"Next stop, Xianfeng Temple, passengers who get off, please get off at the left door in the direction of travel..."
In the subway car, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo were standing in the corner chatting. In their identities, they are naturally embarrassed to compete with other social animals for seats during the rush hour - they get stronger the more they go to work, the thicker their hair, and the more energetic they are, while ordinary people go to work, which is basically the opposite.
"So, you want us to help you reconcile with your three confidante this time?" Ren Suo asked.
Zhao Huo nodded, "Since we came back from Sapporo, I gave them a set of underwear...then they ignored me."
Ren Suo: "You are so perverted, don't you clearly want them to wear underwear for you when you give them away? Hey."
"It's not you and Qiao Muyi who harmed me!" Speaking of this, Zhao Huo's biceps couldn't help but harden, and he gritted his teeth with hatred: "If you and Qiao Muyi hadn't encouraged me, how could I have sent that A gift?"
"You're wrong. Do you really think it's because you sent three sets of underwear that this happened? Wrong!"
Ren Suo said: "Based on my experience, it's because you expressed love to the three of them at the same time. This obviously scumbag's behavior will naturally arouse their strong disgust. It's the same with anything you give. It's just that other gifts are at most Counting lighters, if you send underwear, you will spray it with a flamethrower—the result will be the same, it will explode.”
Zhao Huo: "Based on your experience...?"
"Don't worry too much about it," Ren Suo waved his hand and hooked Zhao Huo's shoulders, and the two of them crossed shoulders and walked down the subway to change lines: "But it's been so long, why should they calm down?"
"They said they need to calm down. I asked them out in private, but they refused." Zhao Huo sighed: "They said they want to talk together."
Successfully changing the subject, so that Zhao Huo, a fool, no longer entangled in the topic of underwear gifts, Ren Suo deeply felt a sense of superiority in IQ.
"That means they have reached a consensus in private," Ren Suo said, "They want you to force you to make a choice in front of the three of them, choose one and give up two. The winner wins in an open and aboveboard manner, and the loser loses." It's a complete failure."
Zhao Huo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Is that so? It is indeed Brother Suo!"
"Your Brother Suo has experienced many battles and has seen a lot." Ren Suo sighed for a while.
"Then what should I do?" Zhao Huo hurriedly asked for advice.
They changed lines and went to another car. The two of them held the handrail and crowded into a group of office workers to talk loudly: "Since you don't know, why did you plan to invite us?"
Zhao Huo blinked, and looked towards the upper right corner unconsciously: "Just... I hope you can ease the atmosphere a little by being present, so they won't lose their temper..."
"That's it..." Ren Suo nodded and said, "Then what if they ask you how to choose during the banquet?"
Zhao Huo was silent for a moment, then said: "I will answer sincerely, this is a multiple-choice question."
"It seems that you are determined to choose this path of no return," Ren Suo sighed, "Are you confident? Do you think you have the charm to fall in love with three girls at the same time?"
"Of course!" Zhao Huo pointed his thumb at himself very proudly: "You may not believe it, but a female student likes me recently!"
"Wow, amazing!"
"She is very beautiful, likes the second dimension, martial arts, dancing, and staying up late. No matter what standard you use, she is a well-deserved student goddess!"
"Oh, awesome!"
"Although we haven't been together for a long time, I'm tempted, and I can tell that she's also tempted." Zhao Huo sighed: "It's a pity that my heart already belongs."
"I'm not a scumbag, so I can only reluctantly let go of this relationship that has not yet developed into a towering tree."
"Well, pity pity."
"We met too late and too early. If it was later, I would not be tempted as a married man; if it was earlier, I would not give up as a single nobleman."
Zhao Huo sighed: "Meeting the right person at the wrong time and making a helpless choice, this is the so-called regret."
Ren Suo was expressionless: "It turns out that there are really good-looking female students who like you."
"Don't you believe it?" Zhao Huo patted Ren Suo on the shoulder: "But in this world, there are really soul mates who fall in love at first sight. People who haven't seen it think it's magic, but those who have seen it will know that it's fate. .”
"I believe, how could I not trust Brother Huo? Whoever doesn't believe in Brother Huo, I'll blow his dog's head off." Ren Suo skipped the topic and said, "Then how can we help you when we have dinner?"
"You know, the relationship between the three of them...is not very good. If it's just me eating with them, they may not only target me, but even quarrel with each other. In this situation, it is difficult for me to reconcile with them , and it is difficult to ease the relationship between them."
Zhao Huo said: "Your female friends are smart, cute, beautiful, and blind good girls. Their presence can effectively suppress the tense atmosphere at the dinner table, and at least give me a chance to explain."
"Did you just say they were blind?"
"No, I said 'ranger', which means that they are all chivalrous people who are loyal and brave to help."
Ren Suo: "That's it... Your plan is not bad, just act according to your idea, and I will tell them."
"But is there really a topic between them? You know, one of them is the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau, the other is a fourth-turn cultivator, two beautiful female college students, and a small idiot... Can they be as good as your three girlfriends?" Make a good relationship?"
Zhao Huo: "It's definitely possible. My fiancée is the president of the company. My childhood sweetheart runs a self-media studio. My younger sister is a graduate student. They are all good girls who are motivated and hardworking. They should get acquainted with each other soon."
"Yeah, that makes sense, you've considered it very comprehensively." Ren Suo praised him very much: "Don't worry, I will help, try to create a good conversation environment for you, even if you say something wrong, I will help to make up for it .You invite me to dinner, and I will help you resurrect infinitely!"
"Brother Suo!" Zhao Huo said emotionally, "From today onwards, you are my half-brother!"
The two looked at each other with sincerity and trust in their eyes.
However, Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the passing aisle outside the subway window, the smirk on his face could hardly be hidden anymore.
very good.
Sure enough, Zhao Huo was about to fall out with his confidante.
Although it was expected, it was unexpected that it would be so timely.
That's right, for a person like Zhao Huo, the moment he expressed his love, the relationship between them had already entered the countdown.
His fiancée, childhood sweetheart, and school girl had a bad relationship, they hated each other, and they probably didn't want to blow each other's heads. They refused to meet with Zhao Huo in private, and made an appointment to confront Zhao Huo together. In fact, they wanted Zhao Huo's help to blow up each other's heads.
They also knew very well that no matter how extravagant Zhao Huo said in private, it was not as effective as expressing his attitude with practical actions in public, so they simply did not give Zhao Huo a chance to meet in private and break them down one by one.
With Zhao Huo's IQ, do you still want to plot against them? Are you planning to let me and Cheng Ling and the others ease the atmosphere
ridiculous! How can people's subjective initiative be so strong! If we persuade a few words from the side, they will be willing to serve one husband with three daughters
Is the so-called love such a convenient thing
Such a wishful thinking and naive fantasy is really unbearable to break.
Zhao Huo, let me teach you a truth tonight.
There will always be only one fate for a scumbag!
And I will take this opportunity to watch your fate with my girlfriends, let everyone see how much misfortune a scumbag and a confidante with a bad relationship will cause, and reflect that we are the happy relationship in the new era of sustainable development!
And, I can eat you a big meal for free!
Life is really amazing, such a rewarding side quest pops up all of a sudden!
Zhao Huo, as the price for seeing my women's clothing, accept the punishment of fate!
On the other side, Zhao Huo, who was looking down at his phone, also heaved a sigh of relief, pretending that he was looking at the sand sculpture pictures in the group, and naturally released his uncontrollable smile.
very good.
This time Ren Suo and his love partners are here!
I am saved!
This Ren Suo may have thought that he was hiding it well, but I found out one after another this month that not only did he go to Dong Chengling's house for dinner every day, Qiao Muyi also posted intimate photos of him and Qiao Muyi in his circle of friends. At night, someone saw him and Gu Yueyan having a tryst in the school woods!
Ren Suo is so lazy and so good at eating, and Lin Xianyu is the eldest brother and the former eldest brother all day long. The two are so compatible, maybe they also have an affair!
Female teachers, female students, female countermeasure monks, tsk tsk tsk, and these girls are best friends, classmates, and good friends. Is Ren Suo targeting a circle of friends for group strategy
I would have been envious before, but not now.
Moreover, the complicated relationship between Ren Suo and his love interest can just become a strength that I can rely on!
When we are eating later, I will ask them who they like, and turn the topic to love, which will definitely make them say 'the person I like is Ren Suo', 'what a coincidence, so am I', 'ah , are you too' Yunyun.
Then you can lift off Ren Suo's stupid veil and let everyone see his scumbag and stupid face!
When Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling are going to fight, Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu are probably going to fall out.
At this critical moment, I tried my best to protect Xiaofan, Xiaomeng and Xiaoshu. Then they will know that people like Ren Suo are called scumbags, and I, Zhao Huo, am actually a good and responsible man!
Life is really amazing, God let me have three girlfriends, and also gave me a blame man.
Ren Suo, as the price for you to deceive me into giving me underwear, accept the hammer of reality!
"Next stop, Shuisheng Village, passengers who get off, please get off at the left door in the direction of travel..."
When it was time to change lanes again, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo hooked their shoulders and got out of the car. After they left, someone in the subway car suddenly cried out:
"Damn, I've sat for two stops!"
As soon as he opened his mouth like this, the others couldn't help it: "Brother, forget it, I was supposed to get off when they got in the car, and I just sat there until now."
"I didn't expect to meet such a sand sculpture person when I was off work. Unfortunately, the subway is too noisy, and the phone recording can't be recorded."
"Those two idiots may have watched too many anime, so they can brag, and they brag so interestingly."
"Girlfriend is the president, the junior, the monk, and the director of the countermeasures bureau... why don't you say that Moonsinger is also their wife."
"Why do you take the subway if you're so awesome?"