It was almost 11 o'clock before returning home, and Ren Suo handed over the gift to his parents as soon as he came back.
Ren's father immediately took the things to the study, took pictures, unboxed them and sent them to Moments. Ren's mother raised her eyebrows and asked, "You... don't you buy other things when you go shopping? Like chocolate or something?"
Ren Suo said, "I don't like chocolate."
Ren Ma opened her eyes wide and looked at Ren Suo, as if she saw a roast pig running on the ground, and the pig's trotters were still marinated, as if the hooves would split into four and five horses in the next second.
Ren Xingmei, who just came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, said with a smile, "I don't like chocolate either, right, what chocolate should I buy?"
Mama Ren hesitated to speak, then she wanted to speak, and finally obediently returned to the room with the SK-II suit. Ren Suo gave Ren Xingmei the game disk of "May of the Devil" and asked strangely: "Don't you really like chocolate? I thought you liked Ferrero..."
"That's because you gave it to me," Ren Xingmei wiped her long hair with a towel, and said, "You won't give me bad chocolate...help me blow dry my hair."
"Then what do you like to eat?"
"I like broad beans, the mustard kind."
Ren Suo raised his eyebrows. He also likes broad beans, but he likes the taste of crab roe. He really didn't expect his sister to like mustard.
So it's really different for everyone to like this kind of thing.
Back in the bedroom, I saw the black cat watching the video on the tablet. Ren Suo greeted her, then lay on the bed and took out his mobile phone to edit the message, and sent a group message: "Do you have any gifts for Valentine's Day? By the way, this is My wish list, if you want to give me a gift, you can just choose any one.”
Let’s not mention what to do that day, but the gift still has to be prepared in advance. It’s fine if you didn’t have a holiday before, but now you don’t show it if you have a holiday, just like not asking for leave on Qingming Festival, I feel a little bit of a loss.
What Ren Suo hates the most is giving gifts, but now gift giving has inevitably become one of his daily tasks, so he is ready to make a wish list and let the other party look at and place an order.
This wish list includes physical and virtual items, ranging from 30 yuan/month junk cloud membership to tens of thousands of the latest graphics cards, all kinds of price points. Anyway, Ren Suo is sure that he will be happy with whatever he receives, so he decides not to let it go. The other party also suffers from the torture of 'thinking about giving gifts', directly handing over the wish list to the other party.
However, it seems, perhaps, that he is really the only one with a crisp and efficient way of thinking like his.
First of all, Mr. Mu wrote back: "I will not give you a gift, nor will I buy you a gift from that wish list that is not romantic at all."
"If you insist on asking me what I want, then the gift I want is this→"
Mr. Mu sent a picture, and there were two red books named 'Marriage Certificate' on the picture.
Ren Suo: "... we are reasonable, the Civil Affairs Bureau of the whole city must have been fully booked that day."
Mu Gongzi: "Hehe, who am I?"
When Ren Suo thought about it, he realized that he was stupid—Qiao Muyi is the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau, and she doesn't know how to do illegal and criminal things such as robbing the civilian man Jinwu Zangfu, but it is still very simple to join a team in the Civil Affairs Bureau …
Ren Suo: "But I'm afraid that I will trigger the criminal law. Can you see if Xuan Xuan will promulgate a new marriage law to adapt to the changes in monk society..."
Mr. Mu: "Yes, I think about bigamy before I'm married. You really deserve to be Xiao Suo who wants to stay with me for the rest of my life."
Why
Ren Suo felt something was wrong. Although there were cold words on the screen, Qiao Muyi seemed particularly flammable and explosive today.
No, during the two days of routine contact, Qiao Muyi didn't talk very much, and ended the conversation after saying goodnight to Ren Suodao. Ren Suo thought she was tired from practicing, but thinking about it now, she felt like she was holding back her anger.
Now I'm afraid that the third stage of the anger gauge is finally full, and I want to lock myself in the true super-killing mystery.
"You're angry?"
"Why am I angry?"
"Then let's get the certificate."
The other party was silent.
"What certificate?"
"Marriage certificate."
"Two of us?"
"Two of us."
"real?"
"real."
"You didn't lie to me?"
"If I lied to you, I would eat roast duck that I can't finish in three days during Chinese New Year."
After a while, Mr. Mu asked, "What about Cheng Ling and Yue Yan?"
"Yueyan is too young to get it. I will ask Cheng Ling later. If she is willing, I will get another one." Ren Suo replied seriously: "Don't worry, I have a way to solve the problem of bigamy, but I have to wait Only a few days."
Ren Suo has already figured it out. After he clears the level and has the time to summon, he can use "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" to summon the virtual master Irina, let her invade the Xuan Kingdom network, and conceal Ren Suo's crimes. Wouldn't it be great? .
"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi +999."
Mu Gongzi: "Let me tell you, I'm really angry now."
Ren Suo: "I was wrong, can you tell me what you want, so that I can buy it to make amends for you."
Mu Gongzi: "If I really want something, I will buy it myself. Why should you give it to me? Similarly, if you want something, you can just ask me for it. I will buy it for you, but not As a surprise gift for you. Have you ever thought about what gift you can give me yourself?"
Ren Suo: "I thought about it, I drank coffee for an hour and a half in Guangming Square, and I kept thinking about what gift to give."
Mu Gongzi: "Then what is the result of your thinking?"
Ren Suo: "Nothing, I missed you for half an hour."
On the other side, Qiao Muyi, who was lying on the sofa holding the orange cat and playing with her phone, couldn't help but clicked her tongue when she saw this sentence.
"What were you thinking about for another hour..."
After thinking about it, Qiao Muyi decided to delete this boring sentence. But she couldn't get angry, she gritted her teeth and made a grumbling sound, which scared the orange cat Xiao Suo to meow and step on the milk, to please her own excrement shoveler.
"Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi, you have to be ruthless and force him!" Qiao Muyi said viciously, and threw the orange cat in his arms into the air, which made the orange cat bark loudly in fright.
Then Qiao Muyi grabbed the air, and the invisible mana restrained the orange cat floating in the air, and slowly dragged it back to Qiao Muyi's arms, scaring the orange cat to almost lose weight.
Mr. Mu: "You sound nice[○｀Д′○], did you and Cheng Lingdu have already met their parents on the fourth day of junior high school? Have you talked about things like having a baby?"
Ren Suo subconsciously wanted to ask 'how did you know', but after thinking about it, he felt that it was unnecessary to ask, so he replied directly: "Well, it is true, have you been angry about this before?"
Mu Gongzi: "Fortunately you are not in front of me, otherwise I will let you know how angry I am."
Ren Suo scratched his head, feeling that Qiao Muyi was still holding back his anger, and typing online would only give her more time to aim and lock, so he called directly.
The first time I was hung up, the second time I was hung up, and the third time I got connected: "I only give you time for one sentence."
"Are we thinking about having kids after we've traveled the world?"
"..." Qiao Muyi was silent for a moment, then said seriously: "Xiao Suo, do you think I'm so easy to fool?"
"No, you're angry that I've talked with Cheng Ling about having a baby, so why don't I talk to you about having a baby now..."
Qiao Muyi: "I'm angry because you want to have children with other women, why can't you obediently follow me to the Civil Affairs Bureau to sign?"
"Then... to apologize, we will only play around and not have children in the future?"
"No, I like children."
"Then... only one? Do you like girls or boys?"
"No, at least two, preferably dragon and phoenix twins."
Qiao Muyi, who lost her parents since she was a child, actually has a side full of maternal love in her heart unexpectedly. She lacked love since she was a child, and when she grew up, she was corrected by Ren Suo when her three views were a little bit crooked, so she was very eager to raise a few children and let them feel the happiness that she lacked in her childhood.
After discussing the best age difference between the two children, Qiao Muyi hung up the phone with a satisfied face, and then suddenly came to his senses—wait a minute, I was fooled by Xiao Suo! ? I was hit by his mental retardation just now!
Then Ren Suo sent another message at this time: "(づ￣3￣)づ╭?~Good night"
"Tsk..." Qiao Muyi muttered, "This guy can be cute..."
But Qiao Muyi thought for a long time, but still didn't want to break the happy mood at the moment. She put down her mobile phone, picked up the fat orange cat, put it in her arms and stroked it gently, lying on the sofa and said softly, "Let's force him here today, take your time, and force him to the corner of the bed sooner or later..."
The whole body of the orange cat softened, and he let out a long breath, thankful for another day of stable cat life.
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Dong Chengling's reply was still "whatever", while Gu Yueyan said "I want a gift made by you."
But in the same way, they are all lovers of the classical faction like Qiao Muyi, and they are not interested in giving gifts according to Ren Suo's wish list. Instead, they prepare gifts that they think Ren Suo will like. Their emphasis on gifts sets off how materialistic, money-worshipping, realistic, and ugly Ren Suo is.
But Gu Yueyan reminded Ren Suo, that's right, they all want 'sincere gifts', so make it yourself.
What to do then
Ren Suo, without any inspiration, suddenly remembered something, chose to sit down and turn on the Small World game console, and click to enter the long-lost mysterious tavern.
Because the main interface of the small world game console is not often opened these days, and "Traitor of Light and Darkness" does not have puzzled levels, so Ren Suo almost forgot about this place.
But when I opened it today, there was a surprise!
The protagonist of "Late Night Ghost", the cook is drinking in the tavern!
She was sitting on the bar counter, and seemed to be chatting with the tavern owner who was covered in black mist. When Ren Suo entered the tavern, she immediately noticed Ren Suo's arrival, and turned to look at Ren Suo outside the screen: "Long time no see."
"haven't seen you for a long time."
At this time, the tavern owner suddenly took away all the things on the bar, and Ren Suo asked curiously, "What were you talking about just now?"
The tavern owner said coldly, "Is there any question you want to ask today?"
The owner of the tavern wanted to change the subject, but the cook said honestly, "Huh? There's nothing to talk about. The boss gave me some handmade chocolates for me to try. Discuss with me so that we can make chocolates more delicious."
Chocolate... Ren Suo thought for a while and asked, "How can I make chocolate more delicious?"
"My plan is this, first you have to prepare granulated sugar, whipped cream and finely chopped chocolate..."
The cook explained a lot of handmade chocolate production methods in detail, and finally said: "In the end, making chocolate requires practice to make perfect. You need to control your taste and time to make delicious chocolate... Of course, if you follow my instructions If you follow the steps, you will definitely be able to make delicious chocolate.”
Practice makes perfect...
Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, practice makes perfect, how simple it is!
Four hours, is it enough to make five, six, seven or eight clones? Even if the experience cannot be accumulated to the body, as long as...
However, after Ren Suo thought about it, he decided to forget it. It’s better to do it yourself, you can’t rely on your avatar for everything, the chocolate produced in this way has no soul and sincerity.
But it's not right, the work of the avatar is my job, and the sincerity of the avatar is my sincerity...
Although Ren Suo quickly found an excuse for his laziness, he still made up his mind to come by himself this time: after all, he had never made handmade chocolates, so he thought it would be very interesting.
If it's really boring, then let the clone come next year, if he still has next year.
After the chat, the cook left after drinking, and the tavern owner asked again angrily, "What's the matter with you?"
Originally, Ren Suo didn't have anything to ask, but since the tavern owner took the initiative to solicit business, he asked, "Now I've played "Traitor of Light and Darkness" in Luoyan City and killed Sega Dafa, what should I do next?"
Ren Suo really didn't know what to do next. After all, Ross would not return to Heijiang to accept orders now. He wanted to kill someone but didn't know who to kill, and he didn't have any clues about the mission goal.
"10 merit points."
After happily giving the money, the tavern owner said, "Just follow the plot."
Ren Suo almost forgot that the tavern owner likes to talk nonsense the most.
I also know to follow the plot, but there is no plot now!
Ross was hiding in the mansion, and he didn't know how long the news of the death of Boethia's disciples could be concealed. At most, he replaced Sega Dafa and escaped, but he didn't know where he could escape to—that was the stronghold of the descendants of the gods, Luoyan City!
"The protagonist follows the plot and runs away when it is time to escape. You just need to hide for a while, and the protagonist will soon get help from the player and get information about the next mission goal."
"Received a considerable tip, the tavern owner secretly told you: After getting help from the players, Los will soon be able to find the next mission target."
This is probably the most unjust feat I have ever spent.
Ren Suo thought that "Traitor of Light and Darkness" might be a game that didn't require any prompts, so if he forced a question, the Mystery Tavern could only force him to give him a flattering answer.
But if you lose, you lose. Can Ren Suo blow up the screen and ask the tavern owner to pay back the money? He left the mysterious tavern dejectedly, and continued to play "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
At this time, he thought of something, turned his head and said to the black cat: "Luna, I will help you prepare all the virtual anchors, this is your Valentine's Day gift!"
"Seconds~" the black cat replied.
Well, Luna is the easiest to fix.
Entering "Traitor of Light and Darkness", Ren Suo immediately checked the harvest of Ross's killing of Sega Dafa.
"Sega Saturn Armor: Psychic defense value 5/30000, automatically replenishing 5 points of psionic value per second, always in the 'Guardian of Boethia' when wearing it, invisible shadow flames will cover the armor, immune to all fire damage , Eliminate the presence of the wearer, strengthen the latent ability, strengthen the fear effect, and can act silently.”
"Boethia's Bloodline Belt: 7 grooves, for each additional Boyecia series cassette, the wearer's supernatural resistance +5%. It can be equipped with 2 Godline cassettes, which can activate the exclusive Bloodline cassette effect. "
And two "Three-Star Brutal Warriors" cartridges, and the Silent Action cartridge set.
Ren Suo discovered the ultimate equipment setting of this game: the exclusive bloodline belt, with the exclusive bloodline cassette, the special effect of the exclusive bloodline aura can be activated.
However, with the "Three-Star Brutal Warrior" cassette that Ren Suo made himself, he now has three of the same ultimate bloodline cassette.
Continue, continue to synthesize
Ren Suo put the three blood-born cards into the fusion interface and selected fusion.
Can't blend.
But at the same time, the game popped up a special prompt:
"'Better Loot' detects that Ross has obtained extra blood-born cassettes, and triggers the hidden exchange channel—"
"You can now consume a bloodline card, plus 10 points of merit, and directly draw a three-star card (5 to 1)."
The blood-born cassette is the highest level and cannot be further promoted, but Ren Suo can now choose to consume the blood-born cassette to directly obtain a high-level Samsung cassette.
Without further ado, Ren Suo pulled out the "Three-star Blind Fool" by drawing twice in a row!
This cassette that can refresh skills is almost an equipment that Ross cannot give up. Without this refreshing skill, Ross would not be able to become a little sister or a little brother every ten minutes to deceive passers-by as he is now.
Then Ross absorbed Sega's body, covered his face and left the mansion.
Action options: "Shijia built a secret safehouse in Luoyan City", "Go to the indoor tavern on the second ring road and assassinate a certain descendant of God to replace him".
Ren Suo thought for a while, and the tavern owner said, "Just need to hide for a while", so he chose to let Sega go to the tavern. The taverns on the second ring road of Luoyu City are similar to the bars in reality, and they still have exciting music and dance floors.
But there is no way to kill casually here, in addition to the sun and moon in the sky, there is also a surveillance system in the room—the listener of the Night Mother!
The clown hanging upside down on the wall of the tavern means that it is being listened to by the Night Mother!
So Ross randomly found a shadow pimple, approached a god descendant who looked very ugly, and suddenly lifted the camouflage effect, revealing his true colors!
Ross was lucky, the Ugly Goddess actually recognized him: "You..."
Then Ross instantly exploded "Cruel Aura" and "Blind Ferocity", plus the effect of the brutal warrior, causing nearly eight times the crit in an instant, piercing through the defensive shield of the Ugly Goddess with one blow, and maintaining a silent state the whole time, Replace it smoothly!
At this moment, the music in the tavern suddenly stopped, and a solemn announcement sounded:
"Loth the Dragonborn has infiltrated into Luoyan City. All the descendants of the gods, please return to their residences for inspection. Rose the descendants of the dragon is very dangerous and can pretend to be the descendants of the gods. If all the descendants of the gods find something strange about others, please report to the guard immediately!"
"Dragonborn Loth..."
At this moment, a team of god-born guards rushed into the tavern, isolated all the god-born, asked about the situation one by one, and checked whether there was any dragon-born Rose hiding.
When it was Rose's turn, he was taken to a small room by a god-born guard for questioning and investigation.
When he came out, he had already turned into that god-born guard.
Silent Action Cassette combination, you can really do whatever you want.
After the inspection, the god-born guards left the tavern. Suddenly, a god-born stopped them and said, "Hurry up and go to Yisu Dafa's mansion. Sony Dafa suspects that the dragon-born Ross is hiding in Yisu Dafa's mansion, and asks Let's check!"
"Maharaja Mora's Yisu Dafa? Could this be between Dafa..."
"Be careful!"
The captain of the guard immediately shut up and led the god-born guards into the sky.
"If you really follow the plot, the next target will pop up naturally..." Ren Suo muttered, "This information fee is really expensive... Oh, what a loss, I will remember this for at least three days and three nights..."
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"I said it so bluntly, will he still not understand? Forget it, anyway, there will be times when he will cry in the future."
In the mysterious tavern, the tavern owner who was wiping the glass muttered secretly, put down the glass, took out a piece of handmade chocolate he made, and couldn't help sighing.
He took out fine sugar and other materials and tools from the drawer, and prepared to do it again according to the cook's instructions.
Whether it's because of past experiences or not, he finds himself finding fault with everything.
He is a clean freak and requires his surroundings to be spotless all the time;
He is an efficiency maniac and will never procrastinate for a minute;
He is a perfectionist, even making a piece of chocolate requires perfection.
It's a pity that his starting point was very low. After all, the guy didn't make chocolate after a few times in the first year... so much so that he now needs to find a cook to ask how to make chocolate.
Squeak.
Another guest came.
However, when he looked up, his eyes lit up.
"You finally came… "
"Waiting for me for a long time?" The visitor sat on the bar and smiled.
"I have been waiting for you since I was in charge of this tavern." He said, "I need your help on many things."
"For example?"
"For example, this handmade chocolate, his starting point is too low. If he starts from a higher starting point, I don't have to learn so hard..."
"Then you need me to help him improve this skill in the dream? But won't this let him taste the sweetness? And it's so troublesome..."
"Let me in!" He slammed his fists against the bar and said, "I'll help you train him!"
Moonsinger sighed: "I'm afraid you want to avenge yourself, don't you?"
"The matter between me and him, can it be called public revenge? This is called father beating son, grandpa beating grandson!" The boss took Moon Singer's hand: "Let me train him, I can't beat him now, the one in the past Can't he let me bully him?"
Moonsinger thought for a while, but still shook his head: "No, Luna won't allow it, you should give up on it. But I promise you, I will train him to make chocolate in my dream."
"At least, at least you must agree to my request!" The boss bowed heavily: "This is the request of my life! For the sake of our fellowship, please agree to my request."
"...All right." Seeing him so pitiful, Moon Singer couldn't bear it anymore: "As long as it's not too much, I promise you."
"Absolutely not too much!" The boss clenched his fists and said heavily, "You just need to let him wear an apron!"
"So simple?" Moonsinger was taken aback.
"But don't let him wear anything but an apron."