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The family planning office is located in the southwest corner of the town government compound, back to back with the luxury suite of the guest house. There are four rooms in total. Counting from east to west, the first one is the office of Deputy Mayor Li. There is another office in the pink house of the party committee and government, which he visits occasionally), the second is the office of Chen Jing, director of the Family Planning Office, and the third is the office of Wang Dalong, the accountant of the Family Planning Office, and Zhou Mei, the cashier. , the fourth room is a large and spacious office with six desks and a large stove in the middle of the floor where the rest of the Family Planning Office work. This large office is the busiest place in the town government compound. It is also a transfer station for information, because it is in a special position far away from the leaders, so everyone likes to gather here to chat, talk about things, and even vent their anger. Since Xue Bing was assigned here, the cleanliness of this office has become Xue Bing's responsibility as if by convention. She comes to this office early every day, sits down quietly to read after cleaning, and rarely She strikes up a conversation with people, so she doesn't fit in with the surrounding atmosphere. She is a different kind here, and everyone recognizes a nerd. She also finds it strange that people here generally don't like reading, and they often sneer at people like her who love books.
Many people gathered in the family planning office that day, including Hu Ping from the forestry station, Wang Dalong, the accountant of the family planning office, and Yang Zhenhai, the most senior cadre of the family planning office. Several men gathered around the stove with red-hot hooks, like those drug addicts. Same as Potassium Sodium Potassium. The medical name of An Na Potassium is amphetamine, which is a kind of central nervous system stimulant and antidepressant drug. The pharmacy sells it as a colorless drug, which must be boiled until it becomes solid before inhalation. Wang Dalong is a master at boiling An Na Potassium. He often carries a few white balls of sodium potassium in his arms. As long as he is around, everyone will snatch them from him and smoke them. Several men are having a good time. Suddenly, Deputy Mayor Li opens the door and enters. Wang Dalong puts it down immediately. With the "drug-taking" belongings in his hand, he moved a chair and said with a smile: "The leader is here, come and take a couple of mouthfuls." Deputy Mayor Li patted Wang Dalong on the forehead and said with a smile: "You boy, once you have Just smoke this when you are free, be careful to get addicted, and I will go to the countryside with me later." After that, Deputy Mayor Li sat down on the chair brought by Wang Dalong, and picked up the small paper roll they had just used. With the tube in his mouth, Wang Dalong hastily crushed a sodium potassium ammonium, put it on tin foil, handed it to Deputy Mayor Li, and carefully handed it to Li the red-hot iron fire hook. The deputy mayor, deputy mayor Li sucked it up happily, took a sip of the water that Wang Dalong had prepared, and then opened his mouth and let out a "ha", as if it was very refreshing, then got up and said: " Let's go, Dalong." As soon as Deputy Mayor Li and Wang Dalong went out, Hu Ping said: "This Dalong, his flattery is becoming more and more delicate." Yang Zhenhai said with a mocking smile: "Since Wang Dalong gave Deputy Li After the mayor took the fart responsibility, he became the tail of the deputy mayor Li." Everyone laughed, only Xue Bing was confused and didn't know what the "fart responsibility" was. Hu Ping turned his head and looked Seeing Xue Bing, he said with a smirk: "Xiao Xue, do you know the story of 'Fart Blame'? Let Brother Yang tell you." Yang Zhenhai smiled and said: "Xiao Xue, you'd better hold on, don't Laugh! Listen to me tell you the story."
"Once, the county notified the Provincial Family Planning Bureau to come to inspect the work, and Deputy Mayor Li called everyone to have a meeting in this office." Yang Zhenhai coughed, imitating the tone of Deputy Mayor Li, and said like a commentary: " Everyone went to the countryside this afternoon, asked the super-birth households to lock the doors, and asked a few obedient women to tell them that our family planning office will check the pregnancy once a quarter, and the one-child fee will be paid monthly. Remember, let them Say what you should say, don't talk too much when you shouldn't say it, "Yang Zhenhai changed his tone and said:" Deputy Mayor Li was talking, when suddenly, a loud fart forced his way out, only listening to 'cuckoo Son...... With a sound of ga', everyone covered their mouths and secretly laughed, only Chen Jing didn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud, and everyone followed suit, only to see Deputy Mayor Li blushed and paused in her speech For a few seconds, Dalong, who was sitting next to Deputy Mayor Li, was respectfully recording, afraid of missing any instructions from the leader, said seriously, "I'm just farting, what's so funny about you, there is no living person who doesn't fart." When Wang Dalong was about to give a long speech on the function of farts in the human body, Deputy Mayor Li coughed twice and said, 'Dalong, what are you doing?' and then continued to speak." Yang Zhenhai spoke vividly, and stood on the ground dancing and doing movements, which made everyone laugh. Xue Bing couldn't help but leaned on the table, "slightly...slightly...slightly...slightly... . . . " laughed out two tears.
"Old Yang, you are so old, what are you making up, you?" Chen Jing finally stopped laughing and said.
"I'm not talking nonsense, isn't this the real thing? Isn't it because you laughed that the story was introduced?" Yang Zhenhai said with a smile.
"Brother Yang, can't you tell some elegant stories in front of beautiful college students?" Hu Ping teased.
"Obviously you instigated me to tell it, what's wrong, I will tell this story in my life!" Yang Zhenhai said, and laughed "hahaha" after speaking.
"Dare to speak ill of the leader behind his back, I think you are the top of the cucumber - want to stop"; Hu Ping laughed.
"He scolded the court behind his back, what's wrong!? What's wrong with talking bad about the leader!? Don't let me earn the wages of these two starving people, at worst, I won't be an official in my life." Yang Zhenhai said with a look of disdain.
"Hey, I still want to be an official. If you offend the leader, be careful that you can't even be an ordinary cadre. If you give you small shoes to wear, you won't be killed." Hu Ping said.
"What's the matter, could it be that you are going to sue, boy, and you won't be rewarded if you sue." Yang Zhenhai put away his smile and said.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Brother Yang, you were just kidding, why did you get serious, you forgot, we are water in a river."
"Hahaha" Yang Zhenhai smiled and said, "Am I annoyed because of this? Besides, he punished me? How did he punish me? I didn't embezzle or break the law, how could he punish me? The rabbit bit someone in a hurry But he has to be careful, he goes to work alone, where did he get the money to buy land in the county? Where did the fines from the family planning office go, and he and Dalong hugged each other, huh!" Yang Zhenhai became more and more angry. , sat angrily by the fire.
Sitting on the sidelines reading the newspaper, Lao Cheng, who had been silent for a while, said, "Hey! I haven't been paid for half a year, and the salary that wouldn't starve me will starve me to death."
Lao Cheng is in his fifties. He used to work as a collective worker and later became a cadre with establishment. He is the only one working at home, and he has two children who are in school.
"Isn't your family still planting land? No matter what, there are two grains, right?" Hu Ping said.
"Planting a few acres of dry land and relying on the sky to eat, how much harvest can you get?";. Old Cheng said. "Hey, I have to find another way to earn some money." Old Cheng said again.
"Hey! How can I make money?" Yang Zhenhai said with a sigh.
When it came to the topic of making money, the men seemed to be in a heavy mood. They all suppressed their smiles and smoked sullenly. After a while, the men left one by one.