"It's a pleasure to meet you, Ren Suo!"
Seeing Zhao Huo jumping in pain and talking while baring his teeth, Ren Suo curled his lips: "I believe you ghost, your second dimension is very bad."
"That's right." Gu Yueyan immediately stood up, crossed her hips angrily and said, "How can someone ask why he's not dead as soon as they meet? Mr. Zhao, you are too rude."
Lin Xianyu clapped her hands in agreement, Ren Xingmei was a step late in thinking and wording Zhao Huo - after all, Zhao Huo is their teacher, she is not as busy as the moon like Gu Yueyan, Gu Yueyan doesn't care about you Whether it's the brat pushing the stairs or the vice-principal dragging the hall, just hate him. But she thought twice before speaking, and was a step too late to protect the calf, so she had to step on Zhao Huo's other foot.
However, the furious stomping of a rank three cultivator is not the same as the light stomping of a rank one cultivator. Zhao Huo knew that he was wrong, and it was cleared of his grievances when he was trampled on by sister Ren Suo.
"That's right." Ren Suo also said at this time: "Will I be surprised to say that I saw that you haven't been divided into thirds?"
The doorbell rang, and Lin Xianyu, who was sitting at the door, went to open the door.
"Why am I divided into thirds?" Zhao Huo felt inexplicable, sat down and said, "But I really didn't curse you, in fact I miss you very much these days when you are not here, I really miss you day and night Dream, I dream of you every night..."
While talking, Zhao Huo suddenly felt that the temperature around him dropped sharply, making him shiver from the cold. He looked towards the door, waved his hand and said, "Good evening, Teacher Bai."
Bai Ji, who was wearing a scarf and a windbreaker at the door, was looking at Zhao Huo with squinted eyes, gently brushing up the hair around his ears, and nodded with a decent smile: "Good evening."
Seeing this scene, Qiao Muyi secretly felt amused, and asked with a smile, "Then what did you dream about Ren Suo?"
"Well, it's not actually a dream about Ren Suo, I dreamed of 'no Ren Suo'...Ren Suo, do you still remember the time when our civil servants were trained?" Zhao Huo said: "At that time, you and I, and Chairman Xie I live in the same dormitory with Yuan Dang."
Ren Suo nodded: "Yeah, but now I'm an exclusive healing monk in the college, you're a teacher in the college, Yuan Dang went to the Yangtze River Army, Chairman Xie went to the public security system... We all have a bright future."
Zhao Huo said: "I dreamed that you were not there when the civil servants were training. In the dormitory, there were only me and Yuan as the chairman of the reconciliation. The trajectory of my life was completely different from what it is now... Don't be surprised when you say it. , the patron saint of mankind who transforms all things with thoughts, controls the universe with one person, and breaks through thousands of stars with one shot."
Ren Suo shook his head: "I'm not surprised, I've always known that you two-dimensional people think beautifully... So, how many wives did you marry in your dream?"
Zhao Huo ignored him. He seemed to have been holding back for a long time, and he wanted to share his dream with others: "There was no fairy world tree in the dream, but the recovery of spiritual energy happened. I didn't become a teacher, but entered the countermeasure He has made countless achievements in killing demons and eliminating demons, and his reputation is resounding all over the world."
Ren Suocha started to say: "A monk who doesn't want to kill people is really not a good teacher, so how many wives have you married?"
"Later, there was a fall in the secret realm. Many comrades and I broke into the secret realm. After ninety-nine and eighty-one days of hard work, we finally broke through the secret realm. I got the most precious gentian gun in the secret realm, which is the weapon I have used all my life. " Zhao Huo said with a look of reminiscence: "That is really a good gun, thick, tough, flexible, long, and can shoot waves..."
Ren Suo kicked him, indicating that there are still underage and just-adult female students here, and said, "Be careful in front of the students, you are ashamed as I am."
Lin Xianyu immediately waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, we're used to it!"
Don't get used to it!
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth and snorted: "Then how many wives have you married?"
"I came back victorious, joined the Great Wall after I came back, and started my life of fighting three thousand miles alone, and suppressing millions of demons with one shot." Zhao Huo looked at the ceiling with a longing look on his face: " I pick out demons, pierce chaos, fight monsters, defeat gods, and even wipe out the Dao... "
"In the end, I became one of the most famous human patron saints on earth, known as the 'Dragon King' Zhao Huo, standing on the extraordinary peak of the world..."
Ren Suo nodded and asked, "So how many wives did you have in the end?"
Zhao Huo glanced at Ren Suo helplessly, and asked, "Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals?"
Ren Suo said: "Because your plot seems boring. The only interesting thing is how many wives you married. Or maybe you ended up being divided into thirds by the wives? You haven't answered, are you In the dream, I challenged the moral conscience of the society, so there is more than one wife?"
Zhao Huo blinked, looked away, pretended to be crazy and said: "Of course I have more than one wife, I change my wife at least once every quarter..."
Ren Suo cut it, knowing that Zhao Huo probably wanted everything in his dream, and said casually: "Then what does it have to do with Ren Suo that you married three wives?"
"It's true that I have three wives that have nothing to do with you...huh!?" Zhao Huo quickly shut up, but it was too late.
He noticed that the female students looked at him with eyes looking at garbage, and Bai Ji looked at him with gratified eyes. He quickly explained: "It's just a dream, don't get me wrong..."
"Think about it every day, dream at night." Ren Suo didn't want to give him a chance to explain, and asked, "So what does it have to do with me?"
Zhao Huo spread his hands and said, "Well, I found that the biggest disagreement in my life is whether I met you in the civil servant training. If I didn't meet you, I should have just got the gentian gun now, and I am going to Fandan Sakura vs. Onmyoji..."
"Because I had such a good dream for several days in a row, I was so surprised to see you still alive."
Ren Suo snorted: "You mean your life would be better if you hadn't met me? Then why are you happy seeing me?" 0
However, Zhao Huo shook his head: "No, I don't think such a life would be better."
"Why, didn't you become famous in such a life?" Ren Suo asked with a smile: "And married three wives."
"There is a price to be paid for success and fame. I remember that in my dream I had to practice hard almost every day. I experienced hundreds of fierce battles. Zhao Huo sighed and said, "It's good to be a hero, but you need a hero's world and a hero's life, so it may not be considered 'good'."
"I'm very happy in my dream, but if I want to live that kind of life, I don't want to. Although I can't get the treasure gun now, and I can't be a hero, but at least I don't need to live a mountain of corpses every day." Xuehai, if you want to watch anime every day, you can watch anime, if you want to play porn, you can play porn... "
Knowing that his image in the eyes of the students has plummeted, Zhao Huo didn't bother to maintain his role as a teacher, and said casually: "In that kind of world where everyone has to fight for survival, the entertainment industry is so deserted. I will be the patron saint of mankind." , I don’t want to live a stable life for a few days-but I am living a stable life now!”
Zhao Huo patted Ren Suo on the shoulder: "That's why I'm so happy to see you, because you, a salted fish, are here..."
Lin Xianyu raised his eyebrows.
"... I really realized that my happy life is not illusory, that dream is just a dream after all."
Ren Suo pushed his hand away, and with a strange smile on his lips, he asked, "You really don't miss that dream?"
"No nostalgia!" Zhao Huo said firmly.
Ren Suo whistled: "But if you can't be a hero, you probably won't be able to marry three wives. If you become a hero, they might take advantage of you for the sake of righteousness; if you don't become a hero now, then everyone Just rely on your ability, maybe you will be divided into thirds in the end~"
"Ah?" Zhao Huo blinked, and then shifted his gaze: "Oh, it's all a dream, what thirds..."
He muttered in a low voice: "Is it impossible?"
Ren Suo snorted twice, thinking that Zhao Huo must have been dreaming because of what he saw and heard in the past few months, such as monsters, secret realms, gods... In the end, he actually wanted them all, married three wives, obviously It's just watching anime to catch your brain!
With him being a slut, can he still become a superhero, the patron saint of mankind
Then how did he become such a hot-blooded homeboy with a fiancée, a childhood sweetheart, and a confidante
It's all on me. Could it be that people who have a lot of contact with me have become stupid
But this kind of dream of crossing the world line is interesting, Ren Suo also wants to have such a dream—why do all his dreams have to do with food
They chatted happily, Lin Xianyu quietly left the seat, planning to pee.
There is a small corner between the kitchen and the living room, so that the sound of the living room and the smell of the kitchen will not affect each other, and walking down the corner is the toilet.
When Lin Xianyu passed by the kitchen, she suddenly heard Qiao Muyi's voice from inside: "...Cheng Ling, do you still remember what you told me eight days ago?"
At this moment, Lin Xianyu couldn't help casting the awakening spell, making himself fully integrated into the environment, and letting the breeze cover all his traces.
This is one of the derivative abilities she obtained from studying awakening spells these days. Unlike the destructive storm, her derivative spell 'breeze' uses the light wind to cover herself, concealing all sounds and movements, and even covering the fluctuations of the cyclone.
Although there are many shortcomings such as being unable to move when using it, and being unable to hide the figure can only reduce the sense of presence, it can make it impossible for high-level monks to find it, so it is practical—for example, it is very practical now.
Lin Xianyu didn't know why she eavesdropped subconsciously. It might be because she heard something wrong with Qiao Muyi's voice—although she didn't study well, she could easily capture the hidden emotions in other people's words.
Language is a wonderful thing. When it is buried in the heart, it is like an unknown seed. It can grow completely different results according to the owner's mind. Once spoken, these fleeting words immediately take on a fixed form. Indiscriminately communicates the speaker's true desires to others.
Few people can capture the true desire in words, Lin Xianyu feels that apart from himself, it seems that Big Brother Ren can occasionally do it.
"What?" Dong Chengling responded calmly.
But Qiao Muyi changed the subject at this time, and suddenly said: "Cheng Ling, I have been carrying out missions with Ren Suo these days."
"I know."
"Just me and him."
"oh?"
"Eight days, day and night, we spend day and night together."
"Um!?"
Lin Xianyu couldn't help covering her mouth, thinking that if the kitchen fried it, would her dinner be gone? Is it too late to go to the canteen for dinner? Can we only eat instant noodles tonight
"No, contrary to what you think, I didn't sneak ahead, and nothing happened to us...at least to him, nothing happened to us."
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but nodded, um, as expected of Big Brother Ren, awesome, if you want to fight tomorrow, you should have saved your dinner.
"Then what do you mean..." Dong Chengling's voice was quite complicated.
"It just took me eight days to realize one thing." Qiao Muyi's words were full of reminiscence and tenderness, and said, "The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me is the person I love."
"The heart is always the heart of the audience, but the person is the person in the play."
"I've always seen myself as a bystander, but I've been part of the drama for a long time."
"I don't know whether my intention is true or not. I was moved by what happened, so I fell in love with him, or did I recognize him through what happened, so I fell in love with him?"
Dong Chengling's voice returned to calm: "Like is not true or false."
Qiao Muyi quite agreed: "Well, I think so too. In the past, I always felt that I didn't care for such a superficial and vulgar thing as love. I would rather be proud and cynical forever..."
"What about now?" Dong Chengling didn't know what he was cutting, and the kitchen knife hit the cutting board hard.
"You once said, 'I was wrong before, should I keep doing it?'"
"I think what you said is very reasonable." Qiao Muyi's voice lost its gentleness. Although it was still clear and sweet, it was hard to hide the confidence and fighting spirit in it: "So..."
"Cheng Ling, I can no longer be your love consultant."