whoever came to you so late may have something urgent."
"..." Yan Shuo was so sleepy that he couldn't care less about it, so he looked at his phone helplessly.
As soon as the lock screen is turned on, the QQ interface is in sight. Sure enough, there is new news——
Annoyed: "I didn't ask you to confess."
Annoying: "?"
Annoyed: "Why don't you talk anymore?"
Very annoying: "Are you sleeping? Sleeping without saying hello, can you be a little polite? Wake up."
Very annoying: "Okay, let me say a few last words. We have been together for two years. He has been single and has no interest in you. It means that he will not be interested in you in the future. If you really confess, the scene must be embarrassing. Why bother yourself Do you also embarrass the other party? Isn’t it good to be a good colleague?”
Annoyed: "You don't need to thank me, we met by chance, and we are connected by the Internet, cherish this relationship."
Yan Shuo: "..."
Day of the dog.
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small theater:
Shen Ze and Yan Shuo actually did this kind of thing in full view
Forum Home>Entertainment Edition—
The official blog of Superstar released the first trailer! Shock! Shen Ze and Yan Shuo actually did this kind of thing in full view...》
LZ: [Video Link] My God! ! ! ! ! Come and have a taste! ! ! so sweet! ! ! ! Blinking is real! ! ! ! !
1L: ? ? ? is there something wrong with the title
2L: Don’t turn it on if there is no wifi, wait for a class representative to summarize
3L: It's just a dish, I thought it was some kind of shocking giant candy, why are the glittering fans so surprised? never seen the world
4L: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a hammer
5L: Yueshi navy is here again
6L: ... Speechless, who the hell is flashing sour, every post about eating candy comes in ky, faster than fans
7L: It’s still a question, a certain demolition house- -
8L: 55555 is so sweet, cold CP also has spring QAQ
9L: Raise your hand weakly and ask, is this the first candy that flickers...
10L: No way, how can it be so miserable
11L: Here I come! ! ! Wherever there is flickering, there is me! ! ! ! ! what! ! ! Add food! Hand pick vegetables! Rounding up is feeding with your own hands! Wouldn't that be equivalent to feeding by mouth? ! God! Blink actually kissed! ! Do you still want to go to bed? ! No, there are too many people at the dinner table, mom doesn't allow you to mess around! ! ! You are still young! ! ! Pay attention to me! ! !
12L: (Reply to 9L) It seems so, before Shen Ze and Yan Shuo had no interaction...
13L: I didn’t interact with each other before, but now I suddenly give out sugar, and the business is really hammered
14L: Aunt Li is really vicious. Seeing that the double words are cold, she immediately arranges to flash
15L: (reply to 11L) Sister exclamation point is here again
16L: I've always been curious, is Miss Exclamation a real fan or a makeup fan
17L: Down with the feudal parents! Down with Li Linjia!
18L: real fan
19L: Why? Talking about sailors and makeup fans every day, are we not allowed to have real fans
20L: (Reply 9L) It’s not the first sugar, I vaguely remember tens of thousands of years ago, there seems to be some sugar, I can’t remember clearly
21L: Tens of thousands of years ago, it was so miserable
22L: [Yanyanbang will add vegetables.gif]
23L: I can't accept ysgg's punishment!
24L: I can't accept ysgg's punishment!
25L: I can't accept ysgg's punishment!
26L: ...
27L: Don't swipe the screen with flashing powder = =
28L: Wow, cut it into a GIF and slow down the CP feeling so strong, Yan Yan's smile, and the way he looks at Brother Ze are full of love! Poke up Poke up QAQ
29L: Yanshou is super delicious! Just imagine, the gentle and beautiful Captain was pressed on the sofa by Brother Ze [beep] until he cried, trembling while crying, his two long legs softly wrapped around Ze Brother's waist, collapsed by [beep], his legs slipped Come down, whimper and beg for mercy...
30L: ...
31L: Gentle and beautiful
32L: Fuck, suddenly get on the highway
33L: Don’t be like this, be too explicit and be careful when fans report you
34L: Your Majesty, the Qing Dynasty is dead, and you are still talking about gentle characters
35L: Passers-by strayed in, so the flickering is this style of painting? It's a bit different than I imagined...
36L: No! Blink is a double-A! Refuse to weaken OOC!
37L: Obviously it’s this kind of painting style—struggling all night, afterward, posting words on Weibo: sz’s movements are stiff, making love with him is like doing radio gymnastics
38L: Hahahahahahaha
39L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
40L: too real
41L: Hahahahahahaha crazy!
42L: I am Yan Shuo's trumpet, and I prove it is true!
43L: Hahahahaha radio gymnastics memes can't get through...
44L: [Photo of Shen Ze's abdominal muscles.jpg]
45L: [Shen Ze has long legs.jpg]
46L: [Shen Zewaist.jpg]
47L: [Shen Ze profile.jpg]
48L: Here is a picture for you to wake up. With such a good looks and such a figure, who would not want to do radio gymnastics on the bed with him
49L: One additional sheet, [Shen Zenose.jpg]
50L: Nose hahahahahahaha what are you implying!
51L: I heard that men with straight noses have big penis, and their words are good sex/blessings, mom, don’t worry!
52L: ? ?
53L: Hahahahaha
54L: Be careful, don’t attract fans, I don’t want to see Wei fans scolding the street every day
55L: Don't be afraid, when the superstar starts broadcasting, the world will be dominated by cpf
56L: Unless you get the certificate directly like Bai Fangshi and Sheng Yue, you are probably living in a dream
57L: ...