I am God!
This wild and utterly utterly absent-minded speech made the people around him startled.
A few seconds later, there was a burst of laughter from the audience!
"Hahahaha...I heard that right? He actually said he is a god?"
"I really laughed at me. You are a god and you have the ability. You can give me a thunder and see?"
"Yes, if you are really a god, you are still talking with us here? It's a long time ago, and I'm free to go."
Ling Fei couldn't help but shook his head, stupid mortal with a simple vision, can't Ma Yun eat Xiaolongbao?
After two seconds of shock, Monk Cuckoo looked at Ling Fei's eyes with even more disdain.
He pointed to Ling Fei and said coldly to Chu Wenfeng:
"Mayor Chu, this person is either insane, or his brain is flooded. I suggest that he be sent to a mental hospital, or call his family members to come and pick him up."
Ling Fei narrowed his eyes slightly and burst out a hint of killing intent.
"Old bald donkey, are you arrogant?"
Monk Cuckoo's face became cold.
"Who are you scolding?"
"I will scold anyone who answers."
"you--!"
Monk Cuckoo was half-dead with anger, his fists were so clenched, if there were no people around, he would definitely step forward and attack Ling Fei.
Of course, this is also fortunate that there are some people, he has scruples, did not make a move, if he wants to make a real move, it is estimated that it will be even more miserable.
Chu Wenfeng rubbed his temples with a headache, and said:
"Well, Mr. Ling, although you are a distinguished guest of my Chu family, I can't break this project that benefits the people for you. Master Cuckoo, you are looking at my face, and for the time being, put your grievances away. On the one hand. Please also look at it for the sake of the people to solve this demon pillar."
Monk Cuckoo's expression was slightly relieved this time.
He flicked his sleeves and said coldly:
"Humph! If it wasn't for Mayor Chu's face this time, I would never let you blaspheme me like this."
Ling Fei smiled contemptuously.
"Profane you? Are you a fart? Like you, kneeling and begging me, worshiping me as a teacher, I don't even bother to take a look, how can I blaspheme?"
"Good! Good! Good!"
Monk Cuckoo was angrily said three "good" words by Ling Fei.
He held his back with his hands, looked around, turning and talking.
"My Cuckoo monk, I checked Feng Shui with my father at the age of three, and I was able to go alone at the age of seven! At the age of thirteen, I worshipped Master Kumu to learn art. I have read the scriptures and ancient books!"
"At the age of seventeen, I went into the tiger's den alone and solved the snake demon who had cultivated in the Tibetan Dragon Mountain for a hundred years. The big snake had a thick pot mouth and a length of 17 meters. Since then, I have opened my name as Master Cuckoo. Who does not know? dawn?"
"Nineteen years old, a mountain road in the mountains of southern Xinjiang has been in frequent car accidents and hundreds of people have been killed or injured. When I came to the scene, I saw that there was an injustice and I personally performed the rituals. In the past few decades, there have been cases there. A car accident?"
"When I was twenty-five years old, there were savages in Shennong Mountain. I went to check afterwards, but there was a black evil. I used this golden rod to smash the corpse in one battle. Since then, there have been dozens of stables near Shennong Mountain. year."
"When I was 30 years old, Jiangnan had a middle-aged man who lost money repeatedly in business. It was I who helped him see the feng shui at home and helped him clear his fortune. So far, he has become a big boss worth tens of millions. Must go to the temple on the mountain to thank me, which one is less?"
Monk Bu Gu said that he was getting more and more excited, more and more impassioned.
When the people around heard it, they couldn't help but nod their heads and said yes, and showed more admiring gazes.
These things are real people and real things, otherwise, they would not invite Monk Cuckoo to come.
However, just as Monk Cuckoo talked about the rise, Ling Fei threw out a basin of cold water with disdain.
"Those you said are nothing but trivial things, so I am embarrassed to show them off as merits? It's ridiculous."
"you--!"
Monk Cuckoo is so angry that he will come up and beat people!
He stepped forward, pointed at Ling Fei's nose, and shouted:
"Your boy speaks wildly, then let me ask you, what feats have you done? What fame have you made?"
"Can you recite Zhouyi?"
"Can you deduce the gossip formation?"
"Can you open yin and yang eyes?"
"Do you know what Buddhism is boundless, to save sentient beings?"
Ling Fei shook his head helplessly.
"Bald donkey, you make money with Taoist skills, and you have the face to tell me that Buddhism is boundless."
Monk Cuckoo flushed.
"Do you care whether I use Taoism or Buddhism? Lao Na has double cultivation of Buddhism and Taoism, what can you do to me? I can catch demons and exorcise demons, catch ghosts and monsters, what about you? What can you do? Zhou Yi memorized it and listened to it? Gossip Let’s take a look? Let everyone see what you can do!"
Ling Fei held his back with his hands, and there was a touch of indifference in his eyes, not surprised or happy, not angry or worried.
This is the character he has cultivated for many years. With this alone, he will not be disturbed by demons and ghosts, enough to kill these Zhouyi, gossip and the like on the earth.
He looked at the cloth bag monk whose face was flushed, and smiled faintly:
"I don't know what you said."
The Budai monk and the people around him laughed again.
"Hahaha..., neither will this, nor will it, and it is ridiculous to say that I am a god."
Chu Yuxun was a little anxious, what happened to Ling Fei? Why did it seem to be out of order today?
Ling Fei was the only one in the audience who was always leisurely, as if he didn't put all of this in his eyes.
In fact, he does.
How can a super monk who has been cultivating immortals for decades and reaching the realm of transforming gods care about these ordinary people?
That's a drop in value!
After they laughed for a while, Ling Fei spoke and said calmly again:
"The reason why I don't know what you said is because they are all rubbish, and I don't bother to learn them."
In an instant, everyone's smile stopped instantly!
These are the essence of Huaxia for thousands of years. The boy in front of him actually said it was rubbish. It was ridiculous!
But what they didn't know was that the Chinese civilization was thousands of years old, but the cultivation civilization was millions of years old!
Ling Fei and their eyes were not on the same level at all.
Monk Cuckoo's face was extremely cold.
"Mayor Chu, I think this person is a fool full of rhetoric. He just wants to be famous and want to be an Internet celebrity? If you really want me to do it, please expel this person. I don't want to watch it anymore. To him!"
Chu Yuxun hurriedly stepped forward to say something nice.
"Aunt, you can't do this. If you do, it will really happen."
"Enough! Yu Xun, you don't want to go on fooling around, take Mr. Ling and leave."
"Aunt!"
Chu Yuxun still wanted to say something, but Chu Wenfeng's face was stern, and she couldn't let her say more.
Ling Fei shook his head and smiled:
"That's fine, Chu Yuxun, you can see it too. It's not that I don't want to make a move. It's really that people don't like it. Let's go, the cafe should open, let's go drink our coffee."
Ling Fei put his hands in his pockets and was about to leave. Chu Wenfeng looked at his back and couldn't help but shook his head. It seemed that it was necessary to talk to his father so that he would stop being deceived by this liar.