Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 723: Net TM nonsense

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"That's it. Thanks to Daedra's civil strife, Chengling Xingmei and I escaped back."

When the 120-minute-long "The Fall of the Alien Empire" is coming to an end, when Los in the screen successfully banished the Maharaja, he ate a whole plate of boneless sauerkraut fish, a large plate of fried rice with fried eggs, a large bucket of ice cream, and sugar. Ren Suo, who had dishes such as pork tenderloin in vinegar, stir-fried carp with black bean sauce, chicken with garlic and honey, finally burped.

He pointed to the TV screen and drew a conclusion for his adventure.

Both Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu looked at Ren Suo in shock, and even Xiao Jiu couldn't help poking his flat belly, marveling at the same time—Ren Suo actually ate food for almost seven people by himself!

It seems that tomorrow Ren Suo's toilet and sewer will face the most severe challenge since birth.

Because Ren Suo ate too much, the ingredients that Gu Yueyan prepared in the refrigerator were not enough for him to eat alone, let alone Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei, who also had a growling stomach.

Moreover, Ren Suo ate deliciously. Lin Xianyu, who already felt that she was being abused in the college cafeteria these days, couldn't control herself at all, and became a comrade in arms fighting side by side with Ren Suo.

In the end, Dong Chengling used teleportation to go to the city to order a few takeaways, and then used teleportation to get them back, otherwise no one would be full—Tianlian College has not had takeaways until now.

There was also a small episode on the way. When Ren Suo finished licking the plate, looked at the clean dining table, and couldn't help saying "Why don't we order takeaway", four mental fluctuations erupted in the small living room. The coercion keeps agitating!

The anger and coercion of a rank four monk caused the spontaneous defense of three rank four monks!

At that moment, both Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu thought that Big Brother Ren was going to be spanked this time.

You are eating Dong Chengling's rice in the bowl, but you still think about the food outside

Eating from the bowl, looking at the pot, and thinking about the kitchen, this is an even more unforgivable insult than cheating!

However, in fact, in the end, Dong Chengling actually endured this humiliation, even swallowed his anger, and took the initiative to buy takeaway and came back!

So when Ren Suo said that nothing happened to them in the Daedra plane, Lin Xianyu resisted the desire to complain because of his past affection and Dong Chengling's takeaway meal, honestly. Have a meal-

Teacher Dong, who is extremely confident in his cooking skills, is willing to buy takeaway for Ren Suo, which is definitely true love.

Where is nothing happening here

Something big has definitely happened!

If Ren Suo and the others had been away for a longer period of time, such as about ten months, Lin Xianyu felt that Ren Suo would become a full-time baby daddy as soon as he came back, and Xiao Jiu might become the biggest winner.

Except for Lin Xianyu and Xiaojiu, two minors whose focus is entirely elsewhere, and Luna, a black cat who pretends to be dumb after transforming, everyone else is seriously watching " "Record of the Fall of the Foreign Empire", listen to the story of Ren Suo.

Before he came back, Ren Suo had already colluded with Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei to make a confession, and he was responsible for explaining to the outside world.

After all, Ren Suo, who has a third-level researcher title in Nengshui papers, makes up a few random stories, which is his professional skill.

In fact, Ren Suo is not making it up. He said that he used his ability to transform, disguised as a high-level descendant of Daedra (Sony), and took Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei to appreciate the customs of Daedra (Everywhere causing trouble), watching the demise of Emperor Daedra from a distance (15 meters apart), and finally, after some twists and turns (cutting through 70,000 troops and hacking three Dafa to death with his own hands), he managed to escape back to Earth.

And as usual, Ren Suo, Dong Chengling, and Ren Xingmei did not show their faces in Ren Naisser's updated "Record of the Destruction of Foreign Empires", at most Sony showed his face.

Naturally, this video takes the protagonist Rose as the main perspective, and condenses the full eight-day adventure into a 120-minute movie. Rose went back to Daedra and was framed by General Blackthorn, to breaking out of the rift, getting help from the black drop, and assassinating Balgruf bravely broke into Songgard, sneaked into Luoyan City, and finally confronted Daedric Emperor Sidis, successfully killed the careerist, and exiled the sixteenth king.

The tone of the whole video is positive, Ross's anti-war stance is very upright, with Chinese and English subtitles, it will definitely become a blockbuster if it is shown in the cinema.

But unfortunately, it is a video sent by Ren Naiser.

So it’s not a movie, the mighty Daedric Empire really existed, and it almost invaded the earth; the silver time and space river really existed, and the earth plane was also in it; the exiled sixteen kings really existed , Maybe they will come to Earth as a guest.

There will be a lot of saliva papers coming out on the intranet.

However, Ren Suo is not qualified to say this, and he will basically make up Daedra's papers for a living in the next few months.

Thanks to the single perspective in "The Destruction of Foreign Empires", Ren Suo and others didn't even have a single frame, so Ren Suo was very relieved to hide his secrets, anyway, Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei would not expose them he.

After Los exiled the Maharaja, however, the video wasn't over yet.

As soon as the camera turned, the scene changed from the inside of the majestic Platinum Tower to the magnificent Luoyan City.

In the sky, Daedra's elite warriors, the god-descended army covered the sky and the sun, and ten blood-born dafas hung high in the sky, looking down on the world.

On the ground, there stood five old friends familiar to the people on Earth.

Compared with the enemies in the vast sea ahead, the five of them are so small and yet so tall.

No communication, no words, in this foreign country, Ren Han's Chinese words that are incompatible with this place, "Cubs, look at me!" announced that the last minute of the battle had completely started!

Ren Han incarnated as the Celestial Lord and suppressed 70,000 common people;

The Monkey King has dozens of clones, and stick shadows bloom everywhere;

Moonsingers rely on the illusion of the earth to destroy the souls of powerful enemies;

The explorer strengthens the foreign toy card, and summons the monster on the spot with the Huyin card;

However, the one with the most close-ups is actually the seeker!

One person fights the three major methods alone, and the infinite spells teach people how to behave!

Flames, storms, ice, and moonlight seemed to be her keys, and her fingers moved lightly, using spells to play a cruel and gorgeous symphony!

More gorgeous than Ren Han, more beautiful than the Monkey King, more down-to-earth than the Moon Singer, more possible than the Quest!

Whether it is the battle video of the third-rank monk circulating on the Internet, or other videos of Ren Neiser, there is no other character that fits the word "monk" better than the seeker-not relying on blood, not monsters, not gods, not weird, with As a mortal, combine common spells to crush the enemy!

Gu Yue said: "As expected of a seeker, she is so beautiful."

Qiao Muyi nodded: "Indeed, although the seeker seems to be a rank-four monk, the combination and use of this spell is really spiritual, and he can be called a female monk with both beauty and strength."

Bai Ji took a serious look at the seeker who was beating the double-star Dafa violently in the screen, and suddenly turned his head and asked, "Ren Suo, can you become a seeker?"

Ren Suo was taken aback, and shook his head quickly: "Of course not! My transformation also requires conditions, only... only... only people who are very close can transform!" He touched Ren Xingmei's head next to him, strengthened the authenticity of your own words.

Although Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei didn't expose him, they couldn't help laughing at the moment, and echoed two sentences, "Yes, yes, the seeker is really beautiful", "The beauty of the seeker is full of strength, connotation and temperament", Ren Suo's face turned black with shame.

Bai Ji took a deep look at Ren Suo—but you seemed to be me before, huh

"Unexpectedly, the strong man of Asgard also went to another world, wiped out all Daedra's troops, and completely cut off the possibility of Daedra's invasion of the earth." Qiao Muyi exhaled lightly, and glanced at Ren Suo: "They're saving the planet again."

"That's right, and after defeating the Daedra army, they just brushed off their clothes and hid their achievements and fame." Gu Yueyan glanced at Ren Suo: "As expected of being the invisible guardians of human beings."

Although there are no words in the battle screen, there are three lines of data in the lower left corner:

"Killed Daedra elite fighters: 68004/71210"

"God Warriors Killed: 2160/3840"

"Blood Dafa has been killed: 10/10"

The soaring number of kills, the battlefield full of corpses, and the unparalleled battle scenes are more shocking than any narration and words.

So Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan didn't believe Xin Suo's confession at all.

Qiao Muyi saw Ren Suo call Ren Han over with his own eyes, and let Ren Han use it as a loudspeaker to express his love to her.

Gu Yueyan watched Ren Suo take the moon singer Luna away with her own eyes, and now the black cat Luna was still lying on Ren Suo's lap.

They were all sure that the appearance of the Five Friends of Asgard was absolutely inseparable from Ren Suo, and in this short 60-second battle, an obvious question also appeared: why Daedra would gather the army together to accept What about the review of the Five Friends of Asgard

The answer to this question is undoubtedly related to Ren Suo!

After watching the video and listening to Ren Suo's nonsense, the living room fell into silence for a while.

"It's getting late, I should go back to study."

Lin Xianyu broke the silence solemnly, walked to Ren Suo's side suddenly, and rubbed the cat's head violently while the black cat was not paying attention.

After completing the achievement of "Rubbing the Cat's Head of the Moonsinger", Lin Xianyu walked to the door at a light speed and slipped away: "I won't bother you to play. If you are over 12 o'clock, monitor, don't come back and wake me up. I study very hard. If you're tired, just sleep here!"

Mingming watched the black cat turn into Luna, and Luna turned into a black cat, but Lin Xianyu held back the curiosity in his heart, only got addicted to picking up cats, gave up searching for secrets, and left voluntarily instead, Give them the opportunity to have an internal reunion and interrogate Ren Suo.

After all, Lin Xianyu, who is loved by everyone and even taken for granted, is her professional skill in knowing the times and being a hero.

After Lin Xianyu decided to leave voluntarily, the girls immediately turned their attention to Bai Ji.

This may be the first time that Bai Ji has received so many unfriendly gazes from the opposite sex.

But Bai Ji didn't feel depressed, and stood up with a smile on his face: "Then Ren Suo, I'll go back first, if you need anything, just come to me."

So Bai Ji and Lin Xianyu left together.

In the elevator, Lin Xianyu had a slightly strange feeling—although she was almost the female student who had the closest relationship with Bai Ji, and had eaten several times, but it was the first time that there were only two of them in the same room. met once.

After all, most of the time she acts together with the squad leader, and Bai Ji is also used to walking alone. In her impression, when Bai Ji leaves, he will choose to leave alone. It seems that he doesn't like to get together - after all, go with people who have nothing to chat with. Together, the atmosphere will be a little awkward.

For example now.

Lin Xianyu sneaked a sideways glance at Bai Ji, and found that Bai Ji was also looking at her.

Like a sand sculpture finding the same kind, Lin Xianyu said, "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing." Bai Ji blinked and said, "I just found out that you, Xianyu, are quite good-looking."

"Wow, if it weren't for your good looks, I would definitely think you were harassing female students."

Lin Xianyu giggled, and then said in a puzzled way: "However, I thought you, Mr. Bai, are not very good at..."

"Um?"

"You don't really appreciate the beauty of women, do you?" Lin Xianyu asked tentatively.

In fact, compared to other people, Lin Xianyu knows more about Bai Ji.

She knew how many female teachers tried their best to break through the veil of women chasing men, and how many female students were so open that they almost used their bows to beat the bully, but Bai Ji didn't give in at all.

Bai Ji suddenly praised her for being pretty, Lin Xianyu naturally felt that Bai Ji's aesthetic level was not in place, he didn't see that she was a super beautiful girl who was once in a thousand years, and he didn't think that Bai Ji was interested in her.

As for who Bai Ji is interested in, if Lin Xianyu dares to expose it, he might not have free ice cream in the future.

However, Bai Ji suddenly changed from 'women have big pig noses' to now suddenly 'will appreciate the beauty of women', which surprised Lin Xianyu.

"Yeah," Bai Ji didn't mind, and said calmly, "I wasn't very interested in women before, but now... I think it's time for me to change."

Because of him, you fell in love with the opposite sex again

And this kind of operation!

In the end what happened!

Lin Xianyu smiled silly on the surface, but in her heart she was performing complex calculations comparable to partial derivative calculations and Fourier integral transformations. Countless novel and eccentric brain holes burst into her mind—

"By the way, student Xianyu, do you have any women's fashion magazines that you recognize?" Bai Ji asked suddenly.

Lin Xianyu blinked and nodded: "I don't have any, but my classmates read such magazines, I can help to ask."

"Thank you, it was a great help."

"It's just a small thing, but you may not like to read it. After all, the content in it is aimed at women... Don't tell me, Mr. Bai, do you want to do your homework and learn fashion collocations to attract girls?" Lin Xianyu guessed.

But she felt that this was just superfluous, Bai Ji was enough to rely on his face, and it didn't make much sense to get these extra points.

"Almost." Bai Ji smiled, and walked out of the dormitory with Lin Xianyu.

He looked at the night sky outside and murmured in a low voice: "After all, you have to be prepared..."

"Huh? Teacher Bai, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, I just lament the rapid development of magic technology now."

Bai Ji said softly: "Maybe, in the future I can learn Chengling's space spell, Yueyan's moonlight spell, Xianyu's storm spell, or..."

"... Ren Suo's spell."

Lin Xianyu nodded approvingly: "Teacher Dong's space teleportation, and Brother Ren's healing ability are indeed practical spells that can change lives."

"Yeah, it's very practical."