Middle-aged Love Patch

Chapter 56

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After nightfall, in order to reduce the vigilance of the monsters, Erlang and other people left the room, leaving only Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue.

Xu Youyuan stood in the small room and kept her eyes on the surroundings. The alarm function turned on at this time was very useful.

As long as the monster appears around, it can respond immediately.

"Xu Youyuan, have you ever thought about what kind of monster this monster is?" Shi Yue's face was not very good, and she touched and touched the corgi holding her.

Xu Youyuan was holding a golden hoop, and her body was tall and straight, but she really had a bit of the heroic spirit of Sun Wukong: "You don't need to know, you can kill one if you come."

"But some demons are not as easy to deal with as you think."

Shi Yue's words reminded Xu Youyuan, too, if it was an ordinary monster, wouldn't it be a matter of killing Sun Wukong with a single stick? Not in the third stage of the scene.

The scenes that appear at this stage must be events with a high degree of difficulty.

"So do you have an answer in mind?"

When Shi Yue was about to speak, a rustling voice interrupted her.

They were all looking for where the sound came from. Xu Youyuan took the lead to look behind her. Every time danger came from behind her, but this time there was nothing behind her.

Shi Yue's eyes looked around on the yellowed walls and the stained ceiling, there were no monsters, nothing.

But the strange movement still did not stop, and even louder.

"Shiyue..."

Xu Youyuan's voice tightened and she pulled Shiyue's cassock. Shi Yue found that her eyes had fallen on a certain place, and it seemed that she had discovered the source of the voice.

Shi Yue followed her gaze down and saw a scene that made hair stand on end.

A monster cut through the straw mat on the bed and flew into the air with a buzzing sound.

When Shi Yue saw what it looked like, she took a step back.

She swears that she is not too timid, let alone her, more than 90% of the world's people will be terrified when they see the size of a fingernail, not to mention that they are in a refined form, and they are more than human beings. big.

Shi Yue saw that her hands and feet were cold, Xu Youyuan was also pale, and her lips trembled as she said:

"Xiaoqiang, is that you..."

The monster said angrily: "Bah! Who is Xiaoqiang!"

Shi Yue didn't understand: "Why is it called Xiao Qiang?"

Xu Youyuan: "You don't need to understand this old stalk..."

The monster said angrily: "I'm not Xiaoqiang! I'm the American cockroach! You are all blind and can't see that I can fly!"

Xu Youyuan swung over with a stick and almost hit the monster. The monster dodged with a "hoo" sound, moving very fast.

The monster seems to have discovered something new:

"You hit Lao Tzu? How dare you hit Lao Tzu? How many Taoist priests over the past few hundred years have seen Lao Tzu's legs go weak, let alone hit him. Ha ha ha, you are a wild monkey that has some courage."

Shi Yue was shocked: "Xu Youyuan, I always thought you were amazing, but I didn't expect you to be such a warrior!"

When the monster saw Shi Yue, Jie Jie smiled strangely: "Tang Seng! I didn't expect that Lao Tzu could catch a big piece of fat even if he was just waiting for a rabbit! They all said that eating your Tang Seng Meat will bring you immortality, so today I will let Lao Tzu taste the wonders of this Tang Seng Meat. here!"

The monster's speed was extremely fast, and before he could finish speaking, he rushed towards Shi Yue.

Shi Yue didn't want to have any contact with this monster at all. When she saw it flying, she ran away!

Erlang and the others hid outside the house when they heard the movement, and the cat peeked from behind the grass in fear.

Suddenly the door was kicked into the air with a "click", and the eminent monk rushed out and ran like a lifeless man.

Erlang and the others stretched their necks for a long time, wondering if they should go up and help. The next moment, the monster broke through the door, gliding rapidly in the air, scaring everyone to scream and scattered.

Shi Yue ran fast with her cassock in hand. It's no bragging to see her running 100 meters in 12 seconds.

But after all, she was a monster, and a monster that could glide.

Shi Yue heard the cool wind whizzing on her bare neck behind her, with a very uncomfortable smell.

I didn't dare to look back at all, for fear that I would see dirty things at a glance!

Several times I wanted to store the mana at my fingertips and turn around to give it a shot, but every time I was flustered, the mana couldn't be concentrated.

The monster was galloping, and it killed Shi Yue in an instant. Seeing that he was about to attack Shi Yue, Xu Youyuan flew out with a stick, hitting the monster's head.

A stun effect appeared on the top of the monster's head, and Shiyue's action that was going to attack was also stopped in mid-air.

Xu Youyuan rose into the air and caught the swirling golden hoop.

Don't fight at this time, when will it be!

Xu Youyuan concentrated all her strength and hit the American cockroach with a stick!

Seeing this scene, Shi Yue's face changed dramatically, and Xu Youyuan's soaring up and about to knock down was impossible to undo. Shi Yue burst out with the speed to kill the 100-meter champion in seconds, and shouted while backing frantically:

"Don't use physical attacks—ah AAAaaa—"

Xu Youyuan in midair was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that things were not simple:

"Um?"

The golden hoop, which was too late to stop, smashed hard on the back of the American cockroach, only to hear a "poof"...

On the desolate night of the quiet house, the pale Xu Youyuan slowly took off the access crystal in the dark room, and she burst into tears as she looked at the unreal world in front of her.

What did she do, what did she see...

She's going to take a shower to wash away the filth.

Xu Youyuan stood up, her whole body was floating, and the scene of the explosion just now was still reverberating in her mind.

"vomit-"

Xu Youyuan lay on the toilet and retched for a long time, trying to vomit, but couldn't.

Ah Shuang ran over and looked at her curiously with dark eyes, wondering why Xu Youyuan, who had always been strong and optimistic, was crying.

"A Shuang..." Xu Youyuan hugged A Shuang, shivering.

No wonder Shi Yue has to run so far, this little brat can run so fast, why didn't he use all his strength at first? !

In this case, the monsters may not be able to catch up, and she doesn't have to slam down with a stick in such a hurry! If you don't hit it with such a stick, maybe you can still have room for negotiation with Big Cock...

Xu Youyuan really regretted all her internal organs.

The phone rang, and you didn't even have to look to know who it was.

Xu Youyuan couldn't get up in the bathroom for a while, so she sat on the clean floor and called out "answer" feebly, and the phone automatically answered Shiyue's call.

"Are you okay..." Shi Yue probed.

"It's still alive."

Shi Yue was silent for a moment, then laughed.

"Do you have a conscience! I was sprayed all over, and you still laughed!"

After Shi Yue laughed frantically, she finally recovered her strength. Xu Youyuan looked at the direction of the phone expressionlessly, and it was completely conceivable that Shi Yue must be rolling on the bed at this moment.

"Xu Youyuan, my abs will burst out laughing after meeting you. You must be responsible if you smile with fine lines in the corners of your eyes." Shi Yue did fall on the carpet at home, sweating all over her body from laughter.

"You continue to laugh, and we will see you again after laughing."

"Don't, don't, haven't I already laughed." Shi Yue sat up, wiped her tears and said, "Don't say that it's such a big one, and even people the size of a fingernail don't dare to hit it, that's why this scene Let’s put it in the third stage, it is indeed very difficult. Thanks to your ruthless stick, we have passed this level. Although I don’t know if it is ruthless to the cockroach monster, or ruthless to yourself.”

"Shi Yue! Don't mention those two words in front of me!" Xu Youyuan said angrily.

"Okay, don't mention it. I looked at the archive. Thanks to you, we have passed this test." Shi Yue asked her, "How many days after you take a break before we go back?"

Xu Youyuan looked at the time, it was still early at ten o'clock in the evening.

"No need, I'll go back after a drink. Let's go through this scene in one go today."

Xu Youyuan stood up, slammed a glass of water and slapped Ah Shuang's dog head, moving her body, feeling better.

"Is it still the same as when I went offline when I go back?" Xu Youyuan was inevitably a little concerned when she put on the access crystal again.

Shi Yue is not too sure.

To be honest, Shi Yue would not be able to accept it if she was still in a mess.

"In this way, you won't directly enter the scene after you go online. Come to my room. I'll go to the mall to see and buy you a bath tub. I remember there is a powerful detergent, I've prepared it for you, Just take a shower."

"Um… "

"Hey, don't worry." Shi Yue knew what Xu Youyuan was thinking, "I won't peek."

"Okay, excuse me."

"You're polite again, what trouble are we talking about. I should thank you too. After all, you're a cockroach... bug hunter, and you deserve respect."

With a heavy heart like sacrifice, Xu Youyuan took off the somatosensory chip and logged into the dark compartment again.

After going online, she didn't dare to look at herself or even breathe.

When she came to Shiyue's room, Shiyue had prepared bathing props for her.

This child has always been flamboyant, and what was placed in her room was not a bath tub at all, but a large pond of green water with a fairy spirit floating on the water. Shi Yue was squatting by the pond with the "decontamination powder" in her hand. She was about to turn around when she heard the movement, but was stopped by Xu Youyuan:

"Dont look at me!"

"Okay, I won't look at it." Shi Yue didn't turn around. "Put all the clothes into the recycling bin, I'm leaving, you wash slowly."

After speaking, Shi Yue stood up and left. Xu Youyuan took off her clothes with her eyes closed. Without a somatosensory chip, as long as she didn't look, she basically couldn't feel too delicate touch.

After immersing in the pool water, Xu Youyuan soon returned to her original appearance, and even the skin of this avatar looked more delicate.

"The new clothes are on the wooden tray by the pool." Shi Yue, who was hiding in the back room, shouted.

Xu Youyuan swam to the wooden plate, picked up the clothes, and found that it was a red panda pajamas, with fluffy ears and a thick tail, which looked a bit cute.

but…

"Shi Yue, what the hell are you doing!"

"Huh? Isn't this your favorite? I managed to find the same peripheral look with 30 extra power. Most importantly, cute."

"I'm not suitable for Meng."

"Who said that, it's obviously very suitable!" Shi Yue remembered how she looked when she sent Xu Youyuan to the entrance of Juheyuan that morning to help her button her clothes, and her heart was about to melt.

Xu Youyuan is obviously the most adorable in the world!

Shiyue kept making trouble for a long time, but Xu Youyuan had no choice but to put it on.

After wearing it, looking at yourself in the mirror is like playing a cute puppet in the playground, in order to make children happy.

In the end, Shi Yue was really happy when she saw it, she looked around in circles, making Xu Youyuan almost dizzy.

Xu Youyuan looked at Shi Yue's excited appearance, a little funny.

It seems to be really coaxing the child.

"Let's go!" Shi Yue also wore the appearance of a red panda, but her skin was darker than Xu Youyuan's, so it looked like a couple.

The two of them stood together as if they were in a kindergarten.

After Xu Youyuan sighed, she couldn't help laughing, and put the somatosensory chip back into the access crystal:

"Walk."

When they returned to Fengliu City, the demonic energy in the city had dissipated, but instead they saw Erlang and a group of people surrounding their car.

They held all kinds of weapons in their hands, and they changed their previous dejected state and pleading attitude.

"Monster! Stinky monkey! Come down!"

Erlang slammed a hammer on the front of their car, and opened the "Puff" and spewed two shit balls. It seemed that Erlang was really angry.

Xu Youyuan didn't understand that since the plot had entered the next stage, it meant that they had indeed killed the monster and passed the test.

"There's something to talk about, what's going on?" Shi Yue asked, "Haven't we killed the cockroach monsters that plagued the city? Why did you repay your kindness and revenge?"

"I'm too embarrassed to say it! Yes! You killed the big monster with one stick, but when it was killed, its stomach burst, and how many little monsters came out?! Now that the city is running everywhere, what do you tell us to do? !" Erlang yelled.

"Ah..."

When Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan heard what Erlang said, their teeth fell, and they didn't want to imagine what it would be like when the little monsters swarmed out.

"Don't talk nonsense with them! Drag off the car and kill him!"

The furious people of Fengliu City agreed, scolding and rushing up to drag them out of the car.

At this time, a blood bar appeared on the top of the NPC's head.

[System prompt: Escape from Fengliu City safely, otherwise the mission will fail]

Originally, the car was badly damaged, the doors on both sides were crumbling, and the windshield did not exist. Hundreds of people threw hammers and threw stones at them, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Someone reached out to pull them out of the car, kicked them out, and directly kicked the NPC's health bar in half.

The roof of the car was dented, clinging to Xu Youyuan's head. Shi Yue was caught, and it hurt a little, and immediately became angry. She put on the appearance of the chainsaw killer. Tang Seng's appearance did not change, but there was an extra chainsaw.

Simply sawing off the roof of the car, Tang Seng jumped up and stood on the car seat, pulling the chainsaw in his hand, buzzing:

"Come on! Come on! I see who wants to die first!"

Xu Youyuan took advantage of the opportunity when the NPCs stared at the chainsaw in a daze and kicked the car away.

The NPCs chased after the car and did not give up. After a certain distance, Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to drive. She turned over the prop "Takeaway Toolbox", opened the toolbox, and a canteen panel popped out in front of her, with "Food Food" "Supermarket shopping", "Drug delivery" and "Universal errands" four options.

Looking at these four options, Xu Youyuan felt that this toolbox was indeed worth 8 million gold coins!

"What do you want to buy?" Shi Yue drove the car out of the unguarded Fengliu City. From the slanted rearview mirror, you could see that the NPCs were still chasing. Their physical strength was very strong because of their anger, and the car was damaged. Seriously, 11% will be scrapped, and I don’t know how long it can last.

"Since it's my problem, I have to find a way to solve it." Xu Youyuan chose 10 kilograms of flour, a large bag of sugar, three buckets of water, and a washbasin in the "supermarket shopping". In the "drug delivery", I chose two large bags of boric acid powder, which cost more than 20,000 gold coins in total, which is quite cheap.

After selecting "Buy", a large box fell from the sky, just in the back seat of the car.

Xu Youyuan stepped into the back seat, poured the boric acid into the water, shaken it vigorously, then poured the flour into the washbasin, poured the boric acid water in, kneaded into small balls of dough, added some sweet sugar, and finished one. Throw one in the back.

Wherever the car went, dumplings mixed with boric acid and sugar rolled all over the floor.

"This is cockroach medicine!" Xu Youyuan shouted to the NPCs, "Take it back and put it in places where cockroaches often haunt! It works! Try it! Stop chasing it!"

The NPC and the others picked up the dumplings suspiciously. The car got further and further away, and they finally got rid of them.

Xu Youyuan slumped on the back seat of the car, finally taking a breath.

"You are also quite responsible for the virtual world." Shi Yue smiled.

Xu Youyuan said: "Although it is a world created by humans, I don't think they don't exist."

"Oh?"

"Actually, have you ever thought about the possibility that the moment the game world is created, it is already the real world. No matter whether it is NPC or strange, it is part of the world. Maybe we left This scene, but all the characters in it will continue to live. Maybe the real world we are in is also a game created by someone.”

Xu Youyuan's words gave Shi Yue goosebumps.

But after thinking about Xu Youyuan's words, I find it very interesting.

The universe they lived in might also be an ordinary parallel world.

After successfully escaping Fengliu City, the system prompted another push.

[System prompt: Continue westward, continue to learn the road]

Xu Youyuan sat in the passenger car seat, looked at the words and said, "This prompt is too vague compared to the previous one. It feels like it is deliberately hiding some clues to scare us."

Shi Yue, who was driving, was about to speak when a gust of wind suddenly blew her hat away.

Shi Yue hurriedly raised her hand and clasped her hat, not showing a bald head.

Xu Youyuan immediately sat on the co-pilot, her eyes shining.

Shi Yue squinted at her: "Why?"

"I want to look bald."

"No."

"I'm wearing such a shameful red panda appearance, you don't even show my bald head?"

Shi Yue answered very quickly and ruthlessly: "No."

Xu Youyuan: "...Stingy."

Shi Yue: "Yes, I'm just so stingy."

The teacher and the apprentice drove westward, and the loss of the car was only 1%. Xu Youyuan searched for a long time in the takeaway toolbox, but there was no tool to repair the vehicle.

The car was finally unable to move forward half an inch, and Xu Youyuan put it back into the universal bag.

The corgi rubbed against Shi Yue's leg and yawned. The rabbit opened its mouth as if infected by it, and also opened its three-lobed mouth extremely majestically to reveal its large teeth, and yawned deeply.

Yawning is really contagious, and Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan couldn't help but do the same.

The time in the game was adjusted up again, and soon it was dark.

[System prompt: Sleep in the wild and live until dawn]

They were in the wilderness without even a resting inn, and the system was madly suggesting that there would be danger tonight.

It keeps prompting to go west, and even a white horse is not equipped. Do you have to rely on two legs to go to the west

The two of them discussed what to do next, and suddenly Shi Yue heard the phone ringing. The ringtone was the exclusive ringtone of the company's high-level group.

There must be something important to call so late.

Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan hid under a big tree and asked her to wait. Shi Yue is not offline, so she is temporarily offline to connect the phone.

The "Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers" turned gray and stopped moving. Xu Youyuan stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her. After confirming that she was really offline for the time being, she held back her laughter and took off Monk Tang's hat.

Different from the appearance of wearing a little monk at Jinshan Temple last time, that appearance also changed Shiyue's facial features to some extent. Even the cute little bald head looks only 30% similar.

It's not like "Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers", because it's Shiyue himself, which is more than 90% similar to Shiyue.

Bald now, that's how she really looks bald.

Xu Youyuan took off her hat, and her bright bald head almost made Xu Youyuan burst into laughter.

Shi Yue, on the other hand, remained in her offline state with a slightly serious expression.

Xu Youyuan covered her mouth to prevent Shi Yue from hearing her laughter. After taking a screenshot, she took out the takeaway kit...

"Sorry, it's been a long wait, there's something wrong with the company."

When Shi Yue came back, she saw that Xu Youyuan hurriedly threw something out of her hand.

"What did you lose?"

Xu Youyuan: "Wait until you're bored, I'm researching the takeaway toolbox, I bought some snacks to eat, I'm hungry. I just ate a banana and lost the banana peel."

Shi Yue was dubious: "Can you fill your stomach by eating in the game?"

"I'm also curious about whether I can feel full after all. Why don't I try it. It just so happens that my food game has also begun to be developed. Of course, I have to study the competing products."

Xu Youyuan said it seriously, but Shi Yue didn't quite believe it: "Why do I think you're lying?"

Xu Youyuan looked at her with a smile, and suddenly her eyes were fixed.

A white silk floated in front of the two of them.

Shi Yue: "This is..."

Xu Youyuan: "Spider silk?"

"Puff puff puff!"

Turning on the madness warning, the two looked up at the same time, and saw a huge spider web falling from the sky, directly wrapping Shi Yue in it, and once the web was closed, Shi Yue was hoisted into the air.

"Shiyue!"

Xu Youyuan flew out the golden hoop stick, and a black shadow bounced a white liquid, hit the golden hoop stick in the middle, and stuck the golden hoop stick to the tree trunk.

The group of shadows ran away with Shi Yue on their backs, Shi Yue was so tied up that she couldn't take out any weapons.

Xu Youyuan didn't care about the golden cudgel, so she chased after her. The black shadow seemed to have eight legs, traversing the dense forest as if walking on the ground.

wrong…

Xu Youyuan found that it was real and had eight legs...

is a spider.

She's about to collapse, what's going on in this scene, can you stop these disgusting insects

Xu Youyuan followed the spider to a huge hole. Xu Youyuan stood by the hole and looked in. The spider had disappeared into a strange hole with Shi Yue on her back.

The hole was so deep that it was impossible to see to the end. She glanced at the stone tablet erected at the entrance of the cave, and wrote the words "Pansi Cave".

Xu Youyuan poked it open: "Will I die if I jump down?"

She opened her little pink nose and shrugged, and she didn't feel like she wanted to poop at all.

Xu Youyuan jumped straight down.

The process of falling was a bit long. Xu Youyuan opened her private channel to ask Shi Yue how she was doing now, but Shi Yue didn't answer. Xu Youyuan found that she could not be offline temporarily, otherwise it would be a failure.

It seems that Pansidong is a very important plot, and is likely to be the last plot of this scene.

Finally descending to the bottom of the cave, Xu Youyuan, who is Sun Wukong, landed lightly without hurting any fur.

There was a hole in the cave, and the spider silk on the ground paved a white road. Xu Youyuan walked along the road to a stone gate. She started kicking the door without saying a word. When she kicked the stone door to pieces, the golden light flashing from the door stabbed her eyes open for a while.

"Xu Youyuan!"

There seemed to be a large group of people chanting her name inside.

Xu Youyuan: "?"

When she could see clearly, she was shocked.

There was indeed a large crowd.

There is a unique cave in the stone gate. Hundreds of Shi Yue sat in the cave, and Xu Youyuan's eyes dazzled at a glance.

"Xu Youyuan!" I don't know which Shiyue spoke first. All Shiyue shouted together. Their voices echoed in the cave, making Xu Youyuan almost deaf. She quickly covered her ears. .

Seeing that Xu Youyuan was shocked, all Shi Yue covered her mouth.

Xu Youyuan could see that the real Shi Yue was in it.

[System prompt: Within ten minutes, find the real one among the 200 Tang monks, and you can clear the level]