I still have a year-end summary!
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and only then did he realize that Chinese New Year had already passed by the Gregorian calendar, and Chinese New Year was about to begin on the lunar calendar.
This year, he has indeed reached the time when he can sum up.
Clicking on this system notification, the main interface changed into a dark room. Although it was rendered in a cartoon style, Ren Suo could still tell at a glance that the room layout was very similar to his own living room.
In a dim room, a figure walked over and sat on the sofa, and the screen lit up immediately, becoming the only light in the darkness.
"Small world is full of fun"
There is a line of fine print below:
"2018 Game Report"
Then there are a few big characters that seem to be very sensational:
"It's great to play with you"
Ren Suo looked at it with a black line. Does the "you" who can play with you refer to himself or the Small World game console
There is also a line of small words in the lower left corner: "The last page of easter eggs. Find the ta who will be the protagonist of your life"
Ren Suo had a vague feeling that this year-end report might not be friendly to him.
Sure enough, when the page turned to the second page, the Small World Game Machine unreservedly poured firepower at Ren Suo:
"During this year"
"You played a total of 14 games"
"Your playing style has no technical content, except krypton gold is a dog, keen to explode liver in the middle of the night"
"You want to leave memories in the world very much, but your strength is so embarrassing, but you didn't give up, even if you let the game characters show off, you still have to pretend."
"Hey! Why didn't I play out the technical content!? Krypton gold, krypton gold is also a plug-in that I bought with real money! Gou, can the game thing be called gou? That's called development, strategy, and later stage! "
Ren Suo pointed at the screen and retorted angrily, as if the operator of the Small World game console was hiding behind the screen: "I didn't pretend to be on purpose, I made up an awesome background for the game characters, and it will be convenient for them to do things in the future Ah. This is convenient for them, and I can also earn some information price difference as a middleman, and the country's intelligence agencies can also eat. This is a great thing that has the best of both worlds!"
"Let me see how you can slander me!" Ren Suo continued to watch angrily.
The picture focuses on the blurred figure sitting on the sofa, and a word pops up first: "goddess"
"In 2018, the game character you created in Small World Game Console received the most evaluation: Goddess"
"It can be seen from this that you are a goddess type player"
"Sure enough, men know how to tease men better"
Here are a few more examples of evaluations:
"The Goddess Blooming on the Snow Mountain" "If you are strong, go up to 10,000 meters".
"Food and sex, food and sex, you are the food, and you are the sex." "Ghosts in the Late Night".
"I am the sword bone, you are my wife" "Hand of Fate".
Ren Suo vomited blood, this Small World game console is taken out of context!
There are many men in his game characters too! The handsome one is the killer Ren Han, the ugly one is the mystery explorer, the fat one is Zhao Zili, the western type is the magician, the hairy one is the Monkey King, and there is even a mysterious and extravagant Black Coffin Demon King.
But the problem is that men will directly praise and comment on female characters, but women's praise on male characters is not so direct, but they like to use other methods such as writing fanfiction about these handsome male characters.
Ren Han, Asgard Killer, and Mystery Explorer all belong to Asgard, and they have a very high probability of appearing in fandom, and various attributes are marked as py in the title. I was pulled into another world by these fanfiction.
You know it's fanfiction, so avoid the head office, right? Not yet, when Ren Suo checked the pictures, he could still see fanarts, which were much more exciting than words. Fortunately, Ren Suo was blind, so he randomly chose one of them as a woman, so at least he could deceive his brain and let himself Don't fall into the fantasy world.
Anyway, the evaluation of Small World Game Console is untrue! Because men are fans of female characters, they all agree that female characters are idol goddesses, which led to Ren Suo being evaluated as a goddess.
If the weight of fan works created by female fans is increased, then Ren Suo can get rid of the evaluation of "goddess" and become a female fan...
Ren Suo's mind flashed through the fanfiction and comics he had consulted, and fell into deep thought.
Forget it, the goddess is the goddess.
"June 1 is probably a very special day"
"In this day, you broke into the game plot for the first time for a woman"
"And almost fell in love with the game character"
Ren Suo recalled, isn't this time the day when he and Dong Chengling went to Tianjing to open the space door to meet the Nine-Tailed Fox
Shit, he never thought of breaking into the plot at all, but at that time Dong Chengling would awaken space magic at any time, and he saw Dong Chengling broke a leg for some reason in the game, so he During those few days, he guarded Dong Chengling.
At that time, he just wanted to see Dong Chengling's awakening spell, and help her avoid the bad luck that might change her life.
Looking back now, Ren Suo changed Dong Chengling's little misfortune, but he himself became Dong Chengling's fate from that day on.
"July 5th, this day you finally fell into crisis because of your death, and almost destroyed the pre-plot of the game."
"At that moment, what you thought in your heart was still a woman."
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth, and he also remembered at that time. When he was attacking "The Magician under the World Tree", he once went to Alan Lake in Xiangshi with Gu Yueyan, just in time for the arrival of the first secret realm.
Then Gu Yueyan was bewitched by the Holy Grail and fell into the lake, so Ren Suo had to risk it to save her.
This is obviously a good thing that deserves the little red flower for being brave, but it is said by the small world game machine that it is as if Ren Suo deliberately killed himself with a ulterior motive.
He is a safetyist, he doesn't associate with dangerous people, he doesn't go to dangerous places, he doesn't do dangerous things... When he was holding Gu Yueyan in the lake and helping her with artificial respiration, he had very simple thoughts !
Although now when he thinks of Gu Yueyan, some unsophisticated thoughts emerge... But he used to be very simple!
"This year, 15% of your time is immersed in the dreamy and beautiful game world."
"44% of the time is spent with other women."
"Sleep and play 40% of the time."
"There is still 1% of time for practice and work."
"... If you slander me like this, you will lose me as a player." Ren Suo refused to accept the statistics of the Small World game console: "How can sleeping and playing take up so much of my time? I obviously don't sleep much, and there are 48 hours a day." Hours!"
"44% of the time is spent with other women? How can there be so much? Do you also regard Zhao Huo as a woman?"
"I definitely spend more than 15% of my time playing games!"
Except for the last statistic, Ren Suo questioned all other statistic.
But all the adulterers who were caught in the bed said 'I am not, I am not', the small world game console ignored him at all, and continued to play the year-end summary:
"This year, the game you loaded the most times is"
""Upside Down World""
"In just 20 days, your files have been loaded more than 1,000 times, and your playing time has exceeded 200 hours."
"Among all the games, "Upside Down" seems to have a special meaning for you"
Ren Suo was slightly taken aback.
"still remember"
"A rebel from My Life Is Not Your Game?"
"You used to like to use him to type and talk, and you made arrangements for him clearly."
"Looking forward to your next collaboration with him"
"Shit, you!" Ren Suo was so angry that he wanted to raise his handle and smash it.
The Small World game console must have been intentional!
At that time, it deliberately blurred the relationship between the rebels and Ren Suo, and covered up the background of the game, in order to deceive Ren Suo.
Still 'look forward to your next cooperation with him'
what is this
Threat or premonition of crime
"This year, Luna from "Hunting Night" spent 91 hours with you"
"Luna is the game character you have been with the longest, and also your second favorite game character of the year"
"You had a total of 666 intimate contacts with Luna"
"Touch 169 times"
"88 kisses"
"Embrace 81 times"
"Feeding 48 times"
…
At this time, the avatar came out with a bowl of wonton noodles, and Ren Suo pulled down the list to check while eating the noodles.
This "get along with the game character" is obviously the time Ren Suo used the "Qingquan Liuxiang" to summon the game character's time together, but the small world game console actually counts his interaction with Luna in the game plot , Luna is naturally better than other game characters.
It's just an interactive list of the small world game console. If others see it, Ren Suo will probably be despised by others, "Ren Suo, what kind of beautiful girl development game are you playing?" Zhao Huo may be the only one who can't Despise him and even ask what game it is.
It's just that Ren Suo feels a little strange: Luna is only his second favorite game character of the year
It shouldn't be, although he has a good impression of the seeker and the cook, and this affection is not very simple, but Ren Suo is very clear that Luna's status in his heart is definitely above all other game characters, how could it be that he is only the first character? Second favorite
Is there any game character who has a closer interaction with himself than Luna, and his love for her is more intense
But if there is such a character, how could Ren Suo not remember it.
It's true, Small World Game Machine, you slandered me!
Ren Suo snorted twice, but this annual summary has come to an end, and the Small World game console also dealt him a fatal blow:
"This year, I have known you for 300 days."
"In the game world, it's great to be able to play with you."
Players are really on the side of being played!
Ren Suo was angry and fast forwarded, and he would not be angry because of this kind of joke. He always thought that the game and the player played with each other: when the player played the game, it was essentially the game creator's play with the player.
The player observes the enemy to respond in the game, and at the same time falls into the logical reaction mechanism set by the game creator for the player's psychology.
Whether it is the krypton gold mechanism of online games or the upgrade mechanism of 3a-level stand-alone games, it is actually the result of the creator's countless speculations on the player's psychology.
The player's victory in the game is also the creator's victory: letting the player pass the level is their purpose.
It's just that the game creator Ren Suo is facing is an existence that is close to fate, an unknown high-dimensional creature that created a small world game console, but he will not be entangled with it at all, and he will never be troubled.
What can be chosen and what cannot be chosen, what can be changed and what cannot be changed are all destiny.
Enjoy every dish sent by fate, play every game in the game console, this is how Ren Suo masters fate.
Pulling to the last page, the screen suddenly turned from dim to pink, and the Small World Game Machine did not slander Ren Suo again this time:
"Among the seven billion people on Earth"
"Look for the one person who will be the only protagonist in your life"
"Click to start searching"
Ren Suo blinked, a little curious about who the only protagonist in his life was, so he chose to look for it.
"searching… "
"searching… "
"searching… "
"Look for success!"
"Look for success!"
"Look for success!"
"Look for… "
"The search has ceased."
"Attention, this function is prepared for hardcore players who concentrate on playing games and have no time to find breeding objects. Corrupted casual players are not eligible to use this function."
"According to your year-end summary, Neisser is issuing your year-end rewards...you will receive your rewards within 1 to 30 working days."
"Small world, great fun."
Ren Suo finished the noodles calmly, then lay flat on the sofa and let the clone massage.
"Depraved casual gamer..."
"This is cursing without dirty words!"
"Where did I relax!? Where did I fall!? I have been playing games hard, and finally I was slandered by the game console... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"
A month of lethargy still had some impact on Ren Suo's body. Ren Suo didn't feel it before, but now that the avatar is used, the hands that are most familiar with Ren Suo's body lightly brushed over his muscles, causing Ren Suo's muscles to explode in an instant.
After massaging the avatar, Ren Suo was so happy that he limp on the sofa. He had to let the avatar help him to help him go to the bedroom to sleep. He can't play games tomorrow, and now he just wants to die on the bed.
After the avatar helped him to the bed, Ren Suo said gratefully: "Okay, you can continue cleaning, go out and close the door."
Lying on the familiar bed, Ren Suo didn't even intend to cover the quilt, and rubbed the pillow, even though he had slept for a whole month before, but he was soon attacked by a burst of drowsiness on the pituitary gland.
"Uh-huh?"
When Ren Suo turned his head, he saw a black hair beside the pillow.
He twirled it and looked at it for a while, and soon saw whose hair it was: there were only a few people who could sleep on this bed, and among them, Qiao Muyi had long hair from the beginning, the longest hair, and it was dyed to a different color. It is a wine red that seems to be lingering in the darkness; Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan's hair are about the same length, but Dong Chengling's hair is very straight, and Gu Yueyan's is a bit curly.
It was Dong Chengling's hair.
Dong Chengling slept here, Ren Suo was not surprised at all, because he also wanted to try sleeping in Dong Chengling's bed...
But Dong Chengling can teleport over to his house, and he has to go honestly to go to Dong Chengling's house. Cheng Ling.
The drowsiness decreased a lot, Ren Suo turned on the light to see if there were any other traces left by Dong Chengling, but she really cleaned it very clean, the bed and the floor were spotless, without any traces.
However, Ren Suo glanced at the gap on the edge of the bed, accidentally saw a piece of white paper underneath, and blew up the white paper with the "storm tube".
There are a few lines of writing on the white paper, the handwriting is a little crooked, it may be written on the bed, but it is obviously Dong Chengling's handwriting.
"Call:
If you see this letter, it means you woke up and came back before the Lantern Festival.
Yueyan told me, you"
The letter stops here.
But Ren Suo turned to the back and saw a sketch of a wedding dress, a tube top wedding dress, tutu skirt, and lace sleeves.
This is another draft that Dong Chengling wrote when he was sleeping on his bed and writing the letter left for him.
Unlike the official version that Ren Suo saw, Dong Chengling wanted to chat with him about Gu Yueyan in the draft.
It was only then that Ren Suo remembered that Dong Chengling had never mentioned Gu Yueyan in the previous phone call or in that letter. But Gu Yueyan told Ren Suo that she had already told both of them what happened on the dark side of the moon.
Although Gu Yueyan didn't say anything, Ren Suo also knew that even if she didn't want to say it, Cheng Ling and Mu Gongzi would definitely force her to say it, so Ren Suo didn't blame Gu Yueyan at all, after all, the people with vested interests in this matter After all, he is the one who is responsible for the blame.
He thought Dong Chengling didn't care about these things, so he didn't say a word.
But no, it can be seen from the draft that Dong Chengling originally planned to tell him about this matter, but she finally let go of this thought.
What on earth is she thinking
Ask if you don't understand, Ren Suo took out his mobile phone and called without any thought: "Cheng Ling, what do you think about our business?"
"...you don't sleep at night, you ask me this specifically?" Dong Chengling's laughter came from the phone.
Only then did Ren Suo realize that it was past 12 o'clock, and Dong Chengling, who had a regular schedule, had already gone to bed.
"I'm sorry," Ren Suo asked while lying on the bed, looking at the lights on the ceiling, "but you didn't say a word about it, so I..."
"Are you upset?"
"Um."
"I originally planned to talk slowly when we meet again." Dong Chengling said softly: "You just woke up, I don't want to cause trouble for you."
Ren Suo's heart was suffocated in an instant, thousands of thoughts were stuck in his heart, and finally he said in a low voice: "I am your trouble."
"Don't be unhappy, take good care of your body and go to bed early." Dong Chengling said softly: "No matter whether it is troublesome or not, we still have a lot of time in the future. I know you are in a mess, don't rush to tell me, take your time Think clearly, I'm not in a hurry."
Ren Suo turned sideways, looked at the white paper with the wedding dress on it, and felt a surge of energy in his tired and sore body.
"Cheng Ling."
"Um?"
Ren Suo closed his eyes and said, "I like you."
But in the blink of an eye, he heard Dong Chengling's answer: "Me too."
"Good night."
"Good night."
Putting the phone aside, Ren Suo directly covered his face with a pillow, as if he wanted to smother himself to death. But he was obviously just losing his temper. After all, he would let go after he was so bored that he passed out. If he wanted to suffocate himself to death, he had to ask the avatar to help. Presumably the avatar would not be able to refuse his request.
Ren Suo was in a turmoil, and finally decided to turn off the lights and go to sleep, leaving troublesome things until tomorrow!
…
Snapped.
The avatar who was mopping the floor in the living room saw a black cat walking in from the balcony.
As soon as the black cat saw him, it rushed over excitedly and meowed around him. The clone was quite calm, he stopped working and let the excited black cat sniff his own scent.
After a while, the black cat calmed down, turned around and walked to the bedroom, and continued mopping the floor with its clone.
After cleaning everything except the bedroom, the avatar walked to the balcony and sat, silently watching the moon in a daze.