"Menqian Qing Zimo, Hun Yaojiu, Hun Yise, Xiao San Yuan, San An Ke, all explained!"
Beside the stone table in the dilapidated bamboo forest, following the announcement of Cha Xian'er's death announcement, the three pandas opened their eyes and slapped the stone table hard: "It's really hard..."
"I'm all in one color!"
"My national warrior is unparalleled!"
"My four-dark solo rider woo woo woo!"
boom! boom! boom!
I don't know how to make this stone table. The ground was cracked by the pandas, but the stone table was not damaged at all. Cha Xian'er even wondered if this stone table was an extraordinary item, and whether it could be used as a shield when it was removed. .
Although facing the three pandas with big arms and round waists and fierce faces, Cha Xian'er is not afraid at all, except because she is a rank four monk herself, even if her combat power is relatively short in the Great Wall, she is not afraid of mere mere Several panda monsters.
Moreover, although the pandas have foul mouths and vicious mouths, their bodies are very honest. Even if they are repeatedly cut off by the tea fairy and blown up in anger, they dare not touch the tea fairy. To vent their anger, they use this unbreakable table to vent their anger.
"According to the agreement at the beginning, I will win 18 games in a row, and you are not allowed to fight anymore, um." Cha Xianer was refreshed, and she was not a man in front of her, so she stood up and rubbed her buttocks for several hours. Ass is sitting hard.
"How can you play spiritual mahjong!"
"You are also a mahjong envoy!?"
The pandas scratched their heads and couldn't figure out how Cha Xian'er won. Obviously, they can listen to cards within 5 rounds as soon as they get started. It's either Dasi Xi, one color green and one color, or Guoshi Wushuang. After the 10th round, they are the ones who light up the cannon tea fairy.
Although sometimes Chaxian'er's cards are not strong, the problem is that Chaxian'er has never lost!
They can't even touch themselves!
Sometimes even just thinking about changing cards, after changing, I get a card that can be played!
They are so angry that their eyes are black!
Faced with the pandas' questions, Cha Xian'er smiled and said nothing, and looked at the sky and felt that it was almost dawn. She was suddenly taken by Mr. Chuan to Dujiangyan by plane from Tianjing. She thought she was going to solve some serious mysterious phenomenon, but she didn't expect to come to play mahjong with the panda. She would have to go to Mr. Chuan to complain...
"If you don't fight, you won't fight, but you have to continue playing mahjong with us!" Panda 'An'an' widened her eyes and said in a low voice, "Compared to that monster Yuanyuan, I still mean to you!"
"I'd rather be won by you than be won by that monster!"
"That bastard really can't even let go of a dick!"
Panda Yuanyuan rolled her eyes very clearly, she took out a row of stainless steel from nowhere, and ate them one by one as if they were spicy sticks.
Cha Xianer shook her head: "No, I'm going back to sleep, don't you need to sleep?"
The pandas looked at each other, then laughed, and pointed to their dark circles: "Are we like weak people who need to sleep? Hmph, human beings really are..."
"No matter what you say, I won't fight anyway. Bye bye." Not only did Cha Xian'er not fight, she even didn't plan to come again. Seeing these pandas who were just like the Northeast brother except for wearing big gold chains, Cha Xianer Xian'er felt that her perception of creatures like pandas plummeted.
I slipped away and went back to find Mr. Chuan to settle the score.
"No! You want to play mahjong with us!" Panda Jiji suddenly stood up and said loudly.
Cha Xianer narrowed her eyes, she still used the telekinesis spell, and asked calmly: "Then what if I just refuse to fight, huh?"
"If you dare to refuse..." Panda Beibei stood up slowly, her majestic momentum soaring into the sky, a bleak night forest wind blew past, and the silent bamboo forest was pregnant with the murderous intent that was about to come.
The pandas were on all fours, their fluffy bodies were stronger, and they stared at Cha Xian'er with their black eyes, unreservedly releasing the coercion of the powerful carnivore at the top of the food chain.
Panda pandas, they are bears, not cats!
Sure enough, do we still have to rely on fists in the end
Mountain River Measuring Ruler Tea Fairy has no fear at all, the four-turn cyclone is running crazily, Liuku Xianjia v2.71, and Phantom Demon Body Art v1.35 are ready to go.
Even if she is not the main battle monk, Cha Xian'er is not afraid of these pandas who faintly have rank 4 cultivation. Her spells are the most advanced high-tech spells that are constantly improved and updated by Ren Zuo. The advantage of this software alone is enough Let her defeat these natural-born monsters!
mere humans,
What a shame.
within three steps,
Take your life!
Looking at the vigilant Tea Fairy, the pandas gave a disdainful smile, and then rushed like thunder.
Roll over.
"Play with us, play with us!"
"Meow meow meow!"
"It's agreed that humans will play with us every day! Wuwu, you are not allowed to go!"
Three cute, thick and fluffy pandas rolled around at Cha Xianer's feet, and even meowed, and timidly stretched out their meat balls to touch Cha Xianer's hand, and Cha Xianer was defeated immediately.
Not to mention girls, even pangolins can't stand it!
No wonder Mr. Chuan runs so fast. Thinking about it, Mr. Chuan is not a human being, and he doesn't have a national treasure image bonus for pandas, but with the strength of three thousand miles of mountains and rivers, how easy is it to discipline this group of pandas
I'm afraid that this group of pandas are so cute that they can't be beaten or scolded. Is there any other choice besides submitting
The pandas hugged Chaxian'er's leg together, and said delicately: "I made an appointment with you at the Great Wall. Every month, Lingxiu will play with us for a few days! That ant-eating one is not interesting, we want Play with you, play with you! A promise!"
Cha Xianer was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What agreement?"
"We have to have Lingxiu play with us for thirty days every month!"
Cha Xianer turned and left, and the pandas hurriedly hugged her long legs: "Twenty-five days! Twenty days can't be less! You can play mahjong for fifteen days! Oh, can ten days work! Seven days, We lost blood in seven days... Actually, it was three days! Only three days, oh, oh, I didn't lie to you!"
Thirty days turned into three days, and Cha Xian'er had a deeper understanding of the worldly ways of this group of pandas. This group of pandas is better at life than You Jian.
She asked, "What does that promise mean?"
"It means that Lingxiu will play with us for three days every month." Panda An'an said: "The ant-eating one used to play with us. He is so boring and boring."
"What is spiritual cultivation, eh?" Cha Xian'er was a little curious.
"Turn to Transcendence once, to cultivate for mortals; turn to Spirit four times, to cultivate spiritually." Panda Jiji Miaomiao said, "Didn't you teach the Great Wall?"
"I've never heard of this theory." Tea Fairy squatted down and touched their fluffy panda heads, and asked, "Then why do you have to play with rank four monks? Can't ordinary people do it? Can't rank one monks do it? Um?"
The pandas shook their heads one after another: "Tired."
... What a realistic statement.
The pandas waved their hands: "I have been with them for more than 20 years, and they are all mortals, so I am tired of it. And Lingxiu has a very comfortable aura, we will be very happy staying with Lingxiu."
"Twenty years!?" Cha Xian'er was taken aback. She knew that pandas can usually live to be in their twenties. These pandas looked like they were in their prime, but they were so old.
After being begged by this group of pandas for a while, Cha Xian'er couldn't help but agree. And she also understands what Mr. Chuan means. Her task is to play with these pandas on the Great Wall for three days. The business is too extensive.
Hearing that Cha Xianer agreed, the pandas swarmed back to the stone table and patted the table: "Hurry up, hurry up, we're going to play sixteen rounds!"
"Human beings are still so easy to deceive."
"Well, animals without hair are so weak."
Once the goal was achieved, the pandas reverted to their old ways, changing from cute cats back to Northeast bears. They don't have any consciousness of "being able to break their eyebrows and bow their waists to serve the powerful", but instead use cuteness as their common method.
Cha Xian'er looked at the sky, thinking that after three days, her dark circles would be comparable to these pandas.
"Generally speaking, shouldn't you all dislike playing with humans, huh?" Cha Xianer asked curiously, "Except for Mr. Chuan, you are the first ones I've seen getting close to humans... um."
Panda An An: "Heh, if it wasn't forced by life, who would want to live like this?"
Panda Jiji: "Since you are destined to be ravaged by life, why not lie down and enjoy it?"
Panda Beibei: "Actually, we don't want to stay with you humans, but now there are humans everywhere. Where there are no humans, there is no grass. We eat iron and stones just to help laxative."
At this time, the panda Yuanyuan, who had been lying on the side eating bamboo, suddenly sighed, sucked a mouthful of bamboo, and said quietly: "Back then, we also thought about not playing with humans..."
"It's just that there are some things that I can't help..."
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The fifth time to challenge the Tibetan panda copy, success.
Ren Suo saw that the group of pandas in the screen was a little less, because this time more than 200 pandas were contracted by future monks.
Ren Suo originally thought that he would be stable after clearing the level once, but he didn't expect that when he challenged the instance for the third time, the group of pandas suddenly got a buff, which increased their attack power, defense power, and movement speed by 1%. It has aroused Ren Suo's vigilance.
All increase by 5% for the fourth time.
The fifth time has reached 10%!
As the vanguard, Team Dragon King Zhao Huo was directly crushed once. After a little delay, Team Xiaomeng had time to wipe out all the pandas!
Ren Suo looked at the dungeon information and found that there was an extra note at the bottom:
Because they were beaten by the same enemy many times in a short period of time, the pandas burst into anger and their combat power increased (4/5)
Brushing the same dungeon in a row still has this negative effect... But it does sound reasonable, and everyone will lose their temper if they change it.
In addition, although Xiaomeng was strengthened by Ren Suo with the dream experience crystal, the effect was very inconspicuous.
Even though Xiaomeng now possesses rank 5 combined combat power, in Supreme Supreme's counterfeit and shoddy Xianyuan aura point, the combat power shown is less than rank 2. On the contrary, the pandas have actually strengthened. The difference is obvious.
But this is not all bad, because the stronger the panda is, the more dream experience crystals the monks will produce after victory. Now Ren Suo has strengthened Xiaomeng to rank five, and the next step is to strengthen Dragon King Zhao Huo.
After the success of this battle, Ren Suo discovered that there was an additional reward
The Xiaomeng Legion won the ring of five battles
The Dragon King Zhao Huo Legion won the ring of five battles
Ring of Five Battles: A ring of glory obtained by all legions after five battles. During the battle, the members of the legion will be integrated into one body, and they will communicate with each other directly, and they will cooperate seamlessly with each other, and the overall combat power will increase by 1%.
After obtaining this ring, Ren Suo saw that the mind coordination device in the task list: 1000/1000 was completed in an instant, and the interstellar assault armor: 825/1000 was still short of 175 pandas.
Ren Suo thought about it carefully, and found that this five-war comrade actually counted the first failed battle.
In other words, even if the battle fails in normal times, it is not without benefits. In addition to obtaining information, it can also accumulate the number of legion battles.
According to this rule, I am afraid that there will be ten battle rings and hundred battle rings in the future.
Moreover, Dragon King Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng's trust in the Supreme Being has also increased a lot, and the special effect of strengthening attack power +1% has been triggered. Although it is not much, there is something to look forward to.
It seems that there are many benefits to fighting more, even if you fail, you will not lose.
It's a pity that there are no other dungeons on Earth right now, and Ren Suo has no other choice but to eat, sleep and fight pandas.
There are still 9 critical points left, and after finishing the last Tibetan panda instance, this time the panda's combat power has been strengthened to 20%, but Ren Suo still uses the dragon king Zhao Huo's seduction method to fly a kite and bring him down alive.
Interstellar Assault Armor: 1000/1000 up to the standard, all pre-war preparation task lists listed by Supreme Supreme have been completed!
The game pops up a prompt: Do you want to face the first invasion of the Ark army? The remaining thresholds will be added to the thresholds in the next chapter.
Ren Suo's natural choice was yes, and then he clicked, but there was no response.
Click twice, three times, no response!
The game options suddenly turned into fragments and distorted, and a black silhouette of a woman appeared on the screen:
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? You are so powerful, you sneaked away and ran away. If the Crystal Maiden hadn't contacted me, I would still be waiting for you in the game!
Supreme Being: The deity is not sneaky.
Okay, okay, you didn't sneak around, so why did you let me sneak over to Proxima Centauri? Alright, the Ark Troops are almost here, and now I'm on the edge of the space-time chaos formation, do you want to make trouble
Do you want to pay 99 points of merit and let the goddess dominate to launch the Wanfa storm
The magic storm that governs countless laws of time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness, etc., is the only one that can make the space-time inversion array fall into chaos in a short period of time, and then make the Ark troops get lost in it and increase the transfer time. The critical value will return to a random value, and it can only be activated by the goddess when the critical value returns to 0.
Is the krypton gold option in this game a recovery threshold...
The benefits of recovering the critical value are obvious, Ren Suo can continue to farm panda copies.
But now he can only farm the lowest-level Panda dungeon, and the benefits are not big, and the first wave of Ark troop invasion is not difficult, so there is no need to delay.
After choosing to refuse, the goddess master clicked her tongue: Really, it is not easy for me to perform it once. 99 points of merit are necessary, and 100 points of merit are not needed. If you buy it, you will earn it! Don't think about it for free, just agree that I won't let me do it for nothing this time... Don't hesitate when you need it. If you don't use it when it should be used, it is meaningless!
Ren Suo felt a little weird. If he remembered correctly, it seemed that it was the first time he had clearly mentioned the concept of meritorious service from np.
The krypton gold np in the past either said 'you have what I need', or they didn't say anything. Anyway, after Ren Suokrypton, the small world game console will take care of it.
Only the Goddess Lord not only knows the concept of meritorious service, but also accurately knows that it is 99 points of meritorious service, and even has the intention of deceiving Ren to ask for meritorious service... But such a bad thing as meritorious service is only meaningful to players of Small World game consoles.
Moreover, the introduction of this krypton gold character, the Goddess Lord, is too scary, controlling time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness... How does it seem to be stronger than the Supreme Being
Ren Suo thought that the protagonist of this game was already awesome, so he gave him the title of supreme supreme, but he didn't expect that an even more awesome one would appear in a blink of an eye!
If this game will also reflect reality, it means that in 2049 there will really be such a powerful figure as the Goddess Master!
The title is really correct, the goddess of heaven, this person is the heroine of this world, right
Then, should this female master be bubbling now? How should he be born
Did I get a chance to hug the thigh
After Ren Suo turned his mind a few times, he returned his attention to the screen.
In February 1999, the immortal civilization 'Ark' invaded the Milky Way!
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want to pee.
Lin Xianyu clamped her thighs and rubbed them, and opened her eyes a little. The bedroom was dark, and it was still dark.
I don't want to move, I don't want to climb down.
want to pee.
If you can't wet the bed, you will be laughed at by the monitor.
Is there a way to go to the bathroom without moving yourself
It would be great if I could teleport, then I can teleport directly to the bathroom, I am a little envious of Teacher Dong.
But I can only manipulate the wind, so weak.
Can you hold me up with the wind and blow me to the bathroom
Blow... Blow... Huh? Went to the bathroom
Take off your pants, pee with your eyes closed.
There is no light, it's so dark, I can't touch the toilet paper, and the switch is at the door.
It would be great if it could emit light, then I don't have to switch the lights, I'm a little envious of the monitor.
Could you blow some light in with the wind
Blow... blow... ah, see.
Wipe it down and wash your hands.
Blow back blow back, I don't want to climb into bed.
Blow... blow... oh, back to bed, sleep sleep zz.