"Is there really no need to prepare a cat litter tray?"
Mother Ren looked at the black cat in Ren Suo's arms, and asked, "When it gets dirty on your bed, you can solve it yourself. mx"
"Yeah, don't worry, I can solve it myself." Ren Suo nodded: "Just trust me, little Luna is very good, and she will never trouble me."
For the name Luna, Ren's father and mother have no association at all, and even the younger sister just picked up the black cat and stared at it carefully for a while, and then gave up. Gu Yueyan didn't tell her about Ren Suo's relationship, Ren Xingmei naturally didn't know Ren Suo's unnamed wife is Luna.
After all, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan would like this kind of brother, and he has refreshed her world view many times, making her believe that there is true love in this world. How could she have thought that even the Moon Singer would not be able to escape? The battle specification of Suo's palm has suddenly risen from a superhuman to a battle of gods.
"That's true, after all, it's a cat that even you can raise." Ren Ma nodded understandingly.
Ren Suo cut and carried the black cat to the bathroom. He asked Luna, but Luna hasn't excreted all day today. According to her, her talent is almost all in digestion. Not only can she eat sweets, but she can also absorb food 100% to assist her cultivation, otherwise she How can such a small stomach be able to eat human food? Cats can’t eat sweets and can’t eat too much salt.
Although even if Luna absorbs 100%, Luna eats ordinary food, and the effect is almost negligible, but Ren Suo is also very envious of "eating does not increase the meat, only the cultivation level", and he can envy a large group of fat boys when he speaks out okay!
It's cool to practice in the dream world, you can order any talent you want!
But Moonsinger just won't let me go into the dreamland to practice!
Ah, I'll let the avatar build a family playground for Luna when I get back, okay!
After washing himself and the black cat until they were white and fragrant, Ren Suo hugged the black cat and went back to the bedroom with a bath towel. Ren's mother, who was about to go to bed, didn't care that it might be used to wrap the cat.
Going back to the bedroom, locking the door, and using a chair to cover it, Ren Suo looked at the black cat and said, "Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, although the sound insulation here is pretty good, I haven't heard any sound from my parents' room since I was a child... But my sister has turned two, and her hearing may be very good, if you make a sound, I will be in trouble."
In fact, it is not very troublesome. Ren Suo turned on the computer and found a mysterious website, saying that the sound just now came from the video inside. But if you can hide it once, you can't hide it twice. The best way is naturally that Luna has a quiet consciousness.
"I will introduce you to them after you can maintain the human form for a long time. It doesn't matter how you play around in the main form now, but when you become a human, you must be quiet and you can't just walk around." Ren Suo exhorted.
The fur was wet and stuck to the body, and the whole cat nodded like a black cat that had lost a lot of weight.
Ren Suo didn't know what breed Luna was. Anyway, it was definitely not a puppet cat, but after taking a bath, it still turned into a beautiful oval-faced little cat with delicate features...but of course it was not as comfortable as it was in the fluffy period.
It is estimated that Fan Qiyu has never bathed the black cat. The oil on her body has been panned for at least a year. Ren Suo had to use shower gel to wash her off, and the bath water was a little yellow and black.
After all, cat washing is a very complicated process. Bathing is only the initial stage. The most important thing is to dry the cat. Most cats are a little afraid of the hot air of the hair dryer. When drying, they will definitely resist. You are annoyed.
And Luna seems to be less than two years old, and it is enough to wash the cat's claws.
Well, Ren Suo didn't bother about Luna's age from the beginning, and directly regarded her human body age as equal to her real age. After all, ordinary cats are not as smart as her.
This is one of the reasons why he didn't dare to reveal that Luna was a cat. Luna had to be able to maintain her human state for a long time before letting her come out to meet people. ... Our country really has a very complete criminal law.
It is troublesome for the shit shoveler to wash cats, but Ren Suo can communicate with Luna, and Luna will naturally not scratch him or run away.
But Ren Suo didn't intend to use such an inefficient way of drying.
Ren Suo opened the bath towel and said, "Cat that hides the power of the moon, show your true power in front of me. I order you as agreed with you, and the seal is lifted!"
After a while, Ren Suo heard the bed creaking due to the weight change, and the light also changed significantly, so he closed his eyes and stepped forward to put the towel on: "Wipe clean yourself!"
Luna looked at the white body wrapped in a bath towel, couldn't help but giggled (oo), then stretched out her hand nervously to cover her mouth, and finally rushed forward to hug Ren Suo and whispered: "Wipe me ! Wipe me!"
"No, come by yourself!"
"Otherwise I'll yell loudly." Luna threatened fiercely.
Ren Suo looked at Luna in surprise: "..."
Damn, as long as it is a female creature, can it master this threatening skill without a teacher!
It's okay to be threatened by a middle-aged woman like my mother who has been in the ups and downs (neighborhood committee, women's federation, and street office) for decades, but now even Luna, a little cat, dares to threaten him!
Then Ren Suo blushed and helped Luna dry her body very happily, then quickly picked up the prepared shirt and put it on her, showing a helpless expression. Originally, Ren Suo's shirt was more than enough for Luna to wear, and then It is said that Ren Suo's male body must be a little bit bigger.
However, Luna's rabbit's development and uprightness were beyond Ren Suo's expectations, so she propped up the shirt, and Ren Suo's shirt was loose, so she stood up straight when she put it on, and the front of the shirt below the chest was covered with material. It doesn't reach Luna's abdomen... It obviously covers the upper body, but it is very attractive.
Ren Suo's clothes are fine, but Luna's problem is too big.
However, Ren Suo is also very confident. After all, Luna can only transform for 30 minutes, so he can easily calm down. As long as he doesn't look down, he basically won't have any major problems.
After all, it was only half an hour, and it passed quickly. At most, he would take a cold shower.
"Here, this is a mobile phone and this is a tablet... Wait, do you know how to read?" Ren Suo suddenly remembered this and felt troubled.
Even if Luna can maintain her human form, she can't go to elementary school like Xiaojiu...
"Hmm..." Luna pouted her mouth and tilted her head for a while, then said with her little finger, "I can speak Chinese, Martian, Hebrew, Japanese, English, Russian, Arabic, French, German …”
Speaking of which, ten fingers were not enough for her, and she lowered her head and crossed her legs to count her toes. Ren Suo quickly grabbed her hand to stop this dangerous action for him, and then turned on the phone and asked her to do a translation test , confirmed that she had really learned it all, and asked, "How did you learn so many languages?"
"88, tell me!" Luna shook her body, and her clothes were also shaken by her. She looked so cute, and Ren Suo secretly decided to find her a slim-fitting dress tomorrow, after all, it is always washed in this weather. Cold showers are not good either.
"She told you, you will do it?" Ren Suoqi said.
Luna shook her head, pouted her lips and thought for a while, and said, "After 88 has learned it by herself, I will learn it too."
Although Luna explained it nonsensically, Ren Suo also understood that the Moonsinger avatar 88 now has an independent meaning and supernatural power, and most of them can learn other people's knowledge from dreams. After 88 learned it, Luna, who is almost two-in-one with 88, naturally also learned it.
Now, Ren Suo looked at Luna with complicated eyes, and even felt a little wronged!
Why!
Obviously I had a clone first!
Obviously I was the one who upgraded the skill of the avatar!
But now Luna's avatar 88 can help her practice and study, and Luna doesn't have to do anything, just sleep in and play every day to invite the moon to the ninth heaven and ascend into the fairy gate!
And my avatar!
Apart from massage, cleaning, cooking, sanitation, washing clothes and buying takeout, there is no use!
Damn it!
I am so envious!
Why don't I have it!
Even Luna's avatar 88 hates me for no reason, and even blocks her abilities from lending me!
I am so good to Luna, I will follow her in everything, 88, what other requirements do you have, just tell me, I promise to complete it, even if I can't complete it, I will let the clone complete it!
It seems to be a cat's natural instinct, Luna felt that Ren Suo was a little unhappy, came over and hugged Ren Suo's neck in her arms, touched Ren Suo's head and said: "Hey!? Your head feels very comfortable to touch! "
When he got home, Ren Suo naturally took off his hat. He blushed and raised his head depressed. After thinking for a while, he put away his phone and gave the tablet to Luna: "You can play with this first, I'll buy you a phone tomorrow. "
Since Luna can read, she can't just play around with the phone.
Ren Suo thought of something and asked, "By the way, besides writing, do you also know mathematics and physics?"
"Well... I don't really understand it, I only know that monotone bounded series must have limits, Maxwell's equations and so on..."
"Okay, needless to say, I don't understand." Ren Suo, a graduate of the Incompetent University, said calmly.
Although Luna still counts with her toes now, her knowledge has already crushed Ren Suo. It only takes a little time to practice, and she will know that there is a huge gap between Ren Suo and her in cheating.
Ren Suo can't even compare to a cat! Whether it is strength or cheating!
The more he thought about it, the more sad he became. Ren Suo sat down and turned on the computer, and said, "You can play whatever you want, just don't speak loudly."
"Okay." Luna came over and pulled Ren Suo's computer chair away. Under Ren Suo's blank gaze, she, who was only wearing a shirt, was about to lift her feet.
"Wait." Ren Suo pressed Luna: "What are you doing?"
"I want to play a tablet in your arms." Luna blinked her eyes: "When I get bigger, I can't stay in your arms all the time, I have to sit with my legs apart..."
"Can you not stay in my arms for half an hour..." Ren Suo felt that he might as well just kill him in the pose Luna conceived.
After two days of encounters, Ren Suo really thought it through. After sorting out all the emotional lines, he will go to the next step. In fact, he is still a pure love faction in his bones!
Of course, there is another secondary reason, that is, he is also afraid of pain and death, so it is better to be cautious about such things.
"No, I became a human just to entangle you."
"..." Ren Suo was silent for a moment, and looked at his computer equipment at home: wireless keyboard and mouse. After all, he didn't use this computer to play games much when he came back, and the configuration of this computer was outdated, at most he could surf the Internet, and the more convenient the peripherals, the better.
So he took out a bed desk, put the keyboard and mouse on it, and sat cross-legged on the bed, and then Luna could hug him behind his back in any position and play the tablet.
The problem of line of sight distance is completely irrelevant. The biggest advantage of being a monk is to eradicate the hidden danger of myopia.
Although the tactile sensation is still very strong, Ren Suo's restless mind immediately calmed down after hearing 1000xm3's "Small World is a Boundless Fun".
Sure enough, the Small World game console stays in the atrium of the storage space, and it can also be connected to external devices.
Ren Suo doesn't intend to let other people see the Small World game console, but he doesn't care about the game screen because the game interface of Small World is too similar to the interface of the current mainstream game platforms, and most games also have normal screens, nothing surprising , small world games are generally more or less similar to existing games, and will not attract special attention.
Of course, only those who Ren Suo absolutely trusted could see him playing games, and these people were quite familiar with the fact that he was a hardcore player, so they would not suspect anything at all.
Ren Suo first went to equip himself with a data stream, and then checked himself.
Target type: adult male primate hominid
Physical condition: normal
Practice status: 3 to 95% (you have defeated 99.99% of the world's erect apes!)
Eyes: excited state
Limbs: excited state
Kidneys: Excited
…
Only 5% difference can be promoted to the fourth rank!
Although I don't know how long the 5% will last, Ren Suo is quite satisfied with playing the character label for six days on the dark side of the moon. Apart from Gu Yueyan and Luna, he also gained a full 91% Cultivation!
Ren Suo touched Luna back by the way, the touch was smooth and elastic, and Luna groaned, but Ren Suo didn't look back when he was beaten to death, as if he was touching raw pork with excellent texture.
Target type: adult female primate cat hominid
Physical condition: normal
Practice status: 3 turn 100% (you have defeated 100% cat masters in the world!)
Luna doesn't have any special status, and she has been immersed in the game world faster than Ren Suo. Ren Suo secretly felt guilty for being unprofessional, playing games, thinking about women, be serious!
Open the world shop!
If you miss January, don't miss it in February!
Not sure how many chances to draw this month...
However, when Ren Suo opened the world store, he didn't see this month's free game, but saw two other columns:
Chinese New Year Exclusive New Year's Money
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days
Ren Suo clicked on the free selection of Chinese New Year games, and the store interface suddenly became festive.
New Year’s exclusive New Year’s money: Players do not need to spend any merit for any search operation now, and the first one you buy will definitely get 100% off. After purchasing the game, this event will disappear automatically.
You can choose to cancel this event. After canceling, the 'Free Game of the Month' will start. You can use the three festival promotions of New Year's Eve, Spring Festival, and Lantern Festival to draw free games.
100% off, that is, free.
Ren Suo understood that this new year's money event was to allow him to buy any game, so his search function became free. However, receiving this lucky money is equivalent to automatically giving up the free game of this month.
Ren Suo thought for a while, opened the search interface, and searched for a word: God.
It doesn't matter what game you buy, the important thing is that the rewards of the game you buy must be generous! If the name of the game contains the word "God", most of the rewards are against the sky!
Nothing came out.
Ren Suo blinked, the games in the small world are so reserved? Don't even add the word "God"? For example, God of War, God of Demons, whatever!
Search: cents.
Yes, we Xuan Kingdom people should play the Xianxia game and cultivate immortals! It's not the kind that stays up late, and it's not the Xuanjun Secret Record that is about to become the tenth set of national radio gymnastics, but the real cultivation method of immortality! Lotus Treasure Book, Nine Turns Golden Body Jue, and Mysterious Kung Fu, all in the previous book!
Nothing came out.
Don't you even have Xianxia games?
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment, and chose to search for the beautiful girl text adventure game.
Zhao Huo said that it is of course unbelievable that you can find your girlfriend Ren Suo by playing a lot of galgames.
Although Zhao Huo is a real example, but besides being an otaku, he is also a tall and mighty urban soldier king...
Ren Suo is not sure whether playing galgame will help his love, but he feels that the rewards in the game may help his current situation...
Nothing came out.
Ren Suo blinked, and suddenly thought of a terrible possibility.
He searched across mine.
Nothing came out.
Search again across my body.
Finally, five results were found: "Across My Corpse Chapter One", "Across My Corpse Chapter Two"... "Across My Corpse Final Chapter".
Ren Suo's current mood seemed to be overwhelmed by Zhao Huo.
I don't know if the small world game machine is intentional, or it is just so inhumane that the text search requires 100% accuracy to get the search results!
There is no such function as keyword search! The Small World game console didn't intend to let him choose games like buying vegetables in the vegetable market!
That is to say, unless Ren Suo performs the exhaustive method like a monkey, the only games he can search out are those that have appeared in his memory but he has never played!
Ren Suo thought about it for a while, and felt that it was a bit of a loss to use 100% off in those games... Just like mom and dad promised you a wish, you can't say that I want to eat a golden arch, and it's a 15 yuan work meal, right?
He suddenly remembered that there was another column just now, so he hurriedly went back and clicked on it.
The interface changed from festive to a big gift box, and a countdown was hung on the gift box, and the countdown showed the number: 18.
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days: you have waited for 33 days, wait for another 17 days, and the game in the gift box will be upgraded by 1 star.
This gift box is a New Year gift box, which is divided into three stages.
In the first stage, from January 1st to January 21st, there must be a 5-star game in the gift box.
In the second stage, from January 22nd to February 19th, there must be a 6-star game in the gift box.
In the third stage, after February 19th, there must be a 7-star game in the gift box.
The price of this gift box is always 500 meritorious service.
Yes!
It was only then that Ren Suo remembered that there must be special events for festivals like New Year's Day.
But that kind of activity is mostly linked to free game activities, Ren Suo thought he would miss it, but he didn't expect the New Year's Day event to be kept until now.
The Small World game console takes care of itself like this
Although this gift box is a bit strange, and it takes a lot of merit to buy it, it is difficult for Ren Suo to get high-star games, and now he knows that the search function can only find old games he knows, that is to say, can he encounter For high-star games, you really can only look at luck in the promotion.
In addition, Ren Suo's player privilege has the effect of a profiteer. He can directly buy a game without spending any money. Although he has not triggered it now, as long as this gift box is here, he will trigger this effect sooner or later to buy this gift box.
So…
Ren Suo looked at the New Year's money event, and then at the gift box event, feeling a little hesitant.
Ren Suo figured it out without thinking too much. If he saw this gift box in January, he would probably have hesitated. Now there is no chance for him to hesitate. He missed out on 5 stars, and he will definitely not be able to win 7 stars. He can only choose 6 star.
The 6-star game is also very difficult. After all, Ren Suo has no time for the clear spring to flow. He can't summon game characters to help, so he can only run over it with hard power.
For 7-star games, Ren Suo is still very self-aware. He must at least upgrade to a level 6 player, and then open some 6-star props to be eligible to challenge 7-star games.
Now there happens to be a new year's money event, which can help him buy a gift box with 500 merits for free to play 6-star games, which is much better than him whoring other games for free.
Do you spend 'New Year's money' to complete this consumption
You purchased the 'New Year's Gift Box'.
Have you opened the 'New Year's Gift Box'? Note, wait another 17 days, and a 7-star game will inevitably appear in the New Year gift box.
The system prompted a sentence, and Ren Suo suddenly felt strange. Could there be a trap in it
But the problem is, Ren Suo vaguely feels that the countdown in the gift box is a bit like a bomb countdown...
Wouldn't Small World Game Console come up with a super attractive 7-star game that he couldn't beat life and death to cheat him out of krypton gold
Ren Suo hesitated uncommonly, because the Small World game console rarely reminded him.
Ren Suo thought for a while, and opened the mysterious tavern.
In case of indecision, find the tavern owner.
The tavern was empty, and the owner of the tavern today was still diligently sweeping the floor.
Ren Suo asked: Boss, I haven't seen you for a month, do you miss me
The tavern owner submerged in the darkness glanced at him: If only I could really not see you once a month, even if I don't see you in my dreams.
Why
Isn't the time flow rate in the tavern and reality 1:1
And am I so important to the tavernkeeper? Does he even think of me in his dreams
In the heart of this np, I seem to have a very high status!
Ren Suo muttered, and asked directly: "Boss, I bought that New Year's gift box, but I'm hesitating whether to open it or not." He briefly described the situation of the New Year gift box.
Tavernkeeper: 10 points of merit.
After all, 100% off whoring a gift box for nothing, Ren Suo is very generous in giving the money now.
The star rating of the game is directly proportional to the difficulty of the game. The tavern owner said quietly: You actually play the game while it is still 5 stars, which is the best choice. It's a bit late now...
The 6 stars of this game are relatively easy to play, but not so painful; the 7 stars of this game are very difficult to play and very painful.
Ren Suo was taken aback: So your suggestion is...
If it is not helpless, who is willing to suffer
After receiving a considerable tip, the tavern owner yells at you loudly: Hurry up and play the game!
Ren Suo: Got it, got it, by the way, boss, have you finished knitting your scarf? Oh, I'm done.
[○｀Д′○] roll
Ren Suo stared blankly at the screen, he was actually ejected from the mysterious tavern!
This boss is really arrogant, he obviously misses him so much.
The gift box is opened.
Congratulations player, you got the new game "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
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Commonwealth, California, Sierra Nevada, Yosemite National Park.
A group of convoys were slowly driving into the eastern entrance that was supposed to be closed in winter.
"Is it really necessary to come here..." Victor in the car complained, "I'm not being lazy, but it's fine if I come. Is it necessary for my dear Fina to come? Isn't it because some extraordinary person is going crazy here? Well."
"If it's really a transcendent, it's comparable to the captain!" Caroline, who was sitting in front, said, "Victor, be serious, I can't save you if you accidentally die."
"If it's a Transcendent who can rival the captain, then let the captain come, what are we doing here? Deliver food?" Victor waved his hand: "Don't fool me, it's not so dangerous."
"If there is no danger, why does the captain need to send Fina over?" Caroline shook her head: "The captain must have been here to look at it and found something wrong before sending Fina here."
"Hey, it's just that someone bombed the mountain, what a big deal." Victor still didn't take it seriously.
"Mountain blast?" Caroline smiled, but said nothing.
Soon, the team drove into a valley and stopped.
"This is it." The park official shouted loudly, telling everyone to get off the bus.
Victor got out of the car, raised his head, and instantly said, "Fack!"
It's really not a fried mountain.
I saw the mountains on both sides of the valley, the rugged and rugged mountain walls suddenly stopped, and the mountains above halfway up the mountain disappeared without a trace, as if they were cut off by someone and packed away.
It is not terrible to cut down the mountain, what is terrible is the mountain itself!
"It's useless for you to call me here, at least I need raw materials for my recovery ability, I can't create something out of nothing..." Victor muttered, turned around and helped Fina get off the car.
Fina, who was wearing a blindfold, 'looked' at the desperate situation in front of her, then looked around, and asked, "When did this happen?"
"On January 21st, 13 days ago," the park director replied.
Fina nodded silently, and got back into the car. Seeing this, Caroline immediately ordered the return journey, and after Victor got in, Fina immediately asked, "Can we talk in the car?"
"They are all watchers." Victor said immediately: "Caroline and Tullius are very clean. Although Caroline likes the magician of the World Tree very much, Tullius has a dispute with Ulfric, but they absolutely Not a spy."
Caroline and Tullius, who was driving, had pained faces on their faces. Victor's ability to gossip and be beaten is really helpless.
"Okay, let the captain know right away, something might be wrong."
"What's wrong? There really is a superhuman comparable to the captain?" Victor asked.
Fina shook her head.
Victor frowned slightly: "Could it be stronger than the captain?"
Although the angel Zac is often hanged and beaten, he still has to see who is hanging him. They are all those super powers! In the forces of the earth, at least on the surface, there is no extraordinary person comparable to the angel Zac!
"It's not about one person, it's about a group of people." Fina said quietly:
"Those traces are not only man-made, but also a pure space interlaced annihilation phenomenon."
"...What do you mean? A super powerful space transcendent has appeared?" Caroline asked.
Fina said calmly: "It is an unknown force that has mastered space movement technology and is trying to approach the earth."