Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan looked at each other, and didn't know whether she should return the underwear in her hand, or Xu Youyuan herself came to get it, and the atmosphere was so embarrassing that it exploded.
Xu Youyuan screamed wildly in her heart, opened the windows to scream, climbed the roof to scream, climbed to the Great Wall beacon tower to scream.
The screams in some people's hearts broke through the universe, and the surface was still calm, like nothing happened.
Anyway, it's already so embarrassing and irreversible, panic can only make embarrassment superimposed.
Xu Youyuan stood up calmly and walked to Shi Yue to get her underwear back. Shi Yue returned the underwear in her palm like a tribute to Xu Youyuan.
Xu Youyuan picked up the underwear and wanted to throw it back into the closet, but the inside of the closet was like a mudslide, and there was nowhere to put it, so she had to temporarily stuff it under the quilt.
Shi Yue said "tsk tsk" twice: "You really haven't changed at all. You didn't like to tidy up the house before, and you messed it up a few times after aunt tidy it up for you. I didn't expect it to be the same when it's so big."
Xu Youyuan pointed at the cabinet, and said in a whispering voice and a quarrelling tone: "You didn't see that the wardrobe was cracked! It's also good for me!"
Shi Yue: "Isn't it because you overcrowded the car because the wardrobe was overloaded?"
Xu Youyuan said: "Okay, you can stay outside, I have to take a good look at where the T-shirt is."
Xu Youyuan buried her head in the war with a pile of clothes. She couldn't hang it back, and the crossbar was broken. Now, if you buy materials and install them, you have to use an electric drill. The end of using an electric drill is to disturb the neighbors again, and the neighbors will not be cursing next door. It's that simple, definitely come to smash the door, and perform full martial arts as soon as you enter the house.
The crossbar can't be repaired for the time being, so I simply removed it and folded the clothes and put them back.
Shi Yue waited obediently outside, and just sat down when she had nothing to do.
An old-fashioned robot vacuum clumsily sweeps the house.
Shiyue knew that this old robot, she had seen it when she was very young, was the round shape that could sweep and mop the floor. The strange thing is that it not only did not play a role in cleaning, but dragged a long brown-black trace wherever it went.
What is that
Shi Yue quickly knew the answer because she smelled a stench.
Ah Shuang nestled securely in its nest, Shi Yue looked at it and looked at the robot.
Could it be... shit
Shi Yue caught up, the smell was very clear, it was shit.
Busy playing games tonight, it is estimated that even Xu Youyuan herself forgot to walk the dog.
Ah Shuang is so well-behaved, the owner doesn't make a fuss if he forgets it, and silently shovels the feces in the house... And the robot vacuum cleaner is dedicated to cleaning the room with feces, and the cleaning process is full of dog feces. room.
Shi Yue is a bit of a clean freak, and this situation will really make her collapse.
"Hurry up and stop!" Shi Yue went up to turn off the sweeping robot, and pressed the close button, but there was no response, and the robot continued to smear the ground with shit.
Shi Yue: "??"
When Xu Youyuan came out with her pajamas, Shi Yue was still competing with the sweeping robot.
"What are you doing… "
Shi Yue turned the robot over so that its belly was facing the sky, and several black calves were constantly twitching in the air. This angle made it look like their old friend, the American cockroach.
The dog feces on the ground have been cleaned up by Shi Yue, who has a numb scalp. Shi Yue asked Xu Youyuan to find the toolbox. She disassembled the robot and repaired it soon, so Xu Youyuan could clean it.
"Why do you have such a big heart, and you keep old-fashioned cleaning tools and dogs in the same room." Shi Yue felt that she was very dirty now and needed to wash up immediately.
"What happened... The old-fashioned sweeping robot is cheap. I bought it from the second-hand market. It can sweep the floor and suck dog hair or something." Xu Youyuan then remembered, "I seem to have forgotten to walk the dog tonight. Now. Ah Shuang, did you do something bad?"
"Forget it, you wouldn't want to know." Shi Yue said, "Is this my pajamas?"
"Well, you can wear it. If it doesn't work, I'll change it for you."
Shi Yue spread it out: "Isn't this suitable for me, I can wear it completely."
"Thank you for your hard work." Xu Youyuan probably guessed what happened when she was packing her clothes, "Go and take a shower."
"Xu Youyuan." Before going in to take a bath, Shi Yue asked with a smile, "Would you like to move in with me? You can live in any room on which floor you want. Let's go through customs together tonight, won't we be separated from each other? Does the game feel better in the two places? You can tell your teammates if you shout anything. In fact, many team members live together, at least when they enter the dark room.
"The next love theme and competition stage will be more difficult. We are still very influential in the two ends of the city. No matter what you consider, I suggest you move to my place, even if you live temporarily. Wait. After the competition stage is over, you have plenty of time to think about your future arrangements. Even if I live directly, I will not dislike it. After all, I have to continue to study the X system, and the 'Xiaoyou' No. 2 will be born soon. Chase and kill, you can save my life."
Shi Yue's thoughts couldn't be more obvious. Asking it in a joking tone could be considered as a way out for herself. Once rejected, she could fool him.
Shi Yue patiently waited for Xu Youyuan's answer. When she found that Xu Youyuan did not show any embarrassment or thinking, Shi Yue already knew the answer.
"Are you afraid that I will die in poverty in the western suburbs?" Xu Youyuan pushed her, "Go take a bath, and when my sister is really desperate, she will definitely come to you for help."
**
The hot water was poured down from the head, which relieved Shi Yue's depressed mood a little.
I thought that the relationship between the two had entered the latest stage. In the game, Xu Youyuan clearly liked her coquetry.
When she reached reality, she immediately distanced herself. Xu Youyuan clearly distinguished the game from reality. Her calmness made Shi Yue helpless.
But Xu Youyuan was so cute when she said, "I will definitely ask you for help", which made Shi Yue's desire for protection explode, and she couldn't continue talking about her.
Shi Yue could only be ruthless towards Xu Youyuan, she said what she said.
When she came out of the shower, Xu Youyuan had prepared a hairdryer for her.
"I bought the hair dryer before, it doesn't hurt the hair, you can curl it directly if you want." Xu Youyuan was sitting at the table, sweeping the late night snack she had not finished before, "You have to come again. no?"
Shi Yue took the hair dryer and shook her head: "what's the matter with you, you really finished eating."
"I'm not a wasteful person." After eating the last bite of Yuzi, put the lunch box in the dishwasher. What should be washed should be thrown away, Xu Youyuan said to Shiyue before going to take a bath, "If you are tired, Just go to bed first. I made the bed for you, you sleep in the bed. The temperature in the bedroom is good, I made two quilts for you, it should not be cold. "
"Two quilts, one for you and one for me, just right."
Xu Youyuan pointed to the sofa: "I sleep here, and the two quilts are yours."
Shi Yue said "Huh?" "Are you going to sleep on the sofa in the winter?"
"It's not cold, there's heating, and you can see how well the windows are glued, no matter how strong the wind is..."
Before Xu Youyuan could finish her words, a gust of wind roared, and the window was pried open magically, and it folded out with a bang, making a loud noise and shattering the ground.
Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue played in the dark room and exercised their super-strong crisis response ability, squatting low and hiding behind the sofa with the same frequency.
As a result, no ghosts attacked them, only the broken windows swaying in the cold wind, and the silent rage of the neighbors in the quiet atmosphere.
Xu Youyuan planned to buy a small gift for her neighbor tomorrow. She really didn't mean to be noisy tonight. Too many accidents happened inexplicably, and Xu Youyuan and a mortal could not stop her.
Wearing thin pajamas facing the cold wind, the two of them finally closed the window again, and sealed it layer by layer with tape, but they still felt that the air was leaking.
Shi Yue folded her hands silently in her heart and thanked God for a while, and said to Xu Youyuan, "Look, you are destined to not be able to sleep on the sofa, go in and sleep, this size..." She raised her palms up , made a posture of holding up, exactly the same as the previous posture of holding Xu Youyuan's underwear, "It won't make me feel animalistic, don't worry."
Xu Youyuan raised her hand to fight and forced her back.
"It's almost two o'clock, don't make trouble, go to bed quickly." Xu Youyuan hugged her pajamas and bath towel to take a bath, "When I come out, I want to see a good child who is already asleep."
"...Do you really think you're taking care of your child?"
After Xu Youyuan gave her a "you're right" look, she went into the bathroom to take a shower.
Shi Yue has been in the horror theme for too long tonight, her nerves are tense, she is really tired. Just after taking a hot shower, I felt sleepy.
Wearing a T-shirt with Xu Youyuan's breath and getting into Xu Youyuan's quilt, is there a happier experience than this
It would be better if Xu Youyuan and her were in the same bed.
Shi Yue is very sensitive to smells. When she entered the bed, she sniffed, and the fragrance of the shampoo used by Xu Youyuan and the faint scent of bath salts were obvious around her.
Although living in a small house in the western suburbs, the surrounding environment is very cramped and chaotic, and Xu Youyuan is not very hardworking and willing to tidy up. But the little world where Shi Yue was going to sleep was kept clean and comfortable by her.
The bed against the wall is particularly safe, like the bedroom Shi Yue owned for the first time when she was a child.
When Shi Yue closed her eyes, she could hear the sound of water being poured out of the bathroom, and Xu Youyuan took a shower and pushed out the door.
The room was too small, and Xu Youyuan's footsteps could be heard clearly.
When Shi Yue was half asleep, she heard Xu Youyuan wandering between the living room and the bedroom. When she gently walked into the bedroom, Shi Yue suddenly woke up from the edge of the dream.
Xu Youyuan was already standing on her back, Shi Yue opened her eyes, feeling that Xu Youyuan's breath and body temperature were getting closer.
Xu Youyuan bent down.
When Shi Yue turned her head back a little violently, their faces almost collided.
Xu Youyuan rested one hand on the bed next to Shi Yue's neck to maintain balance, and the other hand crossed Shi Yue's body. The movement of taking things stopped because of Shi Yue's rollover and the super close distance.
"Wake you up?" Xu Youyuan was calm, "I just want to get the phone charger."
Shi Yue glanced at the charger on the other side of the bed and brought it for her.
"Thank you. Good night." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear.
"Good night." When Shi Yue responded, she realized that her voice was unnaturally hoarse.
Xu Youyuan left the bedroom and returned to the living room. The distance between the two was actually less than two meters, but there was an extra wall.
The scene just now made Shi Yue search for sleepiness for a long time and couldn't find it.
Xu Youyuan's situation was not much better, Shi Yue could clearly hear squeezing noises coming from the sofa.
Why did you come here before going to bed, Xu Youyuan also regretted it. I can't sleep now, I have a headache...
When she was about 30 years old, Xu Youyuan was under a lot of pressure because of the reshaping of the universe. She couldn't sleep all night, and it was still difficult to fall asleep after taking a load of medicine. She had to sum up a set of methods to help her fall asleep.
There are generally two scenes in the imagination of falling asleep. One is the room for spiritual and time cultivation in "Dragon Ball". There is nothing but an entrance and exit, only a piece of white. Xu Youyuan stared at the white and slowly found sleepiness.
Another scene is driving on an unmanned, straight road, the scenery is constantly repeated in the mind, and drowsiness is easy to follow.
This time Xu Youyuan chose a straight road to help her fall asleep. When the scenery repeated to the ninth paragraph, she finally stepped on the edge of the dream, but was pulled back by a creaking sound of shaking the bed.
Xu Youyuan opened her eyes in astonishment, what did she hear
What did she hear!
The neighbor's young couple resumed their old business and started a new round of fusion of heaven and earth.
I don't know if it was intentional to take revenge, but this time, the voice of the young couple's communication was very heroic. It was upgraded from the Japanese name to the American name, and the voice was still from Dantian, which was full of confidence.
Xu Youyuan opened her eyes to look at the ceiling, she knew that Shi Yue must have heard it too.
The small room is filled with sounds that are not suitable for children, and it seems that the surround sound is turned on in the quiet night.
If it were normal, Xu Youyuan would definitely go out and beat the door, but tonight it was her own fault that made others unable to sleep. She had no objection at all and could only endure it silently.
Must be cursed tonight.
Xu Youyuan shed two lines of silent tears.
No, as long as she is with Shi Yue, it is very easy to encounter extremely embarrassing things. Xu Youyuan doesn't know if there is a problem with her character or Shi Yue's character.
"Xu Youyuan..." Shi Yue called out to her suddenly, with a hesitant tone. Xu Youyuan immediately pretended to be asleep, and even snored loudly, this time it was really the snoring of the old Xu family.
When Shi Yue heard the call, she was stunned for a while and almost spat out.
People in their thirties, why are they so timid. Shi Yue licked her lips, are you afraid that I won't eat you
**
There are not as many problems as Xu Youyuan, as long as she is sleepy, Yue can fall asleep immediately, and she will not wake up until dawn.
But Xu Youyuan was different.
Drink two more sips of water before going to bed, and if it is winter again, the probability of waking up at night is very high.
At 4:40 in the morning, Xu Youyuan almost got up in her dream. After she went to the bathroom to release her, she returned to the bed in the bedroom with the instinct of an animal to find a home. After pulling the quilt for a long time, she finally pulled out the quilt and tightly tightened it. Wrap up and sleep.
Shi Yue was half asleep and woke up from the cold. She closed her eyes and painfully searched for the trace of the quilt. After touching it for a long time, she finally found it.
Xu Youyuan, who was lying flat on the bed, was exposed to the cold air again.
Xu Youyuan dreamed that she was crawling in the ice and snow, and the cold wind made her shiver, and she woke up shaking.
What about the quilt? How can the quilt run by itself
Xu Youyuan went to pull the quilt again, and Shi Yue habitually wrapped the quilt around her body in the shape of a burrito, which was very strong and could not be pulled by Xu Youyuan if she wanted to.
Xu Youyuan was sleepy and cold, shuttled between reality and dreams, muttering pitifully:
"A Shuang... give me a quilt... I'm cold."
When Shi Yue heard the sound, she opened her eyes "huh", not knowing when Xu Youyuan actually ran to the bed.
Seeing that Xu Youyuan was still in a dream, she remembered that when Xu Youyuan was at her house that day, she was still half-awake and still hugged people and didn't let go.
Shi Yue turned around and called Xu Youyuan's name softly. Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, she seemed to be asleep, she pouted and snorted softly, Shi Yue didn't hear what she said, and put her ear close to her.
"Little brat... don't make trouble..."
When she understood what Xu Youyuan was saying, Shi Yue's eyes widened.
Did Xu Youyuan dream about me
Shi Yue unfolded the quilt and wrapped Xu Youyuan in it.
From the cold area into the warm bed, the glacier in Xu Youyuan's dream entered the spring, and the earth warmed up, which gradually relieved her trembling body.
A polar bear swayed over. The closer Xu Youyuan got, the warmer she felt. She hugged the polar bear, it was really warm, and she couldn't help crawling on it with her hands and feet.
Shi Yue didn't expect Xu Youyuan to wrap her arms around her waist and even put her legs up, and the whole body drilled into her arms.
It's too cute...
Shi Yue hugged her and carefully warmed her cold body.
Xu Youyuan felt that the polar bear was so soft, gentle, and fragrant, and fell asleep in its arms.
The night lamp was emitting a dim yellow light in the corner of the wall. With this little light, Shi Yue looked at the soft lips of the person in her arms and couldn't help kissing it.
Xu Youyuan's lips were softer and hotter than she had imagined. After a short contact, Shi Yue's heart was swaying, and she couldn't help kissing again. The tip of her tongue licked her lips, her heartbeat quickened, and her palms began to sweat.
When hesitating whether to open Xu Youyuan's lips to probe deeper, Xu Youyuan's lips suddenly opened.
Shi Yue paused, thinking that Xu Youyuan was awakened by her.
But she is not timid, even if Xu Youyuan wakes up, she will face it calmly, and even confess it directly.
"Well..." Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, but began to kiss her back. His lips were deeply lingering, and he even took the initiative to stick out his soft tongue.
This is the first time Shi Yue has experienced a real kiss in reality, and the thought that the kissing object is still Xu Youyuan makes her even more dazzled.
Just when she wanted to go further, Xu Youyuan suddenly stopped.
Shi Yue: "?"
"Huh..."
The soft snoring sounded, Shi Yue was dumbfounded.
Did you fall asleep when the kiss was hot
Did you fall asleep after picking someone up
Where the fuck are you from! It's too appetizing!
Shi Yue really wanted to push her under the bed to hang out overnight!
But reluctant to…
Shi Yue angrily pinched Xu Youyuan's face, pinched her nose, and then kissed her lovely lips. After being slightly satisfied, she struggled to find sleep again.
…
The next Sunday, at six o'clock in the morning, the little assistant Tao Xiaoyu arrived at Juheyuan in the western suburbs, where she went to work.
After taking two days of sick leave, Tao Xiaoyu finally came back alive from the quagmire of fever. Although today is a rest day, it is not good for her to continue to hang President Xu at home, otherwise she will definitely eat takeout again.
Xu Youyuan must be sleeping at this o'clock. Under normal circumstances, she can take the key to open the door and go in and make breakfast to keep warm. She doesn't even need to be too tiptoe. .
Tao Xiaoyu opened the door and entered the room, and put the bag on the table, feeling that the atmosphere in the room today was a little out of place.
She looked at the bedroom, and the bedroom door was actually closed.
In the past, Xu Youyuan slept with the door closed, what happened today
The end of the year is approaching, and things are not peaceful everywhere. Tao Xiaoyu had lingering fears after reading a few social news about home invasions and robbery, and immediately thought about it. Not in this world.
As soon as she opened the door, she found Xu Youyuan sitting on the bed with a look of astonishment, with another person beside her.
The appearance of that person is not clear for the time being, but at first glance it should be a young woman.
The two slept on the same bed, covered with a quilt, Tao Xiaoyu understood.
Xu Youyuan: "It's not what you think..."
Tao Xiaoyu waved his hand, exited the room, and when he closed the door, he gave her a thumbs up.
Xu Youyuan: "..."
How could she run into the bed? ! He even slept with Shi Yue!
Tao Xiaoyu left temporarily "very acquainted", Xu Youyuan quickly got out of bed and returned to the sofa, trying to pretend that nothing happened.
No, nothing ever happened!
Xu Youyuan lay on the sofa, terrified, and fell asleep again...
At 7:30, Shiyue's mobile phone alarm clock rang, she got up to wash and cook, and Xu Youyuan opened her eyes when she got dressed.
When Xu Youyuan hadn't woken up, she looked like a child. She was still stunned, and her voice was soft: "Are you leaving?"
"Well, I have something to do with the company." Shi Yue came over, resisted the urge to kiss Xu Youyuan, and smiled, "I made breakfast for you, fried steak, broccoli, and eggs. And soy milk, you have too few ingredients here. Let’s eat some food first, and I’ll prepare it for you later.”
Xu Youyuan shook her head and rubbed her eyes: "No."
Shi Yue touched her head: "No, no, no, Xu Youyuan, you don't want to be so cute."
Xu Youyuan waved her hand away: "You are playing a show of no big or small overbearing president, go to work quickly!"
"Just treat the benefactor who helped you prepare breakfast like this? Huh?" Shi Yue's face sank for a moment. I have to say that Shiyue's face is amazing. When she smiles, it is very sweet, ten times sweeter than saccharin. But her face is also very bluffing, even Xu Youyuan was bluffed by her, thinking she was really angry.
Shi Yue stared at Xu Youyuan for a few seconds, and while she was unprepared, she jumped up and grabbed her head, completely messing up her hair, and then ran away quickly with a smile.
Xu Youyuan's entire face was left with a mouth exposed: "...Where are the preschool children running here?"
Shi Yue didn't know how much perfume she sprayed before she left. When Xu Youyuan got off the sofa, she sneezed three or four times and almost burst her eardrums.
The life of young people is too exciting.
After washing up, she sat at the dining table and ate the breakfast that Shi Yue helped her make. Xu Youyuan was very moved by the happiness and the deliciousness of the food itself.
Who can have such a family, too happy.
Even the broccoli that she didn't like was eaten. Xu Youyuan swept all the food on the plate, and when she was ready to start today's work, she suddenly remembered that she came from Shi Yue's arms in the morning. Wake up this thing.
Shi Yue didn't complain, maybe she didn't know about it...
I definitely don't know, I definitely don't know, Xu Youyuan comforted herself in her heart.
Sharing the same bed can comfort herself for the time being, but in addition to dreaming of polar bears, she also had a spring dream.
She dreamed that she kissed Shi Yue, and it was Shi Yue who took the initiative to kiss her.
The two kissed very hotly, and the polar bears sat together and watched.
Terrible... rude!
Older single young women are finally starting to yy little girls.
Xu Youyuan decided to go to the gym for a three-kilometer run to wake up, and then take a bath to wash away the filthy mind.