Returning to the bedroom after taking a shower, Ren Suo saw the black cat turning all the clothes out of the bag, lying on it and rolling around, and meowing with anticipation when the door opened, like someone who got new clothes in the new year Like a child.
Ren Suo took out her maid outfit and put it on the bed, picked up the black cat, stared at her and said seriously: "You change your clothes yourself, I won't help you. If you make trouble again..."
"Meow?" The black cat's big eyes were shining, its head tilted, its ears drooping, and it looked at him cutely.
As if Ren Suo didn't know how, he took off his hat, opened his eyes wide, and stared at the black cat with his head tilted.
After staring at each other for more than ten seconds, Ren Suo's face changed, but it was too late.
There was only a resentful creaking sound from the bed board under the mattress, and Luna, who suddenly changed, threw Ren Suo onto the bed, hugging his head and giggling: "Suo Suo, you are so fun!"
Ren Suo, who was blown away by the silky smooth facial cleanser, finally came back to his senses after three seconds of extreme enjoyment, closed his eyes to suppress the hormones, carefully turned Luna over his body, and groped for the computer with a sense of familiarity. Before sitting down, he said angrily, "You change your clothes yourself!"
"Yes~" Luna agreed softly.
Ren Suo turned on the computer, and saw a message pop up in the lower right corner - his mother must have used his computer to install some messy things, but Ren Suo dressed up the eldest daughter of the Huang family who had been with him for several years. But now it has turned into a bad girl who can play advertisements.
"The most powerful Taoist priest in the Xuan Kingdom rushed to the Federation, and he is about to compete with the angel Zack to become the number one person in the world!?"
Um? You Jian went to the Federation to play? New Year's Eve
But the Taoist priest is a monk, so it's not the New Year's Eve, or the Great Wall thinks he has a bad mouth, and if it's a New Year's Eve, he won't be kept in the country to affect the festive atmosphere? Send over to the Federal Scourge Warden
As for which is stronger between You Jian and Zac, Ren Suo doesn't mind, anyway, he is not as strong as his... game character.
If he could access the intranet, Ren Suo might be able to learn some inside information about this trip, but the intranet is a physical connection, and only the college's home has a dedicated line.
"I changed it!"
Ren Suo turned his head and saw Luna standing on the bed with a proud face, her feet in white silk knee socks pressed lightly on the mattress, the black apron covered the looming scenery, and the white chiffon corset Being propped up high, the side chest revealed a dazzling white scenery, which made the Supreme Being dumbfounded—only then did Ren Suo realize that this maid outfit was actually backless!
Even the well-informed (online) Ren Suo was stunned for three seconds before looking down at the other clothes bags—this suit doesn't seem like a serious maid outfit! Are the other clothes he bought really serious clothes
Luna was also very satisfied. She turned her fist on the bed, knelt on the bed and stretched her back like a cat, then came to hold Ren Suo and said coquettishly: "Suo Suo, 88 told me a new trick, come here Lie on the bed quickly."
When Luna pulled him onto the bed, Ren Suo suddenly realized something was wrong and frowned.
At this time, the phone turned on, and it was Qiao Muyi's regular contact—before Ren Suo awakened his true nature of pure love and recognized his feelings, Qiao Muyi had already contacted him every night, and sometimes he didn't want to talk specifically about it. What, just ask 'Are you there, what dish Cheng Ling cooks today', then Ren Suo answered the recipe, Qiao Muyi didn't respond anymore.
It feels like a regular check to see if Ren Suo has evaporated from the world.
Mu Gongzi: "Did you spend New Year's Eve with other girls?"
Ren Suo: "No."
Sisters are not counted as other girls.
Mr. Mu: "Xiao Suo is so clingy tonight, just after I took a shower, he walked around beside me asking me to touch him."
Your cat is considered good, at least you just need you, a shit shovel officer, to serve it with your hands. Although my cat doesn’t need me to shovel shit, it uses my body for half an hour every day...
Ren Suo: "By the way, I want to ask you a little question."
Mu Gongzi: "If I'm not wrong, this question must have nothing to do with you."
Qiao Muyi's guess was accurate, Ren Suo's problem had nothing to do with him at all.
Ren Suo: "That's it... If you want to buy women's underwear online... which store do you recommend?"
I bought the maid outfit, but there is still a small problem - Luna used to wear Ren Suo's clothes with thicker fabrics, so Ren Suo never noticed, but now the maid outfit she wears is made of light chiffon , and very close-fitting, some relatively small and relatively large problems are completely highlighted.
This Ren Suo really has no other choice, he can only shop online, and he can't tell his sister: "Sister, let's go to the underwear store!"—My sister probably doesn't mind, but he will definitely be attracted by the shopping guide in a social sense Kill by sight.
But he is really not familiar with this stuff. When you say where to buy game consoles, Ren Suo can list all the black shops on Taobao. He knows a thing or two about new and second-hand 99 new prices, but clothes... After all It was for Luna, and Ren Suo didn't want to treat her badly in this regard.
Mu Gongzi was silent for a long time: "Ask our size to buy clothes in the afternoon, and plan to buy underwear in the evening, so are you going to call me in the early morning to ask me which wedding ring I like... I know you are very clingy after falling in love , is stickier than the little rope in my arms, but this is indeed a bit beyond my expectation... "
Ren Suo scratched his head, thinking whether Qiao Muyi's evaluation was a compliment to himself.
After spending five seconds thinking about it, Ren Suo decided to use the trick of making friends out of nothing to cover up his shopping intention: "Actually, a friend of mine asked me to ask. Of course, I also asked by the way. people prepare a full set of gear…”
Helping others is false, but by the way it is true.
Mr. Mu responded quickly: "Who? In just two or three days, a woman asked you about underwear? Xiao Suo, you are very good, send a picture to see, let me see who wants to join this small group , by the way, send her name, work unit and city for me to refer to for details.”
"Actually, you also know this friend."
"Oh? Don't you even let Lin Xianyu go?" Mu Gongzi's tone was very calm, but Ren Suo kept hearing the message "Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi + 233", "You put her Is the dormitory full?"
"No, it's Zhao Huo." Ren Suo said, "He wanted to prepare some thoughtful gifts for his girlfriends, but he didn't know what to buy, so he came to me for consultation. I would like to recommend him to buy this."
After a while, Mr. Mu replied: "Xiao Suo, although you have mental problems, I will support you."
Ren Suo: "(*^▽^*) Hey, don't think my suggestion is unreliable, but he is Zhao Huo, he might believe it! If you give me some more information, I'll put it bluntly, and he will probably agree Into the pit!"
Mu Gongzi: "That's right, after all, he is your friend... But why are you such a bad friend? I didn't expect you to be such a little Suo."
Then Mr. Mu replied immediately: "Then you remember to tell him that when buying underwear, you must first measure the upper and lower bust, and calculate the difference in circumference and bottom circumference. He is a rank-three monk, so visual inspection should be feasible. Also, depending on the shape of the chest, the size of the purchase is also different. Similarly, this can also be seen visually... I remember that his girlfriends seem to be pretty big, you recommend him to go to Toffee Pie to buy..."
Qiao Muyi gave a lot of information, and finally concluded: "If you want to buy seriously, you need a lot of data to buy comfortable underwear, so for girls, this is very personal... If Zhao Huo really gives his girl If my friends buy the right underwear, then he must be known as a pervert. Like this kind of scumbag, we must quickly let innocent girls discover his shortcomings."
Ren Suo didn't realize it at all: "Okay, I'll tell him now, let him get what he deserves!"
Ren Suo quickly opened Zhao Huo's chat window: "Brother Huo! How are you doing recently?"
Zhao Huo quickly replied, like Ren Suo, he could only play with his mobile phone at night. It's so miserable. There must be no nightlife. His reply also proved this point: "It's not good."
Ren Suo suddenly felt comfortable all over his body, and his self-confidence as a strong man was born spontaneously.
Haha, I knew it was so simple. My side is a combination of poisonous snakes, fierce tigers, greedy wolves, and a kitten. Your side is the standard equipment of the school belle president, childhood sweetheart, and caring school girl. Although my force value is relatively high, your intrigue is even better!
"What are you doing now?"
"Look at the New Year Festival."
Ren Suo thought that there should be no one else beside him: "Did you make the girl angry?"
"Hey? How did you know?" Zhao Huo was surprised: "Didn't you just wake up four or five days ago?"
But I have been following you for several months!
Ren Suo: "It's okay that you're traveling now. If people get angry, they will temporarily hold back. But when they return to China, they will definitely settle accounts with you!"
"Then what should we do?" Zhao Huo seemed a little panicked.
"Send a gift, send a thoughtful gift!" Ren Suo copied and pasted Qiao Muyi's information, and said, "Don't say that friends don't take care of you, sending this is considerate enough both physically and psychologically. Only when you collect enough data with your eyes can you buy the right gift. When someone returns to the country, you will send out the gift you have bought, and you say hello!"
It doesn't matter whether Zhao Huo accepts it or not. Anyway, Ren Suo has shot an arrow and drawn a target. Qiao Muyi will definitely get a satisfactory answer when he asks Zhao Huo in the future.
"Brother Suo, from today onwards, you are my best friend for life! I never thought you would take the initiative to help me!"
Surprised, Zhao Huo actually accepted this suggestion.
Ren Suo couldn't help feeling a little guilty, and said, "Then what happened to you, remember to tell me as soon as possible."
Now Ren Suo is too embarrassed to watch Zhao Huo die, at least he has to close his eyes after watching it.
After solving this small incident, Ren Suo felt that his August 15th suddenly sank.
He turned his head and found that Luna was sitting directly on his butt, holding a tablet to watch the virtual anchor. Although it's a little strange why Luna doesn't sit on a more spacious back, Ren Suo didn't care too much. He put on a "data stream" for himself, directly obtained Luna's body data, went online, and chose according to the size chart given by the store. Fortunately, Place an order, send it to Tianlian College, and it's done.
I don't know if Zhao Huo is really perverted enough to stare at others to make a visual estimate, but Ren Suo doesn't need to be so troublesome anyway.
Continue to play "Traitor of Light and Darkness". The last archive has proved that Ross cannot directly rush to kill Sony, so he can only choose "wait until dinner time to assassinate Sony".
During the period, other people came to Wilkas, but Ross handled it with ease.
Unlike pretending to be Lydia, Ross's disguise this time is the body of 'absorbing Wilkas', thus obtaining the memory of Wilkas, which can perfectly play this identity.
If this game is not a revenge game, but a game with a high degree of freedom such as Sims, then Ren Suo can choose to let Los become Wilkas to live, become a big villain, and walk away the Daedric Empire Routes, helping the Daedra invade the alien plane... definitely interesting too.
It's a pity, the protagonist is going to save the world.