Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 144: Pass the Hat

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Recently, many people who know Ren Suo feel very strange, and Ren Suo's mother finally called: "Son, you fucked up a girl's belly and made her have an abortion!? I don't have your kind of shit!"

"... Calm down, mom, your voice is too loud, the people next to me can hear you."

Ren Suo glanced at Zhao Huo, who had dropped the spoon next to him, and Dong Chengling, Gu Yueyan, and Lin Xianyu, who had all stopped talking at the opposite table, and felt that his personality seemed to undergo an earth-shaking change—from "single" to "single" The dog' becomes a 'super scumbag'.

He went outside the dining hall with his mobile phone, and said, "Mom, I'm your son, do you think your son is such a person!?"

Mom: "I used to think that Xiaojiu was a good boy, but didn't he make the belly of another girl big, and pretended to go home for something?"

Ren Suo: "I told you a long time ago, send Xiaojiu to be neutered! It's spring every day, so you don't have to worry about it!"

There was a meow on the phone, and my mother said loudly: "Look at you, Xiao Jiu has been with you for so many years, how can you cut off its spring bag (chicken) so cruelly? You are so cruel to Xiao Jiu, Are you so cruel to your girlfriend!"

Ren Suo knelt down, "It's cruel to suggest you send the cat to be neutered... This cat meows every day, what should I do if it interferes with my sister's review?"

The mother was obviously taken aback, and was silent for a moment: "... let the old Zhang next door take care of Xiaojiu for a few days."

"Mom, let me tell you, my sister loves Xiaojiu very much, and she won't say much if she is affected by cats. If you send Xiaojiu to be neutered earlier, my sister might get a few more points in the college entrance examination." …”

"Don't change the subject!" My mother was obviously guilty, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Your classmate called over the past few days and said that you let the girl have an abortion. Is there such a thing?"

Ren Suo: "Even if I do such immoral things, I won't tell those char siew who come to my house all day to pet cats, who are single and can't talk!"

Mom: "But that's what Xiao Sanzi told me. You asked in the QQ group that you had a friend who asked your girlfriend to have an abortion and broke up, but you regretted it afterwards and wanted to do it all over again, but there is no reason..."

Ren Suo: "... there is indeed such a thing."

My mother immediately became angry: "I don't understand you kid who poops and poops? Isn't it you that you have a friend! You actually did such a vile thing!? Hurry up and apologize, and then bring your wife back Let us see!"

Ren Suo: "But it's really a friend of mine! He asked me what to do. I didn't know, so I asked in the high school class and the university class."

Mom: "Fart, someone who has done such a wicked thing, will tell you this char siu who is single and can't talk all day long!?"

Ren Suo choked for a while when his mother refuted him with these words.

It took him a while to think of a new reason: "To be honest, your son and I are Lianjiang's confidant brother. Many people come to me to talk to me about bowel cleansing, and I am welcomed by countless lost young people... In short, I swear, if I do it An arbitrary and immoral thing, I will change my surname to Ren! The phone bill is very expensive, let’s talk next time.”

The younger sister, who was putting the food on the table, noticed that her mother put down the phone with a strange expression: "What's wrong? Brother made you angry again?"

Ren Ma=_=: "It's nothing, he said he is very popular with men in Lianjiang."

The younger sister blinked: "..."

Dad Ren who is watching TV: "... Inheritance is really amazing..."

Ren Suo returned to the dining hall and felt a strange atmosphere as soon as he sat down, so he repeated the excuse just now.

Ever since Gu Yueyan ate with Dong Chengling, Zhao Huo found out that they were not a "two-person world", so he also came over, and Lin Xianyu seemed to be friends with Gu Yueyan, and often went to the canteen on the third floor to chat with Gu Yueyan. The meal of the little rich woman.

Zhao Huo: "Tsk, I actually have a friend, and I often use 'I have a friend' to cover up my ugly behavior. Tsk, although I can't criticize him publicly, I will tsk a few times to express my disdain. "

The others also looked skeptical, so Ren Suo took out his mobile phone and recorded his speech for them to read: "Look at it, I can't become a scumbag who makes my girlfriend have an abortion all of a sudden. Turn into a high school student who wants to apologize to his friends?"

Zhao Huo and the others circulated the mobile phone and found that Ren Suo had really asked a lot of questions in various QQ groups in the past few days. The age of the questions ranged from 13 to 20 years old, and the content ranged from family, friendship, love to all kinds of trivial matters.

Zhao Huo: "Could it be that you become a special writer for the Emotional Official Account?"

Gu Yueyan: "I'm afraid I want to mix my own problems in it, trying to cover it up..."

Lin Xianyu: "Brother Ren is amazing, do so many people come to ask questions?"

Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo's dinner plate: "Do you still eat your roasted chicken legs?"

"I'm not full yet! Of course!"

Gu Yueyan was staring at Ren Suo at this time, and said casually, "Although I also want to trust Teacher Xin, Teacher Ren always seemed to want Lin Xianyu to sleep in the treatment room... right Xiaoyu?"

Gu Yueyan uses the prop "Salted Fish Raid", which will cause prestige damage to perverts.

Lin Xianyu nodded: "Yeah, one night it was too late to play on the mobile phone, and I slept well in the treatment room."

"That's right." Gu Yueyan nodded, "But Teacher Ren must have done nothing, right?"

Ren Suo gnawed on the chicken leg and said, "I just touched her head with my hand for five minutes."

Lin Xianyu stuck out her tongue: "Didn't I just touch your head before, you have held grudges for so long, and even wore a hat, hmph."

Ren Suo used "Perverted Frankness" to avoid reputation damage.

Gu Yueyan: Ren Suo, 1:1.

After dinner, Ren Suo walked back to the dormitory while doing some extended exercises—he was exhausted these two days.

Opening the door of the house, Ren Suo opened the notebook and went straight to the Q group, and found that in the few emotional consultation groups he added, someone had already answered his question.

Since getting inspiration from Gu Yueyan two days ago, Ren Suo discovered that relying on his own life experience alone might not be able to give the owners of the red light hat enough reasons to defeat the black mist girl's bewitchment.

So he chose to search for the answer on the Internet. If he couldn't find it, he would post questions in various QQ groups and brainstorm. He believed that some of his classmates must have encountered the same troubles as the owner of the hat, and in fact they did.

But it’s better to ask this kind of question once or twice. After a few times, no one in the classmate group answered, so Ren Suo opened a small account again, and asked various psychological counseling groups directly. Although he gained a lot of chicken soup, there were also some There are few words of encouragement that can untie the knot.

Just like a candidate who brought a mobile phone into the examination room, Ren Suo, who has such a powerful cheating tool, broke 11 hats in a row in two days. Ren Suo's speed could have been even faster if he hadn't had to hang his hat to obtain resources.

Moreover, after the transformation of the red light hat, most of the skills obtained have no practical significance, but they have various magical effects in the trial: confession, apology, comfort... The aspirant who has obtained special effects can pass the special effects to the owner of the red light hat, Let them break free from the bewitchment of the black mist girl.

Ren Suo synthesized the answers from the emotional consultation group, selected the best answers, and opened "Biography of Hats" to continue the strategy of the 19th hat!

It's the last hat and the penultimate day of the game's deadline!

Ren Suo is not interested in waiting until tomorrow, when the 20th hat appears to pass the level!

Today, he will clear this treacherous game!

———

Li Dan, who was completely in the nutrition cabin, looked at the man sitting on the Iron Throne. Although he couldn't speak because the nutrient solution filled his lungs, he knew that the other party knew what he said just from the shape of his mouth: "You Is there a time when you hate fate?"

After a while, the man on the throne said: "More than half a year ago, I lost all my family members. Believe me, my hatred for the past six months is heavier and longer than all your past years of resentment."

"Champion's bloodline." Li Dan nodded: "We all gained new life because of the recovery of spiritual energy, and we also encountered disasters because of it."

Ren said: "When you are asleep, '236' will undergo metamorphosis, and anyone who comes into contact with '236' for the first time will become its food. This object is not a real thing, but it is mapped by matter and can move. But it cannot be destroyed."

Li Dan was a little puzzled - he hadn't told himself so many details before.

"I promise, it will be contained and observed in this absolutely safe situation. According to my strength, it has absolutely no way to influence me, and I will not let your sacrifice go to waste." Ren said earnestly.

"… Thanks."

Li Dan turned his head sideways and looked to the left and right, the nineteen sleeping team members who were in the same liquid environment human life-like body function maintenance device as him.

They just met by chance, and Li Dan was only seconded to this team to be in charge of searching for the land spirit.

But unexpectedly, they actually became good brothers who depended on life and death, walking into the end of the grave together.

"When I hope to go down, the wine is not cold, and the dishes are not cold."

Li Dan closed his eyes, thinking that he finally didn't have to wake up again.

Seeing everything, hearing everything, knowing everything, is really tiring...

Even if he closes his eyes, he can still hear the blood, heart, and internal organs of the man named 'Ren' on the throne in the distance, surrounded by aura, making a huge roar; he can hear the flow of nutrient solution filling up from the bottom You can hear the heartbeat of the sleeping team members, and even the wah-wah of their mouths open...

Um

Li Dan turned his head and saw Cheng Xiao on the left who was getting cold, opened his eyes, raised his hand along his mouth, and yawned!

On the right, Wen Junjie rubbed his eyes, looked around blankly, looked down and saw that he was only wearing underwear, and shrank in fright.

Li Dan was stunned.

Ren on the loose spirit iron seat was also stunned.

At this time, a new message popped up on the computer in front of Ren. He glanced at it, and his pupils suddenly dilated!

"The heroine of "If you are strong, go up to 10,000 meters"...reappears!?"

At the same time, a ticket-taker who hadn't bought a ticket and passed the security check sneaked into a certain high-speed train bound for the north at Anshun High-speed Railway Station...

S: The two chapters add up to 6,000 words, count me as the third watch...