"Ding Ding Ding" the doorbell kept ringing, and Xu Youyuan's stomach growled and the sound of the doorbell matched.
That's how you choose the day! But when people plan to avoid food, they send their favorite calorie bomb!
Why this o'clock delivery!
Why not send it sooner!
Xu Youyuan was lying on the wall tossing and turning, and she was very entangled with the war between heaven and man in her heart.
"What's the matter, daughter." Xu Yishu came out of the bedroom with a portable hard drive. "Where are you painting the walls? Who is ringing the doorbell outside, and you won't open the door for others."
"Uncle!" Shi Yue called out at the right time, "It's me!"
Xu Yishu heard Shi Yue's voice, and immediately ran over to open the door. Outside the door were the Shi sisters who were still smiling brightly, and said in unison:
"Good evening uncle."
"Hey, hello. You Yuan, what's the matter with you, hurry up and help get the slippers."
"Oh..." Xu Youyuan floated like a ghost to get the slippers and put them on the entrance.
Shi Yue and Shi Ye entered the door one after the other. Shi Yue saw that Xu Youyuan had no energy, and asked Xu Yishu: "Uncle, what's wrong with Youyuan? I'm listless, are you sick?"
"Don't pay attention to her, what about losing weight when you're sick." Xu Yishu complained about her.
"Losing weight?" Shi Yue put the muffins on the table, righteous and awe-inspiring, like a poem reciting, and said earnestly, "You Yuan, you are not fat at all, why do you still want to lose weight?"
"Isn't it!" Xu Yishu echoed, "I think so too, why did I get fat? Our young Yuan has always had a wrong understanding of herself. She was really fat in high school, but she never took it to heart. Now she is thin. Small arms and small legs, but thinking about losing weight."
Xu Youyuan didn't speak the whole time, and she restrained her inner desire wholeheartedly, not to look at that soft, sweet, bright... almost perfect cloud muffin.
"What I said, block us outside, it turns out that the heat is blocked." Shi Yue smiled at Xu Youyuan, "Why did I choose the timing so accurately? Okay, I won't eat if you don't eat, I'll help you Put it in the refrigerator, and when you want to eat it, take it out, call me, and I will come to help you thaw it perfectly."
Xu Yishu saw the eagerness in Xu Youyuan's eyes: "In this way, you can take a small bite and taste the taste, and you won't be allowed to eat more. Just pad your stomach, your stomach is screaming, and you will be in the middle of the night. It's a fight over whoever shouts louder."
Xu Youyuan: "You just snorted."
Shi Yue squinted and smiled: "Okay, I will reply back to show that I am still in good spirits, and I am not hungry."
Shi Ye whispered in Xu Youyuan's ear: "Xiaoyue spent three hours making it, and she went to several places to prepare the materials. You really don't want to eat, if you don't, I will bring it back. I wanted to have a taste before, this little bastard guarded me like a thief."
Xu Youyuan hesitated there, Xu Yishu didn't plan to pay attention to her, and greeted Shi Yue and Shi Ye over: "We were planning to watch a home video. You two are here just in time, can you watch it together?"
"Home video?" Shi Yue's eyes lit up, "Is it a video of Xu Youyuan when she was a child?"
"From birth, everything!"
"Let's see, come and come." Shi Yue immediately left the 35-year-old Xu Youyuan and ran to the embrace of the newly-born Xiao Youyuan.
"That's my dark history! Don't show it to others!" Xu Youyuan protested.
Although Xu Yishu is getting more and more serious as he gets older, and he usually complains about his daughter less often, but when Xu Youyuan said this, the matter of privacy is really not good, so she put it out like this, and said weakly: "How can you be someone else when you are young? ?", the movement of connecting the mobile hard disk and the TV in his hand also stopped.
Shi Yue was already seated in the first row, and was beaten mercilessly by Xu Youyuan, looking at Xu Youyuan pitifully:
"It's really not possible..."
Can't be so cute, it's too foul. Xu Youyuan insulted Shi Yue in her heart.
"It's better than this, let's exchange." Shi Yue tempted, "You show me your dark history, and I'll show you mine too. How about a fair deal?"
"How can a genius girl have a dark history?" Xu Youyuan was not fooled.
"Oh. Then you can show it to me unilaterally." Shi Yue didn't hide it, and immediately stopped cheating.
"Can the pit man go for dim sum..."
"Why is it called a cheater? Xu Youyuan, can you keep some truth, kindness and beauty in your heart? I just want to get to know you, okay? It's too exaggerated to say black history, isn't it all you? And it's not that I didn't know you before. , right." Shi Yue coerced and seduced, and at the end she acted coquettishly, "Okay, please show me."
"Fouling again..." Xu Youyuan couldn't tell whether she was a hard-hearted, stupid straight man, or whether she wanted to see Shi Yue's cuteness, so she refused to agree.
Shi Ye, who was sitting beside him, was sleepy, yawning while eating muffins:
"Can the two of you decide quickly, whether to watch the dark history or go home and sleep directly, but give a letter of approval, Afu is still waiting for me."
Xu Youyuan: "Who told you to eat my muffin, spit it out for me!"
Shi Ye ate happily: "Didn't you stop eating? I thought about not wasting it. What's the matter, are you thinking about it again?"
"I can eat it tomorrow if I don't eat it now. Shiyue made it for me..." Xu Youyuan stepped forward and rescued the muffin from Shiye's hand, protecting it firmly so that she wouldn't steal it from Shiye. Opportunity.
"Then can I exchange muffins for your dark history? Can I read it?" Shi Yue moved to her side and asked with a smile.
Xu Youyuan sighed: "Look, let's see, even if you don't watch today, Lao Xu will secretly take you to watch it tomorrow. Sooner or later, you will laugh at it, so it's better to let you laugh at once tonight."
In fact, Xu Youyuan saw that Shi Yue was cute and happy, and she agreed in her heart, but she just struggled for face.
With Xu Youyuan's permission, Shi Yue ordered a lot of lo mein and beer from the online supermarket on the spot, and asked Xu Yishu, "Uncle, what do you want to drink? Beer or white?"
Xu Yishu said cheerfully: "I'll just follow you to drink some beer. If I drink too much white beer, some people will be stunned."
Xu Youyu: "What's the matter, Lao Xu, I have changed from your biological daughter to someone? You said that you were drinking by yourself, even if you passed out at home, you went out to faint, how did you and Shi Yue meet again? Did I say something wrong with you?"
Xu Yishu: "Didn't I have reformed? I haven't been drunk for a long time, and I haven't seen you praise me."
Shi Yue saw that the father and daughter were constantly fighting each other, and she knew that Xu Youyuan's usual love for people was inherited from whom: "Then uncle, I'll bring you some beer. Sister, you drink beer like me, Xu Youyuan. What about you, Young Yuan? What to drink?"
Xu Youyuan: "No need, I'll drink it cold."
"Okay, I've placed an order."
When Shi Yue placed the order, Xu Youyuan glanced at her mobile phone, and the payment amount was 580 yuan.
Xu Youyuan was shocked: "You have to buy so many snacks for a black history. Show me what you bought, more than 500 yuan!"
"Just some lo-mei, duck tongue and duck neck or something."
"Bought ten boxes each. Are you feeding pigs? Is your sister a pig or my dad a pig?"
She had been silent for a while, and when Xu Youyuan was not paying attention and stole a few bites of the muffins, Shi Ye finally couldn't help but speak:
"How do you talk? Can't my sister be a pig herself?"
Shi Yue: "Are you your own sister?"
"Alright, alright." Xu Yishu connected the mobile hard drive to the TV and started playing the video, "It's on!"
"It started so soon, the appetizers haven't arrived yet, uncle."
"It's okay, the movie is very long, thirty or forty paragraphs. Since the birth of You Yuan, every birthday or festival, and some important days, her mother and I will help her shoot and record it. I can't finish watching it tonight, Let’s choose some important ones to watch, I guess I haven’t watched half of them when the snacks arrive.”
Xu Yishu was hesitating about the preview of the movie with the remote control, not knowing which segment to choose first.
"Uncle, let's start from the beginning." Shi Yue was calm on the surface, but sparks had already begun to appear in his heart. On the cover of the video, Xu Youyuan when she was a child was clearly a cute little fat chirp.
When she first had an impression of Xu Youyuan, Xu Youyuan was already an adult, always older than her, and always looked like an adult. During this period of time, the relationship is always regarded as an elder.
Shi Yue is eager to see Xu Youyuan, who was milky in her childhood! Uncle, don't choose, which paragraph is very important!
"Okay." Xu Yishu chose the first movie after sorting by time, "Then let's watch it from birth."
The film begins with a small, red baby face, with closed eyes and slightly swollen eyelids, wrapped in a warm pig-patterned blanket, looking like an alien.
"This is the first time Young Yuan meets her mother." Xu Yishu said, "Her mother had tossed for a long time to give birth to her. At first, she insisted on giving birth naturally, but she had no choice but to plan the premature birth. Great, I took another knife and almost confessed to Half-Life.
"Because the premature birth was afraid of developmental problems, You Yuan stayed in the intensive care unit for more than half a month, and her mother couldn't get out of bed because of her poor health. It was almost two weeks after the birth of You Yuan that they met for the first time. That's it. "
Xu Yishu looked back on the past warmly, and Xu Youyuan asked him in a low voice, "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
"It's your mother who doesn't want you to know, but I think you have the right to know how you came into this world, and you should also know what happened when your mother gave birth to you. You didn't tell me when your mother was still there before, too. I don't want you to be burdened or kidnapped. Now that she's gone, I can finally talk to you... "
Of course, Xu Youyuan understands how much love her mother has poured into her. Even though she is stable now, she was rebellious when she was a child, and caused a lot of trouble. Mom never really hated her...
"It's so ugly." The mother's voice came from the screen, "Is this my daughter? Why is she so ugly? Xu Yishu, do you want to go and have a look, our daughter doesn't get transferred."
The mother said it very seriously, and Xu Youyuan herself, who was still immersed in the residual heat of maternal love: "..."
The two sisters of the Shi family pinched each other's knees, holding back their laughter.
In the film, Xu Yishu, an intellectual, persuaded her: "Children are almost ugly when they are born. This must be our daughter. Look, she looks like us."
Mom said, "Like you."
Shi Ye laughed, and Shi Yue looked at Xu Youyuan who was huddled in the corner of the sofa: "Your ability to complain is passed down by your mother."
Xu Youyuan couldn't refute, after all, she was dissed by her mother, so she had to recognize it.
"But it's cute too. At that time, you can see the outline of the present. The little nose is very cute, and the eyelashes are very long. It's a pair of beautiful big eyes." Shi Yue leaned forward, and the boy Look carefully at the appearance of Xu Youyuan when she first came to this world, and try to find all the beautiful words to describe Xu Youyuan.
Xu Youyuan lived up to her ancestral spit skills, hugged her knees and said, "Where are your eyes, you can't see at all, okay?"
Shi Yue: "What's the matter with you, is it okay to praise you?"
"The key is that you close your eyes and brag."
"Okay, shh, don't be noisy, just focus on watching the movie." Shi Yue also taught Xu Youyuan a lesson.
If it was just the two of them, Xu Youyuan would have already flew up and pinched her, and both parents were there. Xu Youyuan was not easy to do it, but the account had to be counted together.
The first video is over, and the second is Xu Youyuan learning to walk.
The hair on the big round head is very soft, and the hair stands up after walking two steps. Xu Youyuan holds a dinosaur toy in one hand and stares fiercely at the camera.
Closer to the camera is the voice of my parents.
"Young Yuan, come, come here."
"Go slowly and come to your parents."
Xu Youyuan stumbled along, and after taking two steps, she jumped forward. She didn't feel any pain at all, and immediately stood up and continued to rush forward.
The mother said, "Slow down, slow down! This child can't walk steadily, why did he start running?"
Xu Youyuan originally bumped into the camera, but when she was almost in front of her, she suddenly turned.
Xu Yishu, who was holding the camera: "Where are the people?"
The camera shakes, looking for Xu Youyuan. The mother said, "Xu Yishu, come and see your precious daughter."
The camera adjusted its direction with Xu Youyuan, and the small Xu Youyuan grabbed the little dinosaur doll with one hand and stared at the advertisement of the web game that appeared on the desktop computer screen.
"Have you noticed?" Mom said, "your daughter likes to watch all these messes. Last time, too, her cousin played a snake when she came to play. After seeing it, Xiaoyuan didn't even cry. Do you have internet addiction if you are a little big?"
"I can't, isn't it normal for children to be attracted by games and animations? You can relate too well."
"hope so… "
"You can feel the desperation of uncles and aunts across the screen." After the second clip ended, Shi Yue commented on a paragraph as usual, "Xu Youyuan, you have liked games since you were young."
Before Xu Youyuan could answer Shi Ye, she blocked her back: "You're not the same. When you are one year old, you will rob me of toys, and my dolls will be bald by you."
Shi Yue: "… "
Xu Youyuan laughed together, Shi Yue said:
"Uncle, let's watch the next paragraph quickly."
"Come here." Xu Yishu also predicted, "This part is particularly exciting. You Yuan has gone to kindergarten and is performing on stage for the first time in her life."
"Where?" Shi Ye watched for a long time without seeing Xu Youyuan on stage, "Why can't I find her."
This is a children's play, there are flowers, trees, little girls and a little lion, all played by children in costumes.
"I found it." Shi Yue pointed to a sunflower in the upper right corner and said, "Is it there?"
"Xiao Xiaoyue's eyes are so good." Xu Yishu praised.
Only then did Shi Ye see Xu Youyuan dressed as a sunflower, her whole body was wrapped in a costume, only a fierce face was exposed from the sunflower petals, and there was no hair decoration at all. It was her bald face that made Xu Youyuan's annoyed expression clearer.
Xu Yishu: "The excitement has just begun."
Xu Youyuan: "You still have a high-energy warning? Am I really being held wrong?"
Shi Yue: "Shush Xu Youyuan, please be quiet, don't delay watching Xiao Youyuan."
Xu Youyuan: "..."
Xiao Youyuan squinted, getting more and more sleepy, and finally couldn't help yawning.
This yawn was very sincere, his mouth was wide open, and tears flowed wildly.
One yawn was not enough, Xu Youyuan yawned several times, and even the parents who were taking pictures kept yawning.
"Look at that kid," someone in the audience whispered.
"Really, I'm sleepy watching her yawn... ah-"
There was a lot of yawning in the audience, Xu Youyuan yawned a bunch of yawns in the audience, and at the end everyone was sleepy and looked at each other, which attracted a lot of laughter.
Everyone was talking about that little sleepy child. The little girl who danced and played the leading role in the middle was unhappy, stomping her feet and crying, and she ran off the stage with her face covered.
"Ouch, what's going on." Dad felt a big crisis.
"This... It's not right to go back and accompany the children." Mom also felt inappropriate.
And Xu Youyuan, who didn't know anything, yawned again, and the audience burst into laughter.
Shi Yue covered her stomach and burst into tears: "Xu Youyuan, what's the matter with you? You've been so sleep-deprived since you were a child. No wonder you're so solid when you sleep now."
Xu Youyuan blushed: "Can you concentrate on watching the movie?"
"Uncle, is there a follow-up to this?"
Xu Yishu said, "Yes, Youyuan and I went to apologize to the little girl."
Xu Youyuan actually regretted it a little bit. This home video completely showed Shiyue all the dark history of her life, and also included the function of Lao Xu's explanation.
Shouldn't have let her in.
Xu Youyuan was angry and took a bite of the muffin.
The muffin entrance is amazing.
Depend on! It's delicious too!
She used a fork to fork a small piece of muffin and put it into her mouth. Before eating it, senior foodie Xu Youyuan could already know how delicious the muffin was just by looking at the appearance. She did not expect that the rich and soft taste was completely beyond her imagination. Even more intoxicating than the cloud muffin she was obsessed with back then.
Xu Youyuan's hand holding the fork wanted to fork another piece, but she held back because someone was watching secretly.
Shi Yue is very busy. While chatting with Xu Yishu, she can't miss all the childhood Xu Youyuan in the film, and she has to pay attention to Xu Youyuan's every move in reality.
"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue raised her eyebrows at her.
In order to avoid her, Xu Youyuan had already gone to stay in a small corner, separated from her by Shi Ye and Xu Yishu, so that she could still be discovered at a glance.
Xu Youyuan pretended that nothing happened, stared at Shi Yue with serious eyes, and then shook her head in the direction of the TV series, warning her to watch the movie and not be half-hearted.
Shi Yue tapped her lips.
Xu Youyuan: "?"
Shi Yue continued, and stuck out her tongue to lick it.
Dry. Xu Youyuan once again insulted Shi Yue in her heart, Lao Xu is still here, what's the fuss about the dead cub.
Xu Youyuan shook her head vigorously—are you crazy? Can you be serious in front of your parents? You have thick skin and I want a face!
Shi Yue frowned, as if she didn't understand her words, still pouting her lips.
Still want to force a hooligan, right? Xu Youyuan really can't stand it, the annoying little bunny makes people feel at ease every day, and the courage is too big.
But she is so cute and attractive, making Xu Youyuan more appetizing than the muffin in her hand.
Shi Yue insisted on "kissing" there, Xu Youyuan surrendered, and had to put the plate down, stood up and said, "I'm going to the toilet."
Xu Yishu didn't lift his eyelids, and still stared at the TV: "Go, go."
Shi Ye didn't care about her either: "Uncle, Auntie was so pretty when she was young, she looked like a star."
Xu Yishu was proud: "Yes, the state of the young kite was not good in the years after giving birth, and it will look better after recovery. People used to say that Tingting married me because I was too high. There is no way, who makes me attractive."
Shi Ye giggled, and the two of them could chat together. Shi Ye felt Shi Yue standing beside him, Xu Yishu was looking at him inadvertently, Shi Ye quickly grabbed his attention:
"Uncle, when you and your aunt are in love, who is chasing whom?"
Xu Yishu said "Huh?" and was attracted by Shi Ye smoothly: "Of course I chased her, Tingting has never stopped chasing her since she was a child, but she didn't look down on any of them until I the appearance of…”
Shi Yue gave her sister a thumbs up and followed Xu Youyuan into the bathroom.
As soon as she entered, Xu Youyuan grabbed the collar and directly hit the wall.
"What are you doing?" Xu Youyuan lowered her voice and glared fiercely at Shiyue, "It's okay to make trouble, can you be honest in front of my dad?"
"Why am I being dishonest?" Shi Yue felt quite wronged. "And have you misunderstood uncle? I think uncle is more talkative and cheerful than you."
"What's wrong with you, how can you come to someone's house to make trouble like this?"
Shi Yue nodded her lips.
"Are you still here?"
"What's wrong with me, I'm still being scolded by you for being so good." Shi Yue pouted and was particularly aggrieved, "Don't you want to see me?"
"Not really..." Xu Youyuan.
"Then you just want to see me. For this excuse, I spent three hours making muffins, but it was a pity that I was taught a lesson in the end." Shi Yue bowed her head, even though she looked pitiful Just kidding, it also made Xu Youyuan feel soft and tender.
I can't see Shi Yue's sad look at all...
Shi Yue sighed here for a long time without stopping.
Xu Youyuan couldn't stand her nagging, her fingers gripping Shi Yue's collar tightened, she tiptoed slightly, and kissed Shi Yue's lips.
Shi Yue: "??"
This was completely unexpected to Shi Yue, Xu Youyuan's lips left just as Shi Yue was about to move forward for a kiss.
"It's all right now, don't make trouble." Xu Youyuan calmly explained to Shi Yue, not like she just finished kissing, but more like she was going to perform a peacekeeping mission.
Xu Youyuan's face started to get hot when she walked out of the bathroom. From the bathroom to the living room, she had to go through a small corridor and turn a corner. When she returned to the living room, she was confident that she would be able to suppress her fast heartbeat and reddened ears and cheeks. .
It's all this dead bastard, and the way he asks for a kiss is too soft-hearted.
After walking two steps, I felt something foreign on my lips, and I used my fingers to stick it down to see the slag of the muffin.
It was accidentally stuck on when she was eating muffins just now.
Xu Youyuan stopped and suddenly understood.
With that said, Shi Yue's movements of licking and licking her lips...
Xu Youyuan stood there, as if struck by lightning.
She was just reminding me that there was something on my lips, but I took the initiative to kiss her—while Xu Youyuan was clearing it up, Shi Yue appeared behind her, leaned her face over her shoulder, and said softly:
"It's more enthusiastic than I thought."
She took advantage of the situation and kissed Xu Youyuan on the cheek.
Xu Youyuan was about to beat her when she turned around, but Shi Yue ran away, jumping to the living room in three or two steps, which was indeed the speed of a sprinter.
"What's wrong?" Xu Yishu and Shi Ye both looked back.
"It's nothing." Shi Yue said, "I'm playing with Youyuan, right, Youyuan."
Xu Youyuan stood at the corner, where only Shi Yue could see, her fingers stretched and she pointed hard - come here!
Shi Yue narrowed her eyes and tapped her lips again.
This little brat knows it all from beginning to end! Totally on purpose!
cheated!
Xu Youyuan grabbed the "Fu" pendant on the wall and threw it at her.
Shi Yue easily avoided talking, Xu Youyuan twisted her arm too hard, and grimaced in pain.
"Cough!" Shi Yue said, "Uncle, it seems that the lo-mei and wine have arrived. I'll go down and help you get it!"
Run away immediately.