Middle-aged Love Patch

Chapter 64

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Shi Yue went upstairs to open the door.

"You're back?" Xu Youyuan stuck her head out of the kitchen and looked at the door.

When Shi Yue, who was changing her shoes, saw Xu Youyuan smiling, she quickly put all her troubles behind her.

It's completely the feeling of having a sweet wife at home, and this sweet wife is Xu Youyuan, and the love has already flown all over the house before entering the door.

"Have you really cooked?" Shi Yue hung up her bag and clothes happily, "Let me see what's delicious."

Shi Yue squeezed into the dining room regardless of anything, Xu Youyuan followed her nervously, hurriedly humbled herself, and gave her a psychological shot:

"Let me explain in advance, Shiyue, I really don't know how to cook. This meal shows 100% of my strength, but the effect needs to be tested by you."

Shi Yue sat at the dining table and looked at the dishes: "Well... Maybe it will taste different from what it looks like?"

Xu Youyuan: "It's not impossible, it may be more unpalatable than it looks."

"It doesn't matter." Shi Yue was particularly confident, "I'll definitely eat them all tonight anyway."

"Are you sure? If you are sure, I'm going to call an ambulance right now."

Shi Yue laughed and went to get the chopsticks: "Why are you so unconfident in your cooking skills?"

Xu Youyuan: "To tell you the truth, I am too confident in my cooking skills, and I have the confidence to make you vomit."

"Xu Youyuan, can we both form a group of cross talk CPs to debut together?" Shi Yue took the bowl and chopsticks and sat down and started excitedly.

"Are you sure you don't have to wait for the meal to be ready to serve with rice?"

"I'll try it first."

Shi Yue poked a large piece of braised pork with chopsticks and stuffed it into her mouth without thinking.

Xu Youyuan admired her as a warrior, and the person who cooked this plate of braised pork did not have the courage to taste it.

Seeing that Shiyue's expression seemed to be okay when she was chewing, she didn't even stop, she went straight to pick up the second piece, Xu Youyuan was shocked - could it be that I have always misunderstood my cooking skills

"Is it delicious?" Xu Youyuan sat across from Shi Yue and asked her.

Shi Yue clenched her chopsticks tightly, and seemed to raise her head only after she had made sufficient preparations, her face was blue, and she uttered the word "delicious!" with great sincerity.

Xu Youyuan: "..."

It seems that she has no misunderstanding about her cooking skills.

"Okay, don't eat it if it doesn't taste good, don't force it." Xu Youyuan took all the dishes away.

"Hey, hey, why, I'm eating half of it." Shi Yue refused, wrapping it all between her arms, "How can anyone leave after eating half of it? Go and see if the rice is ready, It's delicious when eaten with rice."

"Shiyue..."

"Come on, don't be silly."

Xu Youyuan had no choice but to put the rice out.

Shi Yue killed two bowls of rice by herself, almost swept away the dishes, and even drank the soup to the end.

For the sake of Shi Yue's health, Xu Youyuan felt that she should not cook if she had nothing to do in the future.

Shi Yue was paralyzed on the sofa, unable to move.

Xu Youyuan looked at Shi Yue's pretty face and didn't speak.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Isn't it particularly beautiful?" Shi Yue blinked at Xu Youyuan while touching her belly.

Shi Yue was still waiting for Xu Youyuan's habitual taunting. Unexpectedly, Xu Youyuan did not follow her words, but sat on the small blue elephant-shaped stool opposite her and nodded seriously.

"Xu Youyuan, why do I think you're a little weird tonight?"

"What's wrong, isn't this thanking you for taking in me?" Xu Youyuan said, "Thank you for taking in me when I was homeless."

Shi Yue felt that there was something in her words, and when she remembered what Chris said just now, she felt more and more uneasy and aggrieved for Xu Youyuan's burden.

However, Xu Youyuan seems to be in a good mood, and the warm feeling at the moment is not fake.

Shi Yue said: "Where are you homeless? It's not your uncle's idea. But as partners to clear customs together, it's good for us to get along and cultivate tacit understanding. Then, tonight... "

"I have booked a hotel in the western suburbs tonight, and I plan to go back after you come back and finish your meal."

"Why are you in such a hurry to leave and stay in a hotel? It's not like I don't have a place for you to stay here."

"Yes, but it's yours. But I can't stay with you all the time. I've already packed my things."

Xu Youyuan said such words, even if Shi Yue still had a lot of things she wanted to keep, it was difficult for her to say it.

Xu Youyuan packed her things and went downstairs.

When Shi Yue just came back from outside, knowing how cold it was snowing, she specially brought a piece of clothes to Xu Youyuan.

"There is a heating system inside, and it's warm." If possible, Shi Yue wished to build a vacuum tunnel from the downstairs of her house to the Juhe Garden, so that Xu Youyuan would not be exposed to any wind and rain.

"Thank you." Xu Youyuan's woolen coat was covered with another heated jacket from Shiyue, and her small chin and mouth were hidden in the scarf again. The whole person looked warm and cute.

"Call me WeChat when you get home."

Xu Youyuan got into the taxi, and Shi Yue was still reluctant to leave before leaving.

"What are you doing?" Xu Youyuan smiled, "Why don't you look like you'll never see each other again, so hurry up."

"What nonsense are you talking about, hurry up! How unlucky!"

Xu Youyuan smiled and said, "How come you are more superstitious than me at a young age?"

"It doesn't matter, hurry up!"

"Okay, blah blah blah."

Xu Youyuan is very cute when she poohs, and Shi Yue's helpless expression is also very cute. In short, in Shi Yue's eyes, no matter what expression or action Xu Youyuan makes, she is so cute that she explodes.

Shi Yue doesn't understand, is there anyone in the world who doesn't like Xu Youyuan

The whole world should love Xu Youyuan!

This is the words of a person who is dazzled by love, from the heart, and wants to shout to the world.

It was not until the taxi completely left her vision that Shi Yue reluctantly went upstairs.

"Thank you for taking in me when I was homeless."

Thinking of what Xu Youyuan said, Shi Yue's heart was sour.

certainly not.

In this world I hated so much, the person who took me in and made me feel warm was obviously you.

**

Lao Xu is going home. Of course, according to Lao Xu's personality, before leaving, he must go back and forth to explain some things.

Before Lao Xu could speak, Xu Youyuan blocked him back:

"Okay, okay, I must hurry up, don't say anything, goodbye."

Xu Yishu: "What's the matter with your child? It's not like me or your mother. Are you a self-sufficient person?"

Xu Youyuan laughed and said to Xu Yishu at the end: "Dad, you and Uncle Yao have a good time. The New Year is coming soon. If you are good, I will give you a big gift when you go home for the New Year."

Xu Yishu was curious about what she gave, and asked back and forth, Xu Youyuan's mouth was strict, but she didn't say anything.

She and Shiyue plan to cooperate to make an AI robot that carries the memories of family members. The name of the system is "Eternal Memory".

However, this matter requires a long time to study. At this stage, Xu Youyuan plans to complete the "Eternal Memory" game independently.

Counting the days, there are still two months until the Chinese New Year. Judging from the current progress, the completion degree should be very high by the time of the Chinese New Year.

"Eternal Memories" is the New Year's gift she gave her dad.

She finally sent her father away. When Xu Youyuan returned home, she found that the house was very tidy and clean, the refrigerator was also full of vegetables, and the menu for two weeks was preset.

Xu Yishu was afraid that Tao Xiaoyu would take a leave of absence, so Xu Youyuan would deal with it casually when she was busy. The menu was set in advance, as long as she took the dishes according to the menu and fried them in the pot, they were all her favorite dishes since she was a child.

Lao Xu is occasionally annoying, but in the end he is still a good father.

In the next two days, Xu Youyuan was extremely busy, and there was a lot of work that needed to be solved. She personally went to Canglu's company and held an afternoon meeting with her team.

After the meeting, Xu Youyuan returned to the gym and ran wildly on the treadmill. It seemed that only sweat could vent the waves in her heart.

Getting along with Shi Yue and everything Shi Yue gave her made Xu Youyuan's life so comfortable recently, so comfortable that she almost forgot everything she was carrying.

She has never been a tragic person, but she cannot forget the possible negative effects on others because of her optimism.

Shi Yue is an excellent child with infinite possibilities in the future. She must be someone who can change the world.

Xu Youyuan had to run faster, faster, climb out of the quagmire, and wash away all the sludge on her body before she was qualified to be side by side with Shi Yue.

**

If it wasn't for Shi Yue's WeChat, Xu Youyuan would never have expected the weekend to come so soon.

Shi Yue invited her to go to the dark room to continue the mission. Xu Youyuan went online and entered Shi Yue's room, and saw the Tyrannosaurus Rex at a glance.

Xu Youyuan's eyes lit up, and found that the Tyrannosaurus Rex was sitting obediently leaning against the tree, and Shi Yue was very petite standing beside it.

Shi Yue raised her hand and shouted, "Give me five."

The Tyrannosaurus Rex stood up and roared. Xu Youyuan was a little nervous. She wondered if this Tyrannosaurus Rex would attack Shiyue. After all, the ancient beasts probably needed time to train.

Unexpectedly, after the Tyrannosaurus rex roared, it suddenly became obedient, stretched out its short front paws, and gave Shi Yue a high five with difficulty.

"Good boy." Shi Yue said, "Sit down."

Tyrannosaurus rex listened to Shi Yue's words with great disrespect and sat down.

Xu Youyuan: "...you're not the Tyrannosaurus rex I like! You're obviously a dog!"

Shi Yue said: "Although it's a Tyrannosaurus rex, it seems to obey the master's orders very much, and it has a strong fighting power. Before you came, I took it to experiment in ordinary adventure scenes, whether it was demolishing buildings or demolishing bridges. Both are handy. It’s just that I already have a corgi now, and both it and corgi belong to pets, and only one of the two can follow me into the scene.”

"Can it carry items?"

"Not at all. And it can't be around at all times. I looked at the instructions, and it can only be summoned once in each stage of the qualifiers."

"Only once, this is too pitiful."

"After all, the Tyrannosaurus Rex is very powerful. If you can use it infinitely, it will be invincible."

"That's right. So are you going to bring a Tyrannosaurus rex this time?"

"It depends on which theme you want to enter." Shi Yue said sternly, "Have you decided to go to a horror scene or a love scene?"

Xu Youyuan patted her shoulder and said, "What should be faced is always to be faced. It is better to face and solve it earlier than to escape."

Needless to say, Xu Youyuan decided to go to the horror scene. Shi Yue said listlessly:

"Why don't you say that you will die early and live early..."

"I meant to say that, but isn't this going to be a horror scene soon? I'm afraid you're scared."

"If you say that, I'm not afraid anymore."

Xu Youyuan suggested to her: "I think you can bring a Tyrannosaurus Rex this time. If you are afraid, call it immediately and grind the ghost into powder. But if you bring a Tyrannosaurus Rex, there will be no room for Keji to help you carry it. Now, there are only five spaces left in my universal bag, so I have to think carefully about what props to bring."

Shi Yue said: "I originally wanted to buy another prop to carry with me, but after a long time, I found that there is no such prop available in the mall. All online sales are rewards obtained by doing tasks in the scene."

"In order to balance the game, this is an inevitable operation. It depends on how you choose."

Shi Yue sighed: "I should guard Caps and take back all the useful props. Do you think it's appropriate to bring a Tyrannosaurus Rex or a Corgi this time, I'll listen to you."

"Well..." Xu Youyuan thought for a while and said, "This time I plan to clear the remaining two scenes of the horror theme at one time. If the Tyrannosaurus Rex can only be summoned once in each stage, can it guarantee that it will directly crush the opponent? If this scene is not just a test of combat effectiveness, but a comparison of our brains, the benefits of taking the Tyrannosaurus Rex are relatively small."

Shi Yue felt scared when she thought about the scene Xu Youyuan said:

"Let's go to the horror-themed scene and compare our brains with ghosts..."

"It's okay, everything is up to me." Xu Youyuan smiled, "I'm not polite to ghosts."

"Well, I'll listen to you. This time I'll bring Corgi. We can bring more props in with more space. Maybe it can come in handy at critical moments." Shi Yue said, "By the way, are you still there? There are two summon cards that you haven't drawn?"

"Yes, a rare item card and an epic vehicle card."

"Let's smoke it! If you have something good, let's take it with you this time."

Xu Youyuan took these two cards out of the inventory and floated in the air.

Before drawing the card, Xu Youyuan sat cross-legged on the ground, muttering words.

The two little milk dogs in Shi Yue's room squatted beside her and looked at her curiously.

"Xu Youyuan," Shi Yue said, "I found out, you are really superstitious."

"That's right, the darker you are, the more superstitious you are. People like you who just draw the Abyss Summoning Card will not understand."

Xu Youyuan's pet rabbit was still lying on top of her head, squinting, one person and one rabbit blended together perfectly.

After Xu Youyuan performed the ceremony, she opened both cards in one breath:

A very festive Christmas tree X1

A very fast goose X1

Xu Youyuan: "..."

Shi Yue was also stunned: "Big goose? Isn't this a pet?"

Xu Youyuan was almost desperate: "Forget the big goose, what's the matter with the Christmas tree! What's the use of my Christmas tree! And the big goose can't be forgotten! What the hell is this!"

Xu Youyuan turned angrily and turned to Shi Yue: "What did you drive last time?"

Like a child who was suddenly questioned by an angry head teacher, Shi Yue replied in a low voice, "Rare props are repair handles that can repair props and vehicles, and epic vehicles are underwater airships."

"Look, you can be called rare or epic! What is so rare about a Christmas tree, the goose is epic!"

Shi Yue restrained herself from laughing out loud, and looked at the description of the Christmas tree:

"Put it in the room when Christmas comes, it has a very Christmas atmosphere, and it can summon the blessings of Santa Claus. Every Christmas, there is a 50% probability of receiving a gift from Santa Claus and dropping abyss props. You see, Xu Youyuan , and can also drop abyss props. The 'Abyss' level is the highest level in the dark box game, rarer than epic, it must be a good thing."

After listening to Shi Yue's words, the frustrated Xu Youyuan was a little relieved: "Really?"

"See for yourself."

This Christmas tree is really not as useless as I imagined. If you give a gift once a year, there is a half chance of nothing, but it is better than no hope at all.

Then, this big goose...

Shi Yue wanted to study the big goose, but Xu Youyuan stopped her and told her not to approach the big goose.

The snow-white goose stood quietly in Shi Yue's room, and when Xu Youyuan turned her eyes, Xu Youyuan quickly asked Shi Yue to look away.

"Why are you afraid of a goose?" Shi Yue didn't understand.

"You kid, you've never been to the countryside, you've never confronted a goose, you don't know how powerful it is. What is a mad dog, a goose will even bite a mad dog when it gets crazy."

"It's true or not." Shi Yue really hasn't competed with geese, and has never even seen a live geese, only roasted geese in a restaurant.

"Really, I have seen it with my own eyes. When I was a child, I went to my grandmother's house, and her family raised geese, and my mother was very afraid. She said that she was chased by geese all over the world when she was a child. , once it is caught in its mouth, it is all over. It will bite you tightly and then twist it from side to side, which is quite wild. After my mother was bitten on the thigh, it was blue and blue. "

Shi Yue was surprised: "The goose is so powerful that it is still a vehicle. It's amazing. After riding it, can you screw people up and down?"

"But who wants to ride a goose, it's too ugly." Xu Youyuan sighed, "Why can I only get these strange things!"

Shi Yue laughed uncomfortably, and greeted Xu Youyuan to calm down, and packed her backpack to enter the scene.

Xu Youyuan carefully put away the goose, and found that it only takes up 1 space, which is quite save space.

About to enter the scene, first organize the backpack.

There is a total of 10 spaces for the two of them. You must bring a feeding bottle and a car. One is for blood and the other is a vehicle. The takeaway toolbox, I have seen its power last time, and it is very practical. There is also a repair handle, which takes up two spaces, which must also be brought.

This calculation has used up 7 grids of space, and the remaining 3 grids must be calculated carefully.

The two were hesitant to bring an underwater airship. If they encountered a scene with water, for example, if there was a tsunami as soon as the theme of the last adventure came up, they would not have to be afraid at all. But the underwater airship takes up 3 spaces, and the space is full after taking it. Shiyue also wants to bring the little golden pig or other useful appearances.

Shi Yue intends to continue wearing the Taoist appearance. The last time she entered the horror scene, it proved that a sleeve of talisman paper is still somewhat useful to ghosts. She can wear it directly without taking up space.

Xu Youyuan pondered, and felt that the probability of large-scale underwater scenes in the horror theme is not high. Otherwise, the underwater airship should not be brought. It may be more practical to bring the big goose that only occupies one space.

There are still 2 slots left. Shi Yue wants to bring a golden pig, but Xu Youyuan disagrees: "You golden pig is a waste of gold coins. I'm afraid you will spray it out when you are afraid. How much will it cost?"

Xu Youyuan began to plan carefully before they lived together, but Shi Yue quite liked the way she handled things that the two of them had in common.

Don't bring the golden pig without it, and there are 2 Ge Xu Youyuan who plan to bring the skateboard. The speed of the skateboard is very fast, and it can also bind the target. If there is danger, it will be tied directly and run away.

Xu Youyuan chose the butcher's appearance that can be bought in the mall for herself and brought it into the scene.

The butcher looks cheap and can be bought for 20,000 gold coins. Xu Youyuan remembered that in the supernatural novels or film and television works she had read since she was a child, it was mentioned that the butcher was so suffocating because of killing, ghosts did not dare to approach.

It looks ugly, and she also holds a spooky butcher knife, which she would never wear in normal times. However, the appearance will be hidden in the scene, and you can also get a pig-killing knife, which is quite affordable.

Everything was ready, and the two began to enter the dark compartment.

[System prompt: You are about to enter a horror-themed dating scene

(The second stage of the 2035 season horror theme qualifier)

Initiator: Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers

Import Movie: Not Acquired

Difficulty: not acquired

Precautions:

1: This scene takes a long time, please enter the scene in an environment with ample time and no interruption

Two: All elements in this scene are fictitious, please do not panic. If you are afraid, please control the screaming decibel so as not to disturb the people.

3: Due to the special nature of the stage match, all scenarios starting from this round are not limited to the initiator's import scenario.

Four: From the second stage, all weapons can only be obtained in the scene.

Five: The most inadvertent time is when fear is most likely to come]

Shi Yue looked at the last one, and couldn't help clenching the peach wood sword in her hand more tightly: "This is the rhythm of ghosts suddenly appearing scary."

Xu Youyuan looked at the scene that was quickly built in front of her and said: "It's the ones that appear most often in horror movies. When I heard a strange noise at the door, I mustered up my courage to open the door, but there was nothing outside the door. Guess, when is the ghost? Will appear?"

Shi Yue: "Appearing behind the door at the moment of closing..."

"That's right, you know it well. Aren't you afraid of ghosts and watch horror movies?"

"I'm very afraid of ghosts. That's why I only knew I was afraid after watching horror movies."

"Sounds reasonable."

When the scene was covered to 60%, Xu Youyuan could see that it was a deserted road in the middle of the night.

That's actually not bad, it's better than descending into a deep mountain cemetery again. After all, the city is still popular.

After the scene was loaded, Xu Youyuan and Shiyue appeared on the street in the middle of the night after the eyes were dark.

A rusty bus stop stood crooked beside them, the wind clattered. Shi Yue glanced at the words on the stop sign and exclaimed, "It's over!"

Xu Youyuan: "What?"

"It's in Korean." Shi Yue said, "We're actually in a Korean horror movie! Can Chinese Taoists deal with Korean ghosts? Are Korean ghosts afraid of yellow characters?"

Xu Youyuan: "This is really a historical problem. Are you familiar with the scene? Can you tell what movie it is?"

"It shouldn't be a movie I imported." Shi Yue saw that they were both wearing black professional fitting black silk high heels, which made it very inconvenient to move. She tried to take off the high heels, but she failed to kick for a long time. The high heels seemed to stick to their feet.

Xu Youyuan looked around. They were in a small cross street, littered with rubbish and cigarette butts. All the houses were short and dilapidated, like an area that had not been inhabited for a long time.

Xu Youyuan stared at the dark windows. If there was anything in the window staring at them, she would rush to pull it out.

"Xu Youyuan!" Shi Yue grabbed Xu Youyuan's arm, "Something is coming!"

"Don't be afraid." Xu Youyuan pointed to the top of her head, "There is no warning, it shouldn't be anything dangerous."

As soon as Xu Youyuan finished speaking, her squinting eyes suddenly opened, and bang bang bang frantically spurted out balls of shit.

The vague thing was slowly approaching, it was a bus.

The bus looked a lot like the two-door bus from twenty years ago, coming at a very slow pace, writhing along the uneven road.

There was a burst of jingle-bell arrival music from the bus, followed by an electronic prompt, which has been translated into Chinese:

"Arriving at... station soon, passengers who want to get off please... prepare in advance... "

The electronic beeps, with a hissing cacophony, seemed a little short-circuited, and sounded oozing in the empty midnight.

[System prompt: Please take the No. 404 bus to the female dormitory of Guishan University. You must arrive before 12:00, otherwise the mission will fail.]

Xu Youyuan: "Listen to the name, Guishan University, are you afraid it won't be haunted?"

Shi Yue was not in the mood to laugh at all, but when the No. 404 bus stopped at the station and saw the situation in the car clearly, Shi Yue had the urge to take off the access crystal now.

The bus is full of ghosts.

The grimace of a car was like a blank sheet of paper, blood was flowing from the eye sockets, and it was covered with tattered clothes.

All the ghosts were staring at them, and the corners of the rotting mouth showed a sinister smile, like the excitement of waiting for the prey to get in the car.

This is the 404 bus, the car they have to get on.

Shi Yue's scalp was numb. Kaikai has been warned, there must be danger in the car, as long as they get in the car, these ghosts will definitely attack them.

"Go." Xu Youyuan walked to the car without thinking.

"But… "

"You follow me." Xu Youyuan pushed open the car door and entered the car, a rotten corpse stench made Xu Youyuan nauseated.

The driver wore his hat crookedly, turned his head slowly, an eyeball dangling on his face. The corner of the driver's mouth was cut into a deep wound by a sharp tool in the direction of the ear, and it looked like he was smiling weirdly:

“404… bus, you are welcome.”

"Hee hee hee..." When the ghosts in the car saw someone getting in the car, they all laughed strangely, stood up slowly, and moved towards them.

"They're here!" Shi Yue shouted.

Xu Youyuan took out the butcher's pig-killing knife from her waist, and with a flick of her arm, the pig-killing knife slashed on the car video with a bang.

The ghosts were startled and looked at the butcher's knife full of evil spirits, and dared not move.

"Sit down for me." Xu Youyuan glanced, all the ghosts shrank their shoulders in fright, and sat back together.

"Good." Xu Youyuan told Shi Yue to close the car door and pointed back at the driver, who shrank his shoulders in fright, "You, drive."

The driver hurried to drive, and the ghost passengers in the car looked at Xu Youyuan nervously. The last row of female ghosts with broken heads hid behind the car seats, only daring to reveal two eyes to peek at Xu Youyuan.

"Damn, if you don't mess around, I won't hurt you." Xu Youyuan laughed, making the ghost tremble.