"Damn it, do you still want your computer?"
In the middle of the night, when my mother called to ask this kind of question, Ren Suo immediately became vigilant: "Which cousin cousin has taken a fancy to my computer? Don't give it away, it contains very important data."
Although Ren Suo has a desktop host and a laptop in Lianjiang, he has always maintained the old computer at home. At least he is allowed to play a few fighting games with his sister when he goes home.
Not to mention that there are many old-fashioned rpg game archives stored in the old computer, the photo data of junior high school, the most important thing is that it contains all kinds of text carriers, picture carriers, video and video carriers that Ren Suo has collected since the estrus period, and there is no Sinicization foreign games.
It doesn't matter if the computer is gone, but it doesn't matter if relatives discover those treasures and poisoned the cousins, cousins, cousins, what if the news gets out
Just for the sake of his cousins, Ren Suo had to persuade his mother not to deal with his computer casually!
"It's not a gift." Ren Ma said, "Look at what you said, am I the kind of person who sacrifices my son's property to please relatives?"
"It's fine if you don't." Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then why are you asking?"
"I want to burn this thing, it doesn't look worth much."
"Why do you burn it so well?" Ren Suo was stunned: "That's a graphics card, not a gas stove!"
"What gas stove." Ren Ma said, "If you don't use it, then I'll burn your computer and give it to your grandparents. It's too expensive to buy a new one, and you haven't used it a few times a year...you Why don’t you just use your computer to go to an internet cafe when you go back?”
"Wait, wait," Ren Suo said, "You burned my computer and gave it to my grandparents?"
Ren Suo's grandfather and grandmother had passed away before he was born, and Ren Suo's impression of them was basically only the name on the god's card and the black and white photo of their old appearance.
However, their family has never been superstitious, so they may go to burn incense and worship ancestors on Qingming Festival, and since Ren Suo went to college, even this activity has been put on hold. Energy!
With this time and vacation, wouldn't it be good to stay in the dormitory and play games? When Ren Suo is playing games, he will definitely thank the ancestors of the Ren family from the bottom of his heart like he thanked Qu Yuan.
And usually when Ren Suo came home, he would also say hello to his grandparents, and it was interesting enough to show his heart with incense sticks.
Why did Mother Ren suddenly want to burn the computer to grandparents? Even if it is to be burned, it should be made of paper, how can it be made of real burning
Mother Ren: "Oh my son, don't you use the Internet? Ren Naiser, do you know? It's the person who posted supernatural videos on the Internet, and he released a new movie! Tsk tsk tsk, you can watch it online without going to the cinema, you Tell me if this person is mentally ill or not, he doesn’t make money even if he has money.”
Ren Suo: "... I know Ren Neisser, and I've watched his movies, so what does this have to do with my computer..."
"Now the Internet is going crazy, his movie proves that there are ghosts in this world!
Dead people, as long as we burn incense every day, they may still be alive!
And they can also receive the house, money, and car we burned! "
Mama Ren said: "Didn't you see that at the end of the movie, those people are also burning things to bless the living family members? It is useful for living people to burn things, but it is also useful for dead people to burn things! Anyway, burning things is not worth much. Let them have a good time down here, eat delicious food and drink spicy food."
"Our community has been burning since early in the morning, and the smoke outside has not cleared yet. Everyone is looking forward to burning things for the ancestors, so that the ancestors can also protect themselves. Do you remember the Aunt Wang upstairs in our house? ?”
"I don't remember." Ren Suo is only at home for a few months a year, so he doesn't remember those three aunts and six wives.
"It's the one whose son's college entrance examination score is 50 points higher than yours."
As soon as he said this, Ren Suo remembered that the seal-shaped aunt he least wanted to see after the college entrance examination: "Oh, that very arrogant... What's wrong with her?"
"Her son recently gave birth to her a granddaughter, and she burns the most in the whole building. She doesn't burn paper, but models made of clay, like cars, playgrounds, cinemas, and gymnasiums. ah.
I heard that her father-in-law liked to listen to cross talks, and her son bought a real-life wax figure at a high price and burned it. And she said that her father-in-law might feel lonely watching cross talk alone, and her father-in-law liked to write articles before he was alive, so her son bought a dozen or so dummies and burned them down to serve as readers and friends for her father-in-law.
We are really eye-opening today, these dummy can be so real. "
Mother Ren was amazed: "Her family spends so much money, just because they want the ancestors to protect her granddaughter, her son, and her daughter-in-law to wake up casually, and of course make a fortune along the way. It's not bad for the whole family to be safe from all diseases..."
"Wow, she is trying to rob the ancestors of the underground." Ren Suo said, "The purpose of all of you burning my computer is..."
"Hey, your dad and I are not like this." Ren Ma said, "It's just that everyone has worshiped their ancestors, and they usually burn things for fear of affecting the neighbors, but now they don't have to worry about burning things, so they burn whatever they want."
"Then buy paper and burn it..."
"There are also paper ones, the latest mabooks. Your computer is guaranteed, and the elderly may not be used to foreign products." Ren Ma said.
Ren Suo didn't bother to correct that Microsoft's operating system is also a foreign product, "Then you don't have to burn it so fiercely, don't you have no requirements?"
"Although there is no, but if the ancestors want to take care of their children and grandchildren, help me and your father increase the salary and benefits, bless your sister's academic progress, slow down the aging speed, and increase the body's immunity, that is also excellent... "
"You ask a lot." Ren Suo said, "Bless the whole family if you want to burn something?"
Mother Ren corrected him: "Where is the whole family, isn't this not including you?"
"..." Ren Suo: "According to my age, am I sent by PHS or bp machine?"
"What you said, of course you are my own." Ren Ma said, "I only learned it from Aunt Wang."
Ren Suo was furious: "Aunt Wang is blessing her son's family to the ancestors! Look at other people's mothers!"
"You have already said that Aunt Wang is protecting her son's family from the ancestors." Ren Ma said leisurely, "You are my son, so what about your family?"
"..." Ren Suo slightly felt something was wrong.
"Where is my daughter-in-law? Where are my grandchildren?" Mother Ren said sadly, "Now your sister is in the same school as you, and your age is also very suitable. Why don't you beg your sister to find a blind student from among the students... It's the right girl for you."
"I'm not worried about your sister. Even if you worry me and your father, my ancestors must be worried too. How could they be willing to protect you..."
"My hair is dry, it's late, I'm going to sleep, let's talk next time." Ren Suo hung up the phone neatly.
Unexpectedly, after not talking on the phone for a while, my mother has become smarter, and this method of urging marriage can still catch hot spots!
And he was sure that he couldn't find it with his own strength, so Ren Suo was not convinced. With his charm, wouldn't anyone hug him and confess
Returning to the living room from the balcony, Zhao Huo, who was packing things, turned his head and looked at him: "It's so late, what's the matter? Just tell me if you have anything to do."
"It's okay, harassing calls."
Zhao Huo put down the packaged fantasy item, walked over and hugged Ren Suo tightly, as if he wanted to rub him into his body
"Brother, I love you to death!"
Ren Suo pushed Zhao Huo away with a look of lovelessness: "Man, old dog, don't be so nasty, treat me to eat... just give me some Lingshi."
Zhao Huo was not even a bondman, Ren Suo gave him a lot of things, and he was not polite to him at all. Originally, Ren Suo usually asked for food in return, but now he feels that the food outside is not very good, so he discounted it.
"I was reluctant to buy a few things from you before!" Zhao Huo directly avoided the question of Lingshi and other issues, and said excitedly: "And you didn't even damage the packing box. After packing it, it is the same as the unopened one. That's why you can collect it." value!"
Ren Suo is not a secondary element like Zhao Huo, and he doesn't understand that "original and unopened" is almost as important as "virgin" to them, so he waved his hand and said, "Just take it if you like it."
Of course, Ren Suo had disassembled a lot of the fantasy items he bought for "High Energy Ahead", but he didn't throw away the boxes.
He picked some items that occupied a special place and gave them to Zhao Huo. Unexpectedly, Zhao Huo also helped him dispose of the box by the way, and he prepared tools to repack the items by himself.
Sending Zhao Huo away, Ren Suo realized that it was still early, so he checked the current news online.
He used to go to the Intranet before, and there was a threshold for discussions in it. At least only nationally recognized researchers could speak. Naturally, the discussions were a bit sunny, and they were all talking about some essential issues.
Now watching the news, Ren Suo discovered that the world has started to dance
"The rich man spent 30 million to buy out the model hall"
"Notice from Lianjiang City Administration Bureau: Open Fire Worship is Strictly Prohibited in the City"
"Shock! The wife actually set her husband on fire...》
When Ren Suo clicked on it, he was a dog, a headline out of high-level fun, so he found out that it was another headline party, but his wife took advantage of the ancestor worship fever, burned her husband's collection of Magic cards, and burned her husband's lol account The runes melted...
I hope her father-in-law can find poker and masturbation friends in the underground.
Ren Suo actually expected this situation a little bit, but he didn't expect it to be so crazy.
This is still the domestic situation. God knows how foreigners misunderstand the custom of burning things during the Qingming Festival. Big news should happen in a few days.
But Ren Suo had no interest in this: when he was playing the game, he had a vague feeling that there might be some reason why those villagers existed.
Not everyone can go to Taoyuan Village to enjoy happiness by stretching their legs.
Therefore, he also took the news as a joke, and when the time changed from 23:59 to 00:00, he immediately turned on the Small World game console!
This month's free game quota, refresh! "
"Unfinished games cannot increase star rating"
"As compensation, unfinished games will have a minimum merit reward (for all small world game promotions, Neisser reserves the right of final interpretation)"
Ren Suo was slightly startled, and saw a three-star game appearing in the free game bar:
"Battle Girl"
"This game is an unfinished game, help the girl to fight and defeat all the wretched men with ulterior motives! This game has an in-app purchase option, exclusive reward: unknown, minimum merit reward: 100, game difficulty: 3 stars"
After a few months, Ren Suo actually got another unfinished game!
But that time was different from now. Ren Suo played the unfinished game that time because he wanted to try something new.
Now that he knows what an unfinished game is, and this game is not yet 3 stars, he is naturally lacking in interest.
Although one chance to draw a lottery was wasted, Ren Suo was not too depressed and there were two more!
Consume the Autumnal Equinox promotion and make a lottery!
"Inhuman luoli"
"This game is an unfinished game, help Luoli complete the final transformation! This game has an in-app purchase option, exclusive reward: unknown, minimum meritorious reward: 120, game difficulty: 3 stars"
"The next one should be "The Invincible Aunt"..." Ren Suo's tone was full of endless resentment.
Two unfinished games in a row? Has this month been predicted by an astrologer, and the production of unfinished games will increase this month
Ren Suo has one last chance for Mid-Autumn Festival.
But Ren Suo is a little bit stuck right now: if he draws an unfinished game again, it will be a real loss.
Generally speaking, the promotion effect of the Mid-Autumn Festival is definitely stronger than that of ordinary solar term promotions. Although it is not comparable to "free", it is still within Ren Suo's tolerance.
Just when Ren Suo was hesitating, the system popped up a prompt:
"Do you want to use the "Mid-Autumn Festival Promotion" as a price to draw this month's free game?"
"Remarks: The Mid-Autumn Festival is a historical and traditional festival. When it is consumed, a special effect will be activated to reunite."
"Reunion (exclusive effect in the free column): All alternative games will undergo integration (including game mechanics, game tasks, game protagonists, and game rewards). After the integration is completed, the star rating of the game will be at least four stars.
When multiple games are merged, the protagonist of the game will be randomly designated.
The exclusive rewards and rewards of the merged game are related to the merged game.
Because the fusion game has not been rigorously designed, there is no character rating or task evaluation, and all rewards can be obtained by clearing the level (but the total reward will inevitably decrease).
Because the fusion game has not been rigorously designed, there will be clearance prompts when playing the game. If you follow the prompts to play the game, you will definitely be able to pass the level (but the total reward may decrease).
The final interpretation right of Fusion Game belongs to Neisser. "
After Ren Suo watched the effect of [Reunion], he felt a strong sense of conspiracy from it.
Although the disadvantages of fusion games have been written in many places, the system will continue to provide reminders to ensure that the game can be cleared!
Is it really a Mid-Autumn Festival gift package
Or do you need a lot of money for Ren Suokrypton
Although he hesitated, the system guarantees that the fusion game is above 4 stars, which is already the biggest benefit. His clear spring ring ring is waiting to be fed.
And he also wanted to quickly upgrade to a level 5 player and summon collectors to come out and cook. At this time, every time you clear a high-star game, it is equivalent to earning time.
Why don't you believe that Small World game consoles can occasionally do good things
Ren Suo thought for a moment, and resolutely chose to consume the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion promotion every month, but the fusion game may only have one chance to play a year!
People who have broken away from high-level interests are so easy to be tricked.
The souls of hardcore gamers are burning! He wants to try this mysterious-looking game!
Even if it was shit, Ren Suo recognized it!
"You have consumed the Mid-Autumn Festival promotion opportunity to draw a free game"
"A 4 star game has been added to the free games column"
Before Ren Suo could see what game it was, the system popped up a prompt again:
"The reunion effect is activated, and all the alternative games in the free game column are merging."
"The small world is merging..."
"The small world is merging..."
"The fusion is complete."
"My Life Is Not Your Game"
"Hey, the name of this game seems to be very dissatisfied with me."