"Why am I unreliable?" The son spoke so badly, Ren's mother was very upset, she stretched out her hand and twisted Ren Suo's ear, pulled it lightly, stared at Ren Suo and asked: "Say, are you Didn't he finally become the person you hate the most?"
It's not that Ren Suo can't avoid his mother's attack, but after years of domestication and confidence in his own defense, Ren Suo can't dodge or dodge, and asked helplessly: "I hate rich people the most..."
Mother Ren continued: "When you were young, you were so upright. When you saw a little kid trying to lift a little girl's skirt, you would rush over and beat him up, even if the other was a fat kid twice your weight... "
Ren Suo: "Actually, I'm so brave, mainly because the little girl you mentioned is a younger sister..."
"Anyway. Fiction."
When Ren Suo heard this sentence, he knew that Ren Ma didn't intend to reason, but wanted to use emotional thinking to attack him directly.
"When you were young... no, you grew up with other boys, and your childhood dream was to play games all your life, and you swore not to get married. I still remember what you said, which is 'Girls can't play games'..."
Ren Suo also remembered that he said this, mainly because he had no hormones at that time, and was not yet dominated by reproductive desires. He was a little kid who could follow his mother to the women's changing room to change clothes.
But now Ren Suo already knew his mistake: "Mom, my concept has changed."
Ren Ma sighed: "Sure enough..."
Ren Suo said firmly: "Games in the past may not be as fun as girls, but games now are definitely more fun than girls!"
Thanks to the development of science and technology, even the full version of vr games is now available for home use. Ren Suo believes that future games will not only surpass girls, but also surpass reality. Sooner or later, this garbage game will become dust of history!
Mother Ren choked for a moment, and continued: "At that time, you were obviously an Internet addict who didn't need love for gaming competitions, how did you become, become..."
Ren Ma held it in for a long time, and finally came up with a noun: "... became a partner of justice?"
"What?" Ren Suo was taken aback.
It was only at this time that Ren Ma realized that even though Ren Suo was such a scumbag, he was merciful everywhere, but the reason why he was able to gain the love of girls was not because of external forces such as money, status, superpowers, etc. A series of "Agitate for what the masses are anxious about and think about what the masses think" helps the world and makes oneself an indispensable part of each other's life.
In this regard, Ren Suo can risk his life to help others (although the known targets are all beauties), he can be called a partner of justice!
Thinking about it this way, Ren Suo is very lucky to have just gained the love of a few girls.
If he kills both men and women, even the handsome guy can be captured, then the mother doesn't know whether he should burn paper spaceship paper astronauts to his ancestors...
And Ren's mother suddenly felt that it was unreasonable for her to accuse Responsibility Suo: Ren Suo did nothing wrong, could he still make others dislike him
Doesn't he deserve this thank you
Can't he make those who like him happy
Although he is a little dull and stupid, for example, in the fight with the big fat boy just now, he didn't even think of taking his sister to run, and he insisted on taking off the big fat boy's pants and salted egg Superman underwear to get revenge...
Although he is overly addicted to games, he can also arrange his time reasonably. Even if he plays games every day and has an ordinary IQ, he can still pass the entrance exam to a key university. He usually knows not to play "online games that cannot be paused" before eating, which is rare for Ren Ma. Chance vents its displeasure with him...
Although he doesn't have great ambitions, he will take the civil service exam as soon as he graduates, hoping that the world will develop peacefully, so that he can eat well and wait to die...
But he is indeed a child who can bring happiness to himself and others.
Ren Ma hugged Ren Suo gently, and said softly: "You, don't get involved in those dangerous things in the future, don't be brave..."
Ren Suo was startled slightly, and said, "I will try my best."
"I have always been very worried about you, but on the contrary, I am worried about Xing... Even if Xingmei is smarter than you, she may achieve greater success in the future... But Xingmei's heart is actually very fragile. You usually seem timid and timid, but When there is a need, you never hesitate, and you will definitely be the first to stand up... "
"And no matter what difficulties you face, you can always have fun. On the last day before the summer vacation, you can play games and make up homework while reading the time..."
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly, and Ren Suo hugged Ren Suo tightly, feeling that what she was holding was indeed a strong man, she said softly: "No matter what, Mom will support you, but you should also remember when you help others , no one helped mom wash the dishes..."
Ren Suo nodded seriously, and picked up the phone on the bedside table: "I'll place an order to buy you a dishwasher right now, to ensure it's fully intelligent..."
The drama of mother-child love instantly turned into an advertisement for technology to change life. Mother Ren said angrily: "Remember to buy something that can be installed at home, your dad can't pretend."
"Come on."
"So, those four girls, what do you think?"
Ren Suo froze for a moment: "Which four girls?"
"Lin Xianyu, Gu Yueyan, Qiao Muyi, and Dong Chengling! They're right outside, hurry up and cook, and wait for you to go out and eat!"
"Okay, get up and eat"
"Eat and eat, you know how to eat, will you die if you miss a meal?!" The angry mother immediately pushed Ren Suo back who got up, and asked seriously: "Son, no matter what, mother will support you. Tell me, What on earth are you thinking?"
Who is it
Is it Lin Xianyu, a lively game fan with common hobbies
Is it Gu Yueyan, a cute female student who is serious, hardworking and has a complementary personality
Is it Dong Chengling, a beautiful female teacher who is a good wife and mother
Or the romantic and exciting seductive female monk Qiao Muyi
Mama Ren's sincere eyes were full of curiosity!
"What, what?" Ren Suo looked confused: "What are you talking about? I want to eat! I'm really hungry..."
Ren's mother nodded Ren Suo's forehead, and said angrily: "I'm still pretending to be my old lady? Tell me, who are you planning?"
Although he doesn't know what's going on with his mother, Ren Suo is used to this kind of situation, so he decisively chooses to end the topic: "What you think is completely different from what I think, good boy, let's talk after we eat ah… "
How could Ren Ma let Ren Suomeng get away with it, but when Ren Suo said this, the crazy and evil thought floated in Ren Ma's heart again:
He thinks differently than I think...
Could it be that he wasn't thinking of choosing one of the four, but wanting all of them!
Oh my god, how did I give birth to such a demon, I must poke his ass hard with my leather shoes...
At this time, Mama Ren suddenly remembered that when the four girls introduced themselves, none of them mentioned the most important point. They only said that they were Ren Suo's friends, and did not specify that they were the unique 'girlfriend'!
According to their bold personalities, they don't look like shy girls who dare not even say such a shameful thing as 'being in love with their stupid son'!
So, they and Ren Suo are actually more than friends and less than lovers
Ren's mother suddenly found that her understanding of the matter was a little off. Her silly son seemed, perhaps, to be planning a terrible event.
She wanted to ask directly, but according to Ren Suo's perfunctory attitude just now, he is very likely to deny or muddle through!
So she asked, "Son, if Gu Yueyan, Lin Xianyu, Qiao Muyi, and Dong Chengling and I all fall into the water, then who will you save?"
Ren Suo: "No one will be saved."
Ren Ma was angry: "Why didn't you save me!?"
"Because it was mom who taught me how to swim..." Ren Suo was speechless.
Mother Ren: "Then why didn't you save them?"
"Because they all know how to swim! The college has swimming lessons, and the swimming pool is a constant temperature pool, which is open to students all year round!"
Are the college benefits so good
Ren Ma decided not to ask this kind of multi-person comparison question, and asked tactfully: "Will you bear the pressure of the world and insist on doing a major event that violates the world's concept? Even if it is a major event related to your happiness in life ?”
When Ren Suo heard this, he couldn't help sighing: I was in the college eating and playing games to death, and I didn't cultivate myself, manage my family, govern the country and the world, so I was ridiculed by Zhao Huo, the winner of life...
so what! He successfully changed his destiny and seized his own happiness!
"meeting!"
Ren Ma's heart sank, she said it so clearly, and asked Suo Tsai if he violated the marriage law by having three wives and four concubines, but Suo Tsai's answer was so straightforward...
But she doesn't believe that her child has degenerated into such an appearance!
"Will you ignore other people's contempt, jealousy and malice for your own happiness, and pursue happiness to the end at all costs?"
Ren Suo recalled countless scenes: In order to play games, he was despised by his parents, teachers, and classmates...
But he often manages to play the game successfully in the end and have his own good time under the heavy pressure of life!
"meeting!"
Ren Ma's heart sank to the bottom, did Suo Tsai really become a stinky hooligan who would do anything for the sake of happiness
But she still has a little bit of confidence in her children!
"But if you can't achieve the greatest happiness under external pressure, what will you do? Do you stop when you are suitable, or do everything you can to achieve your goal?"
Facing the hopeful eyes of Ren Ma, Ren Suo thought of the Small World game console: Every game requires a lot of merit to buy, and there are in-app purchases in the game, and there are many places that require merit. Difficult...
so what? He can wait for the game to be updated this month, and then play the game for nothing without blood or tears, saving his merits!
One day, he will clear all the games on the game console!
"Of course, we must try our best to achieve the goal," Ren Suo said seriously, "Even if I can't reach the goal for a while, I will never give up, I can wait!"
It's over!
Mother Ren's heart sank into a bottomless abyss, Suo Zai really wanted to open a harem!
No wonder he didn't establish a relationship with any girls, because no matter how deep his bond with those girls was, no matter how much they appreciated and loved Ren Suo, they couldn't tolerate sharing their boyfriend with others More or less dismembered.
Ren's mother is also a woman, so she naturally knows what a girl is thinking.
As long as Suo Zai hasn't chosen one of the four, as long as they are still reluctant to part with Suo Zai, then in order to become Suo Zai's only one, they will try their best to treat Suo Zai well.
As for feelings, it has always been that the more you give, the harder it is to give up.
The younger son who is not outstanding gets the most care from his parents, and the man who eats soft food often has a girlfriend who will never leave... Even Ren's mother has to admit that now she spends more time thinking about Ren Xingmei because Ren Xingmei has not yet graduated , have not yet accepted the beatings of society and grew up.
It may sound counterintuitive, but this is a valuable philosophy of life that Ren Ma has learned from gossiping in the streets for more than ten years.
But she didn't expect her son to use this soft rice technique!
Of course, this kind of soft rice technique still requires a little skill, that is, while enjoying the contributions of others, the soft rice giver has to respond, so that the giver feels that his contribution is not in vain, so that he will be more motivated to treat soft rice Hello...
For example, the young son who gnaws the old man has a very sweet mouth, for example, the man who eats soft rice is a warm man...
Mama Ren recalled that Suozi seemed to respond to all the girls: playing games with Lin Xianyu, bickering with Gu Yueyan, going out to play with Qiao Muyi, eating with Dong Chengling...
Mother Ren looked at Ren Suo who was tilting his head and blinking in front of him, and fully understood Ren Suo's terrifying plan: he used a little bit of sweetness to hang the four girls like this, and then waited until the four girls were so deeply rooted in love that they couldn't escape , revealing his own evil nature, and taking all the people he likes into his pocket...
horrible!
How did my own game addict innocent boy become such a cunning lover!
While using the way of boiling the eagle to deepen the girl's feelings for him, at the same time enjoy the girl's kindness to him without any scruples...
And Ren Ma couldn't blame him, because he first became a partner of justice, and then made good use of the situation, step by step towards a happy happy ending for everyone...
what to do
Although I said that I want to support my son, this is not included in the category of support!
Mama Ren's heart suddenly became complicated, and she didn't know whether to despise Ren Suo or give Ren Suo a shout.
After Ren Suo waited for a long time, his mother finally stopped asking metaphysical questions, so he took his distracted mother to dinner.
At this time, Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan had already prepared dinner, and everyone sat down. They were taken aback when they saw Ren Suo and Ren Ma appear.
"Bro, are you awake?"
"Ren Suo... are you okay?"
"Xiao Suo, you look pretty energetic."
"It just so happens that the meal is ready, and Big Brother Ren woke up."
"Suo, sit down and eat, there are dishes you like."
"Big brother, give me a hug!"
Ren Suo routinely gave Xiao Jiu a hug, and asked, "Did you say hello to uncle and aunt?"
"Of course!" Xiao Jiu said proudly, "Uncle and aunt like me!"
"You're so good, you have to get along well with your uncles and aunts." Ren Suo reminded, and then pulled his mother to sit down for dinner.
Soon, Ren Ma, who was in a state of war between heaven and man, ushered in a wave of indiscriminate bombing.
"Auntie, this is my braised lion head, try it."
"Auntie, this is my boiled pork slices, what do you think?"
On the side, Ren Xingmei, who was originally in charge of pleasing her mother, picked up the dishes in a daze, and helplessly ate her mother's bowl and couldn't fit so many dishes.
"Auntie, eating some vegetarian food is good for the stomach."
"Auntie, do you want to eat ice cream? I remember there is still ice cream in the refrigerator! It tastes like cantaloupe, it's delicious!"
Ren's mother never refused, she ate with a smile on her face, her appetite increased greatly, and she nodded while eating: "Mm, um, thank you, it's delicious, very good, really delicious!"
After the meal, Ren Ma was pulled aside to watch a TV series to digest food, but the sound of the TV series was only used as background music, and Ren Ma's attention was not on it at all:
"Auntie, let me peel an orange for you."
"Okay, okay, I'll give you one too..."
"Auntie, do you want to visit the college tomorrow? I am very familiar with the college. The scenery of the college is quite good, and there are many unique landscapes. Let me be your tour guide."
"Okay, okay, if you don't disturb Yueyan from your studies..."
"Auntie, there are many interesting places in Lianjiang. You can visit the college in a while. Do you want to go to the city with me in the afternoon? I often go to a club, and the spa is very comfortable, and the countermeasure monks and their families go to Consumption is heavily discounted."
"Is there a discount? Okay, okay, if I don't bother Muyi..."
"Auntie, there is a game console that the whole family can play together, and it even supports Smash Bros. If only I had the money to buy it to play with Auntie..."
"Okay, okay, son, did you hear that! I don't even know how to buy game consoles, alas."
Ren Suo, who was washing the dishes, came out of the kitchen and saw Xiao Jiu doing homework under the guidance of his father. His sister was sitting bored and playing with her mobile phone; on the other side, her mother and four girls were crowded on the sofa, chatting very vigorously , It's the rhythm of hitting it off.
Ren Suo knew that his mother could easily integrate into the circle of middle-aged and elderly women, but he didn't expect that she could even get along with young women...
Then, my mother told me to buy a game console...
This picture is a bit dream punk.
Ren Suo decided to go back to wash the dishes. At this time, Ren Ma said loudly: "Will you come to my house for dinner tomorrow on the winter solstice? I will cook myself..."
"Then Auntie, I'll help you too..."
"Auntie, let me learn the authentic dishes from Baiyun."
"Then I have to look forward to your craftsmanship, Auntie."
"Yes, me too."
"no!"
Ren Suo stopped drinking, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Ren Ma frowned coldly, stared at Ren Suo and asked, "What did you say?"
"I mean, I will personally cook for everyone tomorrow, and no one is allowed to help in the kitchen." Ren Suo said, softening his tone.
Ren Suo.
cooking
Can these two words be used together
Everyone was shocked. Ren Suo didn't give them a chance to ask, so he quickly slipped back into the kitchen and continued to wash the dishes.
While washing, Ren Suo's heart skipped a beat and he turned his head to see Hei Lingdang standing on the window sill looking at him.
"What's wrong? Are you hungry?" Ren Suo asked.
Hei Ling shook his head, jumped down, walked around his feet, sniffed a few times, and left.
Ren Suo scratched his head, the cat was silent, and he didn't know what it was thinking.
…
…
hours later.
Zhao Huo drove back with Xiao Meng in the car.
He changed his clothes, wore a coat, hung a scarf, changed his hairstyle, and looked very handsome.
Xiao Meng walked in front of him, helped him tidy up his appearance, and said with great satisfaction: "Keep it well, you can go to Tokyo like this."
Zhao Huo touched his new hairstyle, and he didn't object to it. He has long been used to being treated by Xiao Meng as a clothes hanger.
"You go up first, I'll park the car."
Just as Zhao Huo parked his car and went back to the dormitory, a black shadow suddenly flashed before his eyes
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Zhao Huo instantly activated his energy to defend, and stepped back while covering his face with his hands, nervously observing his surroundings.
Nothing was found.
Zhao Huo was a little puzzled, he didn't feel that he was injured anywhere, and it was impossible for ordinary people to escape so quickly when they attacked him, and there was no movement at all.
Although the feeling may be his own illusion, Zhao Huo still maintained a defensive posture until he returned home.
As soon as he entered the room, Xiao Meng, who was changing his shoes, looked at him in surprise and said, "Why are you injured?"
I'm injured
Zhao Huo was taken aback for a moment, only then did he feel his face was a little wet, and when he wiped it lightly, it turned out to be blood.
He hurriedly went to the bathroom to clean it up, looked in the mirror, and found that there were many scars on his face for some reason, and these scars were very regular, arranged in threes and threes...
Xiao Meng, who was standing behind Zhao Huo, said a little strangely: "Why does this look a bit like... being scratched by a cat?"
…
…
Ren Suo's house, guest room.
Ren's father and mother will naturally sleep here tonight, and Ren Suo has no plans to give up the master bedroom at all, and he has to stay in the bedroom all night to write a thesis tonight.
After washing up, Dad Ren turned off the light, lay down on the bed, and asked after a few minutes, "Are you asleep?"
"Fart off, I'm going to go to college with Yueyan tomorrow morning."
"That's the thing, you said, those girls are all good girls, why..."
"What, what, isn't Suo Tsai a good boy? Oh, oh, I didn't expect that you actually look down on your son..."
"I don't mean that! But even if Suozi is very good, but..."
"It's nothing to worry about. Let the young people solve the young people's affairs. We old guys, don't interfere."
"But if it continues like this, it will hurt everyone..."
"Believe in my son, he will definitely make the best choice to make everyone happy! Hurry up and go to bed, I'm so sleepy (~o~)."
"... Are you having fun?"
"Hey, what do you mean?"
"That's what I mean! Surrounded by four prospective daughters-in-law, isn't it great to live like a mother-in-law? But those four girls are not good-natured, and this kind of life won't last too long. We still have to help Suo Tsai make plans as soon as possible!"
"I think you are jealous of my popular mother-in-law because you didn't enjoy the treatment of your father-in-law, right?"
"Look, look, they all call themselves mother-in-law. You're hurting Suozai! The four of them are extraordinary people, not ordinary people. It's impossible for the result you imagined to happen!"
"Who~know~know~, don't underestimate your son... Anyway, I can't control it, and you better leave it alone. Who can tell clearly about emotional matters?"
"... What if they finally become angry and hurt Suozi instead?"
"Oh, you don't have to worry about this. I asked about it. Suozi's extraordinary ability has three major strengths: healing, defense, and escape. He must have prepared a way out a long time ago. At most, he will suffer a little bit. There should be no danger to his life." of… "
"... You are just watching your son die!"
"No, it's because I promised my son that I will support him no matter what!"