Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to go to bed first and have to go to work tomorrow.
"You just graduated last year and returned to China. I didn't ask where you are working now."
Shi Yue said: "An Internet company."
"What is your name?"
"A small company just started, you don't even know it."
"Don't dislike the small company, the small company trains people better." Xu Youyu said, "You are just starting out, don't let yourself overdraw, your body is the capital of the revolution. If you don't sleep now, if you yawn in front of the boss tomorrow, the boss will think you are Self-management ability is not good, when you compete for management in the future, it is very likely that you will lose in these small details... ”
"If you continue, I'm going to fall asleep." The vampire rolled his eyes elegantly, "My wish is not to be a high-level executive."
"Then what is your wish?"
"Eat and wait to die."
"Can this count as a wish?" Xu Youyuan shook her head, "What are you young people thinking about?"
After a long time, Xu Youyuan recalled this conversation, and she also felt a little god-in a sense, this may really be Shi Yue's wish.
Shi Yue said that she was still in good spirits and could solve a theme task before going back to sleep.
"What's a better theme in the middle of the night..." Xu Youyuan said to herself while looking at the bulletin board.
Shi Yue quickly suggested: "It must be the lover..."
Xu Youyuan turned around with a "swoosh" and smiled horribly: "Of course it's a horror theme."
Shi Yue's boss is boring: "I'm sleepy, let's go, good night."
"Come back..." Xu Youyuan grabbed her, "Is your purpose too obvious?"
Shi Yue took an inch and quickly narrowed the distance between the two: "My purpose has always been obvious, didn't you see it long ago?"
The vampire's pupils are very beautiful, and she can even see all the planets in the remodeled universe in her eyes.
The scent of perfume that Xu Youyuan had been intoxicated with was still in the air. She understood that Shi Yue didn't lie at the beginning. The vampire-looking buff did have other bonuses besides the unruly electric current that could rush out from the small fangs. —
For example, this sweet smell mixed with blood might be an aphrodisiac.
When Xu Youyuan smelled it for the first time, it smelled very good, even a little addicted.
I smelled it again today, and I was quickly attracted. My heart swayed again with a burst of heat, my mind quickly began to be confused, and the sweat on my palms was pouring out.
Shi Yue looked at the blushing face that looked exactly like Xu Youyuan herself with satisfaction.
Xu Youyuan, who can be seen on weekdays, is either thinking or angry, just like she is different from the sticky and intense intimacy in memory.
In her memory, she is only responsible for harvesting people's hearts, and there is no after-sales service at all...
Shi Yue was immersed in Xu Youyuan's charming expression, her heart was as soft as a cloud, she never thought that her ears would be picked up in the next moment.
Shi Yue: "Pain?!"
She pinched her nose with one hand so as not to continue inhaling inappropriate fragrances, and with the other hand twisted Shi Yue's ears, Xu Youyuan sneered:
"I advise you to change your appearance before I unscrew your ears. I'll just tell you what happened last time, because you have hidden weapons."
Shi Yue broke free from Xu Youyuan and stepped back to a safe distance. Tears rolled in her eyes, and she was aggrieved: "Didn't you tell me not to change my appearance? And with a somatosensory chip inserted, how can I be willing to take such a heavy hand."
Xu Youyuan didn't eat this set: "I won't screw it if it doesn't hurt, who made you secretly design me in your appearance?"
"What do you mean by secretly designing you? The buff of this appearance is clearly written in the mall, and you can see it too."
"Who has the skill to watch?"
"You don't look down on me anymore? And sister, aren't you also a beneficiary? I didn't force you to write the words in the five-star praise."
Xu Youyuan's eyes widened, a flying leg aimed at Shi Yue's head, and the vampire's wings fluttered open, flying to the sky, avoiding the disaster.
"Why do you still beat someone if you disagree?" Shi Yue floated in the air, amused, admiring Xu Youyuan's indignant appearance.
Xu Youyuan pointed at her: "I'm going to go to your house to beat you up at your house overnight?"
"Okay, come here, I'll spread flowers all the way from outside the community to the door of the house. Don't leave when you come. Huh? It rhymes."
Xu Youyuan was silent for a second, then went offline.
Shi Yue: "...this is too unbearable to be amused."
After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and when Shi Yue went offline, there was no sign of Xu Youyuan anywhere on the Internet.
Don't get really angry and go to sleep, right
Xu Youyuan was really angry, but she didn't sleep, she just exited the dating scene and went back to her house, turned it into stealth mode, and called up the shopping mall interface for buying skins, and looked at them one by one.
Isn't it just the appearance, isn't it just the buff! If you don't believe me, I haven't found a buff that can beat you!
Xu Youyuan chose "strength" in the list of buff attributes. The most popular recently is Disney's new superhero Wenji, a muscular black heroine who smashes a planet with one punch.
Xu Youyuan has developed a good habit of seeing the price of any exciting product the first time she sees it. The appearance price of Wei Niji is 19999 RMB.
This figure made her dizzy for a while. Don't choose the latest model, let's look at the classic models.
Hulk and Team America are both 9888RMB, Axe 8888RMB, Dwayne Johnson 6999RMB, Zhang Fei 5999RMB…
Xu Youyuan searched passionately for a moment, calmed down a lot after reading the prices, and sorted them in order from low to high.
Seeing a very suitable appearance, Xu Youyuan almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
This appearance has only one strength buff - give the opponent a rake.
As long as the target of the attack is within 200 meters, it can rake its face. Currently in the trial period, it is free, it can be said to be very economical, and it is exactly the effect she wants.
This leather monkey won't be honest if he doesn't teach him a good lesson.
But... this free appearance is too ugly.
Xu Youyuan hesitantly pressed the "try on" button. When she was looking at the upper body, she didn't even feel in the mood to turn around to see the effect of the whole body, so she sat on the ground with her forehead.
It was so terrifying that even she herself couldn't look directly at the murderous appearance in the mirror...
But other than that, they all start at 388RMB, which makes Xu Youyuan painful to see.
Okay, ugly is ugly, easy to use. Anyway, just go down with a rake to relieve your breath! She was never one to be "too" concerned about appearances.
Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and selected the word "trial"...
Shi Yue waited for half an hour and Xu Youyuan did not go online again, feeling a little guilty.
I used to be able to give a reaction when I was angry, but this time it wasn't a well-designed design at all, and the casual mention was actually taken off the assembly line.
Shi Yue temporarily quit the app and sent her a WeChat message, a 4D emoji, a poor little pig with tears in her eyes, and added a line:
Sister, I was wrong.
After sending it out, I waited and the other party has not read it.
The AI dog, who was mopping the floor diligently, was caught in her slippers when she passed by, and slowly raised her head to look at her, from which Shi Yue read sympathy.
This is how to do.
I didn't have a lot of skin before, but every time I get feedback, it shows that she is not really angry, so this time... According to common sense, the five-star praise is already a daily meme, and it is not the first time to complain, why? Will there be so much damage
Shi Yue reflected on herself and looked forward to tomorrow. What kind of excuse could she find to meet Xu Youyuan by chance
The access crystal of the dark compartment has not been taken off, and the news in the game will continue to be pushed to Shi Yue's brain.
Just when she flipped through her phone to choose a lucky person, she received a prompt from Xu Youyuan to go online.
Huh
Shi Yue excitedly returned to the game, and when she reappeared in the square outside the aquarium, she heard a low voice of surprise around her, and they all looked in one direction.
Demonic winds are blowing, and the ground is shaking.
The wings behind Shi Yue were almost erected by the strong wind. She and everyone looked up together. In the distance, the sky was filled with yellow sand, and a huge black shadow was slowly rising.
After everyone saw what this black shadow was, they unconsciously took a step back.
"What the hell?!"
"... This appearance is really used by some people."
This is a pig.
In other words, this is a pig demon, a pig demon that everyone is familiar with and can learn from.
Generally speaking, he is called "Second Senior Brother".
The huge body of the pig demon stood in mid-air, frightened all the creatures wandering over the elegant and peaceful aquarium and ran away, holding up the nine-toothed nail palladium with a cold light in its hand.
Shi Yue with a question mark face: "... Is that you?"
The rake as huge as a mountain smashed down at Shi Yue, with a loud bang, flying sand and rocks, the earth dented, and three tanks exploded in the aquarium.
Shi Yue, who was smashed upright, went black and hung up.
When she was conscious again, she had returned to her room in the dark compartment, and two little milk dogs, one black and one white, ran upside down to her side and licked the back of her hand.
Shi Yue sat on the soft carpet, surrounded by scattered workbooks. There is not much furniture in the empty room, only a spacious table and two chairs.
The starlight and floating clouds coexisted above her head. Shi Yue leaned on her back against a giant tree in the sky growing into the depths of the universe.
From the channel preview, I saw that the aquarium was in a mess at this time, and all the players were attacking the second senior brother, treating it as a scene of a sudden appearance of a monster. The pig was strapped tightly and taken to a police car.
Shi Yue covered her stomach with laughter until she couldn't straighten her waist.
Well, what she should do now is go offline and go to bed, and have a good time on her way to work tomorrow morning.
Early the next morning, Shi Yue got up, took a shower, and went out refreshingly.
There is a breakfast stall outside the residential area. Shiyue often comes here to buy breakfast. Today, she still has to make cakes, not only to add intestines, but also to sleep an extra egg.
While spreading the cake, the boss looked at Shi Yue who was sitting in the car with a smile, and was curious: "Little girl, what's the good thing? It's stuffed with intestines and eggs."
"It's a great thing." Shi Yue thought about it and it wasn't enough, "Are there still dough sticks? Give me two more dough sticks!"
"... It's nice to be young, and breakfast is enough for two people."
Shi Yue bought breakfast and happily turned on the autopilot system, entered the dark compartment app while eating fried dough sticks, and went to the "detention center".
Yesterday, Xu Youyuan actually used force in the public area. The rake hit was very precise, and only one of her was killed, but it disrupted the game order and killed innocent Xu Youyuan. ", Detention Reflection.
There are two ways to get out. One is to pay 60,000 game coins at one time, which is equivalent to 600RMB. You can pay by yourself or by friends.
The other way is even worse. If you don’t pay, you have to shut it down for 12 hours, and you must be active online for 12 hours. You have to do coolies to help you screen the questionnaires. .
To be able to wear the appearance of the second senior brother with heart, Xu Youyuan is really cruel enough to herself.
What made her so cruel? It's all because of poverty...
The stingy Xu Youyuan must not be able to pay the 60,000 gold coins, and now she must still be locked in as a coolie. Wanting to get out of the detention center quickly, Xu Youyuan must go online the first thing she does when she wakes up this morning. Isn't she still thinking about unlocking all the achievements together? 12 hours must be finished quickly.
Judging from Xu Youyuan's online time period, she also doesn't like sleeping very much, so it must be at this o'clock.
During the detention center, any operation is locked. Can't date, can't trade, can't even change appearance.
So now Xu Youyuan must still be a shivering little pig in a cage.
The vampire swayed his little tail full of peach hearts with small steps, and just as he walked into the dark corridor of the detention center, he heard an earth-shattering snoring sound.
Shi Yue stopped and couldn't help shrinking her shoulders.
Ah-hoo! snoring snoring...
Ah-hoo! snoring snoring snoring snoring...
Compared with the normal snoring, this is completely special shouting, okay
Shi Yue moved to the door of the detention center in horror. Through the humming iron railings, she saw the second senior brother lying on his back on the ground. She really made the ripping cry...
A circle of inmates were about to collapse, and they all came up to beg Shiyue with dark circles under their eyes: "Are you a friend of this pig! Hurry up and pick it up! Some people buy any appearance! Take it! You can't even call it. Awake!"
Shi Yue: "Okay, let's go now, let's go now."
Inmate: "Can you hurry up? Still recording?"