With the approaching of the ghost banquet in the half underworld in July, more and more ghosts and spirits came from all directions. They are either the gods who protect one side, or the spirits with deep Taoism, and many of them are eccentric and crazy.
For example, this old Miao man who was leaning against Meng Eqi's door and was about to touch porcelain.
"If you don't give me a bite to eat today! Then I'll just stay here and stay!" The old man was not tall, and was squatting at the door in his purple clothes.
Meng Qiqi saw an angry gray-haired old man outside: "What is he doing! I'm trying to find fault, my things have just been removed!"
The father-in-law of the land stretched his head and glanced at him: "Old Master Yin of the Miao ethnic group, outsiders call him a Gu God. He can turn the dead alive and put the living to death. It's amazing! It's just that he's a rogue, and he doesn't have any other hobbies, just love to eat."
Chenghuang Gong nodded deeply: "I heard that he used to fight with his enemies before, but he was subdued by using glutinous rice cakes as bait. The glutinous rice cakes got stuck in his throat, and Mr. Yin passed out of breath before he was caught."
I really like it when I hear it...
But she has no food left! What's the use of looking for her! Meng Eqi waved his hand irritably: "Drive him away, I have nothing to eat here, ask him if he wants to chew on the bark!"
As soon as she finished speaking, old man Yin rushed to her window at some point, and raised his gray eyebrows: "You girl, why do you have to chase people away every time? I think your house is huge. , how come there is no food at all? Don't everyone in your house have to eat!"
Meng Eqi replied angrily: "Didn't you see someone leaving in a cart just now, they were all moved away."
Riyoushen raised his head proudly and said in agreement, "That's right, didn't you see it!? All of our sister Meng's sweethearts took it away!"
Meng Qiqi pressed Riyoushen's head on the table with one palm: "Let you talk more!"
"Oh hoho," Old Man Yin laughed twice and said clearly, "Is it my sweetheart?"
After that, he stroked his beard inexplicably confidently, walked from the window to the door, and swaggered into Meng Qiqi's house. Then he sat at the table, poured a cup of tea, and sipped it leisurely.
This old man really didn't consider himself an outsider! Meng Qiqi hung his fist above Riyoushen's head and said viciously: "Go out quickly after drinking tea, or else you will end up with him!"
The god of Japanese tours screamed in cooperation.
Old Man Yin glanced sideways, his eyes shining brightly, he put down the tea cup, and cocked his legs: "I see the battle just now, is the girl annoying for her sweetheart?"
Meng Eqi saw him with a wicked smile, only to feel that his mind was seen through, and he was about to kick him out.
Old Man Yin was clinging to the door frame and shouted, "I have a way to make him die on you! Don't push me, girl!"
Meng Qiqi opened his fingers one by one, holding the door frame, and instructed General Xuehe and the boy of good and evil to drag Old Man Yin's legs outside the door.
Old man Yin didn't give up, and still said loudly: "Don't forget who I am! As long as I take action, he will ignore you today, and tomorrow he will be eager to you. If you don't believe me, let me try it!"
"Who cares that he treats me so earnestly! Someone who doesn't even feel bad for me on a hunger strike! What's the use of taking more panacea!"
"You're a real girl! Believe me, it won't happen again. I tell you, as long as I make a fool of myself, I will ensure that the two of you will naturally fall in love. Why do you need so many tricks!"
Just as old man Yin finished, there was a 'tear' sound from his pants.
Meng Eqi stopped, and General Xuehe and the boy of good and evil looked at each other and pointed at each other sharply: "He did it!"
Meng Qiqi didn't get angry, but pondered for a while, and finally asked: "Is it really in love? It's not because of your Gu that he likes me? What I want is pure and natural, from the heart."
"Don't worry," Old Man Yin assured him, "Absolutely start from the heart, don't be fooled!"
Meng Eqi looked at him dubiously, thinking about what she had not tried anyway? She's even changed bodies twice, what's more unfortunate that she hasn't encountered before? Moreover, although this Gu God looks very unreliable, he does have some real skills, so let's just give it a try. Even if he doesn't succeed, there's nothing wrong with him. Anyway, he's about to be reincarnated and start his second life.
So Meng Qiqi hurriedly invited old man Yin into the house, old man Yin glanced proudly at General Xuehe and the boy of good and evil: "Don't hurry and put on the old man's pants!"
The two quickly picked up his pants and followed him in step by step.
"Get the things out soon, I don't have much time!" Meng Qiqi said impatiently.
Old Man Yin decided that Meng Eqi would definitely give it a try, so he began to sell the guanzi, he closed his eyes and shook his head: "I'm hungry, so I don't have a good memory. I can't remember where the gu was placed, so I'll look back. If I give you a mistake, it's not easy to spread."
Meng Eqi gritted her teeth and glanced at him, but thinking of Sheng Jiayan, she finally swallowed her breath.
"Okay, turn your back!"
Old Man Yin turned around suspiciously, and Meng Qiqi hurriedly pulled General Xuehe to his side, and said in a low voice, "Take out the pancakes you have hidden!"
General Xuehe covered his heart in shock: "No, that's my last grain of food!"
"Come on!" Meng Qiqi squeezed his fists and creaked: "Otherwise I'll beat you into meat pie and give it to him!"
General Xuehe couldn't, so he had to take off his shoes in grief, and pulled out a stack of square pancakes from the bottom of the insole. As soon as he took off his shoes, everyone hurriedly covered their noses. Old Man Yin sat in front of him and smelled it. He frowned and said, "What's the smell? Girl, did your chamber pot fall down?"
"No," Meng Eqi handed the pancakes to him with a handkerchief: "This is the last bit of food I have hidden. Don't think it's a little bit, and it tastes very strange. In fact, this kind of thing is in the underworld, and most people eat it. No. Because one bite can guarantee that you will not be hungry for a month, although it is not something that greatly increases mana, it is still a treasure after all.”
"There are such strange things in the underworld?!" The old man Yin was shocked, he took the pancake like a baby and sniffed carefully: "The taste is really charming, I feel sore eyes before I eat it, I want to shed tears!"
After all, he saw General Xuehe biting his sleeve and burst into tears, and couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with him?"
Meng Qiqi blocked the old man Yin's sight and laughed dryly: "He has never eaten, so he cried jealously."
Old man Yin smiled proudly, bit on the pancake, and deliberately shouted at General Xuehe. General Xuehe wanted to rush up to fight for life and death, but was held down by everyone and could not move. Meng Qiqi shoved the handkerchief into General Xuehe's mouth, only to hear him constantly struggling.
In the end, Old Man Yin finally finished the pancake. He patted his bulging belly and praised: "Yes, it is indeed a good thing. After eating it, I am not hungry anymore, and I even feel a little sick. Did I eat too much?"
Meng Qiqi looked at his face that was gradually turning blue, and coughed twice: "Maybe yes, I forgot to tell you to eat slowly! Okay, can you give me your Gu now?"
Old Man Yin glanced at her and sighed: "I originally wanted to eat and left, but you are so infatuated with Lord Yama. That's all, I'll give it to you."
Well, he took off his hat, exposing his bald head. Old Man Yin pulled out a boxy box from his hat and handed it to Meng Qiqi: "I only have this one. The book is pressed under the box, you will understand when you read it."
After all, he got up and patted his clothes and put on his hat again: "I'm a little dizzy after eating your cake, now I have to go out for a walk to digest."
Unexpectedly, just as he stood up, he fainted in the dark.
Riyoushen took out a notebook to record: "Gu God is currently the last person to faint after eating the pancakes in General Xuehe's shoes, setting a new record in the underworld."
Meng Qiqi sat by the bed and opened the box. There was a worm curled up in the box. The thumb was big and crystal clear. She carefully pushed the worm away and took out a piece of use Minglai from under its butt.
Meng Qiqi pondered on Mingshu for a long time, his face became heavier and heavier, and finally he summoned Riyoushen Yeyoushen to him: "Ari and Aye, although I have messed up all the things I asked you two to do. But this This time... I have a more difficult task for you. This task is related to my happiness, and also concerns the life and death of both of you, so if you don't do it well this time, you won't come back alive."
The two held their breath at the same time: "Sister please."
"Give me a hair of Your Majesty."
"..." To get a piece of Sheng Jiayan's hair is undoubtedly plucking the hair on the tiger's butt, and breaking ground on Tai Sui's head! The wandering gods looked at each other day and night, and they all saw the words in each other's eyes—life is soon.
Meng Eqi flicked her nails and said indifferently, "Of course, if you don't go, I can only tell Your Majesty that Ah Ye went to steal old things from Yue, and Ah Zhou went to get banned drugs."
"Sister! Let's go! We must not disgrace our mission!"
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The next morning, only twos and threes of ghosts roamed the streets.
At this time, there were two sneaky figures squatting outside the Liao Yang Palace, wandering around the door.
Yes, day and night wandering gods are waiting for Sheng Jiayan to go to court.
Riyoushen took a bite of the freshly baked pancake fruit and frowned. This morning, he deliberately asked the boss to add an extra egg, but now it tastes nothing but tasteless, hey, people have grown up and have more troubles, the simplicity of the past The happiness is gone forever!
"Ari," Yeyoushen said with a bitter face, "what should we do in a while?"
Riyoushen patted his good brother on the shoulder: "Don't be afraid, look at me for a while and act. After my sister gave me the task yesterday, I sighed and worked hard all night, and I didn't sleep all night, and finally I came up with a wonderful method. ."