"Meow~"
Ren Suo opened his eyes, looked at the black cat lying next to the pillow, and nodded: "Well... I'll buy you ice cream... this time with Lu Xue or Nestle? What, do you think the ice cream from the Golden Arches is better? Do you want to eat it? But the one that can't be taken home..."
Ren Suo scratched his head and went to wash, feeling very tired all over his body, as if he had been beaten up, but he was very energetic. It felt like he had a dream last night, but Ren Suo couldn't recall the specific details, so he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, it was almost common for him, a college student who used to stay up all night to be exhausted, to be exhausted after waking up.
Perhaps it is one of the sequelae caused by the soul consumed by using the priceless miracle on the dark side of the moon is still recovering
After Ren Suo brushed his teeth and washed his face, he saw his sister sticking her head out in the bedroom: "Are you awake? Are you leaving?"
"What are you going for?"
"Go out to buy clothes, didn't you say that yesterday?"
"Now?" Ren Suo looked at the time, 11:05, placed in Tianlian College, he probably hasn't woken up yet: "I haven't eaten lunch yet..."
"I told my parents, we don't eat at home at noon, we just come back to eat New Year's Eve dinner at night." Ren Xingmei said: "We haven't eaten out for a long time."
Ren Suo was still reluctant: "I'm so tired from sleeping..."
"It must be playing too much on the computer." Ren Ma, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with her mobile phone, said lightly, "I told you not to play so much on the computer."
Ren Suo was confused: "I'm tired, what does it have to do with playing computer?"
"It's because of playing computer games, sitting there all day without moving, and my body is stiff. I eat and play, play and sleep, sleep and eat, and sleep until almost 12 o'clock before getting up, and I refuse to go for exercise. My bedroom is even more messy than a kennel..." When Ren Ma said these words, it was like a torrent of water, and soon began to turn up old accounts such as Ren Suo's high school days when he went to the Internet to play all night.
"Your dad and I have already booked a restaurant, and we're going out now. We'll go to the pedestrian street in the afternoon." Ren Ma waved her hand: "Look at you, you haven't even cut your hair, so go get a haircut in the afternoon to celebrate the New Year."
There are two kinds of regrets in this world: you can't get what you want, and you can get what you want. Ren Suo has only been awake for three or four days, and Ren's mother has already absorbed enough son power from him, and now she is getting bored with him again, not satisfied that Ren Suo is just an ordinary good son, but also needs Ren Suo to be a 6 in the morning Get up at 7 o'clock for a run, come back at 7 o'clock to cook breakfast, and start cleaning at 8 o'clock. Whether it is murder, arson, home travel, the omnipotent son can come in handy.
Hmph, woman.
Why do I still like to daydream at such an old age
Ren Suo said, "Then we can go to the restaurant with you for dinner."
At this time, Dad Ren said: "No, it's booked, have you forgotten? Every New Year's Eve, the two of you settle for lunch by yourself."
Ren Suo froze for a moment, then remembered that his parents really have this habit: dating on New Year's Eve.
According to my mother, this day's date is very cost-effective: shopping, shopping, festive atmosphere, shopping discounts, that is, the restaurant will charge a little service fee, shopping all the way until the evening, don't even need to change clothes, go directly to The restaurant continues to eat New Year's Eve dinner... In fact, Christmas has a similar effect, but when they were young, consumerism hadn't heated up Christmas yet.
On this day, Ren Suo and his younger sister almost ate Golden Arches or KFC at home, and then happily played games together until the evening, waiting for their parents to come back after eating a sumptuous meal and enjoying themselves outside all day. Not necessarily, but he must have been an accident of his parents.
After his parents left, Ren Suo looked at his younger sister and hooked his fingers at her: "Come on, brother will take you to relive your old dreams and eat delicious food."
Ten minutes later, Golden Arch Express Restaurant.
Ren Suo sat down with a Family Bucket and a Whirlwind Ice Cream, sighed and said, "I haven't eaten this kind of fried food for a long time."
Ren Xingmei, who did not have any expectations for Ren Suo from the beginning, was very calm. She inserted the straw into the Coke, glanced at Ren Suo's 'new scarf', and said, "Are you really not afraid of losing the cat?"
Ren Suo put Mai Xuanfeng on the table, and the black cat around his neck jumped down, hugged the ice cream and licked it wildly, until the cat's whiskers were covered with hoarfrost. The passing children couldn't help exclaiming when they saw this scene, and were quickly dragged away by their parents.
"Don't be afraid," Ren Suo picked up a piece of fried chicken and began to nibble, "She can find me if I lose it."
It's okay, the cat finds you, not you find the cat.
Ren Xingmei couldn't help laughing, and then sighed: "I thought I was promoted to the second rank quickly enough, but I didn't expect the monitor to be promoted to the third rank..."
"What are you afraid of? Isn't there Xianyu at the bottom?" Ren Suo comforted: "Don't compare yourself with others. People are better than dead people. Do you think your brother will be troubled by this kind of thing? To be a man, you must be content and always happy. I will never compare my cultivation with your teacher Dong, or your handsomeness with your teacher Bai, but I will compare my cultivation with Lin Xianyu, and my handsomeness with Deputy Director Yu of the Countermeasure Bureau... However, the most important thing in cultivation is to persevere and maintain self-discipline , don’t relax. I heard that you often go to the practice field to practice recently, very good, you are indeed my sister.”
Although with Ren Suo's cultivation base and strength, he is fully qualified to say this kind of nonsense, but Ren Xingmei, who has spent more than ten years dissecting Ren Suo, always feels that Ren Suo's words are very unconvincing...
However, Ren Xingmei has been mistaken several times. Whether it is from Ren Suo unknowingly becoming a public lover who kills men and women, or Ren Suo is willing to risk his life to pair with all related devices at the same time, Ren Xingmei has refreshed the pairing device many times. From his cognition, she felt that Ren Suo only had IQ and EQ that were still within her expectations.
Perhaps, Ren Suo has really become a Buddhist character who neither delights in things nor mourns himself...
"Pfft! Damn it!"
Ren Suo took a sip of Coke and squirted to the side. The black cat who was licking Maixuanfeng froze, his big eyes were full of disbelief, and his face was full of expressions of 'no one has ever sprayed me'.
Ren Suo quickly put down his phone, took out a tissue and secretly used "Master of Flame" to wipe the black cat's body, Ren Xingmei was not polite, took the phone directly to look, and found that it was WeChat Moments.
Nothing special, 'Yu Huogou' posted a circle of friends about eating iron plate barbecue, 'Mu Gongzi' posted a post about chicken soup for the soul [it doesn't matter if young people can't make money this year, and they will still be poor in the future], 'Observation object·Zhao Sanfen' posted a group photo of four people, accompanied by [New Year's Eve reunion dinner in Hokkaido].
Why? This is Teacher Zhao
Ren Xingmei returned the phone to Ren Suo and asked curiously, "Why are you surprised?"
"No, it's nothing." Ren Suo waved his hand, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "It's just that I suddenly feel that people are really better than dead people..."
Absolutely!
How did Zhao Huo survive!
Can we still get together to have a reunion dinner and take a group photo? !
This is completely different from the obituary and black and white profile photo that Ren Suo expected!
The heavy frustration hit Ren Suo's fragile heart hard, and I can't even compare to a two-dimensional one!
Could it be that Zhao Huo played pornography a lot, watched harem comics a lot, and could still learn and use it!
Is it too late to move in now
Ren Suo made up his mind to talk to Zhao Huo face to face when the time comes, to criticize Zhao Huo's decadent and depraved life, and record his crimes and tricks, so that everyone can avoid this depraved scumbag with tricks and schemes .
After lunch, Ren Suo and his younger sister took the subway to the crowded commercial pedestrian street. The younger sister asked, "Do you want to buy clothes too?"
Ren Suo touched the black cat and nodded: "Yes."
"Go to Zara or Uniqlo?" Ren Xingmei didn't think that Ren Suo couldn't afford more expensive clothes, but Ren Suo himself has a temperament that doesn't have much requirements for clothes, and Ren Xingmei is not interested in making Ren Suo more handsome. She spent more than a dozen Nian made Ren Suo the most pleasing to her eyes, and no other equipment was needed.
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and asked, "I want to go to... a shop that sells maid outfits."
Ren Xingmei was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ren Suo suspiciously: "...do you wear it?"
"It's not me!" Ren Suo shook his head immediately, wondering how to answer the question of 'who did you buy it for', after all, the family doesn't know the existence of Luna, if you tell the truth, you will definitely be asked again...
However, Ren Xingmei didn't ask any further questions, she just took his arm, pulled him forward, and said: "I know a shop that sells this kind of clothing, it's a bit far away, and I don't know if it will be open after the Chinese New Year, after all Just a small shop... come with me."
Someone led the way, and Ren Suo was also happy to relax, turning on his phone and continuing to play "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
But now he was stuck, and Uncle Los was blocked in front of the honey wine barracks. It's rare for this protagonist to be so coquettish and cheap, unlike other fresh and refined game characters, he is willing to use beauty tricks, but because of the lack of female power, he is disgusted by the barracks guards...
Installing "Desire Discovery" doesn't work, Ross just isn't flamboyant enough.
Are you really going to kill him
Just as Ren Suo was thinking, the option for the beauty trap suddenly changed a bit: "Go up and hug his arm."
Ren Suo froze for a moment, clicked this option, and saw the female body of Rose tremble, and reluctantly went to hug the arm of the mech soldier.
The soldier's response: "Oh, not bad. But I'm still on guard, no, I have to hold back, I can only refuse her."
(⊙o⊙)...Huh
There is no doubt that this beauty trap option is effective, but because there is no follow-up, Ross still cannot seduce the soldier.
But why the options changed...
Ren Suo turned his head slowly, looked at his younger sister who was shopping around holding his arm, nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly asked in a low voice, "Sister, are you strong enough as a girl?"
Ren Xingmei looked at Ren Suo, and then at herself. Today she is wearing a white dress that Ren Suo bought for her, and a small winter coat over it. Before going out, she took a selfie and sent it to Moments, which attracted dozens of likes and leave a message.
Compared with other peers, Ren Xingmei is still very confident... It's just comparing with peers, and it can't be Gu Yueyan's overdeveloped peers.
She said in a complicated tone: "Although I can't buy Toffee Pie underwear, but... it shouldn't be bad?"
"Then help me, bro." Ren Suo said, "Well... I need to know how to seduce a girl when she flirts with a man who can't respond to her feelings due to status and responsibility, so as to make that man's heart flutter?"
Ren Xingmei stared blankly at Ren Suo, and subconsciously let go of his hand. Ren Suo continued to add: "Just like this, two people face each other, can you use body language and facial expressions to quickly impress each other? Please, this is really important to me."
Ren Xingmei asked: "Why do you want to know such knowledge?"
"I have a friend who needs to know such knowledge." Ren Suo said solemnly.
Ren Xingmei's eyes became more and more complicated: "Then... what is the relationship between the girl and the other party?"
"What's the matter? Whatever you want."
"How does the girl call each other? Sir? Brother?"
"Sir" seems strange to be used to address soldiers, but "brother Bing" is more common, so Ren Suo replied, "You can also call me brother."
Ren Xingmei lowered her head and said nothing. Ren Suo scratched his head: "Is it too troublesome? I remember that some short videos now also have this kind of content. I may find it on the Internet..."
"It's not very troublesome." Ren Xingmei raised her head, smiled, took Ren Suo's arm, put her head on his shoulder, walked with him on the crowded pedestrian street, and said softly: "It's just that, brother, you Did you really not notice my thoughts at all? Can't you... respond to me well?"
After three seconds, Ren Xingmei smiled and said, "Is this okay?"
"Yes, I'm a little tempted." Ren Suo stared at the phone, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Keep going!"
…
Zhiyuan, a Japanese cafeteria.
There is no hall, all are divided into small single rooms one by one. The hot wooden groove under the dining table in the single room allows you to straighten your legs and stomp around in it, which is unique in style.
Foie gras, lobster sashimi, three fish sashimi, Japanese-style grilled skewers, sushi... Plates and plates of delicious food were served, and Ren's mother felt a little pained: "Did I waste a little this year, a few hundred yuan per person, go to Hainan It's not so expensive to eat...”
At this time, Dad Ren was very open-minded: "My son can make money and give it to the family. The family is rich. Occasionally eat a good meal and reward myself."
"That's right, you must eat enough." Ren Ma picked up her chopsticks and started eating, but immediately took out her mobile phone: "Take a photo for them to show off."
Father Ren twitched the corner of his mouth: "You..."
"He just likes this. I still remember when he was six years old, I took him out to eat and gave him the delicious food. He just grabbed the food and stuffed it into my mouth..."
"When you told him to feed him, you still said something like 'Mom won't eat for you'. He hated being in debt to others since he was a child. He would rather bear it by himself than let others sacrifice for him." Dad Ren said with a smile: " He only wants what you are willing to give, and if you are not willing, he will not take it anyway."
"So I don't take pictures to show him, let him know that his mother is enjoying life, so he can go back to Lianjiang to ask for a wife with peace of mind." Ren Ma snapped a few photos, "Send it to relatives casually Show off in the group... Heh heh, let you show me all year round."
"Speaking of which, my wife, do you think Xingmei..." Ren's father asked casually, and found that Ren's mother was staring at him.
"What happened to Xingmei?"
"You can see it all, and you still ask me?"
"Xingmei is still in the rebellious stage now, and it will be more troublesome if she finds out. Besides, Suozai has been stared at by those good girls, so nothing will happen." Ren Ma said calmly: "Anyway, as long as Suozai has a clear conscience, I will Nothing will happen."