"Trouble..." Ren Suo looked at the gift boxes piled on the ground and clicked his tongue.
When he got home last night, those four guys hadn’t come out of the guest room. Ren Suo almost thought that the guest room was connected to a different time and space. Prisoners who were escorted to be beheaded in a carriage, foreigners looking for blood therapy, no-ones waking up in the cemetery, little villagers who picked up a rusty sword hilt...
It took another ten minutes before they came out together, and said goodbye to Ren Suo, saying that the official celebration would be during the day and everyone would disband tonight.
Although Qiao Muyi claimed that she had no place to sleep and wanted to sleep in the guest room of Ren Suo's house, Dong Chengling immediately said that she could sleep with him. They had just slept together a dozen days ago.
It was Ren Xingmei who finally managed to occupy the guest room.
Seeing Dong Chengling so resolutely pulling Qiao Muyi to teleport home, Ren Suo couldn't help nodding. Sure enough, among his bonders, Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling should be regarded as the best couple.
Ren Suo has always believed that being able to sleep in the same bed is an important criterion for testing friends, because the sleeping position of others and whether others snore will greatly affect the sleep of another person. For example, there is a roommate in his university dormitory who snores It was so severe that the snoring could make the whole plank bed vibrate slightly.
Fortunately, that roommate was a mobile game player and was the last to go to bed every night, so everyone lived in peace. The only problem was that if they woke up in the middle of the night, they basically couldn't fall asleep again.
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi were able to sleep together ten days ago and even sent a selfie to provoke Ren Suo, and they were still able to sleep together ten days later, which shows that they are very compatible.
They made an appointment to go out to play early tomorrow morning, so Ren Suo didn't play games, and got into bed to sleep, and then he was woken up by Xiao Jiu who got into bed the next day. Xiao Jiu first hugged him and said "Happy Birthday Big Brother", and then asked Ren Suo in a low voice when is his birthday.
Ren Suo really forgot about this. After thinking about it, he answered in a low voice that it was September 21, the day he and Xiao Jiu met at the comic exhibition.
He thought about whether to let Xiao Jiu celebrate his birthday with him directly, but he quickly rejected this idea: birthdays, names and other cultural symbols, if analyzed according to absolute rationality, are actually not important.
But humans have given special meaning to these symbols, which is the biggest difference between humans and ashes. Xiao Jiu is not an accessory of Ren Suo, she is also a unique creature, Ren Suo doesn't want to tie her with him so casually, but hopes that she also has her own birthday symbol.
Of course, the biggest reason is that Ren Suo didn't have time to buy Xiaojiu a birthday present, so he postponed it until next year...
Xiao Jiu was very satisfied with this day, and pulled Ren Suo to get up quickly. Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Ren Xingmei have already woken up, and Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu will also come after a while. The group of people went to the city for a day, went to the game center, went to the movies, went skating...
Bai Ji and Zhao Huo, who had heard the news, wanted to come, but...they had classes.
After eating all four cakes at the dinner party at night, everyone left gifts and left together without leaving a single one.
That's why Ren Suo stared at the pile of gifts in front of him in a daze.
Celebrating birthdays is already very troublesome, and I have to give other people birthday gifts in the future...
The higher the level of fetters, the more troubles there will be.
Ren Suo started to unwrap the presents, thinking that he would give back whatever others gave him.
First, Dong Chengling's gift, a small box, Ren Suo couldn't figure out what it was, could it be a mobile phone
When I took it apart, it was... a large bunch of keys.
Ren Suo blinked, and used the "data stream" to check the information of this bunch of keys after a long absence:
"The anti-theft door key of Dong Chengling's house, the door key of Dong Chengling's house, the balcony key of Dong Chengling's house, the guest room key of Dong Chengling's house, the bedroom key of Dong Chengling's house."
"...Does this mean that I should go to accompany Xiaojiu by myself on Saturday?" Ren Suo scratched his face. Regarding this gift...he felt very good, after all, he also gave Dong Chengling his key.
But when it's Dong Chengling's birthday, what will he give? His key has been sent out...
It's so hard to return a gift.
Next was Qiao Muyi's gift, a square flat box.
In fact, Ren Suo wanted to reject Qiao Muyi's gift, because Qiao Muyi gave him a noise-cancelling headset just a few days ago. If he wants gifts, he will feel very embarrassed. He is not the kind of person who can accept favors from others calmly. Even if his parents give him a mobile phone and computer, he will do some housework to show his attitude for the first time.
But Qiao Muyi made it clear that this was a very cheap gift, and it was very light to hold. Ren Suo had no choice but to throw it away if she didn't want it, so Ren Suo finally accepted it.
When I took it apart, it was... a white mask.
Ren Suo picked up the mask and checked it with the data stream. It is not a magical item. Although it seems that the material is high-end, it is not that expensive. It is indeed very cheap. Instead, there are six words written on the mask:
Mu Gongzi is the best.
Mr. Mu...Qiao Muyi...Ren Suo suddenly remembered something, took out his phone and looked at it, and found that Qiao Muyi really didn't know when he changed his WeChat nickname from 'Xiao Qiao' to 'Mu Gongzi'. Just noted Qiao Muyi's real name, so I never found out.
But you write these six words on the mask... Leaving aside whether Ren Suo needed a mask, even if he needed one, he wouldn't wear it, it's too shameful.
And how is this sent back? Ren Suo thought about it, Qiao Muyi seemed to call him Xiao Suo all the time, did he want to give him a black mask with the words 'Xiao Suo is the best'
Not to mention whether Qiao Muyi would like it or not, if she really wears it, Ren Suo feels that he will be ridiculed by Yu Kuangtu for his level of gift selection.
Another gift that is hard to return.
Then there is Baiji's gift, a white scarf, which is said to be woven by himself.
But... But Lianjiang is cold, not cold enough to wear a scarf. Apart from Bai Ji, Tianlian College only had a few female teachers and female students who wanted to compete with him in couple outfits wearing scarves. Ren Suo's physical fitness didn't need scarves at all.
Moreover, this is a scarf that he wove himself, so if you return a gift, you must add the sincerity of making it yourself.
However, Ren Suo's manual skills are all focused on playing games, and he doesn't know how to do it manually at all.
Could it be that eight hundred and eighty-eight little stars were given to him? It's so troublesome, and what a mother, Bai Ji definitely doesn't like this kind of gift.
It's all about giving gifts that are hard to return.
Next is my sister’s gift. Ren Suo thought it’s better for my sister. After all, we have celebrated more than a dozen birthdays together. She knows herself very well and knows that she doesn’t want to receive expensive gifts, so most of her sister’s gifts are “helping errands coupons.” ''Let's Play Game Voucher' is a joke-like reward coupon.
Then Ren Suo would also give her a similar birthday gift, which didn't cost money and showed sincerity.
This year my sister also gave me a reward voucher, Ren Suo opened it up and took a look
"Looking for My Sister Knee Pillow Coupon"
"Chat with Sister Coupon"
"Travel voucher with my sister"
Ren Suo turned over and was speechless.
"I... Although I have always been in the bronze rank, you don't even have to give away the 'play game coupon'..." Ren Suo muttered.
And this year, the reward coupon that my sister gave suddenly changed to another field, and Ren Suo didn't know how to send back the "Looking for Brother's Knee Pillow Coupon"? How does it feel so weird.
Added another problem to me.
Finally, Zhao Huo's birthday present, Ren Suo was also very curious. He obviously only found out about his birthday today, so how could he still be tinkering with birthday presents
Could it be his wives in glass cases? If Zhao Huo really gave it away, Ren Suo wouldn't dare to let it out and Xiao Jiu would be in trouble if he saw it, not because he was afraid of polluting Xiao Jiu, but because he was afraid that Xiao Jiu would follow the template and not wear clothes...
Zhao Huo's gift was quite heavy.
Ren Suo opened Zhao Huo's gift with full expectation, and saw that there was
a hammer.
It's not an ordinary hammer, but the exclusive weapon of a certain god in the popular hero movie nowadays. The hammer named Thor's Hammer has a big hammer head. It is not used to smash nails, but to smash people.
Ren Suo picked it up and shook it, and the hammer actually lit up.
There is also a note from Zhao Huo in the box, which reads: "This is Thor's hammer. It can be hand-cranked to generate electricity. You only need to shake it up and down violently, and it will light up. It's cool, right? Don't thank me, we are My friend, I should give you a hammer."
Ren Suo silently opened his mobile phone to Taobao, and soon found his target: a hatchet that could play beautiful melodies.
We are friends, so I should give you a music player that can kill people.
Along the way, Ren Suo suddenly discovered that Zhao Huo was the one who was the most worry-free. Ren Suo could naturally reply in a simple and rude way when he sent him so shamelessly.
Oh, what's more worrying is that Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu didn't give it away. But for Ren Suo, not giving it is the best gift. If he really lacks something, he will buy it himself, so he doesn't want others to give it to him.
After tidying up, Ren Suo turned on the Small World game console, and at the same time summoned the clone to work.
He glanced at the clone wearing an apron, and suddenly sighed, "Do you have any birthday presents for me?"
The clone looked at him, but didn't speak.
"Forget it, you can juice all the oranges in that box." Ren Suo waved his hand: "Remember that the fruit pieces can be snapped off, I like to drink orange juice with fruit pieces... eh? Why is your action mode automatic again? Switched to escape mode? Switch back to servant mode."
The clone went to work, and Ren Suo also continued the strategy of "Hunting Night".
Luna is still in an ultra-small form at this time, waiting in the playground to recover. Ren Suo estimated that the debuff of this ultra-small form will not be eliminated until the next lunar phase.
Fast forward in time, and as expected, when the phase of the moon changes from waning moon to new moon (the moon is completely invisible), Luna suddenly returns to her original state. Fortunately, the aborigines of Moon Mask have relatively big hearts, and they are not surprised to see Luna become a living person.
"Okay, let's find out if there is any mission... eh?"
The moonlight that was missing when the waning moon became a new moon seemed to fall on Luna, renewing the miracle she possessed:
"Your miracle is to complete the Moon Ritual with a partner of the opposite sex, and get a lot of experience points for role-playing with character labels."
"Your price is that you must maintain physical contact with a partner of the opposite sex for a period of time."
Ren Suo blinked his eyes: "... this game is too malicious to single dogs, isn't it!? So the custom character lost at the starting line from the very beginning?"