Heilong pulled Phoenix's hand away from him and said word by word, "Now that you have a human body, you can't do this anymore."
"why?"
"Didn't I ask Xuanwu to teach you human etiquette, didn't he tell you?" Heilong tore off his robe from the shelf, revealing his sturdy chest. Phoenix's fingers moved, and his body reacted ahead of his brain, and hugged him like a hungry tiger rushing towards food. Black Dragon.
Heilong seemed to have expected it long ago, grabbing a wrist with one hand and pushing her a little further.
"It's not that he didn't teach me," Phoenix stomped his feet angrily, "I didn't go, he was always so fierce to me, or would you teach me?"
"I don't have time." Heilong adjusted his robes and went out. Fenghuang chased after him and chatted endlessly, finally making Heilong impatient, he stopped in the corridor and looked back at her.
"You really want me to teach you?"
The Phoenix chicken nodded as if pecking at the rice, and the black dragon slammed her into a tight hug. Phoenix's heart skipped a beat in his deep, hoarse voice: "Do you know what this is called?"
Phoenix frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly said, "This is called indecent assault." She put her hand on Heilong's chest: "Wow, big stupid dragon, your heartbeat is so fast!"
Heilong grabbed her hand, looked left and right, and then reprimanded in a low voice, "Since you know it's indecent, don't touch it."
"But Grandpa Xuanwu's indecent assault usually happens when a man treats a woman. Is it also called indecent assault if I touch you?"
There was a trace of unnaturalness on Hei Long's handsome face, and he let go of Phoenix and said softly, "Naturally.
Phoenix nodded, seemingly understanding, and Heilong continued to walk forward. She was about to follow, but her arm was suddenly hooked.
The old man Xuanwu was short in stature, and he was holding a cane and hooking Fenghuang's arm: "I told you to copy the characters, you hide here! This old man wants to treat you well, come with me!"
Heilong looked back and saw this scene, and chuckled: "It's just right, punish her well."
Phoenix looked at the figure of the black dragon walking further and further away, and shouted in shock, "Help the big stupid dragon, Grandpa Xuanwu insulted me!"
As soon as the words fell, the maids and Xuanwu around them almost fell down.
The old man Xuanwu turned his head angrily, and the scar on his left eye seemed to add to his anger: "This word is not used like this! Extend the palm of your hand!"
The phoenix stretched out his palm pitifully, and the old man Xuanwu slammed on it with his crutch. Her delicate palms turned red instantly, Phoenix shook his hands in pain, and Xuanwu snorted coldly, "This is my rule, since you follow me and do things like people, you have to listen to me!"
In Xuanwu's study, Fenghuang was learning to read and recognize sentences, with the toad spirit and the dog demon as accompanying readings, and occasionally, the old master Xuanwu gave him a beating.
"I will test you now, what does it mean to be proud without being proud, and to be powerful without being favored?" Elder Xuanwu asked with his back to them with a cane.
Fenghuang sat on the ground with a writing brush, with a low table in front of him, with a bitter look on his face. Next to them were the toad spirit and the dog demon, who were also pressed to the ground and sat with pained faces. Phoenix couldn't understand Xuanwu's question, so he quickly winked at Da Huanglu.
It happened that Xuanwu turned back and saw the three of them whispering, and they all rewarded them with a beating.
"The meaning of this sentence is that you can't be proud just because you are talented, and you can't be proud of it because of—" Old Master Xuanwu's tone suddenly became heavier, staring at the Phoenix: "It's even more important not to be pretentious because of being favored."
The dog demon and the toad spirit nodded in understanding at the same time, but the phoenix, in the fog, scratched his head and asked, "Does it mean to be a blessing..."
Xuanwu was almost knocked down by her angrily, and he reprimanded for being stupid several times. Toad Essence was afraid that Phoenix would be beaten again, so he quickly said: "I will give an example to Sister Phoenix! When the snake spirit pulls out the peacock demon's feathers and makes a fan, it is a blessing. When my sister saw the word 'boiled frog in warm water' in an ancient book, she wanted to try it on me, and it was also a blessing!"
The dog demon nodded in agreement: "Because Green is a toad, and there's more! My sister carried Grandpa Xuanwu on her back last time, and wanted to use Grandpa's tortoise shell for divination while Grandpa was sleeping... uh..."
Before the dog demon was finished, the toad spirit jumped up and kicked it down. The toad spirit whispered viciously, "Don't need this!" Then he looked at the old master Xuanwu with a flat face: "That's right."
Seeing Fenghuang's sudden realization, Xuanwu turned his back with a headache: "Although it's a bunch of nonsense, it's not unreasonable, so let's understand it for now."
Fenghuang said solemnly: "So it's called being intimidating. I thought it was bullying you. Don't worry, Da Huanglu, I will definitely restrain myself in the future."
The toad spirit happily shouted long live her sister, but when she was jumping, she bumped her head into the low table in front of Phoenix, fell to the ground, stuck her tongue out, and passed out. The old man Xuanwu took the opportunity to point at the toad spirit with his crutch: "Do you know what this is called, it's called extreme happiness and sadness!"
The phoenix and the dog demon laughed together, and the rare old master Xuanwu also smiled, and then quickly covered up his serious expression.
The black dragon outside the window saw it and smiled.
It turns out that there is really a place in this world where he can relax as soon as he sees it. Even if he has to face more difficult things, the mood at this moment is like a clear sky, even if it is a dark cloud, it is also plated with a layer of gold. side.
When Phoenix came back from Xuanwu in the evening, Xuanwu still didn't forget to give her a box of plaster to relieve swelling and pain.
Toad Jing sighed with emotion: "Don't look at how fierce Grandpa Xuanwu usually is, but he is a cold-faced and kind-hearted person. I am afraid that when he beats his sister, his old man will also feel distressed."
Fenghuang was so moved that she almost burst into tears. She thought that Xuanwu had never liked her very much, especially after the Thor incident.
The last time Lei Shen was killed, I don't know what Ting planned. After the thirty-six generals of the Thunder Department fled in a hurry, no news came from Ting.
Beneath the too calm surface lies the impending violent storm.
Since Baxia was released from the seal, she has been wandering around the sea all day long. Phoenix has also fulfilled her promise to send a batch of fat and delicious fish every few days. Baxia occasionally dances with the fish, occasionally sticks his head out of the sea to watch the sunset, and his life is really moist and comfortable.
It's just that when Heilong asked him where the water officer was going, he couldn't answer one, two or three. He didn't even know if he had eaten the water officer. After all, when he was at the bottom of the cave, he opened his mouth and a large number of fish poured in, maybe it was mixed with the water officer.
Although Phoenix lives a carefree life every day, he can see a bit of melancholy from the occasional deep frown of Heilong's brows.
Killing God is bound to be difficult to solve...
On this day, Phoenix was reading a book in Heilong's bedroom, and I don't know where the toad spirit found a book of human words. The feelings on it were written in lingering sorrow. For the first time, Fenghuang had a preliminary understanding of the word love.
Suddenly, there was a rustling sound outside the window, and it seemed that something came over lightly. Hearing that the voice did not sound like a black dragon, Phoenix raised his voice: "Big Yellow Green, is that you?"
There was no response outside, only the evening wind swayed the open door curtain slightly.
Phoenix quietly got out of bed, and also approached the door with light steps and holding his breath. Before she could open the curtain to see who was going to make trouble, a brown figure suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, a half-human tall weasel standing upright in front of her, with a pair of slender eyes flashing sinister light. The weasel smiled strangely, and Phoenix's scalp exploded when he saw it.
Thinking of the words of the black dragon, the group of weasels will come to take revenge.
She was naturally not afraid, and even had some anger. The weasel almost ate her back then! She didn't go to them for this hatred, yet they dared to come!
The phoenix twitched his fingers, and the flames suddenly rose at the fingertips, reflecting her beautiful face. Seeing that she was not afraid, the weasel was a little scared.
"Damn weasel, I've roasted you all and hung it on the iron siege!" The flame in her hand rushed past, and the weasel couldn't avoid being hit in the tail, and cried out in pain.
He didn't expect Phoenix to be so powerful when he had a human body, and he quickly turned around and used all four of his legs to run away.
The phoenix pursued relentlessly, and the flames in his hands chased after the weasels fleeing in front of them.
However, what she didn't notice was that a large fireball was falling, landing on the roof of the side hall, the wooden beams and the sparse trees in the courtyard, and the fire spread quickly.
She had just acquired her own body, and she did not use her spiritual power well enough to control even ordinary phoenix fires.
Heilong was discussing matters in the main hall, and suddenly heard someone shouting from outside: "It's not good!" Several guarded goblins rushed in from outside, with black ashes on their faces: "Emperor, there's a fire outside!"
Heilong's heart was inexplicably tense, he leaned out, and he didn't notice the anxiety in his tone: "Good words, where is the fire!?"
"It's the side hall where Sister Phoenix lives! The fire is so intense that a few waterwheels can't hold it back!"
Heilong snapped the book closed and quickly walked down the front hall, while arranging everyone to put out the fire, he walked outside the hall.
The snake spirit and the flower demon let people carry the ghost car to the sea to pick up the tyrant, and the rest have already gone out with the black dragon.
As soon as they ran to the side hall, they saw Fenghuang climb up the roof with both hands and feet, and in front of them lay a smoked weasel who couldn't open his eyes.
"Haha, I told you to run! Now you can't run! Cough cough..." Fenghuang herself was suffocated by the smoke. Just when she was so stunned, her feet slipped and she rolled down from the roof.
He meows! Since I became a human, I can't even hang the roof! Today is different from the past, can human claws be compared with chicken claws
It was late, but it was fast, and suddenly a heavy rain fell. The raindrops were astonishingly large, and suddenly one of them smashed into Phoenix's eyes. Suddenly, there were flowers in front of her, and she couldn't see anything clearly.
When she came back to her senses, she was already curled up in a ball and nestled in Heilong's arms.
The black dragon hangs in the air, wearing a purple cloak adorned with rain, it is faintly black, and the raindrops roll down from the corners of his black eyebrows, winding down along the handsome outline. Phoenix looked up stupidly, just in line with his downward gaze. His eyes have always been cold, but now there is a seven-point murderous look in this coldness...
She shuddered, and immediately turned her eyes away guiltily.
Ba lay down on the tablet, and Shi Shiran was pushed over by more than a dozen goblins. He wiped the corners of his lips: "It's good enough, when I came out, I thought I didn't absorb enough water, and I kept holding it all the way. I didn't dare to open my mouth."