Ren Suo glanced at the door of the guest room, thinking that it didn't make sense that there was no sound coming from inside. They should be surprised when they bumped into it, right
But even if Ren Suo had the assistance of "insight into the world", he didn't hear a sound at all.
Could it be that they also learned spells such as silence...
The doorbell didn't ring anymore, Ren Suo went to open the door, but found that there was no one outside.
The elevator stopped on the first floor, and there was no one in the corridor. At this time, a gust of cold wind blew, and Ren Suo couldn't help shivering.
There must be some blind ghosts coming to Tianlian Academy...
There is a wrong and a debtor, the murder and arson in Lianjiang City were all done by Yu Kuangtu, go to the countermeasures bureau!
Don't mess with me, I'm super fierce. Once I equip a "Luoshen Jade Pendant", I can turn demons and ghosts into experience points!
He hurriedly closed and locked the door, and before Ren Suo could breathe a sigh of relief, his super-strong hearing was keenly aware of the faint crackling sound of ice shards cracking outside.
The rumbling white mist blurred the moonlight. Ren Suo walked to the balcony, just in time to see a huge icicle rising from the ground, at the same height as the fourth floor. The top of the icicle bloomed like petals, revealing the handsome figure sitting on the throne inside. .
The cold moonlight fell on his slender figure, and the rising mist made him look like a prince walking out of a fairy tale.
"This is..." Ren Suo stared: "...The Frozen Throne!?"
"Hush." Bai Ji put a finger in front of his mouth, and said with a soft smile, "It's late at night, don't disturb other people."
As he spoke, he leapt lightly from the throne and landed on the balcony steadily, while the icicles more than ten meters high quietly turned into ice mist and dissipated without even falling into the water, as if nothing had happened just now.
Ren Suo couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Awesome!"
With his poor language, he couldn't think of other ways to express his praises other than 'beautiful' and '666', and he felt the emotion of 'a man should act like this' in his heart.
Bai Ji smiled and lifted the box in his hand: "Happy birthday."
"Well... thank you." Being blessed for the third time tonight, Ren Suo's heart has not fluctuated, and he is even thinking that the next three cakes should not be finished...
"I made it myself." Bai Ji said, "It's cantaloupe fruit cake."
"You still know how to make cakes?" Ren Suo twitched his lips, "If I take a photo and post it in Moments, and tell everyone that it's from Bai Ji, I'm afraid I can get hundreds of likes... Although I have three friends in a row There are not many. The cake made by Lianjiang 'Ice Emperor' Baiji, this nickname can be used as a trademark to harvest the wallets of a wave of young people... "
"Then you have to finish eating it tonight." Bai Ji smiled and said, "I put a lot of thought into making the cake, but I didn't ask you to sell it."
"I'm just talking, I don't know how to take pictures." Ren Suo waved his hand: "You don't even know that someone in my hometown actually asked me for a blind date."
"Oh?~" Bai Ji dragged his voice and said, "And then?"
"Then my mother told me that the other party actually wanted to get to know you, and they used thirty-six tricks to cheat, and hoped that I could arrange for you to meet the other party..." Ren Suo sighed: "I just exposed you. Some people want to ask me to get to know you because of my information in Tianlian College. If others know that I know you quite well, I’m afraid they’ll blow up their cell phones.”
Bai Ji sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, untied the scarf and put it on the sofa, and said with a smile: "Indeed, several entertainment companies directly sent invitation letters to the academy, hoping that I would become an idol or form a youth group to participate in variety shows." Category… "
Ren Suo asked with a smile: "Is there any rich woman who wants to take care of you?"
Bai Ji lowered his eyelids, and said softly: "It's not just rich women..."
Bai Ji's low voice echoed: "I don't like being teased like this..."
"Sorry, sorry." Ren Suo said immediately: "I'm used to talking trash like this with Zhao Huo and the others. I just feel that your appearance has brought you a lot of benefits and happiness that mortals like me can't imagine."
"It's okay." Hearing Ren Suo's immediate apology, Bai Ji flicked his bangs and said with a smile: "I don't think there are many benefits and happiness, and I don't want to use this advantage to gain anything."
"Really." Ren Suo shrugged: "Actually, just look at you and Yu Kuangtu. Yu Kuangtu has more actions than you, and he still uses flamboyant flames, which are no worse than your ice... But you know Yu Kuangtu What is Tu's folk nickname?"
"What is it?"
"Red Dog. Although Yu Kuangtu himself is quite satisfied with this nickname, Zhao Huo even envies him... But compared with your 'Ice Emperor', it makes people feel crushed in terms of appearance."
Ren Suo raised his chin and said, "Look, someone came to ask you to be an idol, but Yu Kuangtu didn't get that kind of treatment, he didn't even have a fan girl, his girlfriend was still cheated by him with a bunch of skewers... "
"Really? On the contrary, I am very envious of Kuangtu." Bai Ji said: "Idols, fans, fans... What's the meaning of these to us monks? On the contrary, Yu Kuangtu can find someone who truly loves him Man, this is truer than all vanity."
"Ren Suo, do you remember my previous predictions about the future?"
Ren Suo froze for a moment, thought for a while, and said, "You mean, you used to think that the future of the world would be destroyed by extraordinary beings with thousands of mighty powers in one body? Individualism prevails over collectivism, and society will collapse uncontrollably …”
"I still think so," Bai Ji said, "If it weren't for the existence of the Asgard World Tree, the sources of disaster in the live broadcast of "Destiny" would sooner or later lead to even greater disasters and befall mankind..."
"Nowadays, the extraordinary heroes praised by all countries, such as You Jian and Angel Zac, can no longer be limited by conventional tactics. If they carry out lightning destructive attacks, they only want to destroy but not kill the enemy. How many countries can resist them? The attack? It is only possible to restrain them with the use of superhuman beings."
"Although there are still only three gods manifesting themselves on the earth, and the church of the three gods is not warm, and its teachings advocate helping others, but who can guarantee that there are no other gods? And will the other gods be evil gods eager to kill and chaos?"
Noticing that Ren Suo wanted to speak, Bai Ji waved his hand and said, "Although I am a pessimist, I will work hard in cultivation and will not slack off because of pessimism. I just want to say..."
"Life is short, and no one knows whether the next day will be the end of the world, so I don't care about other people's love. After all, if it really comes to the last moment of my life, it will not be fans who will be by my side."
"That's why I envy Kuangtu. No matter how much crisis he faces in the future, no matter how dark and cold night he encounters, there will always be a firefly in his heart, so that he will never extinguish his hope, and make him try his best to return to a certain place." personal side."
Ren Suo: "..."
I also know that falling in love is a very good thing, but you raised it to the level of 'you have to do it once in your life' and 'you are not human if you don't do it', which made me, the birthday boy, envious of Yu Kuangtu...
"But... you are good-looking, if you like someone, you can easily catch it?" Ren Suo turned the topic back.
Bai Ji smiled: "Not necessarily. Sometimes, my appearance may still be an obstacle..."
Good looks or handicap? Is this world really like what Zhao Huo said, where there are beautiful girls who are madly obsessed with dead fat houses
Click.
The two looked at the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony that had been knocked again by small stones, and Bai Ji asked curiously, "Is it easy to get windy on your balcony? There are a few stones on the ground."
"Hehe." Ren Suo said, "No, it's just very windy today. By the way, I didn't plan to celebrate my birthday, and I didn't have any other activities, so I have nothing to do after eating the cake, you..."
"Then let's talk in detail tonight." Bai Ji suddenly got a little excited, and said, "I didn't live in a dormitory when I was in college, and I've always longed for the kind of activities where my roommates don't sleep and chat at night...Join Changjiang Afterwards, the army was so busy training every day, everyone fell asleep as soon as their heads touched the pillows, and they didn't want to chat at all."
Chat like a dorm
Ren Suo thought about it. When he was in college, the topics he talked about at night when he slept were usually 'girls from other majors', 'what time will I get up tomorrow morning', 'spitting on the teacher's nonsense in class', all of which are closely related to the school.
What else is there to talk about now? Do you still remember several applications of Lagrange's median value theorem and Fourier transform
"Chat all night?" Ren Suo clicked his tongue, thinking that he promised Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi to drive them away, so how should he say it now: "But I'm actually quite sleepy, and I want to go to bed early."
"That's fine, then we can chat while sleeping, and sleep straight away if we're sleepy." Bai Ji nodded and said.
"Talking while sleeping?" Ren Suo was taken aback.
"Yeah, it's fine if we don't sleep together." Bai Ji said, "It's okay for two people to barely sleep on the school bed, I'm not fat, and you're not fat either... This way you can sleep in a dormitory atmosphere! "
Although the school's bed can indeed accommodate two people, but I mean you hurry back to the dormitory to sleep!
ding dong
The doorbell rang, and Ren Suo immediately stared at Bai Ji and said, "If someone sees you at my house late at night, surely no one will suspect that I have any improper relationship with you, right?"
Bai Ji was stunned for a moment: "... no."
Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then you stand here and don't move around, I'll open the door"
Snapped.
As soon as Ren Suo took a step, Bai Ji pressed his shoulder.
Bai Ji calmly said, "Who do you think is here?"
"It must be my sister." Ren Suo couldn't think of other possibilities.
"Not necessarily, maybe it's Cheng Ling, maybe it's...Qiao Muyi." Bai Ji showed a cold smile: "It doesn't matter if I'm at your house late at night, but if a woman comes to your house late at night and finds me at your house... she must Would you be embarrassed?"
"Why are you embarrassed?" Ren Suo was slightly puzzled.
"When a woman comes to a man's house late at night, she will appear very low self-respect and very coquettish. If other people find out, she will definitely be extremely ashamed." Bai Ji bit hard on the two words 'low self-respect' and 'coquettish': "For the sake of the other party's reputation, you should let the other party leave as soon as possible, which is more appropriate."
"...But it's definitely not Dong Chengling or Qiao Muyi." Ren Suo said with certainty, "It's my sister."
Because Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi are in the guest room behind you!
Bai Ji's thoughts turned sharply. He had already discovered that Ren Xingmei didn't like him very much. Although he didn't know where this hostility came from, he could figure it out with his toes. Bai Ji went home.
It's hard to find a reason to come here, Bai Ji is not willing to miss this opportunity for nothing. His original plan was to boil the frogs in warm water, but when Ren Suo had almost no orders, his warm water was almost freezing, so he had to use boiling water to speed up the progress this night!
Moreover, the person who came may not be Ren Xingmei...
Since I can't find any valid reason...
Then we can only start with those who come from us!
If it's someone else, drive them away; if it's Ren Xingmei, try to buy her off!
Bai Ji's eyes turned cold, and he opened the door first!
"Brother..." Ren Xingmei, who was holding a cake box outside the door, had a traffic accident in her throat before she could say a word. She stared blankly at Bai Ji who opened the door, and suddenly shut down.
"Sister, you're a bit late." Ren Suo sighed.
"Ren Suo, I happen to have something I want to discuss with Xingmei..." Bai Ji kindly took the cake box from Ren Xingmei's hand and put it aside, "Can I chat with her alone? It won't be long."
Ren Xingmei looked at Bai Ji, and felt very strange in her heart, why are you running around at my brother's house late at night
Aren't you my brother's rival in love
And I plan to celebrate my birthday with my brother tonight, and then play games all night... How did you kill Cheng Yaojin halfway
Besides, what do you and I have to talk about? Did you find out that I helped Xianyu cheat in the high math class...
Ren Xingmei's thoughts changed, and she wanted to let this dead man go away quickly, so she nodded and said, "Well, brother, I also have something to tell Teacher Bai."
Ren Suo looked at them, thinking that these two guys have something to discuss... and it is the kind that suddenly remembers when they meet, and they have to talk first
Is there some misunderstanding? For example, Ren Xingmei broke through Bai Ji's unspeakable secrets and discovered Bai Ji's ulterior secrets...
Although Bai Ji had a deep bond with him, Ren Suo didn't dare to rest assured, so he said, "Yes, but we have to talk in the room."
"No problem." Bai Ji made an OK gesture: "Then let's talk in your bedroom."
Ren Xingmei also had no objections, so she followed Bai Ji to the master bedroom. But when passing by the guest room, she suddenly opened the door and pulled Bai Ji in!
She doesn't want others to enter her brother's bedroom!
"Let's talk about... right here?"
After entering and closing the door casually, as soon as Ren Xingmei finished speaking, she realized that the light in the guest room did not come from the moon, but from flickering candles!
Dong Chengling sat upright on the chair, with his hands on his lap, with a cold expression; Qiao Muyi sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, his elbows on his knees, his palms on his chin, and he looked at them with his head tilted.
Seeing them all of a sudden, Bai Ji was also slightly taken aback. He looked at the two birthday cakes on the table, and there was an expression of 'as expected' on his face: "So... everyone is the same."
He had already faintly noticed Dong Chengling's feelings for Ren Suo, but Qiao Muyi's appearance really surprised him, but he soon felt relieved, no wonder Qiao Muyi targeted him intentionally or unintentionally.
"Yes, Baiji." Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "He's very good at taking advantage of his gender, so why not call it 'reminiscing the days in the dormitory' to sleep in the same bed?"
Dong Chengling said lightly: "'Not self-respecting', 'coquettish'... Bai Ji, it is not a good thing to slander others behind the scenes."
Bai Ji laughed and said, "What are you talking about? I didn't act out of line, and I didn't name names when I spoke. I just had normal contacts and discussions with Ren Suo, but I didn't curse... On the contrary, it's Qiao Muyi, don't you have to go to work tomorrow? It's so late In Tianlian Academy, how long have you been here?"
Dong Chengling said: "Little Qiao, when did you come here? You promised not to sneak away, but do you want the overlord to fight hard tonight?"
Qiao Muyi chuckled: "I'm on vacation tomorrow, and I'm free, but Dong Chengling, do you really have the position to criticize me? Who is the one who wants to fight against the king?"
Bai Ji said: "Cheng Ling, when I talked about Ren Suo with you, did you already... So you have been secretly monitoring my actions, I have always trusted you in vain!"
Qiao Muyi smiled: "Everyone has small thoughts, but usually no one is worth our use... Why do you think Cheng Linghui is a selfless person?"
Ren Xingmei on the side was already dumbfounded. In terms of brain, she can completely beat Ren Suo, so she quickly analyzed what happened
All three of them came to find Ren Suo Qingsheng alone!
All three of them have more feelings for Ren Suo than friends!
These three people all have unscrupulous attempts to violate the punishment for Ren Suo!
Wait, wait, I just thought that there was a Teacher Dong, or Lin Xianyu Lin Xianyu's silly temperament, which is very suitable for Brother Sand Sculpture. I never thought that you have reached the level of killing both men and women!
And Dong Chengling, an innocent girl like Dong Chengling, I can understand that virgins and virgins will be attracted to each other; Bai Ji's love has no boundaries, I can barely understand, after all, Ren Suo has similar achievements before. But how could even a vixen like Qiao Muyi fall in love with you
Aren't you good at playing games at home? Don't you even play online games? Why can't you even play games well, and you can become an evil cashier with your own personal guards
Ren Xingmei was stunned by the huge amount of information for a while, Qiao Muyi glanced at her, and said: "The door has already used "Anonymous Wuhen", and you can't hear the sound from here... The opportunity is rare, so let's talk about it." Let's talk. "
"Little Xingxing, who do you want to be your sister-in-law?"
Ren Xingmei's face darkened.
She has lived for 18 years, and the word she hates the most is 'sister-in-law', not one of them.
…
Ren Suo glanced at the guest room, moved his ears, and found that he still couldn't hear the sound inside.
But Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi are inside, he is not worried that something will happen, they are guessing, 'Why are you here', 'Why are you here', 'You brought cake too', and eat later Don't end the discussion like that.
Ren Suo felt that everyone who was supposed to come should have come, and ignored the story in the guest room. He took out two packs of spicy fish from the snack box on the coffee table, went to the balcony, turned over and jumped off.
A few days ago, Ren Suo got up late and found that the clone was going to be late, so he hurriedly let the clone put on his clothes and rush to the school hospital without even wearing underwear. It was time-consuming to wait for the elevator, and the clone who went to the school hospital to be on duty was 100% of his clone, so Ren Suo let the clone jump down directly.
Doppelgänger is nothing.
Ren Suo tried it himself and broke his leg.
But if he stepped on the air conditioner and jumped off, it would be quite safe. But Ren Suo seldom does this, the main reason is that the impact is not good. If other students see it, it would be too embarrassing. They will fly down directly, and you just jump off by stepping on the outside of the air conditioner.
But it's late at night now, and there must be no one outside, so Ren Suo naturally doesn't care about the impact.
In just three seconds, Ren Suo fell to the ground, looked around and did not see the shadow of the cat, so he called softly: "Black Bell~?"
Hei Lingdang made a great contribution tonight. He had given four warnings in a row and must be rewarded. Ren Suo brought two packs of spicy fish larvae down to comfort him. There will be a big meal waiting for him in the future.
However, Ren Suo took a glance and found that Hei Lingdang was not downstairs and had gone somewhere.
He sniffed his nose. The enhanced sense of smell given to him by "Evolution of Cats" had already been covered by "Insight into the World", but it also had unique features: for example, he could smell cats more easily.
He turned to the back of the dormitory building, and soon saw the black bell appearing in the shadows at the corner. But except for the black bells, it’s not that he can’t fall asleep in estrus in winter, but squats beside a girl, watching the girl engrave letters on the ground with her glowing index finger, and the yellow bells hanging from red ribbons are ringing loudly.
"Classmate Gu?"
Gu Yueyan, who was scribbling on the ground, raised her head in surprise. Seeing Ren Suo appearing in front of her, she sat down on the ground in fright, and said in a trembling voice, "You, you, you, you, don't come here."
Ren Suo immediately stopped and raised his hands: "Okay, no problem, I won't come over, don't be nervous, don't yell."
Gu Yueyan took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to wipe off all the traces on the ground, stood up holding the black bell and said, "Aren't you here... how did you appear here?"
"I should be the one asking you this, right?" Ren Suo said with a smile, "Shouldn't you be in the student dormitory? This is the faculty dormitory."
"I..." Gu Yueyan was silent for a while: "I... have other things and need to come out at night."
something else
Ren Suo frowned, thought hard for a while, and suddenly realized: "You secretly came out to destroy flowers and plants to train awakening spells!?"
Gu Yueyan has a criminal record, she went to the back mountain late at night to practice awakening spells. Now the academy has banned transcendental training alone, but practiced in the combat training ground in a unified way. For a diligent student like Gu Yueyan, she would secretly train extra, which is very normal.
Gu Yueyan was slightly taken aback, and said slowly: "I didn't destroy the flowers and plants... But it's true to train the awakening spell."
"You didn't go to the back mountain, how did you find this way..." Ren Suo pouted, and threw two packets of spicy fish larvae over.
"This is what Hei Lingdang likes to eat. You are familiar with it, so you can feed it."
Gu Yueyan caught it steadily, and asked strangely, "Black Bell?"
"Huh? I don't know what it's called. Anyway, I call it Black Bell. Do you know it?" Ren Suo said with a smile: "You should go back early after practicing. Although Tianlian College is very safe, girls are alone Wandering outside... and it's cold enough to enjoy under the covers."
Gu Yueyan said: "Enjoyment is not a word that should appear in a monk's mouth."
"You..." Ren Suo shook his head, turned and left.
Gu Yueyan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and held the black bell in front of her eyes, covering the figure who was about to leave. At this moment, Hei Lingdang yawned and licked his lips, as if despising Gu Yueyan's cowardice.
bad cat!
"correct."
At this time, Ren Suo turned back suddenly, and Gu Yueyan was so frightened that he pressed against the wall and looked at him nervously: "What's wrong?"
"If you want to come out to train alone late at night next time... just come to me." Ren Suo scratched his head and said, "If you get injured, you will be in trouble. It is better for me to play with my mobile phone next to you than to train alone, just like you used to hire I do that as a walk-in therapy."
Gu Yueyan blinked and said, "I don't want to hire you."
"No charge, but only once." Ren Suo said: "Well, I didn't promise you before. As an apology, I promised to help you for free."
Gu Yueyan was stunned.
"You... remember?"
Of course I remember, I have been chatting with you for so long, and your soul echoes all about this matter... Ren Suo muttered in his heart, but now he also recalled that incident and said: "Alan Lake in Xiangshi, I almost You were killed there, and as an apology, I promised to help you."
"If you need anything, don't be shy, I can help."
That was before the "Magician under the World Tree" was fed back to reality. He accompanied Gu Yueyan to awaken, but the boat capsized while rowing in Lake Alan, and the two of them were almost dragged by the holy grail in Lake Alan Into the secret...
Now Alan Lake seems to have become a military restricted area, and monks from the Yangtze River and Yellow River troops will go in to spawn monsters every once in a while.
"don't want."
Noticing Ren Suo's surprised expression, Gu Yueyan said: "It's too cheap for you just to offset one help with accompanying treatment."
Ren Suo smiled bitterly: "Then you... have you thought about what you want me to do?"
"No, let's talk about it later." Gu Yueyan asked, "If I don't mention it, do you still owe me?"
"yes."
"Then just remember that you owe me."
"Okay, there's no interest anyway." Ren Suo shrugged, turned and left.
"besides."
Gu Yueyan lowered his head, stared at Hei Lingdang's big eyes, and said softly, "...Happy birthday."
Ren Suo blinked: "Thank you, do you want to come to my house to eat cake?"
"I don't want to go to your house late at night."
"Then come over to eat tomorrow, I guess I can't finish it."
Seeing that Ren Suo finally left, Gu Yueyan breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down softly against the wall. The black bell meowed, broke free from her embrace, jumped onto the gift box she had hidden on the other side of the corner, and flew away. Two playground tickets.
Gu Yueyan quickly picked up the two coupons, but after thinking about it, she gave a wry smile and stuffed the coupons into her pocket.
She picked up the black bell, held its two front paws, and pinched its little meat ball. Hei Lingdang was very face-saving, he didn't stretch out his claws, he meowed, and let Gu Yueyan rub it.
She raised her head, her eyes glowed, as if reflected in the moonlight, and as if all the moonlight reflected in her pupils
"Forget it, don't watch it." Gu Yueyan lowered her eyelids and sighed: "Hey... I will definitely be called by Xianyu later, but she stayed with me all night to buy gifts..."
"It would be great if you could become a human... You and Teacher Fan make me feel very kind, but Teacher Fan doesn't teach freshmen..."
"If only you could be my girlfriend, Luna."