Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 784: The smell of scum

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"Little Xing Xing, Ren Neiser is on the air!"

Ren Xingmei, who was drying her hair, heard the surprise voice of her roommate Huang Xuehui, and said without looking back: "The broadcast will start... Wait, is it still "The Gate of Truth?"

"It's "The Gate of Truth"!"

"Didn't the gatekeeper already fight the world's strongest Taoist priest You Jian and the angel Zack last time?" Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows slightly: "Who is his test target this time?"

"It's a few people I don't know... It seems that they are all from our Xuan Kingdom." Huang Xuehui said: "They all wear masks, a smiling face, an angry face, a happy face, and a sad face... Hey!? This I remember the sad face! It was the mysterious person who once violated the angel Zac, it seemed to be called, called... "

"The Black Coffin Demon King, the gatekeeper mentioned it once." Ren Xingmei put down the hair dryer and couldn't help laughing, "He just hit Angel Zach, you said he violated, that Angel Zach was too miserable... "

Huang Xuehui giggled, lay on the bed and held up the tablet and said, "I'm sorry, sorry, I just read a little sweet article about angels and devils today, and I haven't adjusted it for a while."

Ren Xingmei twitched the corner of her mouth: "Can this also be used as a p?"

"Yes, why not? They fought in the field all night! Before they hit Tokyo, God knows how much love and hatred intertwined with resentment happened." Huang Xuehui said with a look of yearning: "But I don't like angels and devils very much." Tang, the Taoist angel is my favorite, followed by the sweet text between the Ice Prince and your brother... "

Ren Xingmei, who was combing her hair, almost broke her hair with a comb. She was angry and funny at the same time: "Ice Prince and my brother?"

"It's Teacher Bai and your brother!"

Huang Xuehui sat on Ren Xingmei's bed with the tablet in her hands, and said with great interest: "Actually, there are also the ps of Mr. Bai and Mr. Zhao, but I don't like Mr. Zhao's wolf dog attack. Instead, it is Mr. Bai's iceberg handsome boy and your brother's p. This kind of fresh little milk dog, this kind of college teacher and therapist, popular idol and ordinary monk, is comparable to the golden combination of French fries and ketchup. It tastes so sweet that it sticks to your teeth. I have collected several articles!"

Ren Xingmei: "Don't you have a boyfriend?"

"What does this have to do with my boyfriend." Huang Xuehui said as a matter of course: "When my boyfriend hugs me, I also imagine that Teacher Bai is ravaging your brother..."

"It's a good thing you can say this in front of other sisters." Ren Xingmei sighed, and quietly stayed away from this perverted female student who was lusting after her brother.

"Oh, don't talk about me like that, I'll be shy too." Huang Xuehui lay next to Ren Xingmei and said, "This fight is so fierce, these four new transcendents look like Zack and You Jian Be strong!"

"There is one that controls moonlight, one that can teleport, and one that casts dark spells..."

Ren Xingmei glanced at the screen: "Is there a controlled time?"

"I don't know, I can't see it." Huang Xuehui suddenly chuckled: "Hahaha, this pandaren with his own emoji made me laugh so hard."

"This man's panda pajamas are quite cute." Ren Xingmei commented.

"Buy buy buy!"

"And you know it's for sale?"

"Maybe there wasn't one before, but this Ren Naiser advertised once, and there must be a manufacturer to do it."

"That's true..." Ren Xingmei believed in this kind of celebrity effect. In terms of advertising strength, Ren Neisser's video advertising might be the most powerful in the world, with the largest number of viewers in the world, and its influence is enough to crush all other TV stations.

Because most of Ren Naisser's videos are from Xuanguo, overseas Chinese learning institutions have sprung up like bamboo shoots in spring;

The seeker in Ren Naisser’s video once wore a set of Taobao hits, and that set of Taobao hits has become a hit on the Internet, and foreign actresses also love to wear it;

The Ren family in the Eastern Han Dynasty, which has appeared many times, has become a popular IP. Movies, animations, TV dramas, and games are all going hand in hand, and it is expected to break out of Asia and go global. Ren Han has become one of the most famous historical celebrities one.

This "Renneiser economy" has become the most unique economic phenomenon in this era, and it has been studied by many experts. If Ren Naisser is willing to make Qifan videos, it will be enough to increase the stock value of any company.

"Speaking of which, is your brother free this Saturday?" Huang Xuehui asked suddenly.

"What do you want?" Ren Xingmei glanced at her.

"Fang Yuan, the little fairy in the dormitory next door, has some ideas." Huang Xuehui said, "She doesn't know you well, so she asked me to ask you, can you ask your brother out to play... Wait, your brother doesn't have a girlfriend, right?"

Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Yes."

"Who is it?" Huang Xuehui became excited again: "Which teacher? Or a student?"

"You gossip." Ren Xingmei snorted twice and said, "The girlfriend is his childhood sweetheart."

"My childhood sweetheart, that little fairy Fang Yuan seems to have no chance." Huang Xuehui leaned against the wall and looked at the tablet, and said, "But that's right, your brother's conditions are so good, there must be smart girls who took him down early..."

beep beep beep

The washing machine on the balcony made the sound of 'I'm all right', Ren Xingmei got out of bed and said, "Where is my brother, that's all."

"Oh, little Xingxing, you are his sister, of course you don't think so."

Ren Xingmei went to the balcony to dry clothes, and couldn't help laughing when she heard this: "Then tell me, let me know my brother's strengths."

As soon as she walked to the balcony, she saw a person on the balcony out of the corner of her eye!

That person stood in the shadow corner, not being illuminated by the moonlight, and I don't know how long he stood there. Ren Xingmei was startled, and immediately activated time dilation!

During time dilation, time will slow down, and Ren Xingmei's physical fitness will increase significantly, and she can touch reality!

Ren Xingmei blessed Shayi for herself, and directly slammed it with one hand! Although Shayi is a defensive spell, but when it is blessed on the body, it is equivalent to turning the body into a body of steel, which can also be full of lethality!

However, Ren Xingmei's hand was not only blocked, but also pulled violently!

You must know that under this time scale, Ren Xingmei's actions are almost equal to a second reaction, and this unexpected guest can be blocked by the first mover!

Ren Xingmei tried to change her moves, but the opponent was also changing her moves, and their reaction speeds were almost the same!

Ren Xingmei could clearly feel that the traces of time were also engraved on the other party's body. Their time seems to be overlapping, independent of real time, interleaving that no one can know.

Their time is engraved on the bond called time.

Ren Xingmei instantly realized who was coming, lifted the time dilation, and was pulled into her arms by the other party.

At this time, Huang Xuehui's voice continued:

"For example, your brother is an upright person. When treating girls, his eyes will not be evasive. He is comfortable and natural. It is much better than those little virgins who secretly look at girls."

Ren Xingmei hugged Ren Suo tightly, seeing her elder brother showing a shy expression of embarrassment when being praised, she couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, he is very aboveboard."

Then Huang Xuehui said: "For example, your brother is a gentleman, he won't touch a girl during treatment, and he won't touch a girl's body if he can. Everyone speaks highly of him."

Ren Xingmei glanced at Ren Suo's hand wrapped around her waist, and said with a chuckle, "Yeah, he's a gentleman."

Huang Xuehui went on to say: "And your brother seems to be the kind of person who dotes on his girlfriend very much. He has a soft temper, looks easy to bully, and has become more and more handsome recently. So, Xiao Xingxing, you now understand why your brother is very It's suitable to be a milk dog..."

Time travel!

Time travel!

The moment their lips touched, the two unanimously activated the time spell, left reality, and embraced each other in a dark place where no one could see under the time scale of one thousandth of a second that only belonged to them.

This is their romantic way only.

Huang Xuehui was lying on Ren Xingmei's bed, shaking her calf and humming a song, watching the fierce battle between the gatekeeper and the foursome in the live broadcast, and suddenly found that Ren Xingmei had returned.

"Stop drying the clothes?" Huang Xuehui wondered.

"A little tired." Ren Xingmei lay down next to her and watched the live broadcast together: "I'll hang out later."

"You stayed on the balcony for less than thirty seconds just now, are you tired?" Huang Xuehui shook her head: "Little sister, you can't do this."

Ren Xingmei smiled without saying a word, and suddenly asked: "How long was the longest kiss between you and your boyfriend?"

"Four or five minutes." Huang Xuehui glanced at her: "Why are you asking this all of a sudden? My little Xingxing has finally opened up too?"

"300 seconds..." Ren Xingmei wiped her lips lightly and smiled, "It's nothing."

Coincidentally, Lin Xianyu was also lying on the bed watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone.

The lights in the dormitory have been turned off. Gu Yueyan is extremely self-disciplined. She must go to bed after 11:30. Lin Xianyu also wears headphones to watch the live broadcast. No matter how excited she was in the battle, she held back her emotions and didn't cry out.

knock.

There was a sound of the door lock being turned, and Lin Xianyu shuddered, poking his head out to look at the balcony door.

The balcony door was slowly opened from the outside, and a tall figure who was obviously not a girl was cast into a long shadow by the moonlight on the ground of the dormitory.

Thief!

Lin Xianyu suddenly became excited, and the cyclone started to run, ready to jump off the bed to catch the thief.

When the time comes, the reputation of me staying up late to catch thieves will spread, and I will be able to stay up late in an open and aboveboard manner, and the squad leader will have to praise me!

And everyone has a more or less successful record, but I have nothing but lemons, and I can hardly get along. Now finally a newcomer teaching monster appears!

Come on, little thief, use your humble achievements to show off my majesty!

My hands of the storm are already hungry and thirsty!

At this moment, a hand reached into the dormitory!

Under the bright moonlight, Lin Xianyu could clearly see that his hand was holding a box of beautifully packaged snacks!

Yes, it's a white chocolate chip cookie, White Lovers!

this is delicious!

Super delicious!

It was so delicious that Lin Xianyu started to salivate!

Then Lin Xianyu saw a familiar figure walk in, he seemed to have expected that Lin Xianyu was not asleep, and respectfully handed the white lover to Lin Xianyu on the bed.

Lin Xianyu stared at him, shook his head after taking over the white lover, and said in a low voice: "Squad leader, but my good sister!"

Ren Suo clasped his hands together and begged softly, "Please, this is really important to me."

Lin Xianyu looked at him for a while, then hooked his fingers at him, motioning him to come closer.

"I have to pay more," she said in a low voice.

Ren Suo clicked his tongue and said helplessly, "I didn't bring my wallet."

Lin Xianyu gave him a mobile phone QR code for payment.

"Support Alipay and WeChat, thank you."

Ren Suo, who was robbed by road tyrant Lin Xianyu, looked bitter, when the lights in the dormitory suddenly turned on.

"What are you doing?"

Gu Yueyan sat up from the bed and looked at the two of them strangely.

Without waiting for Ren Suo to speak, Lin Xianyu raised his white lover and said loudly: "Squad leader, Brother Ren wants to make a dirty py transaction with me, I want to report him!"

Gu Yueyan didn't pay attention to Ren Suo first, but asked Lin Xianyu curiously: "Why didn't you drive him away?"

Just two hours ago, Lin Xianyu condemned Ren Suo as if he had killed his father and enemy. Why did they seem to resume that kind of foolish relationship after two hours

"Brother Ren knows his mistakes and can correct them, and he brought a box of white lovers to apologize, so I forgive him." Lin Xianyu said calmly.

Ren Suo said with a bitter face: "That's not for apologizing..."

"Is that for nothing? Thank you." Lin Xianyu said decisively, waving his hands: "Now the squad leader is awake, you can continue messing around on your own, don't pay attention to me."

"What nonsense." Gu Yueyan was a little angry, crossed her hands in front of her chest, arched two majestic balls, and looked at Ren Suo with a rigid tone: "Mr. Suo, why are you sneaking here so late? This is the dormitory for female students."

Lin Xianyu smirked, watching Ren Suo go to Gu Yueyan's bed and explain in a low voice, she felt relieved.

Letting the squad leader leave Ren Suo is also a bad idea for Lin Xianyu. She noticed that Ren Suo's relationship had deteriorated, so she couldn't just watch Gu Yueyan continue to jump into the pit, otherwise Gu Yueyan would definitely be unhappy in the future.

Now, the familiar Big Brother Ren has finally returned. When he opened the way with his white lover, even before seeing him, Lin Xianyu had a strong intuition in his heart that the man is back again!

Such a despicable bribery method!

This kind of weak IQ who was cheated of money!

Such a bully straight male character!

And that lazy temperament that can't be concealed no matter how serious it is!

Her kind, resurrected!

The current big brother Ren may not be able to bring happiness to the squad leader.

According to her own example, even if big brother Ren can't give happiness, he can at least give him comfort.

However, Lin Xianyu still faintly felt a strange breath.

Although Ren Suo's relationship is much better than before, it is still faintly deteriorating. It's like stinky tofu, although it's still a little stinky, but at least it's edible. As for whether you like it or not, it depends on your personal taste.

Where did it go wrong...

At this time, Ren Suo opened his hands towards Gu Yueyan and asked, "Do you want to come down?"

Gu Yueyan shook her head: "It's time for me to sleep now, if you have anything to say, just say so, or wait until tomorrow."

Ren Suo asked, "Can I go up then? I'll take off my shoes."

The dormitory is laid out with bed and desk.

Gu Yueyan glanced at Lin Xianyu, who was watching, Lin Xianyu quickly turned his head to look at his phone, but Gu Yueyan still shook his head: "No, I have violated the rules by not letting you be kicked out now, and I can't let you stay in the girls' dormitory. Girls' beds are a serious violation of dormitory management regulations, and they will be punished with a warning."

Ren Suo thought for a while, looked around, moved Lin Xianyu's chair over, and then stepped on the chair to stand up.

"Hello"

"White lover, 100 yuan for snacks."

Lin Xianyu closed his mouth angrily.

Ren Suo waved to Gu Yueyan: "Come closer, I have something to tell you."

Gu Yueyan sat by the bed when he heard the words, Ren Suo put his arms around Gu Yueyan's slender waist, and suddenly realized that he was not a very tall type, even if he stood on a chair, his head could not reach Gu Yueyan's. Neck, if you want to attack Gu Yueyan, unless she bows her head and kisses her...

So Ren Suo thought about it and chose to bury his chest directly.

It's soft, very comfortable, and has a fresh milky scent. I don't know which shower gel it smells like

Gu Yueyan's ears turned red immediately, she glanced at Lin Xianyu, of course Lin Xianyu was pretending to be looking at her phone.

Faced with her lover's coquetry, Gu Yueyan's heart also softened, she hugged Ren Suo's head, gently stroked his hair, and asked gently: "What's wrong?"

"I found my stationery, and I can continue the love test with you." Ren Suo rubbed his head back and forth, and said, "So I'll come over right away and ask you to answer the questions together."

"You will lose points if you do this."

Gu Yueyan pursed her lips tightly, her eyes showing a smile.

She finally understood Lin Xianyu's words. Although the previous Ren Suo seemed to have no problems, and it was in line with her aesthetics: hardworking, elegant, calm, calm...

But compared with the current Ren Suo, the previous Ren Suo lacked the most important thing.

That is unbridled rampant love.

In the middle of the night, trespassing in the girls' dormitory, bribing roommates, and coming over to express love to me.

Gu Yueyan hides a rebellious heart under the rigid appearance. In fact, what she likes the most is Ren Suo's love.

Elegance, diligence, calmness, calmness, these Gu Yueyan can slowly correct Ren Suo in the future, but she cannot teach Ren Suo that this is the quality she yearns for because she does not have it.

Gu Yueyan lowered his head, his black hair covered their faces like a waterfall.

Lin Xianyu watched from the corner of her eye while humming:

"Lemon fruit on the lemon tree~

You and me under the lemon tree~

Dry this cup of lemons~

Life is still the same~"

The roommate talked too much nonsense, and Gu Yueyan was embarrassed: "You go back, we'll talk about things tomorrow."

Feeling refreshed, Ren Suo nodded and said, "Goodbye, see you tomorrow."

When Ren Suo walked to the balcony, Gu Yueyan suddenly remembered something, and asked kindly, "Where are Teacher Dong and Little Xingxing?"

"do not worry."

Ren Suo waved his hand and jumped off the balcony, leaving behind a lingering sound

"I've already looked for them."

Ren Suo ran away.

Gu Yueyan's face also turned dark.

Lin Xianyu wanted to hold back.

Can't bear it.

Can't stand it anymore!

She snorted and laughed loudly: "So, you are the third class monitor!"

Lin Xianyu finally confirmed that what she felt just now must be the scumbag aura on Ren Suo!

But some people can fall asleep, such as Dong Chengling.

Dong Chengling, who went back to sleep after Ren Suo left, was awakened again in his light sleep.

She felt the spatial coordinates of the aura of the luxurious exclusive shackles version vibrate, and she couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, but without any hesitation, she directly cast the space spell in the bedroom!

After Ren Suo teleported over, he was taken aback when he found Dong Chengling's bedroom, then sat on the bed and hugged Dong Chengling naturally: "Where is the light switch?"

Dong Chengling didn't answer, hugged him to sleep on the bed, looked into his eyes and asked, "Suo, what are you doing back again?"

"Come back and find you, Cheng Ling." Ren Suo blinked, and leaned over to find Dong Chengling like a puppy.

Dong Chengling, who has no experience in love, is very useful to Ren Suo's instinctive flattery, but Ren Suo took the initiative to teleport over with space coordinates, and there must be other urgent matters: "Do you have other things?"

"En." Ren Suo kissed the corner of Dong Chengling's mouth, nodded and said, "I have something that I must ask Cheng Ling to solve."

Dong Chengling's heart skipped a beat: "Are you in a hurry?"

"It's urgent, it must be now."

Dong Chengling suddenly felt a little nervous. Although she had been prepared for a long time, it was the first time after all. She was more or less expecting and resisting, and Ren Suo said something like "you are one of my masters" just now. Even if Dong Chengling knew that this was the truth, she would still be upset if she should be upset.

Just when Dong Chengling was in a state of confusion, Ren Suo said sincerely: "Only Cheng Ling can do it, and I can only ask Cheng Ling to do so."

Only you, only you.

All the resistance in his heart quietly disintegrated, and Dong Chengling felt that he couldn't exert any strength in his whole body, so he could only hang limply on Ren Suo. She replied softly and gently, "Okay."

"Thank you!" Ren Suo hugged Dong Chengling tightly, and mua kissed him, "Then teleport me to Mr. Mu!"

"...Huh? Little Joe?"

"Yeah, yeah." Ren Suo nodded and said, "I just remembered that she lives far away from the city. It's late at night and there is no car to go to the city, so I can only go to the city." Relying on you to teleport me there."

At night, all modes of transportation are disabled, and the urban area is far away. Indeed, only Dong Chengling can help. After all, Qiao Muyi also has Dong Chengling's aura coordinates on him.

As for why he went to Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling knew the answer without asking.

Very reasonable, Ren Suo thought beautifully.

After three seconds, Ren Suo found that Dong Chengling didn't respond at all, blinked his eyes, and asked in a flattering tone: "Chengling, are you angry?"

Dong Chengling didn't answer.

"Actually, if you don't want to, you don't have to send me there."

Dong Chengling finally spoke, "Really?"

"Really!" Ren Suo said quickly, "I won't force you to accept me!"

Just when Dong Chengling changed his mind slightly, Ren Suo went on to say:

"If you don't mind, it's also possible to teleport Mr. Mu to Tianlian Academy! I don't care which one!"

At this time, Lin Xianyu, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly shivered.

There seemed to be an evil breath spreading in the air, so strong that Lin Xianyu was a little scared.

Eat a piece of white lover to suppress the shock.