"By the way, do you know where I can learn massage?"
At noon on December 4th, today Dong Chengling had no class in the morning, and was cooking at noon. Three female college students and a guy who had been wearing slippers for a long time came to eat, but the latter suddenly asked such a sentence while eating.
Lin Xianyu, who picked up a piece of curry potato chips and gnawed, blinked: "Well... Brother Ren, why do you want to learn massage? Do you want to promote it in the school hospital?"
Gu Yueyan snorted: "Don't worry about it."
However, Ren Xingmei suddenly put down her job, rubbed her shoulders, and sighed like an old grandmother: "Oh, it seems that I have played too many games recently, and my shoulders are a little sore..."
When Ren Xingmei said this, Lin Xianyu also reacted, yelling, "My chest is a little heavy, and my shoulders are a little sore..."
Ren Xingmei's face froze, she looked down at the international airport where she was not much better than Ren Suo...
Watching them dance wildly, Ren Suo's face hurts: "Don't say I haven't learned it yet, even if I have learned it, I won't give you a massage..."
Dong Chengling, who was eating quietly, glanced at him: "Why?"
Ren Suo blinked, looked at Dong Chengling and asked, "Do rank four monks still need a massage? Do you still have backache and leg pain?"
"Then who do you want to serve by learning massage?" Dong Chengling asked back.
Lin Xianyu agreed very much: "Yes, yes, Brother Ren, you must have a place to use what you have learned, right? Do you want to open a massage shop for blind people?"
Ren Xingmei pursed her mouth, pretending to be a little angry: "Brother, don't let the fat water flow to outsiders' fields. If there is a good thing, it must be cheaper for your sister."
Gu Yueyan said: "He must be planning something."
I learned to want to serve myself...
Ren Suo clicked his tongue: "A man and a woman can't kiss each other."
The four of them looked at Ren Suo with weird eyes at the same time, so you know this sentence too
Usually you don't know, why do you suddenly remember when I want you to do some work
Gu Yueyan asked quietly: "So even if you learn it, you won't use it on other people of the opposite sex?"
"Don't talk about women, I can't even touch men. I learned... I learned to honor my parents." Ren Suo finally came up with a good excuse: "After all, my parents are not young, I want to see Can you combine healing spells and massage techniques to develop a life-prolonging massage technique... "
This reason is irreproachable, Gu Yueyan groaned for a moment and said, "Teacher Zhao may."
"Zhao Huo?" Ren Suo was taken aback: "He still knows this?"
Others were also very curious. Lin Xianyu said while eating chicken curry: "I only know what kind of martial arts heir is, what old Zhao is. He used to be invincible all over the world. I didn't expect him to massage... oh, wait, he Is it medical skills, martial arts, divination, astrology, feng shui, feng shui, and feng shui? Isn’t this a proper template for the protagonist of the harem? Hey, wait, isn’t it dangerous for me, a beautiful female college student?”
Gu Yueyan glared at Lin Xianyu: "Stop reading those miscellaneous books... But you are right, Mr. Zhao is indeed good at medicine. He learned martial arts from his family. If a person does not have the assistance of medical treatment, the root cause of the disease may be left behind just by training the body."
Lin Xianyu muttered: "Doesn't martial arts masters rely on their inner energy to protect their bodies, afraid of getting hurt..."
Gu Yueyan was very helpless: "Just look at it, why do you still believe... There is no such thing as internal energy, at most warriors have some breathing methods to assist movement, which are similar to the breathing techniques we learned before. And warriors have to live , learning martial arts is because the rule of law in the feudal dynasty was not good, and there were robbers and thieves, who needed force to protect themselves, and iron-fighting medical skills are their livelihood skills. Of course, there are also martial arts halls to accept apprentices, but it is rare now... "
Ren Xingmei glanced at Gu Yueyan: "Yueyan, you know a lot."
"... I knew a little bit before." Gu Yueyan said: "Mr. Zhao's family martial arts is very complicated, but it should be derived from the Xingyi of Sun Wusheng's lineage. They have to use medicinal wine and master's massage to relax at the beginning of their martial arts training. The muscles are active, Teacher Zhao must have learned it."
Lin Xianyu made a 'hush' sound: "You still say that I read miscellaneous books all day long, and you are the monitor who reads miscellaneous books. Tell me, do you read martial arts little yellow books!"
"I don't watch martial arts... I don't watch that kind of thing!" Gu Yueyan was almost framed by Lin Xianyu, and poked Lin Xianyu's tender waist angrily, and finally said to Ren Suo: "If you If you want to learn massage in the college, Teacher Zhao should be a more professional choice."
Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, and Ren Xingmei asked: "Brother, you really learned to honor your parents? But you haven't been back for almost a year, and Xiao Jiu doesn't know you anymore."
Facing his sister's suspicious eyes, Ren Suo scratched his head: "I'm not going to surprise them during the Chinese New Year."
"Xiao Jiu?" Lin Xianyu was a little confused: "Isn't Xiao Jiu going to school here...?"
"I said that Xiaojiu is my cat. Speaking of which, Xiaojiu has the same name as my cat..."
"If you still want to learn massage, why don't you spend all your time practicing it..." Gu Yueyan muttered.
They were chatting, Ren Suo suddenly raised his head and said, "Congratulations on your second turn."
Everyone fell silent for a moment, Lin Xianyu, who was holding a bowl to plan rice, was stunned, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the table.
Gu Yueyan, who was watched by Ren Suo, was slightly taken aback: "You...how did you know?"
My earphone told me, Ren Suo thought.
"Intuition, my intuition has always been very accurate." Ren Suo didn't even bother to find an excuse, and said: "In this way, Gu Yueyan, you should be the first monk to step into the second rank among all the students now, report it later, Maybe there are rewards from Tianlian Academy, such as complete exercises and spells..."
Ren Suo thought for a while and said with a smile: "However, no matter what happens to the college, I will send you a gift to congratulate you... Do you have anything you want?"
Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, nodded slightly, and shook her head again.
At this time, Lin Xianyu finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly asked: "When did you get promoted, monitor? Why don't I know anything?"
"I was promoted last night." Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu and said calmly.
Lin Xianyu blinked, said oh, and didn't ask any more questions.
Ren Xingmei said congratulations first, then turned her head and asked Ren Suo: "Brother, what about me?"
"Let's talk about your promotion to the second rank."
The happiest thing here is Dong Chengling, but she couldn't say any gorgeous blessings. After congratulating with a smile, she said after a while: "Yueyan, do you have any gifts you want?"
"No, no, sister Ling, you don't need to give it away." Gu Yueyan said hastily: "I can cultivate so fast, it's all thanks to sister Ling who guided me. I should be the one who gave you the gift..."
"How can it be, you are my younger sister and also my student. You have been promoted, so I have to reward you well." Dong Chengling said: "What do you like and want? Just say, your sister Ling will definitely be satisfied." you."
Hearing these words, Gu Yueyan couldn't help but glance at Ren Suo who was the first to find out that she had been promoted to the second rank and bowed his head to eat.
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In the afternoon, at Zhao Huo's house, Ren Suo walked into the living room and looked carefully at the figures in Zhao Huo's three glass cabinets. He didn't find a red-haired white rabbit-type spear girl, but a magic girl wearing the magic girl suit of the Red Witch. She has red hair and also holds a long gun, but she is a little girl with no big breasts and round buttocks at all.
"Why, which one do you like?" Zhao Huo in pajamas patted Ren Suo's shoulder: "Don't be shy, man, it's normal to like figurines, since you gave me so many things before, You can pick one and take it away, I keep the original box."
Today, Zhao Huo had no classes in the morning and afternoon, and only got up to watch and play games after sleeping on the balcony to dry his buttocks. Of course, he didn't change his clothes.
"Aren't these your wife?" Ren Suo cut out, "Besides, it's not normal for a man to like figurines."
"Some are not my wives, those men... Those who look more like men, they are not." Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Well, actually, I just said it casually, anyway, if you choose the wife I like, I'm sure won't open the locker."
"Besides, Ren Suo touched your chest and asked yourself, don't you think these figures are not good-looking or cute?"
Ren Suo stared at a bunny girl figurine in the figurine cabinet, feeling that he was lying to his conscience, so he had to change the subject: "I think after I fall asleep, these figurines will wake up by themselves and walk around the house."
"If this is the case, I am willing to sleep for the rest of my life." Zhao Huo said very seriously.
The two chatted about this sand sculpture topic for a while, and suddenly Zhao Huo said: "By the way, I actually have something I want to discuss with you..."
"What's up?"
Zhao Huo seemed a bit embarrassed to speak, and after pondering for a while, Ren Suo blinked and said, "Let me tell you first, I refuse to treat diseases like farts, stinky feet, and little brothers. If you are a friend, don't talk about it." These hurtful places."
"I can kill ten of you, and I have nothing wrong with my health." Zhao Huo said angrily, he was silent for a while, and then said: "Ren Suo, actually... my fiancée may come to live with me. "
Ren Suo straightened his back in an instant, his eyes were bright, he was concentrating on it, his head was slightly forward, and he asked in a kind and gentle tone: "Isn't this pretty good?"
"But..." Zhao Huo sighed: "But... Maybe you don't know, but actually..."
"Actually, I'm an otaku."
Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the three hand-made cabinets next to him. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the beautiful girl's pillow in Zhao Huo's bedroom, and glanced at the luoli pattern on Zhao Huo's pajamas. He had to cover his mouth, took a deep breath, grabbed his thigh with his right hand, and used his strong will and physical pain to prevent the slightest laugh from his throat.
Calm down, be calm, don't laugh, Zhao Huo will fall.
He quickly cleared up his emotions, and said kindly: "I really can't see it."
Zhao Huo said worriedly: "Although we have been engaged before, we have never lived together. What if when she comes to live with me, she doesn't like me watching anime, and I don't like me to let go of Gundam at home, causing conflicts? But what should I do, I'm wondering whether to reject her first... "
"No, no, no." Ren Suo said quickly: "I think your fiancée must be mentally prepared, and even your fiancée may enter the house because of you, and then you can happily lie under the covers Let’s watch episodes together, play games, chat…”
After repeated cordial persuasion by Ren Suo, Zhao Huo finally gave up the idea of refusing, and began to fantasize about a beautiful cohabitation life.
What he didn't know was that Ren Suo also came to visit Zhao Huo's house more often after thinking about it, otherwise he would miss the wonderful moment. Maybe it's the Battle of Chibi...
Then Ren Suo talked about the purpose of his trip, and Zhao Huo immediately agreed: "Massage skills? No problem, in fact, the art of massage is very similar. After all, there are only a few places that people can press. The only thing to pay attention to is to be specific. Depending on the condition of the bones and muscles, different forces can be applied, but gestures are easy to learn... ”
It took an afternoon of hard work, and Ren Suo finally got an introduction to massage kung fu. In order to enjoy life as soon as possible, he even used "The Return of the Devil King" + "A Thousand Miles in a Day" to strengthen his understanding, just to learn this skill as soon as possible.
Next, the avatar needs more training... I don't know if the body memory of the avatar will accumulate.
When he got home, Ren Suo saw that it was still early, so he continued to play "Hunting Night".
Load the archive 'Luna, the third round: waning gibbous moon'.
The picture unfolded from the darkness, and what caught the eyes was the bedroom illuminated by the moonlight night. The silvery white moonlight fell on Luna's snow-white skin, making the viewer dizzy.
But Luna was not alone on the bed.