Middle-aged Love Patch

Chapter 131

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When Xu Youyuan jumped into the slide, the live broadcast just gave her a shot.

The commentator would like to introduce to you that this is the individual player Nothing. The total output of the three major themes in the qualifiers ranks third in the entire server, and he is a strong contender for the championship. Judging from the official information, this player is very mysterious, with no real information disclosed, and no previous professional game results, but looking at the way she kills ghosts in the horror theme, she should not be a newcomer, it is very likely that she is a great god small.

Xu Youyuan slid down the slide quickly, and the camera moved to the A10 area, where there were two professional players fighting fiercely to enter the next scene.

"Oh my God, Sister Bird is too courageous!"

Si Ye, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the live broadcast of the dark box competition from the TV side, was very frightened when he saw the amazing scene of the deep sea waterfall. Imagine if you were standing on such a high platform, let alone slip, just go to It takes a lot of psychological construction to take a step forward and take a look. Xu Youyuan actually took a water gun and said it.

The live broadcast also cut into a first-person perspective of Xu Youyuan, and the strawberry in Shi Ye's hand almost fell to the ground.

Today is the weekend, and it is also the big day when the dark box competition stage starts. Shi Ye and Afu got up early in the morning and opened the TV APP to wait for the live broadcast to start.

Xu Yishu and Shi's parents also got up early. Both of them were a little unfamiliar with the TV app and didn't know how to do it. Shi Ye and Afu helped to debug the video, and finally got it all before the game started.

"My little heart is still beating!" Shi Ye pinched the strawberry, "and what about Xiaoyue? Why don't you have a shot of her? I don't know what scene she fell into. So nervous... Last night I haven't slept well, so I'm nervous for Sister Bird and Xiaoyue."

Sitting on the side, Afu glanced at the stainless steel pot filled with strawberries like a mountain in Shi Ye's arms, as well as the tea snacks on the coffee table and the piles of snacks on the carpet, shook his head and said:

"I do not believe."

Shi Ye shoved a strawberry into Afu's mouth: "Eat it if you have a mouth, how can you vomit so much."

Xu Yishu in Nanjiang Villa No. 6 really couldn't sit still. The live broadcast saw that he was about to have a heart attack. He stood up and walked around for two times, trying to relieve his emotions a little.

Before the tension in the chest was half relieved, the female commentator said:

"Nothing's luck is not very good. She is located in the central area, and players on both sides can easily attack her."

Another male commentator was also aroused, and his voice increased several degrees: "Yes! And there are players from the UJ team above and on the left and right sides of her! UJ seems to have discovered this too, and seems to have locked on Nothing! UJ Although none of the team's players entered the top 50 in total output in the qualifiers, their overall strength is still very strong, especially in the adventure theme. It's gone!"

Although Xu Youyuan, who was in the game, could not have the perspective of God, she could clearly perceive the urgent atmosphere.

After all, opened the shit ball that had already been sprayed a channel to warn her of an impending danger.

Shit ball and Xu Youyuan slid down together, she looked around to confirm the situation.

On the left is an orange cat nicknamed "1001". This player should have chosen the appearance buff instead of the item.

The player on the right, "This nickname cannot be displayed", did not take the usual posture of sitting on the aisle when sliding down, but was running on the aisle. She carried a huge knife across her back. The size of the knife was several times larger than hers. She could almost stab the player next door without waving it. It was a solid 40-meter knife.

The player "wuro2000" above kept looking down. The two red faces on the paper-white face were particularly striking. Cherry's small mouth was expressionless, and the facial features of the entire face were crooked. This is a dead face, a dead face that Xu Youyuan is very familiar with. She has seen it when she was in Duotou Village. This player wuro2000 should be wearing the appearance of a female ghost Xiaoxiu.

The three of them all stared at themselves, wouldn't they just be caught between the players of the same team.

The levels that each passage has to go through when descending is different. Seeing that Xu Youyuan is about to go under the blade of the kitchen knife ghost, the levels of the other three players are still elsewhere.

This kind of design does not imply that players can fall into the trap at all, it simply pushes the stone directly into the player's arms, causing people to drop it immediately.

The kitchen knife ghost saw that Xu Youyuan was about to arrive, and the flesh on his face was shaking with excitement, and he let out a sharp laugh.

These three people will definitely start when Xu Youyuan passes the kitchen knife ghost level.

Xu Youyuan clenched the water gun filled with super glue, then opened the takeaway toolbox and bought some items.

The take-out toolbox was quickly delivered to the door, and a large take-out box fell on the aisle under Xu Youyuan's feet, and Xu Youyuan opened it while sliding down.

Xu Youyuan bent down, orange cat 1001's vision was blocked by the pipe wall, and she couldn't see what Xu Youyuan bought.

It exchanged glances with wuro2000, who was wearing the appearance of a female ghost Xiaoxiu, and motioned for her to watch. When wuro2000 was about to see it, a black umbrella opened with a bang, wrapping Xu Youyuan inside, completely obscuring the vision of wuro2000.

Can't guess what medicine Xu Youyuan sells in the gourd, Tangerine cat and wuro2000 dare not act rashly, but the "This nickname cannot be displayed" with a big knife on their backs is not so patient!

She is the most annoying person who shows off the mystery, and she is about to reach the level of the kitchen knife ghost. When will she not kill it now

The nickname cannot be displayed. Pull out the big knife on the back and cut it against the umbrella of the black umbrella.

"Wait a minute!" It was too late to stop the orange cat, the big knife slashed towards the umbrella surface of the black umbrella, the black umbrella shrank down, the big knife slashed firmly at both ends of the semicircular channel wall, and Xu Youyuan Lying in the U-shaped tunnel did not take any damage.

"Sure enough, as I imagined, in order to ensure the competition sequence and the excitement of the early stage, the walls of the passage are very strong and cannot be easily destroyed." Xu Youyuan's eyes poked out from the edge of the umbrella, and there was one more thing in her hand, "However, It takes more than brute force to destroy something."

Xu Youyuan took out a MAX version of the anti-wolf motor and aimed it at the blade of the broadsword.

The owner of the broadsword froze when he saw the blue electric current flashing from the anti-wolf motor.

"Take it!" The orange cat yelled, all the hair on his body exploded, but the big knife was too heavy, and it cut down quickly, but it was much slower to recover it.

Xu Youyuan sent her forearm forward, and the moment the anti-wolf motor touched the blade, a powerful current passed along the blade to the bare handle, piercing the owner of the big knife in an instant. The blood bar of "This nickname cannot be displayed" was immediately left with only blood skin.

Xu Youyuan stood up and fired a water column-like superglue at her. The superglue rushed up quickly, and the nickname that was still in a confused state could not be displayed on the channel.

The other players were rapidly descending, and the nickname was stuck in place. Because the blood bar dropped significantly and her stamina was in a hurry, she broke free for a long time and couldn't get out of the big lump of super glue.

wuro2000 is the partner and girlfriend whose nickname cannot be displayed. Seeing his lover being bullied, he was so angry that he floated down from above.

Xu Youyuan flew over with a washbasin with her backhand, wuro2000 saw that she had lost her washbasin to herself, did she look down on others! wuro2000 swiped hard and wanted to block the washbasin. The next step was to use the buff attached to Xiaoxiu's appearance, use sharp nails as a weapon to attack, and then take a sip while taking advantage of the chaos to drain the yang energy of Nothing - that is, blood. strip.

Unexpectedly, I couldn't put the washbasin away, but stuck it on my hand instead.

wuro2000: "??"

The bottom of the washbasin is actually smeared with a thick layer of super glue!

wuro2000 angrily pointed at Xu Youyuan: "You!"

Xu Youyuan served another washbasin and stuck it on her other hand. wuro2000 has both hands glued to the washbasin.

wuro2000: "Damn it!" She pouted and sucked in the yang energy directly from the air. Seeing her expression, Xu Youyuan recalled the scene when Xiaoxiu forcibly kissed Shiyue, she put a washbasin with her backhand, and buttoned her face tightly.

wuro2000 in the washbasin: "woohoo! (Damn it!)"

Orange Cat 1001 finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Why am I on the same team as you unlucky bastards?!"

It soared into the sky with an "Ow". Xu Youyuan found that the top of her head was covered by a huge black shadow. When she looked up, the orange cat suddenly grew bigger in mid-air, and its plump body almost covered most of the sky. Xu Youyuan stepped down unceremoniously.

Xu Youyuan estimated the size of the orange cat. Visually, the small channel should not be able to carry it. As long as it lay flat in the U-shaped groove of the channel, it should be able to avoid the big orange like a big knife.

But…

Xu Youyuan's thoughts turned quickly.

This orange cat has been watching the battle, and what Xu Youyuan can think of may not be unexpected. If so, why attack in this way

correct.

Cats are all "liquid".

The orange cat slammed down fiercely, and the entire passage where Xu Youyuan was humming was shaken by it. The players who kept sliding above this passage were almost shaken out.

"What's going on down there! Is there an earthquake!?"

Just as Xu Youyuan thought, the orange cat's flesh hit the U-shaped groove directly. If she hadn't been able to avoid it, she would have been crushed to death just now.

Even though the orange cat is big and fat, as a cat, it is still very flexible.

This pier failed to reach Xu Youyuan, and the orange cat immediately stood up, accompanied by a tingling scream, sharp cat claws no different from iron hooks madly scratching at Xu Youyuan.

At this time, Xu Youyuan had reached directly below the blade of the kitchen knife ghost, and the kitchen knife ghost's laughter was pressed down from the top of her head, causing a buzzing sound in Xu Youyuan's head.

Flanking back and forth, in the sound of tinnitus, Xu Youyuan clawed at the edge of the pipe and jumped out, but the orange cat rushing over failed to catch her, fluttering in the air, and the kitchen knife of the kitchen knife ghost had already chopped off its claws. .

The orange cat was shocked, and immediately adjusted its posture and retracted its paws.

The kitchen knife ghost completely took out the speed when he chopped the dumpling stuffing, and it took less than 0.1 second for the kitchen knife to drop and cut off the orange cat's left paw nails.

The orange cat looked at the fingernails that were cut off by Qi Qi, and was sweating all over.

If he hides a little later, either his arm or his head will be cut off.

The happiness of the rest of her life turned into anger when she saw Xu Youyuan crawling back on the edge of the pipe behind her.

Even with just one claw, it can scratch her to a pulp!

"Meow!" The orange cat arched its back, the cats all over its body exploded like needles, and its irritable, wobbly tail became three times as thick as before.

At this time, the orange cat is not a person, even a dinosaur can pounce on it and fight it in the dark!

Xu Youyuan noticed that the orange cat was staring at the water gun in her hand, and understood that the special bullets contained in the water gun had been exposed.

The orange cat smiled and said, "You can try to shoot me with super glue and see if my claws are faster or your routine is faster!"

Xu Youyuan lowered her water gun and seemed to have given up her resistance.

"You're still playing tricks on mysteries?"

Wuro2000, who was lying on the upper channel, said: "Woooooooooooooo, woohoo... (Don't be snarky and get rid of her quickly! The players behind are coming down!)"

The orange cat attacked Xu Youyuan and planned to end her quickly.

Xu Youyuan didn't raise her hand holding the water gun, but she didn't dodge either.

She slowly lifted the other thing up.

The moment the orange cat saw that thing, he was shocked!

actually...

"Meow!" The orange cat called softly, and the super offensive disappeared, and was attracted by the cat-fuck stick in Xu Youyuan's hand.

Above, below, on the left and right, where Xu Youyuan threw the cat-friendly stick, the orange cat was taken to it, jumping and jumping, and even the eyes of the needles turned into round black lacquer pupils.

wuro2000: "Woooooo... (I'm so...)"

"Come, here." Xu Youyuan threw the cat-friendly stick out of the pipe, and the orange cat was about to jump out, and wuro2000 flew down and faced the orange cat's face with the two washbasins in his hands, as hard as knocking on a cymbal. Buckle up:

"Woooooooooooooo! (You give me a little sober!)"

The orange cat was instantly sobered up by such a clip, and the soul that was taken away by the funny cat stick also came back.

"Thank you..." The orange cat rubbed her face and broke out in a cold sweat, "This woman is so vicious! She actually used such a sinister trick! Have you ever been shot in the brain? Such a big brain hole?"

wuro2000's face in the washbasin was very bad, and he looked at the orange cat with disgust.

The orange cat said: "This time I will definitely not be tricked again! I won't even blink with ten more cat-friendly sticks! Also, don't expect canned cat food to open the way for you! Impossible! I'll let you know what A will of steel!"

Xu Youyuan smiled and said, "Oh? Really?"

When wuro2000 saw her expression, two words had already popped up in her heart - "finished".

She must have had an idea!

A small carton for takeout was thrown at Xu Youyuan's feet. Xu Youyuan reached in, grabbed a handful, and held it in her hand.

wuro2000: "Woooooooo? (What?)"

The orange cat's nose moved, and it smelled.

Is it...

wuro2000 held down the orange cat's restless paws and the tail that had begun to wag wildly. When he tried to persuade it, he looked at its face, tears and snot running down his face.

In wuro2000's heart, the word "finished" was enlarged by five font sizes, and then highlighted and bolded.

The orange cat didn't remember how he lost control of the character at all, and he was completely blinded by the whiteness in front of him, and even Xu Youyuan didn't remember what he had brought out to make him unconscious.

When the orange cat was able to control the character again, he found himself licking the floor frantically.

Not licking enough, he rubbed his face and body over and over again, his eyes turned white.

"I rely on - who is going to kick this fat orange away! The whole passage is blocked by it!"

Coming down from the top of the passage, the player who was blocked by it has been scolded dry, and I don't know how long it took to kick this cat's butt.

"Help! Who will save us!"

"Get it away! There are already more than 190 people in the end!"

The orange cat regained consciousness amid the screeching, immediately sat upright, and pinched some debris on the ground of the passage.

Catnip

Isn't this an irresistible, exclusive drug for all cats!

The orange cat is furious, does this bastard named Nothing still have humanity? !

Hit by superglue, wuro2000, who was completely stuck and unable to move like the nickname was not displayed, didn't even want to look at this stupid cat.

The live screenshot of the orange cat blocking the road has gone viral on major social networking sites.

"Retweet this orange cat, all your troubles will be blocked in 2036!"

And the video of the player Nothing killing three people was also popular, and her output jumped to 5th in the total output list.