Sunday, November 18, cloudy to rainy.
At night, there was a drizzle of rain at Tianlian College. The raindrops fell on the balcony, and the splashed silver fell on the tiles of the balcony, and flowed into the water diversion ditch along the slightly sloping ground. In the trough, it gurgled into the water pipe.
"It's five consecutive cuts! Back off! Let the npc stand on top!"
"Changed to the second form, enchant it immediately, eat green grass!"
In the living room of Ren Suo's house, Ren Xingmei was sitting on the sofa with Xiao Jiu in her arms, reminding her a few words from time to time.
Xiao Jiu, on the other hand, stared at the TV screen very intently, held the game controller, and controlled her knight character to face the final boss. She rolled over, raised her shield, and went up for two knives, but she was caught by the boss because of her greed Scanned to death, had to reload the file.
Ren Suo, on the other hand, was holding a laptop on the intranet and browsing the questions pushed by the intranet.
In the past few days, there have been quite a lot of problems pushed on the intranet, because in the past ten days or so, it seems that there have been frequent sources of trouble around the world.
The source of disaster is based on the disaster, so the appearance of the source of disaster means that some kind of disaster is also happening.
The smaller sources of disaster are naturally the source of flame disaster, the source of smoke disaster, etc. Most of them appear at the scene of the fire, and this kind of source of disaster is also the most frequent one. For some reason, criminals all over the world are now very professional , It is almost always the same set of murder and arson, which leads to the frequent occurrence of such small troubles.
Most of these criminals are also superhumans, but Ren Suo couldn't see their superhuman abilities. He didn't know if the Xuanguo intelligence network didn't investigate them, or their supernatural abilities were kept secret.
But the larger source of disaster is more powerful. For example, a "sandstorm source of disaster" appeared in the north of Tianjing. Not only the intranet, but even major media forums have spread the momentum of the source of disaster: the appearance is like A huge scorpion with a sandy yellow body, big enough to occupy the area of a regular football field.
When it walked, it set off a violent wind and sandstorm, and there was no grass on the ground where its footprints passed. Once it saw a moving object, it would burrow into the ground and rush over, directly poking a passing truck, and the media nicknamed it "Sand King".
However, Xuan Kingdom did not prevent the public from knowing the information about King Sand, and instead released a video about King Sand on all platforms.
The video is only 59 seconds long. In the midst of the wind and sand, a lightsaber came from thousands of miles away from the sky, tearing the curtain of the wind and sand like a thunderstorm, and crucifying the marching sand king in place.
Then a handsome figure in a black Taoist robe appeared on an off-road vehicle that was speeding towards the center of the wind and sand. He had fair skin and clean clothes, as if there was an invisible barrier protecting him from the wind and sand. 'a feeling of.
He looked at the sand king who had already been captured in the distance, his expression remained unchanged, his fingers condensed the sword mark, and he shouted, the flying sword nailed into the sand king turned back and floated in front of him.
The young Taoist drew a big circle with both hands, and the flying swords moved with his arms, forming dozens of flying swords in a circle, blooming like a lotus, so dazzling that you can't look directly at it!
"disease!"
The lotus-like flying sword poured out, turning into a hanging river, completely piercing the still struggling Sand King!
The flying swords scattered from Sand King's body in all directions. Countless illusory multicolored auras leaked from Sand King's body, which turned into flying ash and dissipated after a while, and the sandstorm it set off also turned into rootless duckweed. Calm down in seconds!
That's right, this person is the emperor's straight male cancer that Ren Suo is familiar with—You Jian!
It's just that in this video, he is dressed like a dog, his back is straight, and he only speaks the word "disease", which does not reveal his strange nature at all, and also breaks out a terrifying battle like a sword fairy The strength is so fascinating to watch, even Ren Suo couldn't help but feel the feeling of "a man should be like this".
Undoubtedly, Xuan Guo officials wanted to promote Hong Youjian as Xuan Guo's star power.
And after this video was released, You Jian also opened Weibo immediately. The name of the Weibo is 'You Jian'. Posted the first Weibo: "You Jian, here."
His Weibo was forwarded 100,000 times that day, but...
Ren Suo still remembers that day’s Weibo headline trending searches were like this: #流灯，痴汉#, #仙宫的狂狗#, #万里大城旅战大战沙王#…
And his most liked comment on Weibo is this: "Although you are a pervert, I still respect you as a man!", and also attached a picture of "You Jian was beaten into the sea by the disaster messenger of the fairy palace" .jpg'.
Many companies have also seen the official intentions, wanting to take advantage of the wind, and quickly launched "Taoist Youjian" T-shirts, pants, mouse pads, mice, mobile phone cases... However, most of their comments will also appear "Youjian was killed" Asgard's Calamity Messenger Flying in Haiyuan.jpg'This picture, and everyone is very kind to help their products replace this picture.
There is no way, almost all the netizens have watched the live broadcast of "Destiny", and they have watched the replays. Naturally, they will see You Jian chasing the messenger of disaster on the second day of the live broadcast and being hanged instead, and You Jian in the sea. The picture of Yuanli wishing to help the messenger of disaster but being beaten back by the messenger of disaster.
That's right, You Jian killed the source of the disaster and made great contributions to the country... But his idiot image is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and everyone will not be able to change it for a while.
Netizens don't hate You Jian, but they feel that saying "thank you" is too superficial, so it's better to post "Although you are a pervert, but I still respect you as a man" is sincere, but You Jian's Hei Zhao, naturally wanted to express his love for You Jian (and that it was fun) with such behavior.
Originally, if You Jian didn't care about this matter, or just asked Weibo to delete comments, this matter might have passed like this.
However, You Jian posted another Weibo the next day: "Can you stop posting pictures of me being beaten by my wife?!"
Attached is a frontal photo of 'Taoist Youjian', with a sentence on the photo 'I practice diligently without any fluctuations in my heart'.
The Xuanguo network exploded again, and his Weibo was reposted a million times, and it was also on the trending search that day, #流灯被妻妈打#.
In less than a day, there was even a fan fighting game between You Jian and the Calamity Messenger on the Internet, but most of the game content was You Jian being violently beaten by the Calamity Messenger.
This series of operations almost made everyone remember the words 'Great Wall' and 'You Jian', knowing that in addition to the strategy bureau, there is another one who can chase the clouds and chase the moon, and has close communication with the fairy palace. The strength is also very strong, and the country's extraordinary department is defending national security at all times.
Ren Suo also watched it very happily in those two days, but after thinking about it, he felt that the operation of the Great Wall was actually not bad.
After all, it is not easy to change You Jian's image, and it seems that he has no possibility of changing his nature.
When Ren Suo looked at You Jian’s circle of friends, he saw him complaining, “It’s really uncomfortable to wear a Taoist robe, and sportswear is the best equipment for human beings”, “Even if I don’t straighten my waist, would anyone dare to look down on me”, etc. .
If the official had established You Jian as a "cold monk" from the beginning, but in the future, You Jian's contact with others would expose his straight male and cancerous personality, leading to the collapse of the character, and the loss would be even more worthwhile.
It's better to directly extend You Jian's previous online image, making You Jian's image more down-to-earth and easier to be recognized by the public.
Maybe this is also a test for Asgard - mortal monks are now pursuing the powerhouses of Asgard openly, as long as Asgard responds, Xuan Kingdom officials will make money.
Immortal Palace accepted, Xuan Kingdom officials are of course willing to accept this marriage.
If Xiangong refused, then You Jian would be able to get more praise as a tragic figure, and the officials would also know the requirements of Xiangong for its members.
The Immortal Palace ignored it... That would be tacit consent, and the officials of Xuan Kingdom certainly didn't mind, anyway, the temptation didn't cost money, it just wanted to lose the face of Youjian.
Anyway, no one will look down on You Jian because of this, even if You Jian is ugly, marry a girl who is two rounds younger than himself, or say something like "set a small goal for yourself, such as being promoted to four ranks a year" and other pretentious words , the people will only worship and yearn for him-because he has the strength to suppress mountains and rivers and turn clouds and rain.
Even if You Jian is a comedian, he is also a comedian who can control fate.
But making You Jian's image acceptable to the public can further eliminate the gap between ordinary people and extraordinary people.
Now there are a lot of statements about 'the extraordinary are excellent human beings', 'ordinary people will be eliminated', 'the extraordinary should be privileged', and from time to time there are news of extraordinary people committing crimes, causing ordinary people and extraordinary people to start to discriminate against each other .
However, there are not many extraordinary people now, and ordinary people may become extraordinary people, so this kind of barrier is not obvious, but if the country does not care, sooner or later something will happen.
At this time, the existence of You Jian is simply a hand of God—in the entire Great Wall, he is the only one who is the most suitable, and he doesn't mind playing this kind of comedian role.
Now that You Jian has 40 million fans, Ren Suo estimates that Xuanguo's next move should be to publish some "daily life of monks", "the work of monks is very dangerous", "ordinary people can also Be a monk' or something like that.
One of the strongest monks in Xuan Kingdom is so close to the people, which can naturally further ease the conflict between ordinary people and monks.
Not only the Xuan Kingdom, but other countries also took advantage of the source of the disaster and launched their own supernatural beings to calm the hearts of the people, and by the way, attract more wild supernatural beings to join the country.
In Fanying Kingdom, a superhuman with a long spear known as the teacher's treasure troupe appeared recently, and suppressed the source of the earthquake disaster in the Hokkaido area.
On the shipping route outside Lisbon in Europe, a huge sea monster suspected to be the source of the tornado disaster appeared, and was shot and killed by a gunman from the European Extraordinary Guild. It is worth mentioning that the European Extraordinary Guild is a large-scale extraordinary organization based on the European Union and has 28 countries as members. The extraordinary gunman who killed the sea monster with one shot was marked as an 'extremely dangerous person' by the intranet.
An avalanche occurred in the Ural Mountains of Siberia, and a giant snow monster was born as a result, but it was quickly wiped out by the extraordinary army of Russian bear warriors. The leader of the warrior was an extraordinary man who could use the power of thunder. Railgun.
A terrifying giant snake that looked like a tank appeared in the Amazon rainforest in Colombia, South America, but was soon completely controlled by a Brazilian supernatural being, unable to move, and was finally killed by the Brazilian military with the power of guns and tanks. Among them, the commander-in-chief of the Brazilian Extraordinary is a man with a harelip, with a funny and evil look on his face.
In the end, there is a federation full of disasters.
These days, there have been many disasters and sources of disaster in the Federation. The watchmen of the Federation are fighting fires everywhere. Just watching the news, Ren Suo feels that the people of the Federation are in dire straits.
Among them, the federal watchman is the most famous, defeated the most sources of disasters, and the extraordinary person most loved by the public is the handsome blond man Ren Suo had seen a few days ago. He can be called a 'public enemy', as if he walked out of a fairy tale The perfect prince—
Brett Leopold.
"Xiao Jiu is great!"
Ren Suo raised his head and saw that the boss on the TV screen finally drained the last drop of blood, knelt down on one knee weakly, his body burned into flames, turned into ashes and died.
"Xiao Jiu has won the final boss!" Ren Xingmei rubbed her chin against Xiao Jiu's head, giggling and said, "I've cleared the level, are you happy?"
In the past two days, my sister has come to play with Xiaojiu, which has caused Xiaojiu's technical level to improve by leaps and bounds, and the progress of the game has also advanced rapidly, and now he has cleared the level.
It is very rare for a game like this to be difficult but extremely playable, and it won't make players hate it. The sister's unintentional move stopped Ren Suo's conspiracy.
He could only think of other ways to make Xiao Jiu learn obediently.
But at this moment, Xiao Jiu pouted and shook her head.
Ren Xingmei was slightly surprised, and asked, "Why are you unhappy, Xiao Jiu?"
Xiao Jiu pointed to the screen and said, "Both npcs are dead."
Ren Suo looked at it and remembered that in the final boss combat power, the player can summon two NPCs to help out. Although these two npcs will increase the boss' blood volume, they can greatly attract the boss's attention and create opportunities for players to drink medicine and attack.
It can be said that the existence of these two npcs has greatly reduced the difficulty of the final boss battle.
The reason why Xiaojiu was not very happy was because both npcs were killed in battle one after another, and only her knight character was left to defeat the boss alone.
Ren Xingmei felt it was funny: "The npcs in this game are not really dead. The npcs you summon are just avatars. The death of avatars will not kill the main body."
Xiao Jiu blinked and looked at Ren Xingmei, "Really?"
Xiao Jiu didn't know about this setting at all, because even Ren Xingmei told her that NPCs could be summoned—Ren Suo, a bad-hearted person, wouldn't tell Xiao Jiu that he can also summon helpers when fighting bosses in this game.
Otherwise, Xiao Jiu's game character would definitely die dozens of times less.
"Really, but if you don't like it, you can fight again. Xiao Jiu, you know how to fight now, right? Maybe you can pass the level alone without calling for helpers."
"Okay, Xiao Jiu will try again!"
Ren Xingmei smiled and touched Xiao Jiu's head, and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if the NPCs are dead, they don't affect the plot. It's just a game, don't try to force yourself, there are many other fun games."
But Xiaojiu read the file, tried not to call for help, and defeated the boss alone.
On the other hand, Ren Suo let out a soft breath when he heard his sister's words.
It's just a game, don't push yourself too hard...
And many other fun games...
The time quickly reached 23:00, Ren Xingmei saw that it was too late to say goodbye to them, and went back to the dormitory—if Xiao Jiu was not there, she would definitely stay overnight.
After Ren Suo urged Xiaojiu to take a bath and coaxed her to sleep, he took a bath slowly, then sat in front of the computer and turned on the Small World game console.
"Small world, endless fun."
Today's boot notification sound is a young male voice, but the tone is steady, with a hint of appreciation, as if to reward Ren Suo with a little red flower.
Ren Suo entered "Upside Down World" and read the file.
The 1204th boss battle.
Although Ren Suo thought that Maid Xiaosuo should be dead, but these days his body has been repeating the boss battle very honestly, tried countless skill combinations, trying to make Maid Xiaosuo die better.
However, in hundreds of boss battles, the ending has never changed.
Seeing Xiaosuo, the maid who was hugging Mr. Mu, dissipate into flying ashes again, and the game popped up a reminder that the task was completed, Ren Suo didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart, and even felt a little hungry.
Now, past midnight, it is November 19th.
There are still 24 hours left before the final deadline for uploading game reviews.
At this time, he recalled what his sister said: It's just a game, don't try to push yourself too hard.
"I'm going to force...forget it."
If you play for another 24 hours, there will be no miracles.
I have exhausted my benevolence and righteousness, I have tried my best, there is no way to save it, let me die, and leave.
"Upload the game review."