Yuhuiyuan Community, Lihua Street, Longkou District, Baiyun City.
At noon, Bagu was eating melon seeds in the community garden and chatting with the neighbors. Finally, someone couldn't help asking: "Bagu, why don't you go home and cook?"
A gleam flashed in Ba Gu's eyes, but she pretended to be casual and said casually: "Hey, don't mention it, I don't need to cook at home now."
"What's going on?" someone asked.
"You also know that my son and daughter-in-law live not far from us, so I cook for them from time to time. After all, the two of them are more delicate than the other. How can they cook? It's not like ordering takeaway."
Bagu complained: "It's all right now. I help them cook, but they dislike me for not being able to cook well. I have cooked for our family for decades, but I never thought that I would be disliked when I am old. What do you say?" Terrible."
Everyone looked at each other.
No one agrees with Ba Gu.
This group of aunts who have lived in the community for many years have naturally developed a unique wild instinct - if they follow Ba Gu's words, they must fall into the trap of Ba Gu, a predator.
Although the community respects the two of the Ren family now, but those two are purely oppressive, and they will drop ten times with one force. , and relatives from the Tianjing Countermeasures Bureau... The Ren family can be said to have lived a happy life without any regrets. Who dares to compare with their family
But when it comes to ghost tricks during comparisons, Bagu is still respected in this community. Except for the uncrowned king of the Ren family, Bagu has never lost in pretending!
Someone asked cautiously: "Then... what does this have to do with you not cooking?"
"They despise me for cooking, so I won't cook." Bagu snorted.
"Then what do you have for lunch?"
Bagu said casually: "Oh, they hired a nanny to cook. Don't mention it, the cooking is really healthy and delicious, so my husband and I just go to his house to eat ready-made food."
It turns out that today is the babysitter!
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, talking and laughing again. Someone casually asked: "Young people nowadays have tricky tastes, one good meal is bad and another is bad, why should they hire a nanny to cook..."
"You can't say that!" Ba Gu interrupted her abruptly, and said, "My daughter-in-law is pregnant, so of course she needs to eat better and supplement her nutrition!"
The aunts immediately knelt down!
Bagu's serial tricks hit the nail on the head!
Just when they thought it was Sun Sun's nanny and put down their guard, they unleashed their real trump card - Sun Sun!
Bagu said beamingly: "You don't know that pregnancy is different from ours before. From the time of pregnancy, we must pay attention to nutritional balance and prenatal education. And you also know that my son is a monk! Their children may be a You can cultivate immortality at birth, you must be smart and cute... "
Just being pregnant is drying!
Wouldn't she be exposed to the sun after she was born
Just when everyone was secretly complaining about the difficult life in the future, a car slowly drove into the community.
This is also an old community, everyone knows the basics, and a new car suddenly comes in, which will naturally attract the attention of the aunts.
They stopped in front of Building No. 5, the rear door opened, and a beautiful girl they were very familiar with got out of the car with a black cat in her arms.
"It's the Ren family's daughter."
"Come back by car, did you find a rich boyfriend?"
"He is studying at the Transcendent Academy, so the boyfriend he finds must also be a Transcendent, tsk tsk tsk."
While the aunts were talking, two more girls got out of the car.
"Why?"
"What a handsome girl."
"Is this her classmate? She is beautiful, young, and full of fairy spirit. She looks so bright from such a distance. At first glance, she is a good girl whose suitors have lined up from Baiyun to Lianjiang."
"Speaking of which, can you contact Aunt Ren? My nephew is still single now..."
The aunts were chatting here, but Ba Gu was calm and relaxed, and said calmly: "This person, the most important thing is to have a family and a business, and only after a family can a business be established. The most important thing for a family is to have children to inherit the incense. Only Those who have raised children will truly mature... "
"Yeah yeah."
"You know how hard your mother is when you raise a son, and you know how to thank your mother when you raise a daughter."
Bagu said again: "Aunt Ren's children are all monks, and her son must have a monk girlfriend. Now monks, I heard that they are like pandas. The more powerful they are, the harder it is to have children. And now everyone is vying for it. Cultivation, how dare an extraordinary person take the time to have a child?"
"Didn't Aunt Ren scold her son before and didn't give a reason? Maybe her son doesn't plan to have children. I heard that DINK is very popular now, and young people like it. They only plan to live a life of two people and not have a son. gone."
"So it is!"
"Ba Gu, you are right."
"I'm afraid Aunt Ren doesn't have much chance to hold grandchildren."
Everyone agreed with Ba Gu's statement, and Ba Gu raised her chin proudly.
She has also seen through it now, the in-laws' power, the advantages and disadvantages of the daughter-in-law, and the job prospects are all fake!
Her eighth aunt is a person who is out of vulgar tastes, and will not compare with your aunt Ren with these extraneous things!
Comparing to the most important thing in life!
reproduce!
inherited!
The continuation of life!
As soon as she heard that her daughter-in-law was pregnant, Bagu lost all anger.
Aunt Ren, no matter how powerful your family is, do you have any grandchildren
But I have!
The son is married and has a career, and the grandson is about to be born. Ba Gu has no regrets now and is full of expectations for the future.
Aunt Ren, no matter how good you are in other aspects, if your children are unwilling to have children, will you have regrets after all
How can we know that it is not a blessing if it is a blessing in disguise.
Although my family is not as good as yours in any aspect, my son pays attention to the succession of the family, and is not as free and loose as your son!
Therefore, Bagu is no longer jealous of Aunt Ren, she is already in a happy state of mind, she only wants to live her own happy life, why should she be jealous of others
What is there to be jealous of Aunt Ren's external possessions
Just when Bagu was full of ambition, a man holding a little girl got off the car.
"It's time for lunch, Xiaojiu wake up, or your sister Xianyu will eat up later."
Xiaojiu, who was sleepy, rubbed her eyes, looked around and said, "Sister Xianyu didn't come..."
Ren Suo smiled, put Xiao Jiu down, took her little hand and walked into Building 5 with the others.
When they left, the aunts who watched from a distance with straight eyes suddenly exploded.
"Who is that little girl?"
"Is it the daughter of the kid from the Ren family?"
"It must be, look how much that little girl kissed him!"
"It looks at least six or seven years old, right? This, this is hidden so deep!"
"Six or seven years old, but Xiao Ren should still be in high school at that time, right?"
"Hey, don't you know that Lao Ren and Aunt Ren are also puppy lovers? This may be a tradition of their Ren family."
"That little girl is really handsome."
"Wow… "
Everyone chatted and found that Bagu was in a daze and didn't speak. Someone asked, "What's wrong with you, Bagu?"
"I... I'm going home for dinner." Bagu forced a wry smile, then walked away quickly.
lost.
Lost again!
When Bagu saw the little girl from a distance, she was captured instantly!
How could there be such a beautiful, cute and elf child in this world!
It would be great if it was my granddaughter!
But why is it always his family!
Crying, how could they even give birth so quickly? The quality is still so high? All good things belong to his family
For the current plan, unless her son plans to have a second child, Bagu will never have the chance to regain the throne of Yuhuiyuan's life winner in this life!
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Naturally, Ren Suo didn't know that Xiao Jiu had inadvertently made another face for his family.
But even if he knew, he wouldn't care - if he cared what other people think, he wouldn't be a gamer.
However, he is not really able to see through the world of mortals and cut off cause and effect.
Eventually someone can make him compromise, "Okay okay just play for an hour a day".
In the end, some people can make him back down, "I won't play if I don't rely on the top ten at work."
Therefore, Ren Suo is now standing in front of the door of his house very anxiously, with his finger in front of the doorbell, not daring to press it.
Today is Sunday, my parents must be at home. In fact, the younger sister had learned from insinuations the day before that her parents planned to rest at home for a day, instead of drinking tea or going out to play.
What is the first sentence
Do you need to cast spells when you are hit
If you are kicked out, do you want to hug your mother's thigh
Ren Suo hesitated for more than ten seconds, and Qiao Muyi suddenly said, "Wait."
"Do you want to go back!?" Ren Suo asked expectantly.
"No," Qiao Muyi looked at Ren Xingmei: "Now is your turn, we agreed."
Ren Xingmei blushed furiously, but in the end she gritted her teeth, handed the black cat to Gu Yueyan, took Ren Suo's arm, and rang the doorbell!
"Who is it?" Mom's angry voice sounded from inside.
The wooden door opens and the anti-theft door opens.
Ren Suo, who put his hands on his sister's waist and hugged his sister tightly, looked at his mother face to face.
The slight noise from the street, the whirling ceiling fan in the living room, the midday news on the TV, all sound seemed to disappear in an instant.
Ren Suo only heard his own violent heartbeat, and saw his mother's eyes turn from blank to serious, and then a trace of bloody murderous intent flashed across.
Hurry up and say something, before mom picks up the glass bottle and hits him, to ease the atmosphere!
The first time I bring my girlfriend home, I can't be kicked out by my parents!
Ren Suo, let's use your charisma!
In an instant, Ren Suo thought of a way to break the situation—
"Xiao Jiu!"
Mama Ren paused for a moment, then looked down and saw Xiao Jiu coming over, her cold steel face immediately melted into sweet cotton candy, she squatted down showing a kind expression, and hugged Xiao Jiu cautiously.
"Grandma is good!"
"Xiao Jiu, good boy." Ren Ma gently smoothed the wrinkles on Xiao Jiu's clothes, and asked regretfully, "Did Suo Zai wrong you? Did he eat well? Did he play with you?"
Xiao Jiu pursed her mouth and shook her head: "No, big brother won't play with me anymore!"
"Ren—Suo—" Ren Ma's voice was like the roar of a lion from the east of the river!
"Big brother is spending time with his girlfriend these days, so he doesn't have time to spend with Xiao Jiu." Xiao Jiu shook Mama Ren's hand and said, "But sisters are very kind to Xiao Jiu, hehe."
girlfriend? sisters
At this time, Qiao Muyi behind Ren Suo came in first to greet her: "Mom, will we disturb you too much if we come here so suddenly today?"
mom? !
Except for Ren Xingmei, who had witnessed Qiao Muyi's recognition of her mother, the others all raised their eyebrows when they heard this title.
This Qiao Muyi, no wonder he proposed to come to Ren Suo's house, so there is still waiting for them here!
Although they are true, their relationship with Ren Ma is not that close after all, and it will only be counterproductive to rashly close the relationship.
However, after these few days of trials of jealousy, not only Ren Xingmei, but also Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan have already transformed and evolved!
Gu Yueyan also squeezed in, hugged Ren Suo's other arm, and said sweetly, "Hi Auntie, do you remember me? I visited once before the Chinese New Year."
There was no room at the door, so Dong Chengling teleported directly to Ren Ma's side, and handed over the two gift boxes in his hand: "Auntie, please take the liberty to visit, this is a little sympathy from Suo and I."
"Meow~" The black cat jumped onto Ren Suo's head and greeted lazily.
"Don't disturb, don't take the liberty, come in quickly." Mama Ren hurriedly beckoned everyone to come in.
Ren Suo was overjoyed, and was about to say a few soft words: "Mom... woo woo woo—"
At this moment, Ren Ma stretched out her hand and grabbed Ren Suo's face heavily. Ren Suo didn't dare to use spells, and Ren Ma was willing to let go when he was pulled so hard that he screamed in pain. She glanced at the others, and said bitterly: "Today I let you off because of their face, I didn't forgive you for this piece of barbecued pork!"
ァ新ヤ~8~1~中文网.x~8~1zщ.
"Char siu?" Xiao Jiu was a little confused.
Ren Xingmei explained: "'It's better to have a piece of barbecued pork than to give birth to you', your grandma is scolding that big brother is not as good as barbecued pork."
"Why, barbecued pork is so delicious, if big brother turns into barbecued pork, Xiao Jiu can eat it for a long time!"
Xiao Jiu's words instantly amused everyone. At this time, the kitchen door opened, and Dad Ren, who was wearing an apron, poked his head out and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Put more rice, besides Suozi, there are 12345-5 mouths to eat!"
Mama Ren shook her head while she was talking: "Forget it, we don't have so many dishes at home, why don't we go out to eat."
"No need." Dong Chengling twitched his left hand in the air, and took out a vegetable basket: "We bought vegetables while passing the vegetable market, I'll make some vegetables."
"No, no, you sit down, just let my husband do it." Ren Ma refused to let Dong Chengling into the kitchen, took the vegetable basket and said, "Xingmei, Suozai, please treat me well, I and Your dad is going to cook."
"Mom, wait!"
Ren Xingmei plucked up the courage to call out to Ren Ma, and showed her and Ren Suo's fingers tightly holding hands, then turned her head and kissed Ren Suo's cheek lightly, her face was flushed but she looked at Ren Ma expectantly.
Ren Ma's eyes widened when she saw it, and her eyes pierced Ren Suo's chest like a sharp knife. Seeing Ren Suo's cyclone running wildly, he could use the "Liuku Xianjia" at any time.
However, Mother Ren seemed to accept her fate, she turned her head and said, "Let's talk after dinner."
ha~
The two siblings breathed a sigh of relief.
Then Mama walked into the kitchen with a vegetable basket and spoke in a low voice. But here are almost all monks, and Ren Suo has "insight into the world", Ren Ma's voice is still clearly visible when she lowers her voice—
"Husband, do we still have rat poison at home?"
The kitchen door closed, and everyone quietly watched Ren Suo. Gu Yueyan asked a serious question: "Mr. Suo, can your healing spell detoxify?"
"Should... can... right?" Ren Suo didn't have much confidence. After all, as the saying goes, talking about toxicity regardless of dosage is playing hooligans. God knows if his mother will give him a bowl of rat poison fried rice.
Dong Chengling looked around the living room and asked, "Suo, where is your bedroom?"
"That's right, Cheng Ling, you haven't been to my bedroom." Ren Suo scratched his head: "Actually, there is nothing to see..."
Ren Xingmei seemed to remember something, and said, "Brother, after you go into the bedroom, don't think you're a thief."
After a while, everyone sat on Ren Suo's bed, watching the table full of cosmetics, snacks and various brushes. Xiao Jiu and the black cat were playing on the bed.
Ren Xingmei said: "Mom thought you would never dare to come back to live in this life, so she just used your room."
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth: "Then I'm homeless now?"
Gu Yueyan looked at the messy snack crumbs and snack bags on the table, and couldn't help laughing: "Auntie, this table... looks a bit like a fish."
"My mother is very gluttonous. She likes to eat something when she is watching TV dramas, and she won't let me eat if I want." Ren Suo said with a snort.
Dong Chengling picked up the painting book and looked at it: "Is this my aunt's painting?"
"Mom is very good at drawing, and she used to draw fairy tale picture books to help us enlighten education." Ren Xingmei said: "In fact, she still wants to train me to be an art student, but I am really not interested."
Qiao Muyi opened the drawer and took out a piece of paper: "Is this also Auntie's?"
"What is my mother messing with me again?" Ren Suo and the others looked over and found that it was a "Pre-pregnancy Checklist and Precautions".
A second later, Qiao Muyi put the list back in the drawer, turned to look at the cosmetics: "Mom uses the same brand as mine."
Dong Chengling continued to read the picture book, "The stories drawn by my aunt are very interesting."
Gu Yueyan yelled twice and didn't know how to change the subject, so she had to grab a passing black cat and pretend to be petting it.
"Wait, I can't pretend I didn't see anything!" Ren Suo's mentality burst instantly.
"Xiao Suo, don't get me wrong, this may be a leaflet that can be seen everywhere." Qiao Muyi's self-deceiving comfort was full of gloating.
Dong Chengling gave a very reasonable guess: "It is also possible that Suo and Xingmei will have a younger brother and sister soon."
Ren Xingmei couldn't help but nodded: "Brother, after all, you and I are like this, it seems normal for parents to practice another number..."
Ren Suo blinked, unable to accept it for a while.
No way, mom and dad are really obsolete because of the big and small numbers, so they have to practice a new number!
"Actually, there is another possibility."
Everyone looked at Gu Yueyan, Gu Yueyan's cheeks were flushed, her face was so red that it was about to drip water. She lightly touched Ren Suo, thought about it, and whispered: "Maybe, this is a message from uncle and aunt to you..."
Everyone was slightly taken aback, and then looked at Ren Suo in unison.
Ren Suo blinked his eyes, feeling surprised, happy and afraid of death.
Could it be that my test is about to enter the second stage!