After Ren Suo spent more than ten minutes explaining that it is impossible to have children in the dark side of the moon, Luna's face was full of frustration: "I thought you could have babies as long as you are not sterilized..."
Why do you have this weird impression that I've been sterilized
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "And we're not called giving birth to babies, we're called giving birth to children...or giving birth to love crystals..."
At this time, the light in the living room suddenly turned on. Gu Yueyan, who was supposed to be asleep, walked out of the bedroom, looked at the two of them and asked curiously, "What are you two doing in the living room without turning on the light?"
"Creating love crystals!" Luna immediately put it into practice, and said in a low voice: "But it seems that I can't have a child here, and I can't have another child when I return to reality..."
Gu Yueyan was slightly taken aback, but she didn't break the vinegar bottle. After all, Luna is grabbing Ren Suo by the collar and pushing Ren Suo against the wall. The amount of goods involved in the robbery is hundreds of millions.
But this is the dark side of the moon, Luna can't rob it at all!
"Why you..." Gu Yueyan stopped in the middle of speaking, and asked directly: "Do you want to have a baby with him?"
Ren Suo also looked at Luna, not too shy, but full of surprise and curiosity. Did the game character fall in love with him
Oops, suddenly a sense of accomplishment.
And this is a game character who doesn't know his true identity, and falls in love with himself when interacting!
It's like a daughter raised by my own hands...
Wait, it's not so perverted, it should be the little girl I saw growing up when I was a child...
Wait, it's not such a ghost, it should be...
Ren Suo couldn't find any other reason. Although he was indeed very happy and happy, but Luna said that she wanted to have a child with him, it felt like Xiao Jiu said that she would marry her big brother in the future.
Hey, just listen to what the children say, my sister said when she was a child that she would never be separated from me! When I was a child, I also said that I wanted to ask for a few wives to take home and pissed off my mother!
"Yes!" Luna nodded heavily.
"Why?" Gu Yueyan continued to ask, "You like him so much that you want to have a baby with him?"
"Yes!" Luna continued to nod.
Gu Yueyan noticed that the corners of Ren Suo's mouth could not help but twitch, showing a hint of joy, she pondered for a moment, and suddenly asked: "If you and Mr. Suo have a baby, you will no longer be able to eat ice cream, will you give birth? "
"No birth!" Luna immediately threw Ren Suo onto the sofa with a flick of her hand. She said very excitedly: "If you can't eat ice cream, what's the point of living!"
"Sure enough, I'm still not as good as ice cream..." Ren Suo sat up with a smile, and he and Gu Yueyan looked at each other, not understanding what Luna was thinking.
The two of them have long seen that Luna's psychological age is very young, similar to that of a child, otherwise even if Ren Suo knew that Luna was harmless, Gu Yueyan would not dare to get along with Luna day and night, but because Luna is too easy to deal with, and Gu Yueyan liked people like Luna very much, so Gu Yueyan had no choice but to accept the fact that Luna and them formed a sonorous threesome.
Gu Yueyan had also secretly discussed Luna's mental age with Ren Suo, and felt that it was incredible that there was such an innocent and innocent person who seemed like a child among the apostles of the Moon God.
However, Ren Suo has long accepted this fact calmly: most of the characters in the game are small world game consoles, and they come out of nothing, and it is normal to form any kind of personality.
If you look at Mystery Explorer, this kind of arrogant personality that will definitely be beaten six times if you walk around the street exists. In comparison, Luna is actually quite normal.
Although he knew that Luna was actually on the spur of the moment, Gu Yueyan raised a thought: If Luna had a whim, and arranged Ren Suo with the character label of "the child's father", it would be fun... The point is that if Ren Suo becomes " The child's father', what will become of your own character label
Ex-wife or mistress
Gu Yueyan pulled Luna to sit down and said, "Why do you suddenly want to ask him to do this?"
Luna tilted her head and said, "Because a child needs a male and a female."
Gu Yueyan took a look at Ren Suo, Ren Suo spread his hand and I belonged to the public, so blame me
"Then why do you suddenly want to do such a thing?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"Because I want to," Luna said, "I haven't tried to have a baby."
Luna lowered her head and touched her chest and buttocks, and said: "According to human standards, I should be the type with big breasts and buttocks. I must be very good at giving birth and can give birth to many children!"
"Is it just because you want to?" Gu Yueyan asked: "The object is not him, are you willing?"
Luna blinked, looked at Ren Suo who was sitting opposite, and suddenly jumped up and bumped into Ren Suo's arms, making Ren Suo retch, but she was sniffing around in Ren Suo's arms, and finally Said: "No, I don't know other people. Among the human beings I know, he is the only one who makes me feel a little bit like having children."
Ren Suo supported Luna's waist and pushed her away. He couldn't help but smile when he heard these words. He noticed Gu Yueyan's eyes and then restrained his smile a little. He looked at Luna and said, "But Luna, life It's not that simple for a child."
"Isn't it very simple?" Luna blinked her eyes: "Isn't it all a matter of shaking?"
"Of course it's not just a shiver, at least it will take some time... Hey, I didn't mean that," Ren Suo forced himself to hold back his obscenity and said seriously, seeing that Gu Yueyan's face was getting darker and darker, "Didn't I just say that?" , Another way of saying having a child is that it breeds the crystallization of love, so love is needed to have a child.”
"Yeah, that's it!" Luna nodded again and again with a look of sudden realization: "Give me one too!"
Ren Suo twitched the corners of his mouth, but he saw the desire written on Luna's face, and he thought that Luna might really be a random personality made by the Small World game console, so Luna had no idea of many common senses.
Ren Suo couldn't help becoming gentle, staring at Luna and said: "Then you first need to find someone you don't hate and who you are willing to get along with all the time."
Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Shouldn't it be to find someone you like?"
"How can it be so easy to like a person who you have casual acquaintance with, at most you just like the other person's appearance and the advantages shown by the other person. Can this really be called liking, rather than just looking for sex?" Ren Suo laughed. Said: "Of course, I have been with each other for a long time. After knowing the strengths and weaknesses of the other party, I like it naturally..."
"So you have to find someone you don't hate, try to get along with him, and if you think he is good after a long time, you can fall in love with him, such as going to the playground, traveling, going to the movies, and eating with him …”
Luna nodded again and again: "And then?"
Ren Suo continued: "Then you feel that you know the other person enough and are willing to live with him, then you can marry him, wear a wedding dress and enter the marriage hall, and sign a contract of eternal love."
Gu Yueyan looked at Ren Suo curiously, thinking that Ren Suo also knew the normal steps of dating.
"A contract of eternal love?" Luna was a little puzzled.
"It means that no matter what happens in the future, whoever you meet, the two of you must support and take care of each other, and never separate." Ren Suo explained: "Although there is no guarantee in the contract, and the two may change their minds, at least the contract is signed. When... both of them should be sincere."
"Then, is the birth of a child. Only a child born to a married couple can be blessed by everyone, born in the expectation of everyone, with the care of both biological parents and the love of relatives on both sides. After giving birth to a child , the husband and wife have to take care of the child until the child grows up... "
"So, giving birth to a child is a complicated matter. There are many steps before giving birth, and it is very troublesome to spend years and months taking care of the child after giving birth."
Gu Yueyan asked abruptly: "Then you don't like children?"
"How could it be?" Ren Suo smiled: "I have a folder in my computer, ready for my child!"
Gu Yueyan froze for a moment, her face flushed.
Then Ren Suo continued: "This is a classic game that I have collected for so many years, and I am just waiting to play it with my children to clear the level! Both men and women can definitely have fun!"
Gu Yueyan breathed a sigh of relief, she thought that Ren Suo's folder was similar to Lin Xianyu's dozens of [study materials].
"And I'm ready. I don't have to sleep now, and I'm very busy during the day. I can't help with childbirth, but I can take care of the child around the clock. I guarantee that the child will obey and play games with me when he grows up..." Ren Suo He chattered and said: "It's only one... oh wait, but I already have Xiao Jiu..."
Ren Suo suddenly discovered a blind spot: he seemed to have skipped many stages, and directly harvested a 'child from another family' that he could never have dreamed of!
However, Xiaojiu was taken away by Lin Xianyu as soon as he came up, playing King of Glory with krypton gold, and even the classic games in Ren Suoyi's folder could not be sold...
Ren Suo threw out the boring thoughts in his mind, looked at Luna and said, "So do you still want to have children now?"
Luna pondered for a moment and said, "It's so complicated and troublesome..."
"Really? Then go to sleep. Sleeping is the least troublesome thing." Ren Suo said with a smile: "But in the future, you may meet someone who makes you want to give birth to a child without being too complicated or troublesome." ... At that time, you can give yourself a whole love."
After replacing the Small World game console and shaping Luna's sound outlook on love, Ren Suo patted his ass and went back to his room to sleep.
Gu Yueyan and Luna looked at each other and went back to their rooms to rest.
It's not just Luna, after Gu Yueyan heard Ren Suo's views on love, she had inexplicably new thoughts in her heart.
Hugging the little bear pillow, Gu Yueyan thought to herself: [He is even ready to have a baby, he is actually longing for love... But he is just lazy, too lazy to break out of his comfort zone, too lazy to break out of his current life, too lazy to break out of his current life. …be a lover who doesn’t delay others.]
Curled up on the bed, Luna, who has no tail dangling, is still not used to this way of sleeping. She closed her eyes and thought, "It's really troublesome for human beings to give birth to babies. We all just shiver and we're done."
Gu Yueyan: [However, even if he is such a lazy and cautious person, he will still like it if he likes it. It's really strange, the previous me would never have imagined that the current me would have such an idea, the previous me just wanted to drive him away.]
Luna: "However, although having a child is troublesome and complicated, I still want to find a pet to save my life. It's so strange. I used to think that I would have such an idea now. I just wanted to tickle him. Face."
Gu Yueyan: [I was a little moved by what he said, his child will definitely grow up happily.]
Luna: "And this pet will also take care of the children, so it doesn't seem to be too much trouble."
Gu Yueyan: [If I can continue walking with him...]
Luna: "If I go back to reality and I'm still this human with big breasts and big ass..."
Gu Yueyan: [Let's continue to follow the steps now. I have been to the playground, I have been on a cruise, and I have lived together for a few days. It is time...]
Luna: "A few days ago we have been to the amusement park, traveled, had dinner together many times, and watched a movie together just now, so there is only..."
Gu Yueyan recalled Teacher Dong and Sister Qiao, and couldn't help feeling the joy of sneaking away and cheating: [Luna should understand how troublesome it is to have a child, and won't call Ren Suo's attention again, and she will probably just continue to follow Ren Suo tomorrow. Suo being friends will not hinder us, then let me try... the wedding of my dreams.]
Luna recalled the bride who suppressed her yesterday, the wedding dress left a deep impression on Luna's heart: "I want to make a whole wedding dress too!"