Meng Po’s Husband Chasing Diary

Chapter 9: Lustful Zhong Kui

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Sheng Jiayan twitched the corners of his mouth, "Are you sure you want this king to eat?"

Meng Qiqi nodded frantically.

Who knew that Sheng Jiayan closed the box arrogantly, "Take it back, this king will not use it."

Meng Eqi is anxious, is there really any problem with this medicine pill? ! Did Sheng Jiayan see something but didn't tell her, thinking of this, she couldn't give up, she tried her best to pester Sheng Jiayan to eat another one, but the latter was unmoved.

In the end, Meng Qiqi could only return in disappointment.

When she returned to her residence, she even felt that she was not far from death. This Sheng Jiayan is too much, there must be something wrong with the medicinal pill, otherwise why would he dare not eat it!

So Meng Eqi called her dog-headed military advisors again, and a few of them gathered together to discuss how to make the King of Hell eat this elixir.

"Knock him unconscious! Forcibly put it in!" General Xuechi suggested, and was beaten madly by Meng Eqi.

The boy of good and evil suggested, "Mix in the wine!"

This is a good way, but first Sheng Jiayan hardly drinks much, and second, even if a bead that size is mixed in the wine, he will still notice it spit out when he drinks it in his mouth!

Riyoushen smacked his forehead, "Why don't you grind it into a snack and give it to Your Majesty?"

Everyone immediately looked at him with glowing eyes, and Meng Qiqi took him by the shoulders, "Okay, Ah Zhou, I don't usually see it, but I didn't expect you to be reliable at critical moments."

Riyoushen scratched the back of his head embarrassedly.

After the plan was formulated, Meng Eqi couldn't wait to start implementing it. She knew that Sheng Jiayan would eat the steamed sweet cheese made by Zhong Kui of Huangquan Restaurant every day, and Zhong Kui was considered a strange person. Long ago, he was known as the King of Ghosts, and he was invincible and invincible in the three worlds, but now the mortal world is gradually settled and peaceful, and his kung fu is useless. So I went to Huangquan Restaurant to work as a part-time pastry chef. According to his pastry certificate, he was tested in court with the God of Cookery.

If Meng Eqi can convince Zhong Kui and let him crush the balls to make candied cheese, then everyone will be very happy!

Meng Qiqi caught Zhong Kui in the female ghost brothel. She kicked open the door of the private room with one foot, so frightened that Zhong Kui raised a knife to guard against it, thinking that it was an enemy chasing him. Not only did he not breathe a sigh of relief until he saw that it was the female devil Meng Qiqi, he asked even more fearfully, "Mengba, what do you want to do!"

Zhong Kui is not as fangs and blue-faced as the mortal legend, but looks like a literati with high eyebrows and suave.

Meng Qiqi walked in, and the ghost prostitutes in the house were driven away like the autumn wind swept away the leaves.

"I want you to help me with something." Meng Qiqi said so.

"What's the matter!?" Zhong Kui tightened his collar vigilantly.

"Help me knead this into powder and make it into the sugar steamed cheese that His Majesty eats every day." Meng Qiqi took out the box with a malicious smile, and Zhong Kui's scalp felt numb when he saw it.

Zhong Kui was about to refuse subconsciously, "That's not good, that's Your Majesty, how can I help you poison him!"

Meng Qiqi was angry, "Who is this poison!" Although it may be poison, "No matter, if you don't help me, I will put you in the brothel where you insulted me in the streets and alleys. Yes! Let's see if the people in the underworld will let go of you, the frivolous ghost king!"

She stopped, deliberately pulling her clothes down a bit.

Zhong Kui gritted his teeth, "Dang Tang Po, she is so unscrupulous!"

Meng Qiqi narrowed her eyes, "So you don't agree?"