Fifth round of moon phases.
When Ren Suo woke up, he couldn't sit up at all.
Because there are two soft and elastic bodies on his body, two!
There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even felt a little out of breath: two heads pressed against his chest, and it was a little difficult to breathe.
The two people on the body were hugging themselves while also hugging each other, making the three of them play with stacking arhats or wrapping spring rolls, but he was the bottom arhat, the bottom layer of spring rolls.
Gu Yueyan slept like a lady, lying on her side, with her hands on her chest, her head resting on Ren Suo's chest, her breathing was very steady.
Luna is very magical, snoring very long, not the kind of explosive snoring noise that will affect sleep, but very slight, it sounds like the sound of a small electric motor shaking, as if her bones are shaking, causing Ren Suo was also shaking.
Ren Suo, who was already awake, had no expression on his face, and patted the heads of the two, trying to wake them up.
If there was only one person on his body, Ren Suo might be able to bear it; but with two people on his body, Ren Suo, even with a rank three cultivator's body, couldn't carry nearly two hundred catties and continue to sleep!
As for whether the two of them add up to two hundred catties, Ren Suo thinks there should be. As the saying goes, they weigh no more than 100, and they are either flat chested or short. They don't account for either, and they may be a lot overweight.
However, the more he touched, the two of them slept more and more comfortably. Gu Yueyan curled up her body, and her sleeping face became more and more sweet; Luna directly rubbed against him, scratched his chest, and turned her head, as if wishing He touches here.
I want to wake you up, not licking cats!
Seemingly hearing Ren Suo's roar, Gu Yueyan and Luna woke up at the same time. They didn't seem surprised that they appeared on Ren Suo. After sitting up, they looked at each other and smiled at the same time: "I love you, you are all my wings."
Then, the smile on Gu Yueyan's face froze instantly.
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After Luna finished speaking, she turned her head and glanced at the waning and gibbous moon outside the window, and immediately got out of bed, put on a windbreaker and flew out on moon steps, leaving Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan to look at each other in the bedroom.
"What is your identity today?" Gu Yueyan restrained her expression, staring at Ren Suo and asked.
She has noticed something.
Ren Suo could actually guess the situation before him.
He can't remember the things about the npc, but he has to remember something about the protagonist of the game.
After Outlander, Environmental Protection King, Pet Girl, and Shura's Daughter, Luna's next character label is naturally the Lord of the Harem. Although Ren Suo skipped many episodes, he still remembers that Luna and the little nurse (Gu Yueyan) are flapping with the same wings.
"I am your common wing." Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I am responsible for taking care of your daily life, food and entertainment... a full-time lover."
Although she already guessed that half of her plan failed, Gu Yueyan couldn't help being a little discouraged when she heard what Ren Suo said. She thought that Luna would choose her, but she didn't expect that Luna would choose everything!
Now, her character tag is like Luna and Ren Suo, Luna's character tag is like herself and Ren Suo, and Ren Suo's character tag is mostly distorted to like herself and Luna... What is this? Are you free to link in love
Gu Yueyan sighed slightly, and lay on the bed again, curled up with the pillow in his arms, in a daze. Ren Suo also looked at her and couldn't help yawning, getting out of bed and planning to go to the living room to continue sleeping.
"Hold me."
"Um?"
Ren Suo turned his head and saw Gu Yueyan lying on the bed stretching out her hands towards him, the blush spread from her ears to her cheeks, but her eyes and tone were firm: "Take me to wash!"
Although there were unplanned unstable factors, Gu Yueyan quickly adjusted his mentality: Luna was just a friend they met on the dark side of the moon, and after returning to reality, Luna would never meet them again.
Luna was a destabilizing factor, but quickly lost her influence on them.
Instead of entangled with Luna, it is better to continue to implement the plan. Moreover, she planned to enjoy herself today, she had been looking forward to it for a long time!
This round of moon phase, Gu Yueyan did not imitate the plot of the movie, but purely because of the dream life that Lin Xianyu once talked to her.
Today, Gu Yueyan will live the dream life that Lin Xianyu dreamed of ahead of schedule!
Ren Suo blinked and pondered for a while, "Can't you walk by yourself?"
"This is the requirement of the character label." Gu Yueyan was still lying on the bed and reached out to him, refusing to sit up anyway, and said seriously: "This is the only way to gain experience with maximum efficiency!"
Gu Yueyan wasn't lying, but there was more than one way to achieve maximum efficiency to gain experience, she just chose the one she wanted to try the most.
Ren Suo didn't hesitate too much. After all, they had woken up in the same bed several times, and there was a reason to gain experience to gain cultivation, so he came over and hugged Gu Yueyan in a princess hug. Gu Yueyan was still a little nervous, carefully hugging Ren Suo's neck with both hands, and lowered his head to avoid Ren Suo's sight.
"Well... Luna is heavier than you." Ren Suo weighed it with his hands. He had hugged Luna (in a coma) a few times before, so we can make a little comparison.
Gu Yueyan was a little happy when she heard this. There is no girl who doesn't like others to praise her light weight, but she heard Ren Suo continue to say: "You are about the same height and body, I didn't expect Luna to be a little heavier than you... "
The height is about the same, the figure is about the same, the place where the difference in weight widens is not...
Gu Yueyan looked at her bulging chest, raised her head and glanced at Ren Suo, wondering if Ren Suo had just said a dirty joke. However, thinking of Ren Suo's previous speech in the swimming pool, Gu Yueyan felt that it was very possible, and asked tentatively: "Then do you think it should be heavier or lighter?"
Ren Suo immediately became vigilant. This kind of question is a bit like a death question!
Faced with this kind of question, it is impossible to choose one. We must find another way to find the focus of the questioner's attention, and then solve it in a targeted manner!
A little heavier and a little lighter are all about weight, so we must grasp the weight and deal with it!
"It's all right, anyway, I might be able to learn the magic of increasing and reducing fat in the future. If you want to make it heavier, lighter, bigger, or smaller, I can help you solve it!" Ren Suo said solemnly, he believed that there must be such a spell because of this The economic interests involved are very large, and Xuanguo will definitely research it!
Infrastructure construction, sophisticated equipment, and life technology, these three are the three extraordinary development directions of Xuanguo's magic. Instead of researching and researching casually like fighting and killing, peace and development are the main body of the current era.
But when Gu Yueyan heard his words, he couldn't help but think of other aspects...
A little heavier, a little bigger, a little smaller...
It can’t be any bigger, if it is bigger, the shoulders will be very tired, and there will be a lot of sweat accumulated in the ditch during normal exercise, and the wetness is super uncomfortable... At most, it can be about the same age as Teacher Dong at most...
Still washing his teeth and face, after a few days, Ren Suo actually started to get used to serving Gu Yueyan, very naturally and quickly, and after he was done, he carried Gu Yueyan back to the bedroom to braid his hair.
Gu Yueyan didn't intend to leave by herself at all, she couldn't move at all this day (the dark side of the moon even canceled the procedure of excretion), like a disabled person, she enjoyed Ren Suo's care all the way.
That's right, this is the dream life that Lin Xianyu is looking forward to!
You don't need to move a finger, you can open your mouth and stretch out your clothes when you eat, and enjoy 360° all-round care and intimate care without leakage. The main reason is for the experience of brushing character labels, and the secondary reason is that Gu Yueyan wants to criticize Lin Xianyu's dream, but criticism without evidence is just prejudice, so she needs to try this depraved life and experience it. How ugly this life is, and then we can better criticize Lin Xianyu's dream.
Looking at the ball head in the mirror, Gu Yueyan nodded in satisfaction, and motioned to Ren Suo to help her put on the orange hamster jacket next to her. Don't go out and stay in the dormitory. To Gu Yueyan, wearing this dress seems to represent that she is enjoying life for Lin Xianyu.
"I want to watch a movie!"
"Cola!"
"potato chips!"
After a while, the lights in the living room were turned off, and the projection screen came down, revealing that it was a home theater. Ren Suo chose a movie, and found out that it was actually a modified animation about the Ren family manga "Western Jin Rentu", a true love action blockbuster.
"All the heroes in the world are beasts, ghosts and ghosts are everywhere, but I have a sword that cuts off the shackles. I don't want to be reborn, but I want to have no regrets. I can kill people's heads. Although I die a hundred times, I am happy..."
This cartoon is about Rentu's downhill experience in the Western Jin Dynasty. It is very bloody and violent. The brief introduction is that the world is in the troubled times of the Western Jin Dynasty. You must kill demons and eliminate demons), then go down the mountain and turn into a human slaughter, heal all injustices, and kill all worthy people.
Because being loved by the people will activate the curse of the Ren family's blood, Ren Tu has always shown himself as a seriously injured and cruel beggar, scaring away all the grateful people and forcing everyone to hate him. But even so, there is still a little girl who is not afraid of him at all, and follows Rentu through this troubled world...
The little girl took good care of Rentu, cooking and eating for Rentu in the dilapidated house every day, looking sweet and warm; Rentu suddenly exploded after collecting information, and killed the villains in the shortest time, looking handsome and cool.
"When will this movie be released?" Ren Suo asked curiously.
It seems that Xuan Guo hasn't given up on wooing Ren Han, hoping that Ren Han will see these entertainment works and can't help but comment on the Internet.
"It seems to be released on Christmas. I planned to watch it with Xianyu. By the way, I want to eat fried chicken." Gu Yueyan said lazily, taking a sip of Coke.
Ren Suo blinked, "Is there no bomb at home?"
"There are materials, you can learn how to do it, it's not difficult." Gu Yueyan put her smooth little feet on the sofa, and waved her hand to signal Ren Suo to go quickly: "You will also gain experience by cooking."
"Hmm(°ー°〃)..." Ren Suo smacked his mouth, and finally obediently went to the kitchen to learn how to make fried chicken nuggets.
After a while, Luna came back. She looked curiously at the dimly lit living room and the movie being played on the projection screen, and sat next to Gu Yueyan very naturally, drank coke and ate potato chips, took off her shoes and socks and crossed her legs to watch the movie.
Gu Yueyan glanced at Luna helplessly, and shouted to the kitchen: "Is the fried chicken ready?"
"Okay, okay!" Ren Suo brought out a bucket of fried chicken nuggets, which looked pretty good. After all, the character label Gu Yueyan had arranged for him included housework proficiency. When he made fried chicken nuggets, It is natural to know the cooking steps.
As soon as Ren Suo came over, Luna's eyes lit up immediately, and she pulled him to sit down, holding Ren Suo's arm with both hands, and ate fried chicken happily.
At this time, Gu Yueyan finally couldn't hold it anymore: You drink my coke, eat my potato chips, and rob my man, I can bear it all, but you still rob my fried chicken nuggets
I dare not eat this kind of calorie-exploding food in reality, and finally I can taste it in my dream!
Gu Yueyan grabbed the fried chicken bucket and hugged her, put her foot on Ren Suo's lap against Luna's body, and asked first, "Luna, do you like me?"
"I like it." Luna looked at Gu Yueyan's fried chicken bucket and nodded.
"Then you just stay with me and don't touch him, okay?" Gu Yueyan made the last effort for the world between the two, and even shook the fried chicken in his hand, dipped some ketchup and ate it.
"...No! I like him too! I want to be with you!" Luna looked at the fried chicken bucket and licked her lips, but she still swore.
"So you like me as well as him?" Gu Yueyan asked.
Luna: "Yes. What about you? Do you like me?"
Gu Yueyan heheed twice, and ate a fried chicken nugget: "I like it."
Luna greeted immediately: "Then you sit here and give me a pat on the head."
But Luna's eyes were fixed on the fried chicken bucket, and it didn't look as simple as touching her head.
Gu Yueyan shook her head, hooked her foot, and turned Ren Suo, who was watching a movie, to her side: "No, I want to lie in his arms. It's his turn to take care of me today."
Luna blinked, looked at Gu Yueyan, then at Ren Suo: "So you like me as well as him?"
Gu Yueyan nodded: "Yes."
The two of them looked at each other, and Luna suddenly thought of something, stretched out her hand and said, "Honey~ Let me eat a piece~"
Gu Yueyan's whole body trembled when he heard that, and he shook his head again and again. Luna didn't mind, she hugged Ren Suo and said, "Husband~ I want to eat that~"
Ren Suo looked away from the scene of Rentu carrying the little girl on his back and killing all directions, and asked doubtfully, "Husband?"
"Aren't the women who love each other the wife, and the man the husband?" Luna said, "She is my wife, but you are my husband. My wife refuses to give me food, so what about your husband?" Hurry up and get me something to eat, that's it!"
Ren Suo had known Luna's temperament for a long time, and now his character label was indeed similar to Luna's, and he didn't refute it. He honestly went to the kitchen to make a second bucket of fried chicken.
After bringing the fried chicken, Gu Yueyan said lazily, "The Coke is gone."
"The chips are gone, too."
Seeing Gu Yueyan acting like a baby, Luna immediately said the same thing: "Honey, I want Coke and goat's milk ice cream!"
Ren Suo's eyebrows twitched wildly, fulfilling their request.
"Help me pinch my feet."
"Husband, I want it too."
"Feed me potato chips, a lot of oil."
"Husband, I want it too."
"help me… "
"Husband, I want it too."
Ren Suo finally couldn't help it anymore, twitched the corners of his mouth, stopped and looked at the two of them calmly.
Gu Yueyan turned her head and saw Ren Suo staring at her, feeling a little flustered, wondering if she had gone too far.
Fortunately, there is Luna the vanguard: "Husband, why stop? Are you trying to be disobedient? Isn't there a saying that my wife is always right? Are you still our husband?"
When it comes to fighting for benefits, Luna's words become quite slippery.
"Yes, that's right, there is a saying that what a wife says is always right," Ren Suo gritted his teeth and said, "But my wife may not think that she may not always be a wife."
Gu Yueyan's expression changed, she blinked her eyes, and thought about what to say to appease Ren Suo. Unexpectedly, Ren Suo would fight so hard not to be labeled as a character, nor would he want to accept their exploitation.
But Luna didn't understand Ren Suo's subtext. She tilted her head and thought about it seriously: "A wife may not always be a wife... Then what else is it?"
Ren Suo laughed and said, "Guess?"
Luna blinked her eyes, and suddenly let out a cry: "I see!"
While speaking, Luna rushed over from the sofa, and even used the feathers of the explosive teleportation. Ren Suo couldn't dodge at all, and was directly crushed to the ground by her!
"A wife may not always be a wife, she may also be a widow."
Luna pressed Ren Suo's hands and said seriously: "I haven't been a widow yet! I want to try!"
She remembered that Xiao Yuyu once said that a wife will be upgraded to a widow!
Ren Suo blinked and looked at Luna for a few seconds, confirming that Luna's eyes were really eager to try, and said immediately: "I think being your husband is still very happy, please continue to be my wife, thank you .”
"Huh? But I want to be a widow..."
"You'll be the one in a few days, and you'll be the one in a few days." Ren Suo's forehead was dripping with cold sweat. He was really not sure if Luna would chop off the butcher's knife on a whim and set the widow on the ground.
He just wanted to lose his temper and reduce his workload. Now that Gu Yueyan looked at herself apologetically, her goal should have been achieved.
"That's settled." Luna let go of Ren Suo with regret, and then continued to enjoy the considerate and thoughtful service of her husband happily.
So this is what it feels like to be loved: when you come to eat, you open your mouth, you stretch out your hand, and when you call out, someone comes to wait on you, and you can get anything you want...
Um
Luna, who was watching a movie next to Gu Yueyan, suddenly realized something: Wait, didn't I live this kind of life before
Luna, who was in deep thought, suddenly touched the fragrant ice cream on her lips. Luna subconsciously took a bite and found that the taste seemed different.
"Cantaloupe flavor, what do you think?" Ren Suo held a bowl of nine-color ice cream and said, "There are also flavors like blueberry, taro, chocolate, watermelon, etc. I don't know if you like it or not."
"I like it!" Luna happily agreed after eating another big mouthful of ice cream.
"That's good, you've fought hard." Ren Suo touched Luna's head and smiled softly, "Have a good rest."
Luna stared blankly at Ren Suo, feeling a little strange in her heart. She feels very keen, she can see from Pet Suo's eyes, Pet Suo seems to really know that she is fighting hard, that she will be hurt when she is injured, and that she will be afraid... But Pet Suo can't help her, so Pet Suo Suo can only make her some delicious ice cream.
After feeding Luna, Ren Suo went to Gu Yueyan to collect experience. However, as soon as he passed, Luna hugged his hand from behind.
Ren Suo turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
Luna blinked and shook her head: "It's okay, you continue."
That's what she said, but Luna still held Ren Suo's hand and watched the movie sideways.
It's a strange feeling.
Suddenly, I wanted to have a baby with him.
Suddenly, I wanted to be his widow a little bit.