Xu Youyuan's first memorable movie in her entire life was a spy movie.
The protagonist in it drives a helicopter to fight the villain all over the sky, and then leads a rope to fall from the sky and fly outside an office building. For him, gravity is almost non-existent. He can save people while flying over the eaves and walls. Holding the screaming white-collar worker in the office building, he threw it out, and his companions picked up one by one in a plane outside.
Every time someone was flown out, the screams lifted Xu Youyuan's heart.
Of course she knew that everyone would be fine, but the scenes that were too realistic were heart-wrenching and nerve-racking.
Xu Youyuan has always felt that everyone is like her, and likes these thrills, not to mention the "bold" in the dating options, but she scared people away at the beginning, regardless of lost points and dates Reputation, went offline on the spot, and ran away almost without looking back...
Fortunately, I ran away, otherwise, there will be more terrifying difficulties in the future. After playing the whole process, I may not know that the other party will complain and report.
At the beginning, Xu Youyuan still thought whether the date was too stubborn, there are so many people in the world, there must be someone who is really bold and like-minded with her, and she only experienced the beginning of the scene of Fast and Furious 12, which is very realistic Nervous, looking forward to the next episode, eager to experience it.
So she started dating a second person.
This time, this is a hot girl, wearing a black tights, 12 cm high heels, a lot of holes from the ear bone to the lips, opened Xu Youyuan's car door and licked her ears.
Xu Youyuan kept her distance a little uncomfortable, and the other party smiled: "Shy?"
It can be heard that it is a translated electronic sound, and the user himself should be a foreigner.
Xu Youyuan's blood began to boil again, preferably a girl from the fighting nation of Russia, so that she could soar unscrupulously.
Before starting, Xu Youyuan reminded her very cautiously that she would be racing and a series of big escapes in a while, and asked her if she could adapt, don't force it.
In order to prove her strength, the girl directly asked Xu Youyuan to get up and she came to drive.
Xu Youyuan didn't grumble, so she retired to the co-pilot, intending to appreciate the girl's drift.
Soon, the first glacier chase and bombing drama began.
When the hot girl stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and the car was speeding on the vast glacier, even if the driver was a little nervous, Xu Youyuan felt relaxed and happy, and even lifted the top cover of the car and skillfully grabbed it from the bottom of the car. A long cannon was launched and blasted towards the helicopter in the sky.
The loud noise of the helicopter blast made the hot girl almost deaf, and the fragments of sparks slashed on the back of her neck, burning hot.
The hot girl is curious: "How do you know there is a weapon in the car?!"
Xu Youyuan sat back in the passenger car, her hair was blown like waves, and she said excitedly, "I'm familiar with this movie!"
"What movie is this?"
The daring dating scene is that this girl came without knowing anything.
"Fast and Furious 12!"
"12?!" cried the hot girl in the gale, "I've only seen 20! Isn't 12 a movie from the last century!"
Xu Youyuan: "?"
Is there any basic etiquette, although 12 is relatively early, it is a movie she watched when she was a teenager, but it is not from the last century, right? And it's not that she hasn't seen the last few movies of this movie, but she prefers the plot of the Antarctic chase in 12.
Although I don't know the real age of the hottie, it is a clear signal that she is dating a child.
Before there was time to investigate, the child panicked in a series of bombings, driving further and further off the road, about to crash into an iceberg, she actually stepped on the accelerator, the speeding sports car hiss tires under her terrible manipulation Loud, he quickly turned upside down and fell down uncontrollably.
Xu Youyuan, who was hanging upside down in the air, was really helpless, but at this moment, the hot girl with tears on her face gave up the operation completely, and clung to Xu Youyuan's neck tightly, shouting "Mom save me".
Afterwards, Xu Youyuan was very curious to ask the hot girl's age, and the hot girl told her quite indifferently that she was 14 years old.
"14?!" Xu Youyuan thought she had heard it wrong, "You can't register for a dark room at the age of 14!"
"What's the matter, Auntie, you're real." The translation system translated in a very localized way, "There are also 11-year-olds and 12-year-olds who haven't grown their hair all over the ground. What happened to 14-year-olds? You are all 14-year-olds in ancient China. The child is a mother, and it would be too long-winded for me to make an appointment."
Xu Youyuan was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say in the face of the little brat in the new era.
There are only three things, Xu Youyuan is definitely not a person who gives up easily.
But the truth happened to hit her the hardest.
On the next date, a more tragic situation happened. The sister who was dating her vomited directly in the car. Xu Youyuan drove the car to open the roof without breaking up. The ground shook up and down and then swayed left and right, and the terrible liquid was thrown into the car very evenly, covering the glass windows...
After the date, she received a 459-word negative review from her date.
The dark box app reminded her that she should change the way she made friends, and she could contact emotional customer service if necessary.
Xu Youyuan looked at the words "contact customer service" feebly and took off the connector.
Back in reality, she collapsed on the sofa, her eyes straight.
Has love failed her? There are nearly 8 billion people in the world, and this does not include 200 million on the moon and 100 million on Mars. There is no one who can connect to her brain waves.
No, not so, there must be another way.
Xu Youyuan knew that she had not gone the wrong way, but the current "speed" was a little too fast.
Why don't you slow down first to see who gets in the car, and then increase the speed little by little? Or give others a process of adaptation
Xu Youyuan drank a glass of wine, cheered herself up, and entered the dark room again.
For the scene of this date, she did not choose too exciting action films, but chose a love film, a 1995 literary love film, "Love Before Dawn".
Originally, she wanted to choose a movie in the "love" scene to go on a date directly, but the scene library turned over for a long time and none of them was familiar to her. It is worthy of being a famous dating app. Many movies are full of lust after seeing the covers. The old aunt Xu Youyuan doesn't want to date in bed.
Fortunately, the dark room is considerate enough to import movies and automatically generate dating scenes. Xu Youyuan guided "love before dawn".
The progress bar of the system moves forward slowly, and the scene is being generated.
There is also a reason for Xu Youyuan to choose this old movie. This time, she will remind her date before the date what movie the date is about. The 1995 film can largely filter out teenagers who use sex to enter the dark room.
She was hugged and called "Mom" as soon as she was in danger. She didn't want to experience this kind of thing again.
After sending out the dating plan, three people responded to her.
The first person responded almost three seconds after she posted her plan, titled "Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers." The avatar looked a little familiar, with a temperament that she didn't want to touch. And the response was too fast, like waiting for a rabbit, too frivolous, Xu Youyuan pushed her aside without thinking about it.
Among the remaining two, Xu Youyuan chose not to create an avatar, but used a sunset picture as her avatar, nicknamed "Sunset Avenue", a person with a rather ancient temperament.
Since she wants literature and art to the end, she doesn't just like adventure. They met by chance on a train, fell in love at first sight, and then walked, sat, and lied down and talked about life all day. This movie was very popular among literary and young people, and she also liked it.
This date is sure to be a success.
After confirming that the appointment time is 7:30 pm the next day, the system pops up a prompt:
"Dear date initiator Nothing, would you like to have something interesting happen on your date? It might improve your relationship with your date, help you get to know him better, and also surprise you."
Interesting event? It sounded like a very good suggestion, Xu Youyuan clicked "yes".
[System prompt: You are about to enter the love-themed dating scene
Initiator: Nothing
Import Movie: Love Before Dawn
Difficulty: 1.6]
This is a love story about a young American and a French girl who met on a train and fell in love. The two met and got off the train together. They spent a whole day getting to know each other, exchanging views on life, and understanding of the world. Views and meet again in half a year.
There are three films in this movie, and this is the first one full of youth hormones and romance.
Few people can resist the words "love at first sight", especially on an unexpected solo trip. Xu Youyuan also longed for such an adventure when she was young, but it never happened in reality.
At 7:30, the sunset covered the whole city, Xu Youyuan entered the world of the dark room, and went to the appointment on time.
She had a hunch that she would start a wonderful trip to Vienna with "Sunset Boulevard".
"My sister is Sunset Boulevard?" Shi Ye couldn't help but interject.
Xu Youyuan: "Guess."
Entering the dating scene, Xu Youyuan opened her eyes on the train.
She quickly found a date because he was sitting in the seat where the hero should be. It was a very quiet girl, with big red wavy curly hair pouring out of a classic white brim hat and resting on her shoulders. Her red lips were rising quietly, and she also recognized Xu Youyuan.
Everything is very soothing and wonderful, and some sweet tastes climbed Xu Youyuan's heart.
The scenery outside the train is beautiful, and in the quarrel of a couple in the carriage, this love movie is about to unfold slowly.
She was very fortunate that this meeting finally chose the right movie.
Sunset Boulevard is a very temperamental and thoughtful lady. It can be seen from her outfit that she has extraordinary taste.
Xu Youyuan was still sitting in the same place, waiting for the plot to unfold, but Sunset Boulevard stood up and walked towards her.
When she looked up, a pair of azure blue eyes flashed in the sunlight, her thick and slender eyelashes opened and closed following her slight squinting movement, Xu Youyuan even heard the sound of her heart beating.
Just when they were only one step away, there was a sudden bang, and the body of the train shook violently, causing Sunset Boulevard to stumble and almost fall to the side.
Xu Youyuan and she were very puzzled. When they looked out of the car window, they saw a Tyrannosaurus rex staring at them and roaring.
"Huh?" Shi Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking he heard it wrong, "What is it? Tyrannosaurus rex? Is that what I thought?"
"Yes." It can be seen that Xu Youyuan is also helpless, "It's just what you think. It turns out that the interesting events in the dating system mentioned by this stupid dating system are randomly generated according to my own hobbies. It scanned me. My brain, after extracting my hobby, I randomly generated this big surprise. Well, I admit, I like the Jurassic series very much. Every time a movie is released, I watch the giant screen version for the first time, and then when the holographic version comes out I even invited you to visit the venue, remember?"
Shi Ye opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
It is estimated that Xu Youyuan should be the first person to create a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a literary love film.
After listening to it all the way, Shi Ye didn't have any other ideas. He just wanted to give his old friend the three words "Note to Orphans".
Sunset Boulevard was taken out by the Tyrannosaurus Rex who entered through the broken window. It is estimated that the young literary and artistic young man had been swallowed by the dinosaur before he could understand why he had a date with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Then Xu Youyuan received another bad review, and Sunset Avenue complained that Nothing was deliberately tricking, which made it hard to prevent. Playing a game almost scared the urine, causing serious damage to his spirit, and even considering suing him for compensation.
Xu Youyuan was very embarrassed, and took the initiative to buy a bunch of expensive exteriors for them to send in the app, and Sunset Boulevard reluctantly stopped investigating.
Even so, Xu Youyuan's credit points could not be saved. Her credit score dropped from a perfect 5.0 to 4.2, below the average of 4.6, from red to an unpleasant green.
When she submitted her dating application again, she received few responses, mostly spam.
There is no way, the current Xu Youyuan's credit is too low, and the single date cannot be launched smoothly. She can only participate in group blind date activities, have a good date, and brush her credit back.
Shi Ye said: "Well, now I just want to know when Shi Yue will come out."
Xu Youyuan: "You asked me to tell you all the details. Okay, in fact, your precious sister has already appeared. Can you guess who she is?"