Middle-aged Love Patch

Chapter 83

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Shi Yue finally fell asleep, Xu Youyuan looked at her quietly for a while, tried to get up, and found that her wrist was still being held by her.

"Okay." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear, "I'm going to take a bath, I'll be back soon, I promise you won't leave."

Shi Yue then let go of her hand and muttered.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the bath, she wanted to lie down on the sofa outside, but tomorrow morning when the child woke up and was still awake, she found that she was gone again, at least that moment would be a little sad.

She couldn't see the child's sadness at all, Xu Youyuan looked at the size of the bed, not to mention two people, one more person would be more than enough to lie side by side, and it wouldn't be too embarrassing if they were not so close.

And it's not that they haven't slept in the same bed.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the bath and got under the quilt, she remembered that her father had said similar things before, and couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, Lao Xu was also a prophet.

Xu Youyuan lay down next to the bed like a corpse, her hands on her stomach, and she didn't move all night.

I didn't sleep soundly, I woke up twice in between.

Once, Shi Yue woke up on the verge of suffocation because Shi Yue had her long legs on top of her. The other time was when Shi Yue got up at dawn and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Xu Youyuan recited in her heart "Young people are really full of energy", but she was so sleepy that she turned over and went back to sleep.

I used to dream all day long that I couldn't catch up with the bus, and I felt anxious like a shadow. Now that the work from the previous year has been completed, she is relatively stable in her mentality. In addition, the hotel is relatively quiet, and the voices of the neighbors next door cannot be heard. Xu Youyuan slept very comfortably in the second half of her sleep.

She slept until she woke up naturally. When she woke up, it was already 11 noon, and she was still hungry by the smell of food.

When she was half asleep, she smelled the aroma of barbecue. When Xu Youyuan got up, she found herself lying on the opposite corner of the bed, sleeping quite domineeringly, but the quilt was well covered, and she actually held a Little black pig doll.

Xu Youyuan and Little Black Pig looked at each other.

Who are you

"Finally awake? Washed up and went out to eat!" It was Shi Yue's voice.

Xu Youyuan stuck her head out of the room and looked into the living room. She saw Shiyue sitting at the dining table. The table was exaggeratedly placed on iron plates and full of wagyu beef and back-cut beef tongue.

"How cooked do you like it?" Shi Yue held a clip in her hand and turned the plump meat over.

"Five points!" Xu Youyuan almost jumped up, she was really hungry!

"Go brush your teeth and wash your face quickly, you can eat meat after washing!" Shi Yue was quite strict.

"Oh!" Xu Youyuan quickly turned around and ran to the bathroom. Halfway through the run, she found that she was still hugging the little black pig and left it on the sofa.

"Where did the little black pig come from!" Xu Youyuan asked.

"When I got up early to go to the gym, I happened to see a claw machine, and I caught it for you."

"You still go to the gym? I said, isn't there a cuter doll? Catch a black pig."

"Don't you also hold me to sleep until 11 o'clock?"

Xu Youyuan was blocked by a sentence and lost her temper.

She quickly went to wash and came out. Shi Yue held the knife and fork, and staggered her left and right hands. The creamy wagyu beef was cut into bite-sized pieces, and the roasted crispy garlic slices were shoveled onto the plate in front of Xu Youyuan.

"Please use it." Shi Yue said.

Xu Youyuan folded her hands together and said gratefully, "Then I'm welcome!"

Wagyu beef juice is rich and fat but not greasy, the aroma of oil and tender meat melt in your mouth, it is quite enjoyable to eat.

Shi Yue was afraid that she would not have enough to eat, so she packed rice and let her eat it with her.

Xu Youyuan slept very hungry this night. If she woke up from hunger at home, she might order some noodles or order takeaway by the way. With Shiyue, it was completely different.

Delicate cuisine can instantly boost people's energy and quickly detonate the energy of the whole day.

This is life, woohoo...

After eating this iron plate, Xu Youyuan can write a hundred pages of planning in a row!

"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue sat across from her, squinting and smiling at her.

"Delicious! You can eat it too!"

"I have already eaten."

"what did you eat?"

"Have some salad and nuts after going to the gym in the morning."

Xu Youyuan's chopsticks that danced with the wind stopped instantly: "...Who is Mai Tai? Do you want me to eat it?"

"I don't want you to eat, you're almost finished." Shi Yue smiled, "I thought you were good at sleeping, but I didn't expect to eat even more. That's right, the grandparents who used to sell pancakes at the gate of our home community didn't recognize them. I know you."

"What the hell?"

"I specifically asked them why they knew your name, and my grandparents said that the little fat man always nests two eggs and two sausages, and sometimes buys two pancakes at a time. They all say that you are the gold master, grandchildren and granddaughter. You can go to school with peace of mind."

Xu Youyuan grabbed the objects around her and was about to smash Shi Yue's brain: "Listen to your fart! I'm a pig, so I eat so much at one time!"

Shi Yue said, "Put down your kind!"

Xu Youyuan saw that she was holding a little black pig doll in her hand. I didn't want to lose it at first, but now I can't wait to throw a 200 yards!

In the end, the happiness in the rice bowl is still in Shiyue's hands, Xu Youyuan probably expressed her anger, and she didn't want to touch the real chapter.

And the wonderful wagyu is now, eat it first, how can you get angry

Shi Yue saw this and took the opportunity to tease Xu Youyuan desperately. After Xu Youyuan threw away the pig, the happier she was eating wagyu with rice, and the more she ate, the more Buddha she ate. No matter how high Shiyue jumped, she ignored her and concentrated on eating.

Seeing Xu Youyuan eating so deliciously, Shi Yue felt a sense of accomplishment, and went to the bathroom next to the bedroom to wash her hands.

Sweeping away all the flesh, Xu Youyuan touched her stomach contentedly until she couldn't stand up, and rolled directly onto the sofa to lie down.

"Xu Youyuan." Shi Yue called her from the room.

"What's the matter... I can't move right now..." Those who knew she was overwhelmed, those who didn't know thought she was dying waiting for rescue.

"Is that thing in your bag a smart musician?"

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes immediately, damn, she forgot to zip up her bag after taking her paraphernalia last night! I was actually seen by Shi Yue...

"Well, yes." He could only pretend to respond calmly.

"Can I take it out and play?"

"You take it."

Shiyue brought the smart musician to the sofa in the living room, talked to it, co-composed with it, and had fun like a child.

"You like it so much?" Xu Youyuan sat and watched.

"Well, I saw it when my sister and I were shopping in the Pengpai Plaza before, and I felt that it had a lot of similarities with the X system I wanted. I wanted to buy it that day, but I forgot about Jiang Yun. I didn't expect it. You like it too, can you lend me a couple of days to play?"

After Xu Youyuan was silent for a few seconds, she confessed: "I originally wanted to give it to you."

Shi Yue turned her head back, because her eyes became sharp in surprise, and she was like a child who received a gift: "Really? Give it to me?"

"Yes." Xu Youyuan smiled, "The New Year's gift I picked for you. Happy New Year, Xiaoyue."

Shi Yue didn't ask why the gift was only delivered today, and it was delivered separately from the figure.

Xu Youyuan didn't explain it either. The two seemed to have connected a certain nerve together. They solved the small problem that shouldn't be wasted without language explanation. They also tacitly agreed that no one would mention it, so that it didn't exist yet. Floating to the surface has become the past tense.

This is the way Xu Youyuan likes and is familiar with, Shi Yue is indeed a mature...

Xu Youyuan hadn't finished praising Shiyue in her heart, when she saw Shiyue suddenly pounced on her and brought her down on the sofa.

Xu Youyuan: "??"

"Thank you!" Shi Yue held her face in her hands and sipped a mouthful on her cheek.

"What are you doing—get up! Crushed me!" Xu Youyuan's chin was pulled, her face was twisted to the other side, and another big kiss was placed on her face, deforming her face.

"Special, I like you very much!" Shi Yue was lying on Xu Youyuan's chest, the two of them folded on the sofa like a sea otter mother and daughter floating on the water.

"Enough is enough." Xu Youyuan's kissed cheek was a little hot, she pushed Shi Yue's chin and wanted to push her up, "You still have to nibble on gifts for you, what the world is."

"Isn't this a good bite, it's a loving kiss." Shi Yue's face was also deformed by her, "I always thank her like this when my sister buys me gifts."

"I'm not your sister!"

"Oh, that's right." Shi Yue held her arm aside and kissed her mouth immediately, "So you want me to kiss somewhere else to thank you!"

Xu Youyuan quickly blocked Shi Yue's mouth and covered Shi Yue's mouth. Xu Youyuan's resistance made Shi Yue's movements out of control, and her mouth hit Xu Youyuan's mouth through her palm.

The two of them rolled to the corner of the sofa and were in pain for a long time. Xu Youyuan's tears came out. Shi Yue's lips were bruised by her teeth and bleed a little. Laughing like crazy.

Shi Yue ordered some fruit and sent it to the room for Xu Youyuan to eat more. The WeChat on the mobile phone continued. She and Xu Youyuan sat together watching TV, forked a grape to Xu Youyuan, and flipped through WeChat with the mobile phone in her hand.

"I can eat it myself." Xu Youyuan was about to bring the fork, but Shiyue refused and had to feed her.

"My colleague asked me to go skiing," Shi Yue said.

"Then you go."

"Are you going?"

"I'm too full to eat, I'm afraid I will spit out."

"Then I'm not going either." Shi Yue said, "Let's just pass the rest of the theme of love while we're at it now, otherwise the New Year will be coming soon. We all have to accompany us at home when we go home for the New Year, and want to spare a lot of time. Block time is not easy to play games.”

"Now?"

"Yeah, right now, how appropriate. Everyone has gone to play without being disturbed. It's the best time to play games."

What's supposed to come will always come...

The theme of love that has been escaping for so long has finally been put on the agenda, and it cannot be avoided.

"Don't underestimate the theme of love." Seeing Xu Youyuan's dejected look, Shi Yue said sternly, "In my opinion, the theme of love is the most difficult of the three themes. Although there are no ghosts in this theme, it may be life-threatening. There are relatively few scenes, but it is not so easy to pass smoothly.”

Having said this, Shi Yue patted Xu Youyuan on the shoulder: "Put this theme at the end to pass the test, as expected of a great god, with a unique vision."

It's not that Xu Youyuan hasn't read the description of the love theme, and she thinks Shi Yue is a little alarmist.

Xu Youyuan said: "The gameplay of the love theme is quite interesting. Two partners play different story roles in the love scene, and the other party does not know who the partner is. Survive in the real life simulation scene, and find The person who makes my heart move the most. The NPCs in the previous version may still make people play, but the NPCs in the new version are more humanized.

"If the heartbeat index of the two of the other characters reaches 100 points before the scene is all over, they will be cleared.

"If the scene ends and one of the two sides has a heartbeat index that does not reach 100 points, the person who does not reach 100 points needs to manually select the person who is heartwarming. If the person who chooses the heartbeat is the role played by the partner, it will be a victory. There are only two partners in a group. Only if everyone chooses the right one can pass the level. Otherwise, it will fail.

"Re-entering the scene after a failure may still be the previous scene, but it is more likely to change the scene and enter another story to start over. Whether it is the previous scene or not, the role played must be different."

Xu Youyuan said: "It is indeed a test of the tacit understanding between partners."

Shi Yue: "That's why I said it was a wise decision to put the theme of love at the end.

"After all, after the cooperation of the first two themes, the partners will have a deeper understanding of each other. Only the team that really understands each other and has a good impression of the partner is likely to win in the theme of love."

Shi Yue doesn't care what Xu Youyuan thinks about her for dragging Xu Youyuan into the dark room to play. The dark room is a dating app, and its purpose has always been clear.

Existing research shows that more than 75% of the 6,000 teams that have entered the final competition stage through three major themes are determined to be lovers. This figure shows that the dark box kernel has not gone astray, and it is quite successful.

Therefore, partners who pass the love theme are likely to become lovers.

"But there are obvious flaws in this gameplay." Xu Youyuan said, "As long as the two partners agree on a password, no matter what role they play after entering the scene, as long as they follow the password, they will find it soon. The difficulty is low, and it is not very beneficial to the dark room."

"Yes, if someone cheats outside the game, the love theme will not be playable. So there is an anti-cheating system in the dark room that can detect whether the player is cheating. Once cheating is discovered, the player will be immediately disqualified from participating."

"Is the principle of the anti-cheating system..."

"Well, you should be familiar with it. It is similar to the anti-cheat system that reshapes the universe. The principle is to determine whether the player is cheating by extracting the neuron information of the player. The accidental injury rate of this detection system is close to 0 points, because it is a Directly retrieve the player's memory as evidence. No matter how the player agrees in or out of the game, as long as the agreement is made, it will remain in the memory. After the system captures it, it will be judged as cheating." Shi Yue said,

"Of course, all the information retrieved from the player's neurons will abide by the 'holographic game operation regulations', keep it confidential for the player, and never leak it for other purposes. We are still good citizens who obey the law, unlike Liu Fat."

Xu Youyuan nodded: "If cheating can be avoided, the theme of love will be very interesting. Shi Yue, you should really apply to the government for a contribution award for promoting marriage. Even if only 10% of the couples will choose the final choice. Getting married and having children also contributes a lot to population growth.”

"Hey? Don't say it, your idea is very good. It's the correct posture to successfully clean up from the APP in the dark room. I can really talk about it with my colleagues, go to the government department, and send out a few more rounds of announcements. Maybe it can enter the mainstream directly!”

"Come on you, the dark room has long been the mainstream." Xu Youyuan said, "The first stage of this theme shouldn't be difficult, let's get used to it first. I'm a little unsure about this theme."

Shi Yue snorted twice: "It's okay, I'm very familiar with this theme, I'll play with you."

"Aren't we all torn apart and don't know which character we become?"

Shi Yue thought to herself: You didn't know who I was before the two of us got in close contact with each other in the storm. Suddenly breaking into the life of the 11-year-old little sister, I can stand firm by your side. Is there any difficulty in the game

"Don't think too complicated." Before entering the theme of love, Shi Yue specifically explained, "Follow your true feelings. As long as you think which character is the cutest, you can choose her, it must be me."

"Wait a minute, I forgot to read another very important question." Xu Youyuan asked Shiyue, "After we enter the scene, we randomly assign roles, right?"

"Yep."

"Let's follow the rules." Xu Youyuan said, "Actually, the theme of love can be regarded as a game of strategy for each character, right. Let's take a traditional strategy game as an example. After entering the scene, players can choose the target they want to attack. , and then generate a heartbeat index during the interaction. My question now is if we start to choose each other after the final scene, can I choose a character whose heartbeat index is 0?"

Shi Yue: "No. Characters with a heartbeat index below 50 will not appear in the selection list."

"Okay, another question, we may be assigned the role of a female or a male, is that so?"

"It was originally set like this..."

"That's it. If you're assigned a male role, no matter what you say or do, my heart rate for you will only be 0!"

"Xu Youyuan, it seems that you are really nervous about the theme of love. As a dating app, sexuality is of course the first consideration. Do you remember when you first entered the dark room, except for the nickname In addition to pinching your face, there is another item that must be manually operated, which is the choice of sexual orientation.

"Once the sexual orientation is determined, the player's sexual orientation will be respected in the entire darkroom scene where real love is involved. Especially the love theme, all NPCs in it will change according to the sexual orientation selected by the player. That is to say, we enter the scene. After that, all the characters will be female. There will be no such thing as missing the right answer because of sexual incompatibility."

"Okay, I'm relieved to hear you say that." Xu Youyuan said, "After all, I'm really not sure about love."

"No, I think you know love quite well, do you have any misunderstanding about love itself?" Shi Yue said, "And I was so bad in the horror theme that you brought me here, you are really amazing Xu Youyuan is the closest to a professional player among ordinary players. And this game is about the cooperation of two people, so don’t worry too much. Remember, follow your own heart.”

The love theme does not have to carry any appearances and props. In order to ensure that no information that may lead to cheating is disclosed, all appearances and props in the love theme are invalid.

Players enter the scene in a "streaking" state. As long as they are sure that a certain person is definitely their partner, they can start the strategy. Once the heartbeat index reaches 50 points, they can submit answers at any stage of the game.

After submitting the answer, you will temporarily exit the game. In order to keep the game scene undisturbed, the NPC will automatically take over the role until both parties have filled in the answer, and the result will be announced.

Not being able to carry any props also gave Xu Youyuan peace of mind. Now that there are more and more props, the selection process is giving her a headache. So it's better to wait until the competition stage to tangle with the props.

"Let's go?" Shi Yue held the access crystal in her hand and asked Xu Youyuan.

"Well, let's go." Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and logged into the game.

The two entered the theme of love, and the scene was covered little by little.

For the first time, Xu Youyuan didn't know the bottom line. She was still reading the theme description when the game loaded.

In fact, Xu Youyuan is not completely unconfident. She has been interacting with Shi Yue very frequently recently, and she has also passed through two major themes together. She still knows Shi Yue's way of speaking and personality. Even if she changed her face and changed her identity, Xu Youyuan still had the confidence to find Shiyue in the vast crowd...

Um? Wait a minute.

When Xu Youyuan looked at the theme description, she found this one:

"In order to increase the difficulty and playability of the game, distractions will be set in the scene. Please note that you cannot find your partner by chance, all NPCs in this theme may acquire your partner's behavior, personality and Speaking preference, distractors are automatically generated, and depending on the stage, the difficulty of distractors varies.

(Note: The acquisition method is strictly in accordance with the 'Holographic Game Operation Regulations' promulgated in 2026. Please supervise all players to create a good game environment.)"

That is to say, NPC may disguise as Xu Youyuan's familiar appearance

Shiyue loves to show her abdominal muscles, the game will make the NPC and her a virtue by grabbing the information of Shiyue's neurons

In this way, it is more difficult than she imagined.

[System prompt: You are about to enter the love-themed dating scene

(The first stage of the 2035 season love theme preliminaries)

Initiator: Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers

Import Movie: Not Acquired

Difficulty: not acquired

Precautions:

One: Including but not limited to appearance, pets, vehicles and other props will not have any effect in this theme.

Two: relax a little, true love can't come so easily. You must know that warriors who go to the battlefield with the heart of mortal death will often... really die on the battlefield.

Three: Don't think that love themes don't need weapons, don't miss any suspicious space, where you may find life-saving weapons.]

Xu Youyuan said "Huh": "Do you want to use weapons in love scenes?"

Shi Yue: "Although it is not as dangerous as the other two scenarios, there is not only one way to fail. After all, they are all scenarios that are out of reality, and there may be more dangerous plots. The player dies or chooses the wrong one. Everyone is a failure."

The scene is 50% covered and doesn't look very modern.

Xu Youyuan, who has been immersed in the ultra-modern since birth, has no concept of ancient things, and I am afraid Shi Yue, an AI fanatic, is the same.

The two looked at each other, the fog filled the air, and they gradually couldn't see each other.

"It's like she's going to be reincarnated." Xu Youyuan told a joke to lighten the atmosphere.

Shi Yue looked at her with special reluctance: "Xu Youyuan, see you later. You can definitely find me."

Little brat, don't put pressure on people, okay

The fog in front of her gradually dissipated, and Xu Youyuan came to a strange world of love alone.