Fortunately, Ren's house is a large rectangular wooden dining table, which is more than enough to accommodate so many people for dinner.
In Ren's house, the biggest piece of furniture is almost the dining table. Ren's mother has a wonderful obsession with the comfort of eating. People can't crowd people, dishes can't crowd dishes, and the table should be covered with a tablecloth... Don't mention the taste of the food, but at least every time you eat The table setting is very beautiful, which makes people feel pleasing to the eye.
According to Ren's mother, food, clothing, housing and transportation are the most important, necessary and daily things in life. Instead of spending extravagantly, it is better to achieve the best daily experience within the scope of ability, and life will be much more comfortable.
Obviously, Ren Ma's precepts and deeds to Ren Suo have been very successful.
"Brother, ah~"
Ren Suo opened his mouth to accept his sister's food, and before he finished chewing, Gu Yueyan stretched out his chopsticks: "Mr. Suo, come~"
Yueyan, the piece you are holding is a chicken wing!
But Ren Suo had a good mouth, and the chicken wings could be stuffy in one bite, crackling the bones of the chicken, and quickly took two mouthfuls of rice to swallow.
"Small~so~"
Qiao Muyi smiled and picked up a nine-section prawn dipped in soy sauce. Ren Suo, who has experience, first opened the shell with his teeth, then rolled out the prawn meat inside with his sensitive tongue, and spit out the prawn shell gently. very perfect.
"So."
Not to be outdone, Dong Chengling picked up a piece of braised lion's head that was bigger than his mouth, and this amount of lion's head can basically make an adult eat two bowls of rice.
Ren Suo glanced at Dong Chengling hesitantly, and wanted to reach out his chopsticks to put the lion's head into his bowl.
Dong Chengling suddenly realized something, and clamped his chopsticks hard!
The lion's head splits in two instantly!
Neat cuts!
Juice burst!
Ren Suo's heart also shook!
At this time, Dong Chengling came over again, and Ren Suo obediently ate half of the lion's head in one bite.
Xiao Jiu was busy feeding the cat, and her hands were not long enough, so she could only watch her brothers and sisters play enviously.
Ren's mother next to her couldn't afford to eat, and the noon soap operas on the TV couldn't attract her attention. She watched everyone feeding Ren Suo bite by bite. Ren Suo had never picked up any food from the beginning to the end.
She looked at Father Ren who was opposite her. The latter was eating and picking up vegetables as usual, but he was not attracted by the spectacle next to him.
Mother Ren wondered if she was married to a robot.
How can you resist watching it
I have so many words in my heart that I want to vent and explode, why are you so calm
Normal people should take out their mobile phones to shoot videos, vibrate and post them on Moments and Weibo!
"husband!"
With a loud shout, Ren Ma interrupted Ren Suo's torture of gluttony.
Father Ren glanced at her, and snorted lightly: "Huh?"
"Honey, open your mouth." Ren Ma picked up a vegetable and sent it over, her voice fluctuated up and down, tactfully, she was completely imitating the tone of the four of Dong Chengling just now!
puff.
Both Ren Suo and his younger sister covered their mouths instantly to block the food that spewed out from their laughter. They have lived with their parents for more than ten years and have never seen a gentle mother. How can they stop this sudden epic spectacle? This is simply a mental blow!
The others blushed slightly and were a little embarrassed. Dong Chengling was the calmest and could still eat normally; Qiao Muyi had turned his head away and was suppressing a smile, his shoulders were trembling; All a little teary.
However, the most natural and calm person in the audience was the person involved, Dad Ren.
He ate the vegetable as if nothing had happened, and even gently licked Ren Ma's chopsticks, then picked up a piece of chicken wing, first bit open a chicken bone, and then gave it to Ren Ma, and said very naturally: "Darling, open your mouth, ah~"
puff!
Ren Suo almost put his whole hand in his mouth to bite, in order to resist the turbulent smile; the younger sister was completely helpless, she hugged Ren Suo's hand and buried her head in Ren Suo's arms, giggling; Dong Cheng Ling was still calm, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching; Qiao Muyi covered his mouth and let out a chime-like laugh, while Gu Yueyan, who was drinking water, couldn't help it at all, turned his head and sprayed water on Ren Suo's face.
Ren Ma said triumphantly while eating the chicken wings: "You know it's wrong? You still want to show our love? We got tired of your tricks more than 20 years ago, okay? Your dad still likes to fart Well, a Darling and a Henny's."
Gu Yueyan quickly wiped Ren Suo's face with a tissue, and said embarrassedly, "Yes, I'm sorry..."
"You don't need to say sorry, and you don't need to say sorry, he is the one who is sorry for you, and also for me." Ren Ma said with a snort, "Eat honestly!"
"yes"
While they were talking, Father Ren peeled a shrimp, dipped it in soy sauce and handed it to Mother Ren: "Darling, come."
"It's fine, it's fine, the two old guys don't play this kind of trick, it's so ugly." Ren Ma hesitated before eating the shrimp.
Father Ren smiled and said, "It's okay, cute people are just as cute when they get old."
One. turn. attack. momentum.
Ren Suo and others, who had been exposed to a wave of dog food, were turned out to export dog food by Ren's parents. It was so sweet that they lost their teeth. Everyone couldn't take their eyes off the two of them at all, and almost everyone's eyes lit up.
After eating, Ren Xingmei pulled Ren Suo to sit on the sofa, next to Ren Suo's arm, wondering what she was thinking. Gu Yueyan was the same, sitting next to Ren Suo, playing with Ren Suo's palm non-stop.
There was no place next to Ren Suo, so Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi had to sit on the other side. Dong Chengling was still calm, but Qiao Muyi subconsciously took Dong Chengling's hand and clasped his fingers tightly.
Dong Chengling looked at Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi blinked, deliberately scratched Dong Chengling's palm, and smiled mischievously. But Dong Chengling didn't mind at all, reached out and touched Qiao Muyi's head lightly, and said softly, "It's ok."
Qiao Muyi was slightly taken aback, muttering something that no one could understand and turned her head away. However, after a while, she slid onto Dong Chengling along the sofa, leaned against Dong Chengling in a comfortable position, and gently rubbed Dong Chengling's little hand.
Their visit to Ren's house this time was naturally not a temporary proposal, but premeditated.
First of all, showing affection in front of rivals, or showing affection in public, is difficult to shake other people's psychological defenses. Therefore, coming to Ren's house and declaring his sovereignty over Ren Suo in front of Ren's parents can further stimulate other people.
Secondly, regardless of the success or failure of the "jealousy test", coming to Ren's house to meet the parents and getting the blessings of Ren Suo's parents is one of the life achievements that they must achieve as partners.
In the end, they also hope that parents and mothers can intervene effectively after seeing their son's absurdity, and add a new variable to this messy polygamy. Everyone believes that they can use this variable to further increase their chances of winning.
However, almost none of their planned goals succeeded.
On the contrary, they themselves were perfectly killed by Ren Dad and Ren Mom.
If ordinary people show affection, they will not feel any emotion at all. However, the couple who have been married and had children for more than 20 years can still interweave love comparable to theirs at will, dedicated, unchanging, life and death Qi Kuo, white head inseparable...
Time did not leave traces on their love, but their love won the witness of time.
They were both moved and uncomfortable. I am moved because I am my father and mother, and I am uncomfortable because of myself.
No matter how many reasons they have to convince themselves, they still want to reap a perfect... love that will become more radiant through time, purer through suffering, and belong to themselves forever and ever.
Who are they? The invincible deputy director of the countermeasure bureau at the same level, the space monk who is close to the sky, the apostle of the moon god with great potential and profound background, the little rich woman who controls time...
However, as ordinary people, they will never get the treasures possessed by their parents.
Such a simple wish of being a couple for a lifetime cannot be fulfilled.
No matter how rich or powerful you are.
The devil burns the resentment of all beings, but cannot burn people's love.
The movement of space is all in one thought, but it cannot imprison people's emotions.
The moonlight prospers across the night sky and illuminates everything, but it cannot occupy people's hearts.
Time engraves everything and erases everything, but it cannot erase people's thoughts.
There are 80,000 words in the world, but the word love hurts the most.
Ren's father and mother returned to the living room and couldn't help smiling when they saw the salted fish on the sofa with entangled emotions.
Mother Ren looked at Father Ren and shook her head: "You... on purpose?"
"Basic operation, sit down." Dad Ren adjusted his glasses: "After so many years of stomachache works, I didn't watch them in vain."
This is the modern age of equality and emancipation of the mind, not the ancient times when women were low, and it is not a different world where the weak prey on the strong.
Greed is the nature of human beings, and possessiveness is the essence of love. Willing to give without asking for anything in return is just a kind of self-satisfaction that is close to licking a dog, and the stupid touch of living in one's own fantasy.
Having taught high school for so many years and met so many student couples, Dad Ren is very familiar with the emotional changes of young couples, and has seen polyamorous love many times.
Unless Ren Suo really used some kind of brainwashing to distort their feelings, who would be willing to share their lover? Unless they all have some kind of hobby, how can it be such a coincidence!
Sure enough, after a little stimulation, they fell into entanglement and thinking. As long as they return to their senses, they will naturally reduce the proportion of love, and then they will make the right choice.
Son, the wrong way can only lead to wrong results.
Pure love is the truth in the world, polyamorous love has no future.
That being the case, it is better for you to help you cut off the root of right and wrong!
"Son, come with me." Ren Dad greeted Ren Suo, and gave Ren Mom a look and gave you.
Mother Ren responded with a firm look and handed it to me!
My wife should be a reasonable and good person, so Dad Ren took Ren Suo away with confidence.
After Ren Suo left, everyone came to their senses, Dong Chengling hugged Xiaojiu who was running around, and the black cat also jumped into Ren Xingmei's arms. Everyone looked at Ren Ma, and no one said anything for a while, as if vaguely anticipating what would happen next.
Mother Ren sat on the side, sighed softly, and said with a smile: "Actually, I have always wanted to ask, what do you like about my son... But I think this question seems a bit boring, because there is no reason to love someone, but falling in love After that, everything about him is justified."
"Did you feel wronged when you saw me and my husband loving each other just now? Did you think that you really love him, but you have to share it with others, and even the show of affection is vying for you to be in front of me and behind me?" queue?"
Everyone's face darkened, even Dong Chengling was no exception.
"I don't know how you guys endured it. Anyway, when my husband and I were in a relationship, I occasionally saw him talking to other girls. As long as that girl was as good-looking as me, I felt very sad and wronged. I wanted to fight him. Let it out." Ren Ma laughed and said, "I'm actually a little surprised that my son came back with healthy limbs."
"Is it because you don't really love him that much that you can bear it? Are you only with him for other interests?" Ren Ma guessed.
"no!"
The four of them retorted loudly in unison, then Qiao Muyi led Dong Chengling to stand up, looked at Ren Ma angrily, bit his lower lip and retorted: "I... we all have our own experiences with Xiao Suo, so we are so determined to like Xiao Suo He, although our love has not gone through years like yours, but it is not something you can insult!"
Everyone looked at Qiao Muyi in amazement.
It's normal for Qiao Muyi to refute, but this time she refuted for everyone.
An inexplicable feeling is connected between them.
"If I offended, then I'm sorry." Ren Ma apologized with a smile, and then asked aggressively: "Then even if you like him now, what about in the future? Will you always like him? Ordinary Husband and wife still have a seven-year itch, how long can you last?"
This question cannot be answered at all.
No one can be sure of the future.
"mom."
Ren Xingmei looked at her mother, took a deep breath, made a horn gesture with both hands, and shouted loudly: "I like my brother!"
"I will always love my brother!"
Ren Ma trembled, and said with a bitter face: "Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, the neighbors will hear you."
"Mom!" Ren Xingmei said heavily, "This is what I like."
"I can't be sure whether I will always like him in the future, no matter how confident I am, I can't be sure. After all, maybe I will die in the future, he will die in the future, or Star Wars will suddenly break out."
"When I say this, it doesn't mean that I can foresee the future. It's just that my liking for him now can make me ignore the shackles of worldly concepts, ignore what others think of me, and even risk my mother that you may cut me off." The risk of the relationship must also be proved at this moment that I will always like my brother."
Staring at her daughter, Ren Ma gave a wry smile: "I really lost to you, it's okay, I'll trust you, don't be so loud, I don't know how to explain it to my neighbors..."
She paused, then asked again: "Even if you can be sure that your liking is true, you can guarantee that you will always like him, but you also know... your relationship is flawed."
"You will always have a third party... You are better, and there is even a fourth party, a fifth party, and a sixth party."
"Ordinary couples still have resentment, you... I don't even doubt that your dissatisfaction will accumulate to a breaking point sooner or later. You are like a series of bombs. Once detonated, everyone will be smashed to pieces."
Mother Ren said: "I'm not only doing it for you, but also for my son's good. I know you are all very powerful superhuman beings. Although my son is also very powerful, he has never been wary of his relatives and friends. I lied to him." He is so easy...Anyway, if you have evil intentions towards him, I'm afraid he will die."
"It's not just you, you are all good girls, and it's impossible for your parents and relatives to allow you to be so ridiculous. What if your relatives trouble my son?"
"The gravity of reality is also very heavy." Ren Ma said softly: "As a mother, I only hope that my son can get married and have children and start a family in peace."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
Mama Ren, this question is too sharp.
As Ren Ma said, when they saw other people interacting closely with Ren Suo these days, they would naturally feel a lot of dissatisfaction in their hearts.
Even Gu Yueyan, who had the best relationship with Luna, felt jealous and angry uncontrollably when she saw Luna making out with Ren Suo.
This kind of dissatisfaction is not only for Ren Suo, but also for others.
But fortunately, they can also monopolize Ren Suo for a limited time, and they can use Ren Suo to vent their dissatisfaction as much as they want, so their mentality is quite normal. Ren Suo is being played like a doll these days, and a large part of it is their emotional needs.
However, you can vent your dissatisfaction now, but what about later
Ren Suo will deepen his relationship with them sooner or later.
Sooner or later, do more of what you love to do.
Can they really stand it? Can you vent all your dissatisfaction in time? Can you really guarantee that you won't blow up Ren Suo on impulse
"I will work hard."
Gu Yueyan pursed her lips tightly, with tears in her eyes, but her tone was firm: "I will work hard."
"I will convince my brother and my dad that it doesn't matter if they don't agree, and it will not be them who will spend the rest of my life with me in the future. I will be able to hold an important job soon after graduation, and I will be able to be financially independent and support each other with Mr. Suo."
"As for the dissatisfaction with other people," Gu Yueyan took a deep breath and said seriously, "I will try my best to eliminate it!"
As he spoke, Gu Yueyan suddenly hugged Ren Xingmei who was next to him. Ren Xingmei was stunned for a moment, then looked down at Gu Yueyan's beautiful breasts, resisted the urge to bury her breasts, and hugged Gu Yueyan's slender waist very politely .
Ren Ma was obviously shocked: "You are..."
"I will become better friends with them." Gu Yueyan let go of Ren Xingmei and said: "Although I don't know if it will be useful, but... I will try my best to adapt to them, treat them as family members, and try my best to make up for the relationship Defects!"
"It's just friends..." Ren Ma let out a sigh of relief.
Qiao Muyi blinked her eyes, shook her hands with Dong Chengling's interlocking fingers, "Mom, we are good friends, we won't fight!"
Dong Chengling couldn't help showing a smile, and nodded to Ren Ma: "I mean the same as them."
Ren Ma sighed: "But is it worth it for you to wrong yourself like this?"
Dong Chengling said calmly: "If you follow the universal values, of course it's not worth it."
"But sister, I am willing."
puff.
The others almost burst out laughing, Dong Chengling suddenly calling himself 'sister' is already good enough, and even calling herself 'sister' in front of Ren Ma, who is more than 20 years older than her, this kind of wonderful scene, I am afraid it will become Unforgettable famous scenes in their lives.
Ren Ma couldn't help laughing, she glanced at the others: "You mean that too?"
Everyone nods.
Xiao Jiu hugged the black cat and shouted: "Xiao Jiu is willing too! Luna is also willing!"
"Meow~"
Ren Ma shrugged, stood up and said, "Then you go."
Everyone looked at each other, Ren Xingmei asked a little wronged: "It's all like this, mom, do you still oppose us?"
"No, what I mean is, take Suozai back. We don't have a place for you to live here. Suozai's bed can't fit you all, and the sound insulation in this room is not that good."
Gu Yueyan blushed slightly, and asked, "Then...Auntie, are you supporting us?"
"Support? Of course I support it." Ren Ma said with a smile: "Your feelings for my son are true, and you can guarantee that you will always like my son in the future, and even get along well with each other... Is there any reason for my objection? ?”
"I now have four more... three good daughter-in-laws and daughters, I'm too happy to be happy!"
Qiao Muyi asked: "Then why did you keep questioning us just now? We thought..."
Mother Ren: "I'm just helping you analyze the difficulties you will encounter in the future. Since you all have the confidence and methods to solve the problems, and you don't mind being my daughter-in-law together, why should I be a villain to hinder you? It’s not about being stubborn, the world is big, Suozi’s happiness is the most important thing.”
"Go, take Ren Suo home. By the way, if you need my help to discuss with your relatives, don't be polite. I will stand on your side with a clear banner. Based on my thirty years of experience in the street office , will definitely try my best to deal with you!"
Seeing their faces crying with joy, Ren Ma showed a friendly expression and gently chatted with them.
Husband, don't blame me, blame the world.
Over the past month, the more I think about it, the more I understand that one daughter-in-law has a limit, but the possibilities of multiple daughters-in-law are infinite!
If I insist on sticking to the pedantic truth, I am afraid that I will lose my daughter, let alone my grandchildren.
so…
Husband, I am not a good person!